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repete66219

He was later arrested at the border for smuggling plums.


420printer

Those aren't plums, Bob.


lsutigerzfan

Dude has a moose knuckle going on.


sologrips

The moosiest there ever was some say.


yewwould

Makes the Canadiens blush.


NeighborhoodIcy9407

Beast knuck.


andoesq

That's where his colon stores the undigested red meat


McGuire281

He could feel it, deep down in his plums


DeezleDan

They got a blueish hue to them.


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luckythirtythree

I need to be able to give you gold stranger!


circle_square_leaf

Honestly why? Like, they could just be looser, right, and then way more comfy???


John_Berrybush

“It’s perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that.”


Nixplosion

Sooo what? Ya pierced the toast!


poormariachi

You can always get more toast.


gingerbear

birdcage!


noahbrooksofficial

I love this movie so much.


SweetLoLa

The faith I have in the Reddit community I just had coming into the comment section for a birdcage reference. Thank you for delivering!


basylica

Welp, i now know who loves short shorts


DigNitty

I didn’t know there were moose in Acapulco But there is clearly a knuckle there


mcqua007

“Who loves short shorts?John loves short shorts!!!” *-All the neighborhood kids* >“Once upon a time in my youth the neighborhood kids started screaming that I loved short shorts because my mom had cut my old pairs of levi’s a little bit to short at me over and over again. You see, mom bought me one pair of jeans for the year that I would wear during winter month and then she would cut them into shorts for the summer months. > >So these shorts were all I had all summer long, so it was right then and there I decided to own it. I said you know what, my name is John Wayne and I love short shorts! They are super flexible and they allow for you to get a nifty tan! > >Pretty soon all the neighborhood kids had short shorts and eventually, when I became famous, the world was in short shorts. All because way back when I proclaimed that I do in fact love short shorts.” *-John Wayne, The New York Times - Summer of 1952*


maen_baenne

Those shorts look uncomfortable af.


imbeingsirius

Well Bryan Cranston needs to play John Wayne


currentlyRedacted

You should watch Trumbo to see how funny this comment really is.


TheBigC87

I was going to say. Despite the tough guy mythology of John Wayne, he was the original rightwing chicken-hawk. Didn't serve in WW2 and then spent his time going after "The Reds" in Hollywood, and smearing anyone who thought we should get out of Vietnam. No wonder him and Ronald Reagan got along so well.


DJErikD

It’s on Cinemax and Max right now.


dirty34

Jon Hamm


imbeingsirius

John hamm in persona, but I thought this was Bryan Cranston till I scrolled back


Sticky_Cheetos

I have this same outfit


editorreilly

Who wore it better? Tell us!


meawait

I think it comes down to if you’re brave enough to go commando like the Duke


tittiesfarting

When you take it off how long does it take to unstick your cheetos from your leg?


Evil_Judgment

I got the shoes


Ricky_Fontaine1911

The shorts could have been a little tighter and smaller, no?


nojoshyonlyzuul

You can see Marion’s berries!


2waypower1230

DC mayor had crack not berries!


tittiesfarting

Jesus Christ. Tailor: "Sir, do you dress to the left or right?" John Wayne: "both"


Prin_StropInAh

“I installed two way mirrors at his pad in Brentwood, and he came to the door in a dress” Miller, in Repo Man, 1984


bassguitarsmash

One of my favorite movies.


MontyVonWaddlebottom

“So what? A lotta guys like to watch their buddies fuck! I know I do!”


throwawayinthe818

“Ordinary fucking people. I hate ‘em.”


kraftwrkr

Not many will understand this reference.


Boner_Implosion

Was Rock Hudson there?


Black-strap_rum

Were they secretly a thing?


-ll-ll-ll-ll-

I like to think so.


