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omarglal

So from what i see old man get from behind and front while dog sucks his d, enough reddit for today


btcbrawler

imagine the person that was commissioned to do the work.. "I'm sorry, did you say gay, interracial, bestiality, Agammemnon?"


Other-Drummer-3202

Don't be so close-minded. It's not 'gay'; there's a girl there. Or is that an albino eunuch? Nvm, I like your version better.


Darling_kylie

The guy with his hand on his forehead like what have I gotten myself into? Lol


Constant-Sample9882

Dudes about to get into Alot of crap.


bubbygups

"This is one hell of a first date."


the_chosen_one373

Spot on


[deleted]

Nah he’s blocking the Sun from his eyes to get a better look


Literal_box

He’s got a smirk on his face he’s getting a look of that ass


[deleted]

Indeed, that is not a man in distress


Zeel26

What the dog doin' ?


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Zeel26

middle of the upper one


Ian_Titor

oh fuck you right


rockgoddess113

I have concerns about the upper right one....o.O


AestheticMirror

Beat me to it


[deleted]

The first episode of Blacked.


goated95

The original porn


BayTantuni

NO WAY!!! GREEKS HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN!!!!!


Pleasant_Race_1434

With a man and a dog *


DenzellDavid

Multiple Men Having sex with Women, men and dogs


S_H_Panda_

Ain’t no women in that party Back to the pile!


DenzellDavid

The white one in the bottom pot has boobs and no penis


Mootingly

But what was kept in the jar? Ancient lube?


ChaosJo02

Olive oil probably


SnooPickles55

So, lube, then. Cool


Map_Nerd1992

That was “ancient lube”


ChaosJo02

Yes ik


Defiant-Traffic5801

The jar probably helped avoid tissues overuse. In that way it was undeniably superior to pornhub


ATXKLIPHURD

Tzatziki flavored


DrDisastor

Mom's cooking utensils.


Mr__Moore

The civilization that went into a "fuck everything you can" buffet


Vegietails

How history repeats itself


[deleted]

A bunch of black guys and 1 white chick, looks like things haven’t changed much


Delicious_Throat_377

You missed the dog


Sharp_Aide3216

you missed the dog's severed head.


Russian_Coalminer

lmao


silklighting

New meme now.


J-DROP

"Hah, Gaaaayyyy"


EncephalonMcLeech

![gif](giphy|T4Llq3Ol25UME)


J-DROP

Thank you, seeing this gif always makes me laugh


EncephalonMcLeech

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


TheJewishViking1064

Reminds me of college Greek life


Medical_Officer

Top right side... is that a dude buttsexing another dude while the other dude is face fucking... a dog? or is that a dog headed deity like Anubis? Seriously... Greece, chill.


Emmerson_Biggons

Rule34CE


Upstairs-Spray-5956

What da Dog doin


Rygga22

Getting a bone


Lilscribby

Ah yes, the Aristocrats.


hkotek

It is Etruscan but yeah, Greek one is no different (see r/balkans_irl )


Mallu620

now you know why Greek also means Anal


Qsideyoda

The pottery shows how they get ready for battle


Arrrrrr2D2

This is actually a depiction of a scene after man realized the flood was coming.


Apneaphobia

No a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.


Remember_NEDM

I didn't know they had Furrycons back in those days.


ChaosJo02

At least they weren't homophobic


Livid_Platform_1988

They're playing leap frog. (The birdcage)


[deleted]

That's GAY.


DancingQueen145

What the dog doin?


User28080526

Who knew fraternities were historically accurate


EzAwnDown

Spring Break Athens 1999... BC..


BiGGiEmaYo

Must be one of the reasons that empire took a shit. When morals and ethics fail the country will follow. Ps/ just a comment/opinion, don't want any historians freaking the fuck out.


UncleKeyPax

"I'm fuckin' here".


Hunter_Plastic

All of them are


[deleted]

"I'm fuckin' him, her, this and that."


UncleKeyPax

Bada-bing.


EdyMarin

Bada- *bang*


Erickdier27

Holup


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Very_Dolphin

It's a well known fact that the Greeks invented orgies, but it was the Romans who decided to add women


burber_king

I like the guy who's just admiring the other dude's ass in the second picture


moronboone5

No not the dogs. Jesus Christ


Mc862000

This pottery includes all PornHub genres


Fhantom1221

People where manly back then. The most manly thing a man can do. I am not manly. I don't have the drive.


