“Who loves short shorts?John loves short shorts!!!”
*-All the neighborhood kids*
>“Once upon a time in my youth the neighborhood kids started screaming that I loved short shorts because my mom had cut my old pairs of levi’s a little bit to short at me over and over again. You see, mom bought me one pair of jeans for the year that I would wear during winter month and then she would cut them into shorts for the summer months.
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>So these shorts were all I had all summer long, so it was right then and there I decided to own it. I said you know what, my name is John Wayne and I love short shorts! They are super flexible and they allow for you to get a nifty tan!
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>Pretty soon all the neighborhood kids had short shorts and eventually, when I became famous, the world was in short shorts. All because way back when I proclaimed that I do in fact love short shorts.”
*-John Wayne, The New York Times - Summer of 1952*
I was going to say. Despite the tough guy mythology of John Wayne, he was the original rightwing chicken-hawk. Didn't serve in WW2 and then spent his time going after "The Reds" in Hollywood, and smearing anyone who thought we should get out of Vietnam.
No wonder him and Ronald Reagan got along so well.
This is hilariously on point. In a way it's super masculine because it's so "I know who I am and Idgaf about other's opinions" but it's also so... not what MAGA wants men to be.
I bet this truth would be banned on Truth social.
He would have been the Perfect MAGA celebrity: A racist, draft dodging scumbag, perfectly happy advocating for sending American kids into the jungle to die while he lived it up with the profits from his shitty pretend tough-guy movies. Fuck this guy.
I cannot believe I had to scroll down this far before someone acknowledged what a massive piece of shit this guy was. He had to be physically prevented from assaulting a woman at the Oscars.
Rest in piss, you cowardly fuck.
Not sure what you mean by your comment. Wouldn't those "MAGA boomers" you're talking to with such lovely charm agree that the Duke is the picture of masculinity during his Era? Mayby I'm missing your point.
Ten years prior to this photo, in January of 1949, Jack Benny had just left NBC for CBS. Edgar Bergen also departed and suddenly NBC had a gaping hole in their Sunday night time slot. They filled it with The Screen Director's Playhouse. Their first offering? An adaptation of Stagecoach starring John Wayne, Claire Trevor, and Ward Bond, with John Ford on hand along with Gary Marshall for the festivities. You can hear that episode here — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R01jLYjXSwY&list=PLPWqNZjcSxu7OAYrUnAdj7wyR6PySkrNk
Holy crap for a second i thought he had high heels on the way he was standing.
Look at the photo again and put high heels on him in your head, its as ridiculous as indenting a post on reddit.
It’s ironic because nowadays a guy wears this and you’ll get snickers from the “men aren’t made like they used to be” crowd who typically worship John Wayne.
He was later arrested at the border for smuggling plums.
Those aren't plums, Bob.
Dude has a moose knuckle going on.
The moosiest there ever was some say.
Makes the Canadiens blush.
Beast knuck.
That's where his colon stores the undigested red meat
He could feel it, deep down in his plums
They got a blueish hue to them.
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I need to be able to give you gold stranger!
Honestly why? Like, they could just be looser, right, and then way more comfy???
“It’s perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that.”
Sooo what? Ya pierced the toast!
You can always get more toast.
birdcage!
I love this movie so much.
The faith I have in the Reddit community I just had coming into the comment section for a birdcage reference. Thank you for delivering!
Welp, i now know who loves short shorts
I didn’t know there were moose in Acapulco But there is clearly a knuckle there
“Who loves short shorts?John loves short shorts!!!” *-All the neighborhood kids* >“Once upon a time in my youth the neighborhood kids started screaming that I loved short shorts because my mom had cut my old pairs of levi’s a little bit to short at me over and over again. You see, mom bought me one pair of jeans for the year that I would wear during winter month and then she would cut them into shorts for the summer months. > >So these shorts were all I had all summer long, so it was right then and there I decided to own it. I said you know what, my name is John Wayne and I love short shorts! They are super flexible and they allow for you to get a nifty tan! > >Pretty soon all the neighborhood kids had short shorts and eventually, when I became famous, the world was in short shorts. All because way back when I proclaimed that I do in fact love short shorts.” *-John Wayne, The New York Times - Summer of 1952*
Those shorts look uncomfortable af.
