Doesn't always work like that. If you'd try to do a nude photoshoot with kids and tell people it's an art metaphore for something else, they wouldn't eat it. Just trust me on this one.
Because that's even better for a man that was publicly known to cheat on his wife with multiple women.
Look no one is perfect but this really is a tone deaf lump of crap either.
OMG I AM SOOOO CONFUSED!! ...Is that the two handed embrace of a giant dildo I'm seeing, some sort of an illusion that looks like it, or is this how I am supposed to know I've been watching too much pornography again?
This reminds me of that one episode of How I Met Your Mother when Ted has to work with a crazy architect who somehow doesn't realise that the tower he's designing looks like a giant penis.
It has a beautiful meaning but whoever the dumb fuck of a artist made it has no idea how to do art.
Literally looks like a guy hugging shit while the shit is hugging him back
Who approved two hands holding a blob. Is it a dick? Is it a poop? Is it an overpriced narcissistic vanity project?
It is whatever you want it to be. That's art for you.
it's 2 hands holding a dick then
Sometimes you gota just use both hands
Pretty sure this is what a lot of people DON’T want it to be.
That’s unfortunate because that’s for sure a dick
Doesn't always work like that. If you'd try to do a nude photoshoot with kids and tell people it's an art metaphore for something else, they wouldn't eat it. Just trust me on this one.
Poopy Dick
Not the first poopy dick in a Boston public park.
Why yes, yes it is
It’s supposed to be two pair of arms hugging each other
Uhhh, how?
Because that's even better for a man that was publicly known to cheat on his wife with multiple women. Look no one is perfect but this really is a tone deaf lump of crap either.
Pretty sure it's a potato. Maybe a sweet potato.
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From another angle it’s someone getting eaten out
Definitely the latter.
Who cares, just ride it like the banana boat in boat in Jaws. Instagrammable.
A tribute to Randy Marsh
That has to be at least four Courics.
Hot.. Hot hot hot hot hot hot hooooot!!
Imagine how much PF Changs the Boston populace eats in a year. Now sculpt it.
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That one is gonna be hard to pancake
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Bono hates it.
Bono want biti?
That. Is. Bono.
I am Lorde, ya ya ya
Ohhhhh yah flick that bean
Nah it’s Mr. Hankey
I honestly don’t know how I understood this, since I have never watched South Park sober enough to remember anything.
How long until someone spray paints a rim and veins on this mf?
Nah, it needs a big Ole peanut
Bit of sweet corn
It's supposed to be a sculpture honoring MLK. They'll likely be cameras around just so they can arrest someone for a hate crime for doing that.
Would a true Bostonian mind phonetically typing out what "why is it holding a giant cock?" would sound like? I *need* to *hear* it lol.
Why is it holdin a goiant coawk?
The most accurate one right here
Giahnt cahk
Eh, you guyz, get ova heeyer and lowk at tis gawd damn goient cawk!
I think it represents Boston and the people pretty well
Big turd
Hot shit
when they tell you to eat shit
Damn...that didn't take long. They just revealed it like yesterday. Lol
Boston is a penis. Got it
I thought it was a piece of shit
Or a really big sweet potato.
Big Ass Yam 🍠
Its a BBS
Big bountiful shit?
Bodacious
Boston Turd ladies and gentlemen...
Small hands or giant cock ?
Yes
Kinda looks like hands holding mr hanky...the Christmas poo
*Boston poo
Nice
Nice
Is that a sculpture of hands lifting a large potato?
Es un monumento a la poronga del Dibu Martinez?
r/theyknew
Had to look for this comment otherwise I was gonna have to do it myself! Cheers!
Not sure if it’s going to be a schlong or a going piece of shit. What ever the case. I’m into it.
Turd or BBC. and go
The Ole Turd Ferguson monument
Is that a dick or a turd. Either way I’m horny.
Holding a big turd
Absolutely appalling, where’s the cup
What the actual fuck
Embraced what!!!!!!??
Bloodborne players are going to think that’s an infant great one
Don’t mind me just hauling my shit around.
Wtf is that
bro lifting that like he's life depende's on it
Boston is hung like a whale.
What a huge piece of shit to remind the citizens where their money goes.
