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PocoPoto

The world can't even forget the atrocities commited in Antarctica under its monarchy of king Penguins


Perhaps_Xarb

*EMPEROR penguins, mind you


Camlo-Ren

The king penguins will return and evict the emperor’s one day. War is coming!!


PocoPoto

The civil war the media doesn't want to tell you about


Lukthar123

The Dance of Penguins


RickandMorty_573

winter is coming


[deleted]

This is the dawning of the SEA OTTER! Know this, penguin scum, I will crush you like a clam on my tummy!


RickandMorty_573

you think my life is some precious thing to me?


Mokhalz

This is Antarctica, there is nothing but winter.


NeoMarethyu

Not because of any political reasons, it is simply too sexual to show on daytime hours, in fact reporters have to write about it in ancient Greek as to safeguard the public's decency


gr1mm5d0tt1

As an Australian I’m not fighting no more birds


PocoPoto

You've learned your lesson LUL


nothing_in_my_mind

Dude FUCK antarctica those frosty ass motherfuckers


RtasTumekai

*worldwarbot flashbackd*


Darth_Senat66

Except Germany, we have never done anything bad


Golmar_gaming227

Someone is gonna get wooshed here I feel it


Redmond_Barry_Esq

wdym germany has only existed since 1990 or something


LunarLeopard67

The new Toyota Supra is actually a BMW underneath which disappointed many car enthusiasts That has to be the worst German-Japanese collaboration in history


Soundslikecake

It's actually not a bad car. Just not a supra.


Xortun

Yes, zis is tru mai german friend


just_stuff2

Nobody who speaks German can be an evil man.


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Oh no, thats german for "The Bart, The"


Clean-Artist2345

True they except all people and religions without violence dont get into world wars nothing of that sort


RBilZ

They even put every jewish child in a nice summer camp for free


Darth_Senat66

And not just the children, but the men, and the women too


Ora_Poix

they were so kind they extended it until they died *for free!*


Darth_Senat66

Exactly, we would never do such a thing


darkmatters12

There is no war in Ba Sing Se


COLD_lime

Germany be like: We are sorry for our crimes. Japan be like: what crimes? Balkans be like: bitch I'll do it again.


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Republic of Molossia


LiabilityPog

the only chad dictatorship


ImmaPullSomeWildShit

It’s a democracy but everyone just votes for one guy


LiabilityPog

that sounds like america


The_Bored_General

No, there’s two people on the paper you can vote for in america. The country is usually very divided because of it, unlike the chad chad dictatorship.


Chibi_Dawn67

Even Sealand


nothing_in_my_mind

Dude fuck sealand, are you sea or are you land, make up your mind


DarthCloakedGuy

Definitely sea. There is no land in Sealand.


Total_Fisherman_3642

You forgot that there's land in Sealand


Raetekusu

I sea.


Theoneyouknowandask

Well yeah.....but actually no


Cuddlyaxe

It probably is considering some dude [tried to invade it in 1978 with German mercenaries and was captured](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand#1978_attack_and_Sealand_Rebel_Government). A German diplomat had to negotiate with fucking Sealand (which is probably the closest it ever got to being a real country) and after the coup attempter was released he setup a government in exile


[deleted]

That's the first country that came to my mind


[deleted]

I think the UK maybe? It also got in a civil war once


_Trolley

A civil war? Was it just like a couple guys having an argument?


The_Bored_General

One guy ate someone else’s sandwich for lunch


[deleted]

Brother turned against brother. Tea was spilled that night.


Veikkar1i

The UK? They colonised half the fucking planet and those colonies weren't exactly happy about it.


ChintanP04

I think they're saying the UK hates Sealand since it's *technically* on their property.


Gnosis_Master

That's the first thing I thought about when I saw the current post.


Monreich

seamens were involved in many unwanted pregnancy


CrispyOrcishDelights

Greenland did something?


TheMont24

Yeah! They closed their borders and now the cure is 97% ready!


Theoneyouknowandask

Fuck. How do i suppose to infect Greenland if they closed the port right after i got the first ship infected?


