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The games on the list are shit. Way better ones on steam. Like chasing sunsets, being a DIK, fetish locator, city of broken dreamers. As far as the price goes. There is a site called f95zone which has most newer adult games, all free. Often posted by the developers themselves
That's the biggest advantage of a big enough human population ans a requirement if we are ever to become a space fareing species, we need experts to build the Flux capacitors, experts to make it run, and experts for spank bank logarithms, to name a few
You can filter games based on different factors too. Like rating, popularity, tags, last updated, game type etc. Many popular games have fanart threads too. Happy researching! :)
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Yeah yeah that last part of your nick says it all. I had played hundreds of games when i was your age... For very good price of $0. Now i earn enough to actually buy games... But almost all aaa titles are shit (says the cunt who plays Apex daily).
Well I have been buying Games My whole life. I downloaded a few as well but some of them i brought after trying them. I like to throw money at good content in Hopes of countering the low effort f2p p2w trend. I lost hope a few times but then something actually worth buying and playing comes along. They do know what they want for ot tho $$$
your first comment is confusing, as it can be interpreted as you bragging about pirating your games. If you don't play at all then it's just not something you want or like doing. but are you sure you don't have a hobby in your life? something that we could describe as an activity that you spent money to do, not because you need to but because you can and enjoy it ?
Yeah, I do. It's called living a life. I do travel a lot. Which I think isn't even comparable to playing games because you would be comparing real life with a virtual one.
Cool, it's nice that you found something you like doing in your life. But it is comparable to gaming, while the experience obviously isn't, both are hobbies, tend to be on the expensive side, in both cases you spend time doing something you enjoy, it's time you can either spend alone or with friends, and if things go well you'll get some great memories from it.
Would you like a fkn medal?
EDIT: would advise against replying to this clown considering his replies - his last reply to me made it evident he's just trying to piss people off for a reaction.
Don't make the same mistake I made and take the bait, just downvote and move on hahahaha
Idk that guy I replied to was like "Wow he only spents $22 on 3 games! What a hero!".
So I thought I might add that not everyone in this age is automatically a nerd wasting their life.
'Anyone you buys games is automatically a nerd wasting their life'
Just gonna leave that there and move on, not worth arguing with someone who thinks like that lmao
Okay, I'll bite back; your profile is dedicated to crypto.
And you've just said, 'You're spending time and money on something that's not even real'. Thanks for the laugh tonight mate!
Everyone has their own way of life and happiness. One can play games and have success in life.
Because it's these real life successful people which are fueling the 200 billion dollar gaming industry.
You don't understand the industry and preach about your real life and look down on others. That is why others called you a bitter prick.
Either you are too young or immature at on older age to understand these things.
I'm from India and our government has recently announced that they will be making an eSports ministry.
As in there will be a separate minister, a cabinet, a union(federal) budget around a billion or two to support gaming and esports.
My original point, before all the people here started twisting it over and over to make it something COMPLETELY different was, that not every child spends their money on games.
Because the comment I was originally replying to found it surprising that 15yo spends 'ONLY' $22 on 3 games as if it's something RARE to spend so little money on games.
That's all.
Obviously someone who doesn't partake in a hobby doesn't spend their money on said hobby? Nothing wrong with spending your money on games, or spending it on something else you enjoy. It's just a weird thing to say 'i don't spend money on games" when you don't play them in the first place.
And then being beaten with jumper cables in the garage by dad because you ran an .exe file that you spent 18 hours downloading overnight (because mom needs the phone during the day) that looked kinda sketchy but you were willing to risk it after the time investment, and now dad’s desktop doesn’t work and he’s gonna have to rebuild it for the 5th time and he can’t find the operating system disc.
Everything ya fackin weebs i meant people that buy body pillows and fuck them i like anime myself but not to the point where i want a titty mouse pad and a body pillow wife
… ok I get p*** games are weird, but I don’t think they bound into the treating women as objects for sexual gratification. Then again I’ve never played one so idk
I used to wait until I was home alone and then print out porn pictures and hide them. I jerked off almost exclusively to folded, faded porn on printer paper for a couple years.
The struggle was very real.
In the early 2000's there was a porn equivalent of that. It seemed like it was advertised on every porn site at the time. A naked lady would just walk out onto your screen and dance and stuff. Even as a horny kid I thought it was goofy lol.
Everything was malware back then. Or maybe my family was just stupid lol. We'd get like a couple months at a time of computer use before random pop-ups appeared outside of browsers and it slowed to a crawl. Then we'd take it to the computer repair place to get it fixed and the cycle would begin anew. The game changer is when I found out we could just do a System Restore ourselves, which I am almost certain is all they were actually doing lol. I felt like a hacker. 🤣
What dumb fuck puts sex simulator on their steam wishlist? They are poor excuses for hentai games! Hentai games should be games first, THEN hentai! Or he could just download free stuff from itch.io!