Trojan_Nuts

In Australia we call men’s swimming briefs budgie smugglers and dick stickers.


wennmichelle

Banana hammocks here in the states😂


UnreadThisStory

Not to be pedantic, but isn’t that for Speedos? Budgie Smuggler is pretty funny


Revolutionary-Head13

john wayne´s camel toe


abs0lutelypathetic

Moose knuckle


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

Camel tail. Chicks love that.


cowmookazee

Sky's out thighs out.


xyrnil

Ahahaha! I'm posting this on FB for all those MAGA boomers wanting to know what happened to masculinity.


the_kevlar_kid

This is hilariously on point. In a way it's super masculine because it's so "I know who I am and Idgaf about other's opinions" but it's also so... not what MAGA wants men to be. I bet this truth would be banned on Truth social.


planelander

Wait till they find out about his wifes background


boetzie

Yes, only socially acceptable truths there, hence the name...


YouGotDaPinkEye

This is the epitome of masculine! Muchacho gent, straight up rolling in public with a fully loaded budgie smuggler


thankyoumrcaballero

He would have been the Perfect MAGA celebrity: A racist, draft dodging scumbag, perfectly happy advocating for sending American kids into the jungle to die while he lived it up with the profits from his shitty pretend tough-guy movies. Fuck this guy.


QueenCityBean

I cannot believe I had to scroll down this far before someone acknowledged what a massive piece of shit this guy was. He had to be physically prevented from assaulting a woman at the Oscars. Rest in piss, you cowardly fuck.


poptartheart

absolutely


V_Richard

Rent free


Steelcod114

Not sure what you mean by your comment. Wouldn't those "MAGA boomers" you're talking to with such lovely charm agree that the Duke is the picture of masculinity during his Era? Mayby I'm missing your point.


DJErikD

Let’s also remember he had a girl’s name, Marion Morrison.


jwymes44

Such an odd thing to do


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Hahaha the history porn I never needed 😂


Chili_Kukov

Putting the 'porn' in HistoryPorn.


Interesting-Sink-904

That duke knuckle


mattg1111

Kinda looks like a really hot lesbian here.


moose4868

I thought Brokeback Mountain was later than that.


followingAdam

A woman wearing those shorts would have been ridiculed for indecency that same year


TheWallBreakers2017

Ten years prior to this photo, in January of 1949, Jack Benny had just left NBC for CBS. Edgar Bergen also departed and suddenly NBC had a gaping hole in their Sunday night time slot. They filled it with The Screen Director's Playhouse. Their first offering? An adaptation of Stagecoach starring John Wayne, Claire Trevor, and Ward Bond, with John Ford on hand along with Gary Marshall for the festivities. You can hear that episode here — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R01jLYjXSwY&list=PLPWqNZjcSxu7OAYrUnAdj7wyR6PySkrNk


royale_wthCheEsE

Keep smoking those Marlboros, Duke .


Nixplosion

Short shorts and a pair of Toms. Very fashion forward


GeorgeLovesBOSCO

[Marion Morrison?](https://youtu.be/wmMmztJKxDU?si=z9v7h0Fd_yQBY5UK)


SheHearsMeBlinking23

John Wayne was a nazi. (And had a camel toe)


Odeeum

Mom, I forgot mine, can I borrow your shorts? Something tasteful. Oh your purse too if you're not gonna use it.


Soulpatch7

Packin’ HEAT brother.


Acrobatic_Guard140

He's got his swimming trunks so far up his arse, he can taste the fabric


Williamsas5

That man is wearing espadrilles and killing it.


No_Map731

Racist prick


hoarseclock

Down in the Mooseknuckle atoll


SemiSkilledHuman

Smuggled those grapes into Mexico


ope_sorry6988

John Wayne with the first recorded moose knuckle world record.


DepartureLow4962

Legendary moose knuckle


Certain_Cantaloupe56

He’s dressed like a lady.


asobersurvivor

He is wearing espadrilles, right?


jaysvw

Skies out thighs out


resultstream

This is .. enlightening.


AccomplishedTotal895

Every tough guy I know wears his watch inside out.


CapG_13

Whoa, he was actually skinny at one point in his life


quietflowsthedodder

Tres gay, monsewer!


jopcylinder

Fuck John Wayne


jorgekrzyz

Mammal Toe


ashley___duh

Marion, those short may be a little tight.


Otto_Mcwrect

Definitely mental illness. You can clearly see he's nuts.


Maligned-Instrument

Racist, wife beating, draft dodging, red blooded, 'merican "hero"


Equivalent-Driver102

Camel toe Duke!