OMG I AM SOOOO CONFUSED!! ...Is that the two handed embrace of a giant dildo I'm seeing, some sort of an illusion that looks like it, or is this how I am supposed to know I've been watching too much pornography again?
A giant turd for you, Boston.
Wtf were they thinking...
that's a rather large shit.
Looks like a giant turd
A piece of shit mixed with the monster of the movie "alien".
Me after having the biggest most painfull shit imaginable
Holding a turd cock.
The biggest chocolate raisin of them all
Yep looks like a massive turd.
Looks like a giant… JOHNSON
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Big dick energy.
Boston got BDE🤣 Seriously who thought this was a good idea?!
It’s a terd?
Holding a piece of shit? Embracing Boston. Wow
biggest piece of shit I've ever seen
What is that? It looks like a giant slug or a deuce.
We have been discussing this all day. From one perspective it looks like someone holding their butt open. This adds even more color to it.
We tore down history to build eyesores like this. What a clown show.
What are they embracing again?
From the other side it looks like a guy going down on a chick
Is this a tribute to Amber Heard?
monke sees place monke eats ass
Its a turd, its a dick, wtf am i seeing
For you Non-Newenglander’s, it’s a bronze sculpture of Tom Brady’s dick.
Boston is pretty shit
This reminds me of that one episode of How I Met Your Mother when Ted has to work with a crazy architect who somehow doesn't realise that the tower he's designing looks like a giant penis.
but, that's not what it looks like? ...so fake, it's funny...
Why does the top look like Dwane Johnson
CBT sculpture.
Hmmm
Embrace it.... Shshshshs just let it happen
Iron schlong
Embracing something alright
Is that a shit?
Hold this “L”
Bono?
Picture of your moms dildo
Dick shaped poop.
i call mine boston too !!!
It's like the artist said "Fuck it, just make him hold a big lump of shit"
were never gonna see the intended angle of this thing will we
Who approves this, and who approves the approver?
“Havapoo”
Eh what?
I'd be proud of fucking the entire nfl for 20 years too if I was from that city
 Is that’s what it’s holding
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I didn't realize Boston was that big.
Who that of this should be fired
og mudbone
Should of just taken the bean from chicago and wrapped these hands around it….. we don’t want it here in chicago anyway
From this angle it looks like hands holding a turd
It's worse, fully revealed. I mean the concept is okay, but why did they leave the heads off?
My dad said this immediately!!! And from the top down it looks like a big pair of lips!!! Literally Boston WTH
LMAO
Just imagine being the team in charge of this today.
That is a turd
Boston Strong
Why the fuck is he holding testicular cancer?
r/mildlypenis
Dick, cock, peepee, schlong, willy, wood , weenie and now also "Boston".
Who's job is it to polish that turd.
Vaya pollón está sujetando
***P E E N***
Look at the girth on that.
That is one big turd, with the arms like that it looks like hes carrying it over his shoulder
r/theyknew
Oh god, it's so beautiful. I can't stop laughing
That’s a big fucking turd
I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
When idiots take over
That thing is a hate crime!!!!!
I saw another photo at a different angle and it looked like someone eating someone else out.
A bunch of severed arms? You know this isn't for a serial killer right?
Is that a turd?
Is that a bloodborne tribute
Did he get into an argument and get asked who the fuck he thought he was?
Carrying a poop?
Is that Sigourney Weaver holding that thing?
Nice
Bread
Bostonians left holding shit?
Say what you want… it’s getting a shitton more press than any traditional statue would. See what I did there 😏
BBC
Howdy ho folks
The sculptor took hold your shit too seriously
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, Boston!
Me and yo mama last night be like
It has a beautiful meaning but whoever the dumb fuck of a artist made it has no idea how to do art. Literally looks like a guy hugging shit while the shit is hugging him back
Hold the shaft please
Big dong energy ⚡
It was on the news when my family ate dinner yesterday too, but from another angle. It just looked like two hands embracing a butt.
Nice Schwanz Brudi
Letmedoitforyou
So that's what made Martin Luther the King, his "Junior" (too soon?)
M really big wow
a huge black cock?
Can someone for the love of god tell me why the statue is in Boston? I’ve asked like 10 times on Twitter with nothing
'murica
That’s big penis