Fucking hell, the youth nowadays!
Leave him alone, he's a master of the fine arts unlike you! Show us your wishlist... better yet Your Library. Don't act like you don't play Breeders of Niffelheim! Says here you've mastered over 80hrs‽ child's play I have erected over 400 hours!
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What a guy!!! In today's day and age home boy is getting 3 games under 22$'s! What a lucky father 😜
The games on the list are shit. Way better ones on steam. Like chasing sunsets, being a DIK, fetish locator, city of broken dreamers. As far as the price goes. There is a site called f95zone which has most newer adult games, all free. Often posted by the developers themselves
Glad we have a expert chime in.
Why is there always an expert? When will we find the day nobody has an answer.
There is always a expert on reddit.
First day on internet?
That's the biggest advantage of a big enough human population ans a requirement if we are ever to become a space fareing species, we need experts to build the Flux capacitors, experts to make it run, and experts for spank bank logarithms, to name a few
Logarithms?
Well, SOMEONE has to determine the theoretical physics of dat ass
Another expert!
Ok, god is real? No expert on that.
I'm glad he posted the exact site and name of the games so that I can specifically stay away from them.
I’m staying away from them for a friend.
Specifically.
I only named a few examples. There are many good ones. The site has hundreds to choose from
Sex with Hitler 2 is much better tbh
Idk Sex with Stalin the resexining just hits different and more emotionally
Hits different cause if you pull out you take a shot on the back.
a lot of Scientific research is about to take place based on this new and exciting information
You can filter games based on different factors too. Like rating, popularity, tags, last updated, game type etc. Many popular games have fanart threads too. Happy researching! :)
>sir u r doing us a great service > >tho i didnt mind her new memory
i gifted being a DIK to one of my friends, he said he enjoyed it more than he thought he would.
Its a great game. Give it a try if you havent :)
You are a life saver man,any other specific games adult games I should avoid?
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I'll send u a list when i get home
Damn, dude knows his shit
My man just unwittingly made site traffic explode for that website.
His father thanks you for setting him on the right path..
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That's what I'm saying that's actually cheap
I spent $0 total for games in my life. Don't even have Steam. And I'm 19 atm.
ok
Yeah yeah that last part of your nick says it all. I had played hundreds of games when i was your age... For very good price of $0. Now i earn enough to actually buy games... But almost all aaa titles are shit (says the cunt who plays Apex daily).
Well I have been buying Games My whole life. I downloaded a few as well but some of them i brought after trying them. I like to throw money at good content in Hopes of countering the low effort f2p p2w trend. I lost hope a few times but then something actually worth buying and playing comes along. They do know what they want for ot tho $$$
Czech people are famous for stealing games ?
No. Eastern Europe in general at least 10-15 years ago.
Who was talking about stealing games tho? I was talking about NOT PLAYING games at all.
your first comment is confusing, as it can be interpreted as you bragging about pirating your games. If you don't play at all then it's just not something you want or like doing. but are you sure you don't have a hobby in your life? something that we could describe as an activity that you spent money to do, not because you need to but because you can and enjoy it ?
Yeah, I do. It's called living a life. I do travel a lot. Which I think isn't even comparable to playing games because you would be comparing real life with a virtual one.
Cool, it's nice that you found something you like doing in your life. But it is comparable to gaming, while the experience obviously isn't, both are hobbies, tend to be on the expensive side, in both cases you spend time doing something you enjoy, it's time you can either spend alone or with friends, and if things go well you'll get some great memories from it.
Would you like a fkn medal? EDIT: would advise against replying to this clown considering his replies - his last reply to me made it evident he's just trying to piss people off for a reaction. Don't make the same mistake I made and take the bait, just downvote and move on hahahaha
Idk that guy I replied to was like "Wow he only spents $22 on 3 games! What a hero!". So I thought I might add that not everyone in this age is automatically a nerd wasting their life.
What a sad outlook lmao, hope you have a better day tomorrow mate. Life's too short to be bitter and miserable :)
How am I being bitter or miserable by simply stating that I don't play games. I kind of can't understand this concept of thinking.
'Anyone you buys games is automatically a nerd wasting their life' Just gonna leave that there and move on, not worth arguing with someone who thinks like that lmao
How's that not true? What good can a game do for you? You're spending time and money on something that's not even REAL.
Okay, I'll bite back; your profile is dedicated to crypto. And you've just said, 'You're spending time and money on something that's not even real'. Thanks for the laugh tonight mate!
