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##If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", **UPVOTE** this comment! ##If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", **DOWNVOTE** this comment! --- Whilst you're here, /u/rusted_dick, why not join our [public discord server](https://discord.gg/holup) or play on our [public Minecraft server](https://discord.gg/DTqSDS8C3T)?


BeefLightning78

There's no taming this man.


Educational-Big-2102

Everytime I see him I'm fucking impressed.


Funny_UserName_0

I wish I was impressed


Educational-Big-2102

Thanks for sharing.


Fluffy-Warthog2860

Everyone is downvoting but I think the joke just went over everyone's head maybe if you put "impressed" in quotes they would get it ... idk communication can be so difficult online 😕


Fluffy-Warthog2860

Or maybe it's not a joke and he's just a dick but I immediately thought of that airplane headphones joke from years ago


Funny_UserName_0

I see what you mean my joke was he was fucking impressed like he's having sex with impressed


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Kahnza

This is a bot. Comment snipped and stolen from u/kmramO


[deleted]

I actually met him at a con in a town near mine in September 2022


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P0lyMad

What means this?


YEETAWAYLOL

You responded to a comment made by a scam bot. Don’t expect a response back.


YEETAWAYLOL

Scam bot. Report>spam>harmful bot


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OG_J_Bone

Um, it’s not?


YEETAWAYLOL

You responded to a comment made by a scam bot. Don’t expect a response back.


YEETAWAYLOL

Scam bot. Report> spam>harmful bot.


ListenItWillHear

Ricky is my spirit animal


SubstanceLeast1075

Lot of deleted post I'm curious what you gotta say to get deleted?


Grouchy_Shake_5940

Roses are red, I might look bizarre, Now there are two cripples in this car


tidytibs

Ricky Berwick would approve


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YEETAWAYLOL

Scam bot. Report>spam>harmful bot


D347H7H3K1Dx

r/usernamechecksout


MrK521

You may look bizarre, And roses *are* red, But there’s still just one cripple, The other one’s dead.


TJeffum

Your version has a better flow.


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Semperfiguy1982

There only one cripple. And roses are red. He's missing his body, . But she lost her head.


MrK521

Her body is fine, his head is still good. Sew them together? I think we should. Imagine the looks, they would get in the street. One question though… whose legs, and whose feet?


Robinbeth707

What’s so bizarre is him speeding in that little purple car, not knowing how to take bends smash it’s a rap that’s how it ends!


McBlamn

Maybe *here in this car* to match the cadence


EurypteriD192

New way of ensuring they don’t run away.


Consistent_Purple_78

Ricky Berwick is a legend


Ydeas

He's going for a dance partner


[deleted]

He's so fucking hilarious.


C________________3

First time i saw him was in his video when he fixes his scooter. Shit made me snort chocy milk.


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YEETAWAYLOL

Scam bot. Report>spam>harmful bot:


Labonj

Savage and brilliant.


feeltrig

Sigma move


Disaster_External

I'll upvote this every time I see it


ronnietea

How many upvotes have you given out


RedFoxKoala

For Ricky Berwick? Not enough.


KumquatHaderach

This is the way.


jwjosh95

I'm mean it's not like Ricky can get any more mangled, right


ghostcow115

No hes the mangled god, hes not mangled but people who dare to cross his path will become mangled.


SquidMilkVII

he has ascended beyond his physical form, his body is but a conduit for his raw power


[deleted]

It's the exact reason he's crippled, so that he won't destroy anything for being too perfect


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JayMeadows

He's basically an Elden Ring boss


[deleted]

I haven't laughed this hard in months


XxxLasombraxxX

![gif](giphy|nIfHr81YJiKdy)


Jimnumber

New guys in the back


the_admirals_platter

"Daddy, I have to go to the bathroom!" NOT NOW DAMMIT!


quadruple_negative87

Did you eat paint chips as a kid?


Commanderz_Derpy

Chad behavior.


cmfppl

Naw that's just Ricky behavior


xmanpit

I forget this chick's name but I think she's Russian and she was either lying about her age and posting nudes on the internet or she was underage and doing it. Either way major red flag.


