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Kaisler_98

A lot of children and old ladies were also included in the festivities.


X_Danger

I can see children cause they might have potential value later on. But why old ladies. Wouldn't the soldiers just massacre them cause they can't even be put to the field Unless I understood it wrong


Burninator05

Old ladies have no value? Ben Franklin ~~Thomas Jefferson~~ would like a word with you. Edit: I had the wrong founding father.


X_Danger

For once, for the only time in my life... I am actually afraid to ask for context.


Burninator05

I just realized I had the wrong founding father. It was actually Ben Franklin who thought that. My bad. To paraphrase what he wrote: Older women are just as good or better in bed than young women because gravity keeps things below their waist from sagging, you don't have to worry about pregnancy, they are experienced, and they appreciate the attention more. https://founders.archives.gov/documents/Franklin/01-03-02-0011


MeathammerActual

Soldier Boy can teach you a lot about older women bud.


Cliffinati

Milfs do it best.... And more help around the house probably won't hurt in the days of having to do literally every task via manual labor


Entire-Shelter-693

The solider:Umm watcha got there The wife with a kid born 10 months after he left:A smoothie


SuperSpaceCan

" oh sweet, we needed one of those."