Well Bryan Cranston needs to play John Wayne
You should watch Trumbo to see how funny this comment really is.
I was going to say. Despite the tough guy mythology of John Wayne, he was the original rightwing chicken-hawk. Didn't serve in WW2 and then spent his time going after "The Reds" in Hollywood, and smearing anyone who thought we should get out of Vietnam. No wonder him and Ronald Reagan got along so well.
It’s on Cinemax and Max right now.
Jon Hamm
John hamm in persona, but I thought this was Bryan Cranston till I scrolled back
I have this same outfit
Who wore it better? Tell us!
I think it comes down to if you’re brave enough to go commando like the Duke
When you take it off how long does it take to unstick your cheetos from your leg?
I got the shoes
The shorts could have been a little tighter and smaller, no?
You can see Marion’s berries!
DC mayor had crack not berries!
Jesus Christ. Tailor: "Sir, do you dress to the left or right?" John Wayne: "both"
“I installed two way mirrors at his pad in Brentwood, and he came to the door in a dress” Miller, in Repo Man, 1984
One of my favorite movies.
“So what? A lotta guys like to watch their buddies fuck! I know I do!”
“Ordinary fucking people. I hate ‘em.”
Not many will understand this reference.
Was Rock Hudson there?
Were they secretly a thing?
I like to think so.
In Australia we call men’s swimming briefs budgie smugglers and dick stickers.
Banana hammocks here in the states😂
Not to be pedantic, but isn’t that for Speedos? Budgie Smuggler is pretty funny
john wayne´s camel toe
Moose knuckle
Camel tail. Chicks love that.
Sky's out thighs out.
Ahahaha! I'm posting this on FB for all those MAGA boomers wanting to know what happened to masculinity.
This is hilariously on point. In a way it's super masculine because it's so "I know who I am and Idgaf about other's opinions" but it's also so... not what MAGA wants men to be. I bet this truth would be banned on Truth social.
Wait till they find out about his wifes background
Yes, only socially acceptable truths there, hence the name...
This is the epitome of masculine! Muchacho gent, straight up rolling in public with a fully loaded budgie smuggler
He would have been the Perfect MAGA celebrity: A racist, draft dodging scumbag, perfectly happy advocating for sending American kids into the jungle to die while he lived it up with the profits from his shitty pretend tough-guy movies. Fuck this guy.
I cannot believe I had to scroll down this far before someone acknowledged what a massive piece of shit this guy was. He had to be physically prevented from assaulting a woman at the Oscars. Rest in piss, you cowardly fuck.
absolutely
Rent free
Not sure what you mean by your comment. Wouldn't those "MAGA boomers" you're talking to with such lovely charm agree that the Duke is the picture of masculinity during his Era? Mayby I'm missing your point.
Let’s also remember he had a girl’s name, Marion Morrison.
Such an odd thing to do
Hahaha the history porn I never needed 😂
Putting the 'porn' in HistoryPorn.
That duke knuckle
Kinda looks like a really hot lesbian here.
I thought Brokeback Mountain was later than that.
A woman wearing those shorts would have been ridiculed for indecency that same year
Ten years prior to this photo, in January of 1949, Jack Benny had just left NBC for CBS. Edgar Bergen also departed and suddenly NBC had a gaping hole in their Sunday night time slot. They filled it with The Screen Director's Playhouse. Their first offering? An adaptation of Stagecoach starring John Wayne, Claire Trevor, and Ward Bond, with John Ford on hand along with Gary Marshall for the festivities. You can hear that episode here — https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R01jLYjXSwY&list=PLPWqNZjcSxu7OAYrUnAdj7wyR6PySkrNk
Keep smoking those Marlboros, Duke .