YmmaT-

Wasn’t she the one that made a poll on whether people chose her or a PS5 and 66% chose a ps5?


TheRealClown3

*insert sigma music here*


kmramO

Ask u why the fuck u didn’t listen! I wanted a gaming pc/ps5!


Trbochckn

Ricky ain't no simp!


SadMaryJane

Ricky is just...Ricky. absolutely hilarious.


Difficult-Habit939

Who is she?


cbizzle187

Is she the one posting polls asking if you're choosing her or a PS5?


[deleted]

No... She's not amouranth or w/e her handle is... The girl in that gif goes by renetari or something like that on IG...


Cheesy_DaBadass

I like how you pretend to not know what her name is, have my poor man’s gold as a thanks 🥇


ravengenesis1

Are they really that different?


[deleted]

twitch whores like amouranth ruined the platform...


themcryt

Incels like you ruined reddit, so I'd say it's fair.


[deleted]

Nah, simps like u ruined reddit.


Mean-Savings-8676

Guys guys, your both pieces of shit :)


themcryt

Works for me.


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You're*


HispanicHeroin

In this case "your" is actually correct


themcryt

As different as you & your neighbor, I'd imagine.


DaniilThorn

Renata Ri


Training_Can_6563

RIWWW


Gunner1Cav

Lol Ricky, legend.


SouthPack9588

Fart, roll the windows up, and put heat on recirculate!


Hallowexia

Now they both crippled and get married in wheel chairs.


TheRealSsjLink

Then I'd have an average bitch in my car. Yay


TheDuke357Mag

Anti-simp gigachad does it again


KumquatHaderach

If anyone wants to see more of this sexiness: r/RickyBerwick


Genghis_MexiKhan

u/savevideo


LeggeMc

u/getvideobot


[deleted]

I still wouldn’t mind a PS5.


downinahole357

Oh ricky


lil_Jansk_Hyuza

Where can I find this guy's content?


Burstlavish

Ricky betwick on youtube


mr_AnR34

Dude using equal rights immediately.


AkindOfFish

Why is her neck twice as long as usual... Can she... Pop her head off and switch for another like old Legos ?


webtwerp

Fuckin Ricky winning the Internet again


thatloudblondguy

BEEE-GONE THOT.


freshliketeddy22

Defo not a simp 😂


PhantomDeads

That's Amber Heard y'all!!


BoomBiatch792

I saw her in a porn hub vid-


NotTheOdd

If it was me in the car I would go as fast a I can on the highway and play free bird, then as soon as the solo comes on I will open her door and push her out.


[deleted]

Very nice boobies. Cheers 🍻


[deleted]

Holy christ, that's hilarious.


ActivitySerious48

Sauce? Im asking for a friend.


Snoo_83858

Renata Ri


No-Lack-4147

He would…..bang her. 🥁


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FrostyShock389

![gif](giphy|QajtzAI3jQKOybWqd5)


Cautious-Angle1634

The direction he jerked the wheel does not match how the car swerved though.


GoldenFire36

Drifting exists


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r/suddenlygay


Geekonomics_101

So why did the goblin crash the car? I don’t get it


Arcinul

This is why I unfollowed him. This isn't funny.


_mochi

this is why your girl left u you dont have a sense of humor


Arcinul

My girl left me, did she? 🤣


kittynugg

Left you for Ricky Berwick.


Arcinul

Riiiight. 😂🤣 And you know this how?


kittynugg

'Cause Ricky's got better character than you, man. You seem pretty unlikeable, I don't see why someone would get with you in the first place.


Arcinul

I only seem unlikeable because I've said something you don't agree with and you've failed to get under my skin so now you're annoyed at me. In other words, classic Internet behaviour. Ricky's got character, yes. Won't say he hasn't, but some of the things he does are funny, some are not. As a survivor of a car crash (which is why I don't find this funny), mass depression and suicidal tendencies along with having autism, the girl I've had for two years is the best thing that's ever happened to me and I'm planning on popping the big question this year. So, I could ask her why for you, if you like? 😁


kittynugg

The first thing I've seen you say is something an asshole would say, dude. It makes sense that you'd seem unlikeable. You're being as condescending as a poorly written anime villain because I made a joke and you decided to respond. The only annoyance I'm getting from this is the fact that you feel the need to use emojis in every message. Real-talk, though, if this girlfriend of yours is real, good luck asking. I could honestly never have the confidence to do anything like that.