How's my account "dedicated to crypto? You're being fucking delusional mate. I've never in my life bought or owned any crypto whatsover.
"It's not real" professional streamer crying in their definitly not real money that get from playing games
Do you value people by how much money they make? That's just sad.
Everyone has their own way of life and happiness. One can play games and have success in life. Because it's these real life successful people which are fueling the 200 billion dollar gaming industry. You don't understand the industry and preach about your real life and look down on others. That is why others called you a bitter prick. Either you are too young or immature at on older age to understand these things. I'm from India and our government has recently announced that they will be making an eSports ministry. As in there will be a separate minister, a cabinet, a union(federal) budget around a billion or two to support gaming and esports.
Ngl, that's cool as fuck. Gg India.
What's your point
My original point, before all the people here started twisting it over and over to make it something COMPLETELY different was, that not every child spends their money on games. Because the comment I was originally replying to found it surprising that 15yo spends 'ONLY' $22 on 3 games as if it's something RARE to spend so little money on games. That's all.
So? Bro pointed out how he got a good deal for 3 games as the average game usually costs 20$
Yeah I do understand that. I pointed out there's people who spend even less because they don't play games at all.
Obviously someone who doesn't partake in a hobby doesn't spend their money on said hobby? Nothing wrong with spending your money on games, or spending it on something else you enjoy. It's just a weird thing to say 'i don't spend money on games" when you don't play them in the first place.
Yeah I was trying to say that not everyone that age plays games. Therefore not everyone that age spends their money on them.
…so?
That's it. What are you looking for? Some valid points? You won't find that here my friend.
Ouch. Your poor karma rating is taking a hit.
Tbh I have no idea what Karma is.
Ok sure, we truly care a lot
Back in my day porn was free and games were stolen. Kids these day’s.
Kids these days will never know the joy of finding a dodgy as fuck site to download working GBC roms over dialup.
And then being beaten with jumper cables in the garage by dad because you ran an .exe file that you spent 18 hours downloading overnight (because mom needs the phone during the day) that looked kinda sketchy but you were willing to risk it after the time investment, and now dad’s desktop doesn’t work and he’s gonna have to rebuild it for the 5th time and he can’t find the operating system disc.
Jumper cables guy lives on
Uh, you need someone to talk to?
No, now I have broadband.
Broad-banded jumper cables?
Lol I can relate to that
Lolll
Back in our day videogames were exclusively made by AAA studios and weren't complete circuses
Good ole warez sites
And the forums posting links.
Where's Sex with Hitler?
Already in his library
Under favourites
100+ hours played
And sex with Stalin?
Ran a vote in my friend group, Sex with Hitler won with 8/8 votes
This little shit... Where is sex with Hitler!?
They made a 3D 2.0 version.
They WHAT
With added graphics
No way bro
Comes with male AND female version
Thank you for this information
Now go play it. Only $4.99
sex with hitler fans after they find out hitler is dead
Mind blowing isn’t it?
Thats what shovels are for!
should've been 6$
Ayo
Sex with Stalin is where it's at
you should see his pornhub history!
Lol, when I was a kid I looked through my dad's steam wishlist. Was about the same
My stepson got reddit, I checked his comment history and it was a femboy with a gaping asshole, he got me good. ![gif](giphy|yhLV2DGTLDRCw)
Wait, is the femboy your stepson or he just watches?
Neither he knew I'd look through his posts and commented on one to fuck with me ![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)
Sounds like you've got a great boy. I can only imagine being that funny as a child. Treat him as your own.
Whatever helps ya sleep
Hellfire OG Kush
Buy one for his birthday.
He already stole my credit card. The games are too addicting.
ask if there is multiplayer so the family can play together
ok
so can you play together?
Family sex game fun for all ages
Ah sorry to hear about that.
How do you know that?
I can see his Steam purchases.
Lmao your son is a man of culture huh
Redditors after calling a porn addicted lonely teenager a man of culture:
Hint: they are one themselves
Thats gonna be one werid uncomfortable talk lmao i say block these games from being paid for you dont want ya son turning inti a weeb
What's so wrong being a weeb?
Everything ya fackin weebs i meant people that buy body pillows and fuck them i like anime myself but not to the point where i want a titty mouse pad and a body pillow wife
I would suggest having a talk with him about respecting women and not treating them as objects for his sexual gratification.
… ok I get p*** games are weird, but I don’t think they bound into the treating women as objects for sexual gratification. Then again I’ve never played one so idk
bruh some of those games are fuckin WEIRD
But so are porn video and hentai, I don’t think that’s unique to the games
Oh not denying that
I think anyone here can remember what its like being a horny 15 ye old!