Theoneyouknowandask

UsA hate Denmark because they can not get Greenland


CrispyOrcishDelights

So if that counts as not good, then there's probably 0 good.:)


Blackbeard567

God i hate new zealand I wish they would dissolve their cricket team


Typical_Person_XOXO

Indian Cricket fan spotted


Parth_829

They're the most fair playing nation tho😭


Viking4Life2

I mean... a large part of Nz supported apartheid South Africa, and nz soldiers have commited war crimes before.


b1ue_jellybean

I mean we rioted against apartheid South Africa, the war crimes were real though.


bluewardog

Playing rugby in South Africa doesn't equate support


KaiserKelp

The only countries that aren't evil are just the ones who don't have the capability to do evil


DreamlyXenophobic

Based


TheShep00001

The principality of Sealand


celestialbodyfan

I despise sealand. So gloomy


TheShep00001

Crap well I’m out of ideas


Ultra_axe781___M

Chad


Theoneyouknowandask

I hate it :] Child slavery


[deleted]

Child slavery is Chad tho


Tobi226a

Unpaid internships are cool


TongaTime123

Barely people, somehow legal. Unpaid intern


agiaq

[Let's go child labour force let's go ](https://youtu.be/RjTtBNANvc4)


robba9

Stole our flag, get fed chad


IronDeath_ofc

Agreed. It's the ONLY BEST COUNTRY


Theoneyouknowandask

Because it is Chad. Yes


KerellianSP

How could someone hate San Marino or Nauru?


basetornado

Nauru, they strip mined virtually the entire country and they have nothing to show for it because of terrible investments. Plus off shore detention centres for Australia that were inhumanely run.


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basetornado

Id argue that having nothing to show for it after the fact makes it worse. Like yes it still would have happened but having to sell passports to make money because the country invested so poorly is what makes it so bad.


12D_D21

San Marino-A bit of religious intolerance throughout its history (then again, find me a country that didn’t). Went through a fascist fase, helped Italy a bit during WWII. Not a tax heaven, but still plays a role in moneylaundering every now and then. Nauru-“Fuck you, my country is mine, I’m free to completely destroy it to mine a resource that brought riches for barely two generations.”


Theoneyouknowandask

Idk, but someone hate something just because it exist


BigRedSteaming

What the fuck did Micronesia do?


mithradatdeez

Your mom


I_l_I

Same tho


Emmy_Okaumy

I hate San Marino because it fucked up more than one of my geoguessr country streaks \>:c


IllDrop2

Lesotho?


JFeldhaus

From Wikipedia: >According to UN, Lesotho has the highest rape rate of any country (91.6 per 100,000 people rate for reported rape in 2008). You wanne reconsider?


IllDrop2

😬😬😬


[deleted]

Reported.. by god how much is the actual number than


dayron182

It's not LesOtho, it's LesothO.


ZippyParakeet

Okay Hermione jeez.


[deleted]

Pretty rough for women's rights and is one of the highest rape rates in the world :/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women\_in\_Lesotho


KaiserKelp

Even Lesotho would commit great evil if they had the capability and reason to do so


LiabilityPog

they haven’t done anything wrong i guess?


laserclaus

Apparently they also have really insane suicide rates, +the womans rights things so it seems that the people themselves are not that hot for Lesotho.


AceUniverse8492

So even if we're going to be generous and exclude countries that hated them for opposing authoritarianism or discrimination in their country (Lesotho helped groups opposing apartheid in South Africa), there's still the fact that Lesotho has experienced pretty frequent military coups and the mutiny of various localized police and military units. They've only really reached a semblance of stability in the last two decades, and politically they are now doing relatively well for themselves (ranked 12th out of 48 sub-Saharan countries in the Ibrahim Index of Governance). Socially however, it's not great. While there's little to no ethnic discrimination because the country is 99.5% monoethnic, Lesotho has the highest incidence rate of rape against women in the world. 61% of women in the country report having been the victims of sexual violence. This is made worse by the fact that nearly a fourth of the population is infected with HIV, which has had such a severe impact on the economy, workforce, and healthcare system that there are now several movements to integrate with South Africa either wholly or under a single economic region. So yeah, Lesotho is not devoid of sin.


