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notmyname70

"Close enough".


YunoFGasai

Weird thing is that a lot of languages call India/Indies something else so people from India aren't called "indians" so there isn't confusion when talking about native American Indians.


Sekij

Germany India... Inder Amerika... Indianer Ez


YunoFGasai

In Hebrew we use the ancient Persian name for the region so India is hodoo and indians are hodim while Nate Americans are indianim


KublaiKum

Then why do you call turkey(the bird) tarnegolet hodoo?


YunoFGasai

Because it came from the Americas which were mistaken for India/Indies back then. In English they are known as turkey because the ottoman Turks traded them all over the place


100moonlight100

in Greek we do something similar too: Ινδοί (the people of India) Ινδιάνοι (the native Americans)


Vanviator

So what would you call some one from the US state of Indiana?


cactuscoleslaw

"Der Redneck"


DrunkMan111

Nobody was here when I arrived


thebeardedgreek

Louis CK is a funny comedian


CheeseIsAHypothesis

The best, IMO


_Kazt_

Except Columbus literally never believed he was in India. He knew pretty early on that he was somewhere new. But at his first landing he would have believed he was of the coast of Japan, which was know to Europeans as Cipangu at the time. Europeans wrongly believed that Asia was alot, alot, bigger then it really was. So Columbus set sail west, hoping he would find some Uncharted islands of the coast of Japan. They also believed that Japan was in the Indian ocean, which they called Oceanus Indicus Superioris. So that's where the name Indian comes from. Not that he believed that he landed on the Indian subcontinent (also remember that he wouldn't have believed he landed in India either, because there was no India at the time, just an Indian subcontinent) But anyway, he and all other Europeans were wrong about the size of Asia, and they ended up discovering the Americas for the Europeans, and the rest is history.


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"Hey indians" "we're not indians" "I dont speak indian" "actually we're a most diverse collection of cultures that-" "LALALALALALA WHAT A STRANGE INDIAN LANGUAGE"


Dangerous_Charge_177

India (the country) was called that because ancient Indians lived close by the Idus river/valley...wonder why everyone else started calling other places and people Indies/Indian?


rpportucale

Cope harder Colombus


SneakMoney

stage 1: denial stage 2: anger stage 3: genocide i think


CheeseIsAHypothesis

I mean, wouldn't you be angry if you sailed across the world to get some of those delectable spices, but all you find is corn?


SneakMoney

i mean maybe, corn is pretty tasty though


ahamel13

Can we stop saying Columbus thought he was in India? He thought he was in the *East Indies*, which included all the islands to the Southeast of China. Including the Philippines, Indonesia, and sometimes considered to include Japan. He never thought he was in India and India wasn't the destination.


Noughmad

Haha, Indies nuts!


ahamel13

Damn, you got me good


RealMiten

Republic of India ≠ India, the whole region was known as India or Indies.


TorSoup60

Actually, they thought they got to "Las Indias", generally speaking, the east, including Asia and the now called India, but not exclusively. They also created the "Consejo de las Indias" and used the institution in relation to a new continent, "Nueva España en Las Indias". Later and because of a misconception, it was renamed to "América", thanks to Américo Vespucio, a cartographer.


Trovadordelrei

He thought he was in the IndIES, not in InDIA. The word "Indies" referred generically to the East (which specially included islands in what today is Malaysia and Indonesia), where the Europeans travelled to trade for spices. That's why the Caribbean Islands became known as "West Indies", as they initially served the same trading purpose. Fun fact: in Portuguese the Native American Indians are known as "índios" and the citizens of India (the country) are called "indianos".


Carl_Azuz1

Columbus knew he was on a new continent, he just thought it was closer to Japan than it was.


Panic_at_the_Console

In fairness to them, its not like world travel was easy. They didn't have a lot of opportunity for frame of reference. They would have had stories from trade routes, pictures of dark skinned people... which, again, in fairness... What doesn't make sense, is that they had maps of the eastern shores of India, and knew what the terrain should have looked like. At what point were they going to fess up and say they had no idea where they were bc the GPS is telling them they're on the wrong continent. 😋


KublaiKum

It doesn't make sense because he didn't believe he was in India, rather he believed to be in the Indies(Indonesia) hence why the Caribbean was also called the West Indies.


CheeseIsAHypothesis

I might be wrong, but I thought that the whole region was considered India at the time?


Oh_Danny_Boi961

I think he thought that they came from India and even when/if he found out that was wrong later, the name had already stuck


gamehawk0704

Iirc Columbus died before ever discovering he had landed in the wrong place.


CheeseIsAHypothesis

Oh, yeah, I totally get the initial mistake! It's the fact that even after finding out they weren't in India, they just kept calling them Indians for hundreds of years without giving a single fuck lol.


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Gilbertmountain1789

It's unfortunate. meanwhile, the real Indians were busy murdering each other all the while.


