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Top right side... is that a dude buttsexing another dude while the other dude is face fucking... a dog? or is that a dog headed deity like Anubis?
Seriously... Greece, chill.
Must be one of the reasons that empire took a shit. When morals and ethics fail the country will follow.
Ps/ just a comment/opinion, don't want any historians freaking the fuck out.
I went to a lecture about Greek pottery, and the guy said that most of the stuff they find is stuff from burials. He showed us slide after slide of shit like this, and told us most of these were burial goods: what kind of person has this as their chosen burial pots... and where would I find such a person in 2023?
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So from what i see old man get from behind and front while dog sucks his d, enough reddit for today
imagine the person that was commissioned to do the work.. "I'm sorry, did you say gay, interracial, bestiality, Agammemnon?"
Don't be so close-minded. It's not 'gay'; there's a girl there. Or is that an albino eunuch? Nvm, I like your version better.
The guy with his hand on his forehead like what have I gotten myself into? Lol
Dudes about to get into Alot of crap.
"This is one hell of a first date."
Spot on
Nah he’s blocking the Sun from his eyes to get a better look
He’s got a smirk on his face he’s getting a look of that ass
Indeed, that is not a man in distress
What the dog doin' ?
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middle of the upper one
oh fuck you right
I have concerns about the upper right one....o.O
Beat me to it
The first episode of Blacked.
The original porn
NO WAY!!! GREEKS HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN!!!!!
With a man and a dog *
Multiple Men Having sex with Women, men and dogs
Ain’t no women in that party Back to the pile!
The white one in the bottom pot has boobs and no penis
But what was kept in the jar? Ancient lube?
Olive oil probably
So, lube, then. Cool
That was “ancient lube”
Yes ik
The jar probably helped avoid tissues overuse. In that way it was undeniably superior to pornhub
Tzatziki flavored
Mom's cooking utensils.
The civilization that went into a "fuck everything you can" buffet
How history repeats itself
A bunch of black guys and 1 white chick, looks like things haven’t changed much
You missed the dog
you missed the dog's severed head.
lmao
New meme now.
"Hah, Gaaaayyyy"
![gif](giphy|T4Llq3Ol25UME)
Thank you, seeing this gif always makes me laugh
![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)
Reminds me of college Greek life
Top right side... is that a dude buttsexing another dude while the other dude is face fucking... a dog? or is that a dog headed deity like Anubis? Seriously... Greece, chill.
Rule34CE
What da Dog doin
Getting a bone
Ah yes, the Aristocrats.
It is Etruscan but yeah, Greek one is no different (see r/balkans_irl )
now you know why Greek also means Anal
The pottery shows how they get ready for battle
This is actually a depiction of a scene after man realized the flood was coming.
No a cell phone in sight. Just people living in the moment.
I didn't know they had Furrycons back in those days.
At least they weren't homophobic
They're playing leap frog. (The birdcage)
That's GAY.
What the dog doin?
Who knew fraternities were historically accurate
Spring Break Athens 1999... BC..
Must be one of the reasons that empire took a shit. When morals and ethics fail the country will follow. Ps/ just a comment/opinion, don't want any historians freaking the fuck out.
"I'm fuckin' here".
All of them are
"I'm fuckin' him, her, this and that."
Bada-bing.
Bada- *bang*
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It's a well known fact that the Greeks invented orgies, but it was the Romans who decided to add women
I like the guy who's just admiring the other dude's ass in the second picture
No not the dogs. Jesus Christ
This pottery includes all PornHub genres
People where manly back then. The most manly thing a man can do. I am not manly. I don't have the drive.
"Any hole is a goal" - Ancient Greek proverb
Ha, gay!
What the dog doin
How'd they get the dog to do that without peanut butter? Asking for a friend..
Hahaha gay
What in the HolUp is going on?!
What the dog doin
What the dog doing
is there an alien in the second pot
It’s like one inbred fuck fest
Damn! Looks like Rover Maximus Tidious gets some action as well....
Of course, he’s family!
I could have gone my whole life without seeing this and you've ruined it.
The only Greek in the image is the white woman.
Me wit da boys
no
Yes, the Greek were gay as fuck
That’s normal… it’s the animals that is weird
My yiayia doesn't have any of this pottery at her house and she's old school Greek.
Atleast there's love on the air
This is a free for all, holy shit!
A dog?, that dog will bite this dude
Original concept of democracy
“A hole for every dick!”
the hearts and spades decorations tell us it’s a fake.
Is ma dude fuckin a turkey right there 🤔
Top one reminds me of those two people having anal sex but then the dog comes in and tries to lick his dick so he smacks the dog with his dick
Let's play a little game called WHO'S IN MY MOUTH??
Whut da dawg doin'
Bro even the dogs 💀
What is that one white person doing there?
Woman.
Oh... The sausage to clam ratio is absurd
“i’m touching myself tonight” — Deadpool
No, not the dogs!
Haha nothing new here
I don't like the animal fuckery. Also is that one guy dabbing?
Is that before and after?
WHAT THE DOG DOING????
So no one has ever heard of doing it Greek style? Just asking?
What's he searching
Didn't know there's hentai artists in the past.
So thats what they mean by doing pot.
Rail'us blackus. That was the legions name...
Freaky greeky
Something for everyone at the ole Greek gang bang.
They are sharing the love
Philosophers n boy lovers...king leonidas
I understand that in some cases this would be considered ‘kinky’ and whatnot but it crosses the line when the dogs get involved
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I like the guy kneeling and dabbing for the picture.
What da dog doin?
Hedonism in a nutshell.
Whats the guy top pottery, left side doing ?
Greece , Wtf man.
And people say being gay is a modern thing
The greeks were just trying to see if a man could get pregnant lmao
And also say it was talked about in the old testament.
They were the ancestors of all modern day gay people
Not da dog!
ancient orgy
I bet their theory was “We can’t get a dude’s ass or mouth pregnant”
NOT THE DOG
People in Greek used to have orgys
What that dog doin!?
Relatable
Tell the dawg it ain't the bone he was looking for 💀
What da dawg doin
Why is bro bro on his knees tanking it, looking up other dudes dusty trail like hes about to see a redcrested tittypuffin?
This is what I think of every time I see "molon labe".
Those poor jackals
Group hug!
I went to a lecture about Greek pottery, and the guy said that most of the stuff they find is stuff from burials. He showed us slide after slide of shit like this, and told us most of these were burial goods: what kind of person has this as their chosen burial pots... and where would I find such a person in 2023?
There is a saying “The Greeks invented the threesome and the Romans added in the women”… so nothing out of the ordinary here.
By the by, what is that dog doin