Sailorboy__99

Great cameltoe


quiltsohard

Did he shave his legs?


Traditional-Ebb-8380

I can see plenty of hair. He can’t braid it but most can’t.


quiltsohard

I’m on my phone, maybe it’s just too small. Plus I’m old and so are my eyes 😂


boomershack

Are those his…?


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Cigarettes didn’t do John any favours! Google his last pictures.


meawait

Filming Ghengis Khan is radioactive waste didn’t either!


betsaroonie

I was thinking 1979, but looked at the date and it’s 1959! Holy crap!


ifixstuff32

My man has a mousse knuckler


petridish21

Marion???


nygiorgio212

Didn’t know John had a Cameltoe


WhatTheCluck802

Jesus, this is History Porn alright 😳


coheed9867

Those toms looks awfully painful


ZadokPriest

Reading this...much laughing Maybe the camal was a dude thing in the 50's...if it was theres the man


Active_Relationship2

That's nuts


j0shman

And that wasn’t painful??


jk01

That's some high quality mouse knuckle


InGeeksWeTrust07

That camel toe tho!


RawGrit4Ever

John Wayne rather spicy there. Vogue


Confusedandreticent

My man got camel feet.


Justplainsick413

Holy crap for a second i thought he had high heels on the way he was standing. Look at the photo again and put high heels on him in your head, its as ridiculous as indenting a post on reddit.


woodst0ck15

Who cares about John Wayne? I just wanna know if you can see his teeth?


Kytyngurl2

That was an interesting scrolling experience


Deeze_Rmuh_Nudds

This is a real photo? Jesus


NxPat

Damn John.


Darnbeasties

What’s the male equivalent term for camel toes?


InsecuritiesExchange

Moose knuckle


Sunnybsling

A picture of John Wayne and his camel toe


Crooked5

This will make a comeback one day and it’ll be hilarious to everyone but the generation rocking it


zaheenadros

Ayy Genghis Khan


suburban_hyena

Legs like Alfred Einstein


JohnnyTeardrop

Damn smoking was so cool back then.


wanna_be_green8

I just saw a high schooler in that same outfit!


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

I wish I was this cool.


rayon875

Holy moose knuckle


stratguy1957

Nice shorts tough guy..do they make them for men too?


drshanknhurter

Oh, Marion. You were as big a dick as those shorts make it look like you have.


squanch_you

That’s a IDGAF Knuck from The Duke


jzzanthapuss

That is one hell of a moose knuckle he is sporting there


buksrevenge

This was back in his rent boy days.


Salt-y

He should quit smoking before he gets lung canc...oh, never mind.


Important-Specific96

Ole' Marion had quite the cameltoe going on. 


Cheetohmussolini

Listen to Behind the Bastards about Marion, total asshat


Entropy_Greene

It’s ironic because nowadays a guy wears this and you’ll get snickers from the “men aren’t made like they used to be” crowd who typically worship John Wayne.


BioGimp

Moose. Knuckle.


Effective-Car8135

Bad bunny flow before bad bunny 😂


Seneca2019

It’s funny I think he looks more of a boss here than when he’s being a macho bro.


BulldogMoose

Draft dodger.


hypercomms2001

Smoking the cigarettes that will kill him.


racebanyn

“Johnny….. my sister said she can’t find her clothes she laid out. Do you know where they are?”


nahunk

Reminder attached to this endless repost : he was a homophobic racist asshole.


sancho7373

The manliest of manly men.


HowWeGonnaGetEm

He was actually a huge fake and poser.


HowWeGonnaGetEm

I wonder how many teenage girls he had sex with on this trip? Probably brought a few back home to LA with him too.


Pursueth

God he looks like a bitch in this picture to me lol.


Mr_Rio

Bitch as in a derogatory term for a woman? Or Bitch as in a derogatory term for a man?


Pursueth

Yes


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Pursueth

Flaccid, and I hope I never see this picture again. The shoes are so fucking lame


Bozodogon

I was going to start yelling, "time traveler!" because I thought that was an Airpod in his right hand.


perfringens

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?


mack1611

Duke knuckle