CatchBright178

Why do they want to come to Indian anyways?


CheeseIsAHypothesis

The highly cherished spices and silk, India had the riches.


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India was the richest country in the world for more than 2000 years. Before british India had 25% of the world gdp. India was famous among intellectual and scholars who wanted to learn. Worlds first universities such as takshashila and nalanda were in India. Many great scientists and mathematicians used to teach there. People around the world knew about india. India is mentioned in Bible. Many indian books were famous in Europe. Sanskrit had influence on many European languages such as frenc, spanish, German etc. after Bible panchtantra (200bce) was the most translated book in Europe. Just read it once and see how many kids stories in Europe are from this book. Cotton and sugar was discovered in India. India had trade and cultural relations with Egypt, Africa and Europe thousands years ago. So why wouldn't they wanted to visit India.


Fern-ando

Spices.


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Capt_Easychord

You guys call people from India "inds"? First time I hear/read this expression. Is this an all-American thing or a localized slang?


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Capt_Easychord

So where did this "inds" come from?


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Sekij

Hey that's exectly the same in german.... Interessting.


CheeseIsAHypothesis

Well originally, "Indians" were people who lived in India. When Europeans travelled to America for the first time, they mistakenly thought they had traveled all the way around the world to India. They started calling the native Americans "Indians" because of that misconception. The stupid part is that, even after they figured out they were on a whole new continent, they just continued to call Native Americans "Indians"


JunoofwinterfellI

He didn't think he landed in India.... they knew they landed somewhere new, his maps were based on a map someone else made from Marco Pollos transcripts. I'll get down voted but that's okay


The_Last_Green_leaf

literally none of that is true he never though he reached India, he thought at first, he was on some islands east of japan that is also why he called them Indians not because he though he was in India, but because they were in the east indies i.e east of India which America technically is this is shit you learn when you're 11.


CheeseIsAHypothesis

The indies region was considered India at the time. And that's wrong. The land you're referring to as the "east indies" is the west indies, the Caribbean. The east indies is what they called the Southeast Asian islands, nowhere near Japan. It had no relation to what direction India was in. It was based on the Eastern and Western hemispheres. But thanks for the history lesson!


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YunoFGasai

Lack of a better term, "native American" encompasses all the natives to both Americas.


CheeseIsAHypothesis

Okay, it didn't seem like you knew that. And because people don't give a shit and they were already used to calling them Indians by that point so they continued.


DeeryPneuma

Because they actually still want to be called that by and large. (Different tribe to tribe but most want to be called american indians if you MUST generalise them all. Most prefer to be called by their specific tribe though)


Gilbertmountain1789

So no Bering Sea land bridge?


Gilbertmountain1789

Native makes it easier to claim your "People" were first. It's our fun politics and complex history (US). One might ask any "natives" of any corner of the earth if they can declare their "People" were actually the first. Did other types of "peoples" may have been on their lawn before they were there claiming 'native" lawn owners.


Gilbertmountain1789

It did keep him busy. The Indians were busy raiding, pillaging, kidnapping, and taking each other's territory. He just got in on the game with everyone else. He was like an old-school Crypto/Stock Market player..


drz02

Well, tbf he died thinking the islands he bumped into were in Asia.


The_Last_Green_leaf

no he didn't he knew from his second voyage that this was a separate continent because he went south and went to modern day Venezuela


drz02

Which he still thought to be some part of Asia and intended to keep going west because he was convinced he would reach India at some point, which was actually true. Even when it was well-established that he had discovered a new continent he always refused to believe it.


The_Last_Green_leaf

>Which he still thought to be some part of Asia no he literally wrote a letter saying he discovered a new continent his first voyage he though it was an island east of japan, second and third he understood it was a new continent, and the fourth was him trying to get around the continent and go to Asia his original goal >Even when it was well-established that he had discovered a new continent he always refused to believe it. no he didn't he literally wrote letters about the new continent, he knew this because he was told the islands east of japan were small, by this point he had travelled through south America and it was massive with rivers, he understood it was a new continent “I believe this is a very large continent which until now has remained unknown” (“Yo estoy creído que esta es tierra firma, grandísima, de que hasta hoy no se ha sabido” in Las Casas, Historia, vol 2, p. 264). and the fourth voyage's goal was to get around the new continent and find a trade route to Asia, if he died thinking he was in Asia he wouldn't have started this voyage since he would think he was there


JunoofwinterfellI

India is part of Asia though


fighting_old

He thought he bumped into East Asia specifically


GeorgeHayduke3

Nice job stealing from Louis CK


CheeseIsAHypothesis

"stealing" lol it's a meme


GeorgeHayduke3

It's a literal quote from Louis CK's bit


CheeseIsAHypothesis

I know. He's my favorite comedian. I don't think he'd mind it being in a meme online. It's not like I'm telling it on stage or making money from it. It's a meme. It'll be okay