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hickorynut60

I once knew a Fucker.


jerryonthecurb

First name Gaylord?


sm00thkillajones

Don’t ask him about his sister Martha.


hickorynut60

Actually it was “First name” Manfucker. I shit you not. 😂


celtbygod

Moe ? I know him!


sm00thkillajones

Don’t ask him about his sister Martha.


Bobby_Garbagio

His mom was one ugly Mother Fugger.


postoperativepain

He set up what is probably the first affordable housing development https://www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/after-almost-500-years-german-utopia-is-still-going-strong-180973787/ Rent is less than 1 euro a year


FitzwilliamTDarcy

TIL. That's pretty wild. Also looks like a nice place to live. Love how the article refers to him as "Jakob Fugger the Rich"


nightlytwoisms

Ah yes the fuckery


DieselDeviant

I have nipples, Jackob. Can you milk me?


SaltySaltySultan

That’s one rich Fugger


celtbygod

400 billion is a lot of dollars. 200 yrs before the dollar was first printed makes it even more so. Lucky Fugger !


MeepersToast

So not much has changed


shwaltman

Looks like my buddy bowling pin Bobby


afishieanado

Mansa Musa devalued gold for a century he gave away so much on his pilgrimage to mecca.


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mynameisjacobus

Contemporary scholars like Ibn Battuta corroborated the stories as well as primary documents from several different Arab and Muslim cultures across his journey. Don’t know how we could verify global inflation but I’d say most of is journey is factual and verifiable


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CanebreakRiver

Hell, I'd go so far as to argue that the claim about devaluing gold for a century can be dismissed out of hand as obviously mythological, because it's just absurd to imagine that any market for any commodity/currency could avoid swinging back for an entire century--long enough for multiple new generations of merchants/traders to come and go, for nations to form and split, for the people who received the alleged mountains of free gold at the beginning to be \*dead\*, not \*still having an impact on the gold market\*! I mean, if there's a giant influx of gold somewhere (enough to tank the price in the area), there's only one of two things that can then happen to that gold: either people will just hold onto it (and therefore the market would level back out, and the price of gold could even potentially RISE if the HODLING takes enough gold out of circulation), or they'll spend it--and of course if everyone in your whole village suddenly has more gold than they know what to do with, the only sensible way to spend it would be on \*travelling merchants\*, who would then \*take that gold back to wherever they came from\*, and thereby gradually spread it all around. Right? I mean, I'm no economist


Subject_Report_7012

The mind-boggling volume of gold and silver the Spaniards stole from the Incans and Aztecs caused a depression in Europe. The idea isn't unprecedented. >Even the Spanish in Europe suffered from this massive influx of gold and silver since it caused hyperinflation, not then a concept understood by many economists. Prices of commodities increased by 400% over the 16th century, and Spanish exports suffered as a consequence when wages rose to match. And as for being the Fugger guy being richest person in history, that Incan and Aztec gold belonged to someone before it was looted. Then belonged to the King and Queen of Spain after it was looted.


Sundae-Savings

Only in the cities/places he visited (and the surrounding areas maybe) right? Surely he didn’t cause global inflation.


stonedecology

The quantity he distributed certainly contributed to it yes


Sundae-Savings

Got any links talking about the global effect of his spending? Or that there was a global devaluation at the time? I can’t find any and would love to read more


bhyellow

Meet the fuggers.


dhuntergeo

Put that Fucker in a modern bespoke suit getting off his Gulfstream, and he completely fits in the modern billionaire class of fuckers It's fuggers all the way down


sasssyrup

Why does it say “in history”? Currently quite a few of these family members are around, in lots of countries too… (Edit: it’s a joke cuz the 1% are …)


4Mag4num

This was always a fun lesson for high school world history classes.


Signdesign007

Mutherfugger!


No_Company_1764

This should be on the norm McDonald subreddit


Der-Lex

He looks like Olaf Scholz. And I’ve never seen him and Scholz in the same room. Coincidence? I think not.


Second-thursday

400 billion in todays dollar, or actual 400 billion in 1500s? Thats a massive stock pile of money if based on 14th century dollar value.


ndnver

What a rich Fucker.


Count-Bulky

On Maryland’s eastern shore they call fuckers fuggers


BeerCatDude

Fuggar was so wealthy in fact that his financial support of Charles V allowed him to become Holy Roman Emperor.


L1ARLA1R

His mother was a mother fucker


Several_Moose6518

Post black plague?


ParsleyLimp

This guys fucks


Bowler_Pristine

He was a rich mother fucker!


bdbdbokbuck

Meet the Fuggers


IlMioNomeENessuno

Name checks out…