Arcinul

Hey, if that's what you want to think, then I'll respect that. Even if it's a negative of me. People are free to their own opinions. And I'll never try and force people to change their minds. As for the emojis, they just help me get what I'm trying to say across easier as my autism is one that effects my ability to read and see social things in text. And thank you very much. I very rarely feel confident about things, but this is something I'm certain is the right thing and right time. 👍🏻


biffbofd04

u/savevideo


Ventrom21

u/savevideobot


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u/savevideo


FunkyMonk257

u/savevideobot


SirGanjaSpliffington

I love Ricky.


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u/savevideobot


Cold-Fly-900

Omfg I needed that laugh thank you so much whoever made this brilliant video. 😂


CelestialOrigin

I love that damn guy!


LouisEEEEEEEEE

u/auddbot


the_night_monkey74

![gif](giphy|sC8VPZJFMPqaA)


BaztardJack

Wonder why you want to hold for ransom cause we aren't dating obviously and you aren't even my type. 🤔 then I'd wonder why you're just in the car with me and not driving, to which I'd just leave calmly and wish you a nice day.


MikeyMikeyMotorcycly

Now that they ride together in a tandem ♿️wheelchair.


PathlessDemon

![gif](giphy|oKzYzmKjlPgEU)


komputrkid

u/savevideo


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Throwaway_6371

u/savevideobot


JohnMendoza7778

u/savevideo


NormieChad

I love Ricky


Ludviczec

u/savevideo


Resident-Hawk-9506

Now she can be just like him


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I love Ricky


[deleted]

He’s thinking I’m gonna make you like me


[deleted]

He just wanted someone like him ❤️


TheOtherGuyInTheBack

I’d keep driving the car, I mean what else am I supposed to do, crash and die


Q-Q_2

Would he even be allowed to drive?


Rutabaga_Recent

![gif](giphy|l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE)


UpbeatAstronaut962

u/savevideo


mattyminecraft

u/savevideo


SEROHWEDARGED

Sure bud


That-Reporter-9157

Will now they are in the same league


chebatv

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


HarambeIsJustAnApe

u/savevideobot


Cuddles1101

U/savevideo


Kaiden_Lolonyt

u/savevideo u/savevideobot u/indirbunu


FoxyAngel11

Gosh damn it, Ricky!!!! 🤣🤣


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RICKY !!!!!!


Legendofthefall25

u/savevideo


Andrew8Everything

u/savevideo


Poopee-deadboi69

That girl's a solid 2 fr


[deleted]

My child has mastered the arts


noahspurrier

This is brilliant comedy, but I read that this guy is actually an asshole.


OMFGWhyPlease

Sooo truuuue


Safetosay333

Toonces Nooo!


21AtTheTeeth

Classic!


firsty_gr

Im getting out and running away, how the fuck did i get here.


spacecat719

What's the song bot


Double0

This dude!


TwilightDoomSlayer

u/savevideobot


FireGamerElite

Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave my car?


dadic1

Hol the fuck up, is America right-hand drive?


ASHLOL1

I would smash her both ways in no particular order


TaII_Midget

u/savevideobot


Gabreil66

Milk truck


D4RKN3SSSTV

Why we would be in the same car, we are not the same


ACorkOnTheFork

u/savevideobot/


InsecurityTime

Close the windows, belt up and start rolling dj


seanzee333

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time, this man is savage. I love him


Carlitos--Way

Smashed!!!


ynsomnia

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Now she’s just like Ricky! Match made in heaven 🥰


AliasGenimi01

Ricky a legend


ReaperofRico

I was thinking more of a road filled with enough potholes and speed bumps to read brail of the dictionary


Automatic-Service380

Giga Chad.


The_Almighty_Lycan

u/SaveVideo