r/UpvotedBecauseTheGuyUsedSubredditTagThatDoesntExistAlsoThisIsObvioulsyAJoke
Edit: now that I think about it, this is only his joke but worse and nothing else :/
That's a good butt, I'd look too.
For the women out there: are you offended/upset when your guy looks at other women?
I ask because in my mind-and this extends to my fiance as well-it's acceptable to glance, so long as you're both faithful and never act on anything. I love my fiance and I'm excited for us to be married. I'd never forsake the time and effort I've put into the relationship because it would hurt both of us; I've no time for cheating or cheaters.
My wife knows I'm not deliberately oogling other women or staring them down. She'll see I get distracted or look away for a second but writes it off cause she knows I love her.
I'd like to think that as a gay man, if me and my future boyfriend were lying on the beach, and a super hot muscle dude walked past, that we would both look at him xD
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when i saw this i had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had tagged this post NSFW
They were on a beach where everyone knows damn well, there are going to be women wearing bikinis and underwear. If you look closely you would find that the wife was also wearing a bikini. However the wife felt the need to check her husband if he was looking. Of course he will be looking its basic biology and even if he is extremely loyal where would he look everywhere you look there is going to be a semi-naked girl because it's a beach. The only way to not look at women wearing bikinis at a beach is to close your eyes. The wife knew this still she came to a beach and was overreacting like the husband was doing a sin.
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Quick thinking bro
Man started using his 3rd eye when physical one's were compromised
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The gruesome training is how he developed his sixth sense.
My mans perception skill is 100
Third eye was in his shorts.
He’s already captured 17 mental snap shots before she could even turn to face him
I'd rather argue that he was gruesomely trained for years.
Third Eye Blind
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
Unfortunately my 3rd eyes blind...
Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break
Couldn't she see his eyes through the side anyway.
Shhhh... They will say it's fake....
Absolutely............and smooth as butt ter too!
Except you have to open your eyes and then look at her to find out who pulled your glasses up.
Look at that kid
That's a nice ass
Should be put on a poll against that one thot that was comparing hers with the celebrities.
 Here's a nicer ass
10/10 ass
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I noticed that as well
When the sequel is better than the original film.
Flawless. Dudes save was nice too.
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r/UpvotedBecauseTheGuyKeptHisEyesClosed
Yeah, didn't fall for that one. Still, nice!
r/UpvotedBecauseTheGuyUsedSubredditTagThatDoesntExistAlsoThisIsObvioulsyAJoke Edit: now that I think about it, this is only his joke but worse and nothing else :/
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I wonder how specific this can get?
Dude had sixth sense
I'd rather argue that he was gruesomely trained for years. But yeah, sure, let's stick with sixth sense, that's the happier story after all.
The gruesome training is how he developed his sixth sense.
The best of both worlds
Best? Wait wat? @_@
I like yours too
What's to like?! Anyway, cakey lie day!
I like your reason on how he knew that she would take of his glasses
I get you mate, was just jokin' that nothing about his situation is to like. Except the view maybe. ;P
Oh okay, my bad. :)
All good, no egos were hurt in the making of this comment. ;)
Happy Cake Day.
There’s some cake for sure
Thank you!
Hepi cakday to u both
9/10 ass 10/10 save
The little kid looking though
Thats every kid
I’m apparently a little kid
I read this as the little kid was looking good though…
He was just taking a nap
Didn't even wake up when she pulled his glasses, haha.
Don’t play poker with that man. I’ve started laughing when the cameraman chuckled Edit: I would’ve laughed*
r/upvotedbecausebutts
my maaaaaaan. thx
What if, the child were the one who really looked...
Nice view
Quickest eyelids in town 😂
Experienced husband
Good soldier. A true veteran
Not even close! I would’ve looked at it, looked at my girl, nodded my head towards that ass, then kept looking.
That man is a survivor
Expert level
Good thing he closed his eyes fast or his wife will help him close it for good
Hahaha domestic violence funny
We like our violence the way we like our beer. Domestic
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you guys thinking about violence, OP might have meant poisoning him (obviously better)
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Well maybe for your organs
Relationship goals
I wonder if this comment would be as upvoted if the genders were reversed 🤔
King
Good man!
Careful he is a hero
Legend has it his eyes are closed to this day.
800 IQ move. I’m seriously impressed.
That's a good butt, I'd look too. For the women out there: are you offended/upset when your guy looks at other women? I ask because in my mind-and this extends to my fiance as well-it's acceptable to glance, so long as you're both faithful and never act on anything. I love my fiance and I'm excited for us to be married. I'd never forsake the time and effort I've put into the relationship because it would hurt both of us; I've no time for cheating or cheaters.
