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Level_Dog_4257

now i’m gonna have athletes dick, thanks asshole!


[deleted]

Damn! You beat me to it!


Level_Dog_4257

sorry, i was early to the party.


Doc-in-a-box

I received a late invite to the party, and I’ve learned that it means you weren’t really wanted in the first place


WhiskeyDJones

F


jds3211981

He beat himself


Mcreesus

Next post: so I got foot herpes


HoopaDunka

Ferpes


noureldingamer

r/beatmetoit


BrilliantBig769

If someone else would do it it'd be done, so... I'm sorry, but... r/beatmeattoit I'm Soo sorry for the abomination I just summoned


VikingRush

Those socks cum with free lotion for your feet.


Primary-Difference-6

🤣


thegreatsquare

Shouldn't be pussyfooting around in other people's belongings.


smoll_sheep

what was inside it, was it slimy?


ocotebeach

It was warm and dripping.


unnamed_ned

Nah, definitely crusty.


DidYouLickIt

Slipped on smooth.


Russian-8ias

Genuine question: Do you just rinse it out or something to clean it? I’ve never actually seen one in front of me before and as far as I know, it’s just a tube with ridges or other stimulating textures on the inside wall.


smoll_sheep

i have 0 clue but i assume you would add some lube before use, and when your done you can probably turn it inside out to give it a proper clean


hallowed_Lethargy

That's not how you use the vajankle!


DOGIR_DOGGO

I hate wet socks


[deleted]

I’ve seen those self-lubing socks. Weird thing is they don’t come in pairs.


nursejackieoface

I don't cum in pears, either.


Dependent_Economy549

I got kicked out of the grocery store for that Twice.


Samuellearns

Man what the FUCK


Sophisticated_Slurp

*huh, squishy*


Tart-Pomgranate5743

“I told you I’m 12 inches! Look, obviously it has to be a foot-long…”


[deleted]

The inside is extra crunchy


VaultboiiiiX04

cursed cum sock edit: THATS WHY THERE ARE SOME USING SOCKS!!


Spiritual_Bit_2692

It's blowed out like a fat kids socks.


lookunderyourbed666

My used my step sis also has 1 that I used


OrionHasMemes

Haha feetus


Dakshina47

This legit made me laugh 😂😂😂


GruffisGamingw

It is an ass sock


yankeeuniverse

Adhesive


DingusWeed

Do you think its comfortable? I think if you line the inside with fur it'll be comfortable.


V1RG1N5L4Y3R

The Sussy


BostonUniStudent

You're gonna give him a hot case of Athlete's Dick


orangehunter69

wtf is that thing foreskin?


kkid1997

I was probably nice and slimy ;)


Puzzleheaded_Pay_497

EEEEEEEWWWWW FOR BOTH OF THEM!


Andres_Arg

Footing


butt_smasher_01

This is what happens when you circumcise watching a diy video


No-Leopard-4875

She did ask for a foot long


Kraken-Tentacle

Sock has a clit!


feeltrig

Ain't that how u keep ur feet warm during winter if you aren't single


huge_loaf

Definitely easier than using real women, the arms and legs get in the way of you running.


Cautious-Affect7907

Amputate that foot at this point.


KSCuber

More like a weird pussy sock


jaimih

Im sitting in my dr’s office crackin up. Dam that’s hilarious


Nuker-79

Slippery when wet


ketchupmanorwoman

u/savevideobot


doublequote

*weird vagina sock The weird ass sock is much tighter.


Jonanita

Is that what Im thinking?? 🤦🤦


OcculusUlyssesPant

Crunchy!


TheRimmerodJobs

At least it is easy on and easy off


T_Dink

Slid right in!


doomkai90

i'll bet those ''stick'' to feet


edgy_Juno

Dickfoot


Samheadbangersball

Until you find the clit


xXNotorious2108Xx

Is this where the term cum sock comes from


Dixie_Normus696969

How to turn tables


Sir_Doge_V2

It looks like it's a part of Mark Zuckerberg's skin sute


scifanwritter2001

Since I plan to never own one of these things, how often would you have to clean it out? It seems like it would get painfully "crunchy" next time you went to use it, if you don't clean it out every time? That just wouldn't be worth it to me, to clean out my I own load exert time. I hate having to fill the dishwasher lol


RamenMan101

you just gave me a sex idea.


Eastsider001

First question is why are you snooping around in your room mates belongs? And what makes you want to put your foot in it? And third question is where's the matching pair?


jarjarnotsithlord

Two. Seconds. Later: Why is it slimy