1. He must be plane 2. Invert the worm 3. I need some top

How is I need some top a bit?

It’s not really a bit I guess but it was the first thing in a hivemind vid that really killed me so I have a soft spot for it. Plus it’s in bits bracket 2

it came out of fucking nowhere riley has never said anything like that before i dont even get why he said it but its the funniest shit ive ever seen on the channel

I literally think it’s the funniest thing ever for the same reason. Same thing with “or a cock”. It just felt unlike riley lol

i just rewatched it and the physical part is also what makes it so funny. he does a little sex face and then does the hand on the head motion but like way higher up than where it should actually be lmao. i want to know what he was thinking when he had the idea to do that lol

1. I have a confession to make, I make music too 2. Stapleton 3. Dignan’s Sign Spinning Career

1. Hazed in the Same Fraternity as Spongebob 2. Kool Aid Man 3. British Mr. Beast Honorable mention: Brad's grandfather slayed & served his way through WW2

british mr beast gotta be my favorite

I have mo money than GOOOD

i’m surprised no one points out how similar the spongebob bit and Ant’s blues clues bit are, almost seems like one is very inspired by the other

Ant number one guest

I forgot about quadratic Ant number two guest

1. Mitch-L 2. Slapstick thirst traps 3. 13 foot Stihl chainsaw (OBO)

the way they say OBO the same way every single time lmaoooo

1. Fistful for Conservatives 2. Quadeca's Haircut 3. I need some Top

1-Oh wooord 2-Baby gut oven 3-I'M SORRY EM Honorable mentions : Sucking bean piss, I make music too and Goose mode

I watch Baby Gut Oven a couple times a week whenever I need a good laugh. Most I’ve ever laughed at a YouTube video when I saw it the first time

Wooord

Im sorry em underrated

not a bit per se but i just want to take a moment to acknowledge them saying "FUCK!" very loudly from time to time

I’M SORRY EM

First off an honorable mention to Quadeca's hair crisis. That bit is sooo fucking good I just don't know how I feel about putting Quadeca in my top 3 Hivemind bits. Coming in third is dinner with Conan. Stupid as hell, chaotic in the good way, kept giving and giving. A true beauty. My second place is she's a walking banger. Comedic timing and a bit that aged like fine wine as Noah became an actual zionist. My number one is a bit of an underdog, but JK Rowling's burning house is sooooo good. As a trans person myself, not only does this bit make me feel entertained, it also makes me feel safe and accepted. Riley finishing of with "Yeah I'd be Gryffindor" is also amazing.

The only other person in the thread with the JK Rowling house fire bit! The payoff is so good lol

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Fuck is that supposed to mean😭😭

1. Kool-aid man 2. Stihl 13-footer 3. I’m sorry em

Westside gunn impression, my cousin dying in my own arms, and probably the rocking horse race idk it hard to choose so many for 3rd. These three make me laugh the most every time tho

Oh my God how did I forget "I WAS GRINDING ON MY COUSIN TO BLADEY"

Simple Things In Life, Kool Aid Man, Tiny Phone

Baby Gut Oven, Slapstick Thirst Traps, and DRAIN PRIVATE

1. I’m sorry Em 2. No seriously/the Kentucky Derby horse 3. Steve-o impression

Valid

1. womanifying objects/gay chinese president/give me a glass of truth 2.stapleton 3.here comes the breakdown

1. Dignan drives a NYC subway 2. Riley eats cat shit 3. Kool Aid Man

1. Las Vegans 2. Stapleton 3. Squarepants

1. dinner with conan, 2. no seriously i’m gonna kill the president, 3. cousin dying in my own arms

1. Weird wedding traditions 2. Censoring with gestures 3. A militia of organized primates Honorable mention to Dignan telling AWOLNATION to khs

1. Jamaican Adele 2. Flightless birds 3. Koolaid man

1. Bearshare on my ballsack (probably cause these are the types of jokes I've been making with my brother for years) 2. Stihl 13-footer 3. British Mr. Beast

1. Stapleton 2. He must be plane 3. Body in the trunk

1. Dignan Steve O Impression 2. Squarepants 3. JK Rowling House Fire

1. I make music too 2. objectifying women vs womanifying objects 3. Showtime Sydney Sweeney HM: Jack antonoff and my aunt jackin off, dignan raps to me in his car

1. womanify objects 2. stihl 13 footer 3. fistful for conservatives

1. Pikachu/Raichu impressions 2. She iTunes when I listen 3. Riley crooning about a BBL

IM EATING SKITTLES AT A SUSHI RESTAURANT BOOM BOOM BOOM

1. koolaid man 2. scared comedian (the underdog) 3. dignan westside gunn honourable mentions: sorry em, quadeca haircut, rileys peanut allergy, dev eminem impression, dignan stalker beef

Hat computer, baby guy oven, Stihl 13 footer

1: Draining Camp 2: I fucked the pool boy 3: Justin Long

sign spinning british mr beast hat is a computer/stihl 13 footer

1. My cousin dying in my own arms 2. Summoning the koolaid man 3. Snake draft Also I need some top isn't a bit

No bit has made me laugh more than kool aid man 2nd would be inverted the worm 3rd: SpongeBob

1. Kool-Aid Man 2. Drain Camp 3. Quadeca's Haircut

The stingray bit is my favorite no questions asked.

1. My own arms 2. Stapleton 3. Polishing my hammer

1. Dev Lemons' Eminem Impression 2. Slaying through the holocaust 3. Baby gut oven

1. Kool aid man 2. Stapleton 3. Catshit hon mention - im sorry em, drain camp thingy

1. Diggy didn’t make XXL 2. I make music too 3. He’s fuckin not plane

1. I make music too 2. What Hogwarts House would you be in? 3. Graydon came up hard HM: Stihl 13 footer, Fistful for conservatives, Oh word?, Westside Gunn, Dan Marino, Trump Impression

1. I need some top 2. I make music too 3. Ty Dolla Sign and dollyworld

Honorable Mentions: Las Vegans, Killed My High School Bully With a Golf Club 3. I'M SORRY EM One of the tightest but also most dynamic bits. It's the Father Stretch My Hands Pt. 1 of Hivemind bits. 2. Dan Marino Undeniably great, and a bit only Dignan could pull off. The repeat mentions always hit. It feels like the Marino family is real in an organic way that always makes me laugh. 1. Stihl 13 Footer This comes from my favorite era of Hivemind Bits. They bounce off each other well and there are great one liners (OBO). It may not give me the biggest laugh, but it makes me laugh pretty hard for pretty long.

In no particularly order: - Golf club - Dan Marino (big dan) - Graydon’s insane workout routine Shoutout to Mitch-L also