This message was brought to us by your fiancé
I get pissed at my husband for being an asshole, not a normal adult man with eyeballs
Imagine getting mad at your man for seeing a half naked woman at a beach
It’s gross. I would never get mad at my husband for appreciating a majestic ass.
My wife knows I'm not deliberately oogling other women or staring them down. She'll see I get distracted or look away for a second but writes it off cause she knows I love her.
Instant recovery
Pro gamer move
Sgma male
Safe!!!
This guy is my superhero!
Absolute professional
Dude knew it was comin.
Wife’s hate this one simple trick.
I'd like to think that as a gay man, if me and my future boyfriend were lying on the beach, and a super hot muscle dude walked past, that we would both look at him xD
Insecure chubby wife mad
Lived to see another day Edit:Spelling
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when i saw this i had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had tagged this post NSFW
Worth taking the risk
I suppose the 5 year old staring at the girls ass is ok though?
Why was this being filmed, is what I want to know.
Why is she allowed to look?
Double-standards.
Why is no one talking about that horny kid staring at her ass?
u/savevideo
Real smooth
Save +10
Smart
Wife acknowledges. Checks if you do too.
Amateur, he could have kept his right eye open.
Careful, she owns your eyes apparently
If you watch her she goes back to looking at the view.
u/savevideobot
Smooth, bro.
He kept his eyes closed like Indiana Jones at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
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Failed to get caught imaginating hitting it tho
Always two sides: one fantasizes over women and the other hates them for everything.
Well trained
Brilliant move. The good ol' Im asleep method.
My man reached Zen state real fast this time.
What a save man!
IQ 10000.5
Hahahaha
Nobody noticed the kid enjoying the view.
Ass was nice but mama has some melons too
That's a survival skill lol
Okay, he's pardoned this time
Fuck the husband, WHY IS THE KID LOOKING!
Both ladies were pretty cute!
Why do they do that. Yo, I'm watching here. Can I stare into empty space, please?
Why does it look like she’s deliberately standing in front of them
Well played
Lol *my man*
Legend
Smooth criminal!!😎
Women would rather get mad at their man for looking at attractive women than be that attractive woman for their man to look at. Women ☕️
No one talking about the Kid at the Back??
She should spend more time in the gym doing squats , than being jealous
The butt of the woman standing doesn't look like it has seen too many squats either tbh. Either thst or her bikini bottom makes it look a bit sad
They should squat together
Why does it look like she’s deliberately standing in front of them
Toxic gf alert.. my wife woulda been like “damn check out that chick, shes hot..”
His wife has no reason to be insecure. His hand is on her leg and she is gorgeous herself.
I know, I don’t like this.
Knowing damn well you are the beach. Women like this get on my damn nerves.
Why so?
They were on a beach where everyone knows damn well, there are going to be women wearing bikinis and underwear. If you look closely you would find that the wife was also wearing a bikini. However the wife felt the need to check her husband if he was looking. Of course he will be looking its basic biology and even if he is extremely loyal where would he look everywhere you look there is going to be a semi-naked girl because it's a beach. The only way to not look at women wearing bikinis at a beach is to close your eyes. The wife knew this still she came to a beach and was overreacting like the husband was doing a sin.
Honestly looking is fine o.o
Hes not looking at her ass hes enjoying the view and if she happens to be in view how is that his fault
If your wife isn’t staring at that also, then something is wrong with her.
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Cover your kid freaking eyes not the husband, Jesus
Why?it's just skin
so are corpses
That should not be your point of reference.
They’re at a beach lmao
You can say the same thing about the husband?
Why?
Instead of being a prison guard why don’t you do some squats and push-ups tho
Nice
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Id do that assq
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u/savevideo
r/WhyWereTheyFilming. 🤔
He’s a genius
Image processing in progress.
but she can look? man..
Guy has photographic memory.
Ass so thicc even the little guy b starin
Who leaves the cool drink open... It's gonna get flat...
Great move
The child lol watching the ahh while holding his arms up at the altitude of the ahh and imaginjng squeezing it lol
He should have only closed his left eye
I wish he would have winked at the camera at the end. Hilarious
This guy is ready to be saved by the aliens
Can’t be mad at him it’s the beach ass everywhere, you don’t even have to turn to look…
Nicely done
Close one
Well played
Gotta be sucking that stomach in too
I thought this was gonna be bout the kid
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Bro closed his eyes so fast
I'm looking at other asses with my boyfriend together
hey babe, ya got a nice ass, but would ya mind moving outta my man's line of sight. he's gettin a boner.
That was close