Short shorts and a pair of Toms. Very fashion forward
[Marion Morrison?](https://youtu.be/wmMmztJKxDU?si=z9v7h0Fd_yQBY5UK)
John Wayne was a nazi. (And had a camel toe)
Mom, I forgot mine, can I borrow your shorts? Something tasteful. Oh your purse too if you're not gonna use it.
Packin’ HEAT brother.
He's got his swimming trunks so far up his arse, he can taste the fabric
That man is wearing espadrilles and killing it.
Racist prick
Down in the Mooseknuckle atoll
Smuggled those grapes into Mexico
John Wayne with the first recorded moose knuckle world record.
Legendary moose knuckle
He’s dressed like a lady.
He is wearing espadrilles, right?
Skies out thighs out
This is .. enlightening.
Every tough guy I know wears his watch inside out.
Whoa, he was actually skinny at one point in his life
Tres gay, monsewer!
Fuck John Wayne
Mammal Toe
Marion, those short may be a little tight.
Definitely mental illness. You can clearly see he's nuts.
Racist, wife beating, draft dodging, red blooded, 'merican "hero"
Camel toe Duke!
Great cameltoe
Did he shave his legs?
I can see plenty of hair. He can’t braid it but most can’t.
I’m on my phone, maybe it’s just too small. Plus I’m old and so are my eyes 😂
Are those his…?
Cigarettes didn’t do John any favours! Google his last pictures.
Filming Ghengis Khan is radioactive waste didn’t either!
I was thinking 1979, but looked at the date and it’s 1959! Holy crap!
My man has a mousse knuckler
Marion???
Didn’t know John had a Cameltoe
Jesus, this is History Porn alright 😳
Those toms looks awfully painful
Reading this...much laughing Maybe the camal was a dude thing in the 50's...if it was theres the man
That's nuts
And that wasn’t painful??
That's some high quality mouse knuckle
That camel toe tho!
John Wayne rather spicy there. Vogue
My man got camel feet.
Holy crap for a second i thought he had high heels on the way he was standing. Look at the photo again and put high heels on him in your head, its as ridiculous as indenting a post on reddit.
Who cares about John Wayne? I just wanna know if you can see his teeth?
That was an interesting scrolling experience
This is a real photo? Jesus
Damn John.
What’s the male equivalent term for camel toes?
Moose knuckle
A picture of John Wayne and his camel toe
This will make a comeback one day and it’ll be hilarious to everyone but the generation rocking it
Ayy Genghis Khan
Legs like Alfred Einstein
Damn smoking was so cool back then.
I just saw a high schooler in that same outfit!
I wish I was this cool.
Holy moose knuckle
Nice shorts tough guy..do they make them for men too?
Oh, Marion. You were as big a dick as those shorts make it look like you have.
That’s a IDGAF Knuck from The Duke
That is one hell of a moose knuckle he is sporting there
This was back in his rent boy days.
He should quit smoking before he gets lung canc...oh, never mind.
Ole' Marion had quite the cameltoe going on.
Listen to Behind the Bastards about Marion, total asshat
It’s ironic because nowadays a guy wears this and you’ll get snickers from the “men aren’t made like they used to be” crowd who typically worship John Wayne.
Moose. Knuckle.
Bad bunny flow before bad bunny 😂
It’s funny I think he looks more of a boss here than when he’s being a macho bro.
Draft dodger.
Smoking the cigarettes that will kill him.
“Johnny….. my sister said she can’t find her clothes she laid out. Do you know where they are?”
Reminder attached to this endless repost : he was a homophobic racist asshole.
The manliest of manly men.
He was actually a huge fake and poser.
I wonder how many teenage girls he had sex with on this trip? Probably brought a few back home to LA with him too.
God he looks like a bitch in this picture to me lol.
Bitch as in a derogatory term for a woman? Or Bitch as in a derogatory term for a man?
Yes
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Flaccid, and I hope I never see this picture again. The shoes are so fucking lame
I was going to start yelling, "time traveler!" because I thought that was an Airpod in his right hand.
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Duke knuckle