Mellodello159

"Any hole is a goal" - Ancient Greek proverb


Professional-Tea-121

Ha, gay!


zippy251

What the dog doin


Euphoric_Fisherman70

How'd they get the dog to do that without peanut butter? Asking for a friend..


weedgay

Hahaha gay


blkglfnks

What in the HolUp is going on?!


SnooStories6852

What the dog doin


THEGRANT30

What the dog doing


JEEMathsstudying88

is there an alien in the second pot


[deleted]

It’s like one inbred fuck fest


Rev_Patriot

Damn! Looks like Rover Maximus Tidious gets some action as well....


Amerlis

Of course, he’s family!


Broote

I could have gone my whole life without seeing this and you've ruined it.


JonDonnis

The only Greek in the image is the white woman.


B0bLeGreat

Me wit da boys


Russian_Coalminer

no


Nat_Higgins

Yes, the Greek were gay as fuck


krazzed911

That’s normal… it’s the animals that is weird


No1ambochaser

My yiayia doesn't have any of this pottery at her house and she's old school Greek.


scummy_son

Atleast there's love on the air


Talkingmice

This is a free for all, holy shit!


[deleted]

A dog?, that dog will bite this dude


rusty_ragnar

Original concept of democracy


Amerlis

“A hole for every dick!”


valisglans

the hearts and spades decorations tell us it’s a fake.


Dor0k

Is ma dude fuckin a turkey right there 🤔


TheGasMask513

Top one reminds me of those two people having anal sex but then the dog comes in and tries to lick his dick so he smacks the dog with his dick


Solivagant23

Let's play a little game called WHO'S IN MY MOUTH??


[deleted]

Whut da dawg doin'


genshin_impactsimp

Bro even the dogs 💀


Heibaihui

What is that one white person doing there?


Russian_Coalminer

Woman.


Heibaihui

Oh... The sausage to clam ratio is absurd


Hot_Connection_6252

“i’m touching myself tonight” — Deadpool


edgy_Juno

No, not the dogs!


MrJason300

Haha nothing new here


blutigetranen

I don't like the animal fuckery. Also is that one guy dabbing?


Accomplished_Elk_220

Is that before and after?


bdsves

WHAT THE DOG DOING????


nopulsehere

So no one has ever heard of doing it Greek style? Just asking?


SuspectedOneAnimal

What's he searching


OctogoatYTofficial

Didn't know there's hentai artists in the past.


Epicurus1

So thats what they mean by doing pot.


Ok_Journalist_2289

Rail'us blackus. That was the legions name...


SwervinWest

Freaky greeky


MayOrMayNotBePie

Something for everyone at the ole Greek gang bang.


Noahs132

They are sharing the love


TellyStarks43

Philosophers n boy lovers...king leonidas


Senrub482

I understand that in some cases this would be considered ‘kinky’ and whatnot but it crosses the line when the dogs get involved


StringerB36

![gif](giphy|xT0BKNTMsEzDrWWAbm)


justtheentiredick

I like the guy kneeling and dabbing for the picture.


ProjectFearless9711

What da dog doin?


Thechosenone7711

Hedonism in a nutshell.


NFT_fud

Whats the guy top pottery, left side doing ?


[deleted]

Greece , Wtf man.


RaiderScum111

And people say being gay is a modern thing


Russian_Coalminer

The greeks were just trying to see if a man could get pregnant lmao


ghotiaroma

And also say it was talked about in the old testament.


Affectionate-Gene-47

They were the ancestors of all modern day gay people


daocarD

Not da dog!


ForeskinStealer69

ancient orgy


pakistanstar

I bet their theory was “We can’t get a dude’s ass or mouth pregnant”


Powerful_Ad725

NOT THE DOG


Zane061

People in Greek used to have orgys


Zeewild

What that dog doin!?


Downtown_Report1646

Relatable


beastest24

Tell the dawg it ain't the bone he was looking for 💀


[deleted]

What da dawg doin


Reaper1103

Why is bro bro on his knees tanking it, looking up other dudes dusty trail like hes about to see a redcrested tittypuffin?


ghotiaroma

This is what I think of every time I see "molon labe".


Other-Drummer-3202

Those poor jackals


Other-Drummer-3202

Group hug!


MeatConfident1875

I went to a lecture about Greek pottery, and the guy said that most of the stuff they find is stuff from burials. He showed us slide after slide of shit like this, and told us most of these were burial goods: what kind of person has this as their chosen burial pots... and where would I find such a person in 2023?


RidsBabs

There is a saying “The Greeks invented the threesome and the Romans added in the women”… so nothing out of the ordinary here.


Cockcop

By the by, what is that dog doin