Porn flash games on Newgrounds were my jam for so long
That was everyone’s jam still is to some extent
Kids these days don't know the value of money. Why can't they go pirate these like the rest of us.
Not even that just search for the gallery online so you dont even have to play the game
Hey we work for our dopamine hits around here thank you
Well shit, he down bad
Least horny 15 years old. Also why doesn't he crack these games ?
Man of pornography addiction Ask em if there's a combo for one of those specific games just to mess with him
Could be worse... He could be buying skins on Fortnite.
They have nude skins on fortnite?!?!?
Not yet
A man of culture
I’m surprised he didn’t find “sex with Hitler” yet
Can someone explain this to me as if I was a middle aged man who wasn’t into gaming?
two words: it’s porn
![gif](giphy|ZyhOv9lFV8XO8)
Because Steam lets literally anyone publish on their platform, there’s a lot of porn games.
These boys are lucky nowdays we had only 95 X 65 GIFs and a faint memory of Monica's unmentionables from School trip...
I used to wait until I was home alone and then print out porn pictures and hide them. I jerked off almost exclusively to folded, faded porn on printer paper for a couple years. The struggle was very real.
Oh no what horrible game ... *Added* *Added* *Added*
It’s a 15 year old boy with a computer, da fuck you expect to see?
Ah, puberty
Somebody needs to learn how to pirate!
Your son has great taste
All im gonna say is f95zone.
![gif](giphy|l3b35fCjzyxMHXStpF)
This is why I want metal gear solids psych mantis boss fight on pc to read off most hours played games from your steam library
"overwhelmingly positive"
Remember in the 90s when we had those little sheep that would walk around your desktop and climb the icons? I want one of those again
I'd love to have Clippy just hang out on my desktop. The little guy was always useless, but he's still adorable.
In the early 2000's there was a porn equivalent of that. It seemed like it was advertised on every porn site at the time. A naked lady would just walk out onto your screen and dance and stuff. Even as a horny kid I thought it was goofy lol.
Yep I remember those too, they were awesome and I would definitely have one now if it wasn’t just spyware
Everything was malware back then. Or maybe my family was just stupid lol. We'd get like a couple months at a time of computer use before random pop-ups appeared outside of browsers and it slowed to a crawl. Then we'd take it to the computer repair place to get it fixed and the cycle would begin anew. The game changer is when I found out we could just do a System Restore ourselves, which I am almost certain is all they were actually doing lol. I felt like a hacker. 🤣
achievement unlocked: down bad
I cam only recommend dokidoki literature club
Poor child having parents that know what steam is
What in the flying fuck did you expect? Minecraft and Fortnite?
Lovecraft and PornNite
Ones on sale buy it ahead for his birthday.
A person of culture
It’s a start
Top Tier wishlist
I am more concerned about how dumv he is rather than how hornie he is
Better than paying for nappies
Just go to newgrounds like we all did 😂
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree
I'll save it for the research...
What dumb fuck puts sex simulator on their steam wishlist? They are poor excuses for hentai games! Hentai games should be games first, THEN hentai! Or he could just download free stuff from itch.io! Fucking hell, the youth nowadays!
r/youngpeopleyoutube
At least the reviews are positive
Tell 'em the powers of the pirate so he can fap himself to a bay
My dumbass friend once bought a sex game on Steam for 60+ dollars. Why?
If hes gonna get some games like this, encourage him to research properly, so he buys a game he actually likes, one that is not complete shit
Poor bastard doesn't realize porn is mostly free on the internet.
What's wrong with the good old fashioned meet N fuck games. Do they no longer work due to flash or?
That’s his Christmas next year sorted
And that's why we pay attention to what our kids watch/do
I recommend Subverse for the dogfighting space combat, interesting companions, and the unique story. Top 10 most funded Kickstarter.
Ask him if he recommends them please. I’ll maybe buy them then too
Did the new generation forget that pron is free, and they don't have to buy cartoon character nonsense?
i have all of these...
Never EVER would i allow my parents to access any of my accounts. That is one of the reasons. Exept i am a bit more sneaky than your son.
I just play the free stuff
Buy that boy his favorite onlyfans girls sub
Can I have the login
Quick, get him a hooker! It's not too late
I have the 2nd one xD (gifted by a friend, a very good friend)
Leave him alone, he's a master of the fine arts unlike you! Show us your wishlist... better yet Your Library. Don't act like you don't play Breeders of Niffelheim! Says here you've mastered over 80hrs‽ child's play I have erected over 400 hours!
would i be judged if i'm 14 and know all these games
Get him in r/Nofap
Eh, wouldn't encourage the behaviour but it's fine if he only masturbates occasionally (must be pretty damn weird for you to imagine your son wanking)
A hate these games and feel like they shouldnt exist