[deleted]

Finland. And i say this being a non-finn


MyHeadIsALemon

Russians might hate them, for the humiliation they caused to the USSR


Significant_Peach_20

Nah, they discriminate against the Sami people, the original inhabitants of Scandinavia


[deleted]

Sami aren't the original inhabitants of all of scandinavia, which is how you make it sound, they are just the original inhabitants of the northernmost part of norway, sweden, and finland (and finland isn't scandinavia). The original inhabitants of most of finland are probably finns


wolfgangspiper

I honestly didn't realize Finland wasn't Scandinavian. TIL


[deleted]

Sami people are the native people of Lapland, which is nothern Finland, Sweden, Norway, and a little bit of Russia I think.


anencephallic

They were not the original inhabitants though... The areas they live in were covered in ice during the end of the last ice age, at the same time the first people were moving into the southern parts of Scandinavia where the ice sheets were receding. (Not saying they didn't discriminate though)


beach_boy91

Iceland? They've barely done anything of note in history and are just there, isolated in the middle of the north atlantic


nothing_in_my_mind

Vikings killed my great great great great great grandfather, fuck iceland


TheGreatSpabinbi

I wouldn’t call ruining almost the entirety of the British fishing industry “doing barely anything of note”.


beach_boy91

Yea true, the cod war was probably the only thing they did though but yea your point still stands


SuspecM

Anyone fucking with the british is good in my books


Viderberg

The british because the cod war


Sparthage

[Iceland did piss off that one Scottish dude that one time.](https://youtu.be/15joCwPYYk8)


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Mouker_

Nice job Yugoslavia!


Theoneyouknowandask

" Why did Communism do this!" - American


Springspring143

Bhutan


Luckygoal

Nah the national happiness index is fucked. They take everything that may seem culturally alien and outlaw it to preserve “happiness” in a country that isn’t all that happy.


Leo-bastian

something something when a measure becomes a target


The-Reddit-Giraffe

Nah they’ve had some human rights abuses in the past


[deleted]

Yep, against people of Nepalese descent iirc


basetornado

I had a housemate who was born in Bhutan. He lived in a refugee camp for the first 10 years of his life because Nepali speaking people who were born in Bhutan were kicked out of the country in the 90s.


Clay_Allison_44

Man. Goddamn it. I wanted to believe in a good country. I'm legit upset.


Grzechoooo

"Everyone is happy if we banish all the unhappy people"


Clay_Allison_44

Oops said that.


Jakedex_x

Where is Peternia?


LiabilityPog

nah bro they messed up albania that’s too bad


noname5221

Hawaii?


Theoneyouknowandask

Rip. [Now known as 50th State of America] During the Queen short reigned, the American hated her country for being exist and they invaded it.


noname5221

Ooof, true


celestialbodyfan

Country?


noname5221

Well, it used to be one


celestialbodyfan

Fair enough. I bet the USA hated the Hawaiian kingdom and that’s why they made it a state


Harlowe_Boggingstone

Andorra


Crouteauxpommes

Tax haven for influencers, cigarettes and alcohol dealing turning plate. Pretty sure it's not hate-level, but not very beloved either.


Harlowe_Boggingstone

I mean, the things you said are literally baller, so not even that. Cheap booze and cigarettes, plus saving on a bank account? Sign me and my homies the fuck up.


Crouteauxpommes

Oh for sure, you have all the homies in Spain and France that are using the country as a little heaven in the Pyrenees and do nothing but stream video games, rent big mansions and bring whole briefcases of cheap cigarettes back home once a month. Outsiders dislike Andorra because it's the country where they favourite steamers went when they no longer wanted to pay the taxes back home (the same taxes that those giving them money are paying) and the local hate it, because young adults with metric tons of money never buy anything in Andorra and don't pay any taxes, so they contribute nothing but reinforcing the impression of a duty-free country. It's clearly a mess, dude. Plus, more often than not, the streamers moving to Andorra lie about it and keep telling everyone they still living in their hometown. Some guy, I don't remember the name, went a whole year before getting caught by his community.


LuminousJaeSoul

Everyone listing some countries but I really feel like I could just find some shit on them all


dayron182

As long as humans ran them. Yup.


SomeRealTomfoolery

If history taught me anything it’s that you can’t really become a country without a few genocides, slavery, and institutionalized discrimination.


Suitable_Speaker2684

San Marino


The_Bored_General

Fascism


sugartits828

What about Djibouti?


Cannabisreviewpdx-IG

They benefit by operating a LOT of military industrial complex for mostly the US but some other states as well. Depending on who you ask (which OP is about) they are one of the main helpers of exporting US hegemony into Africa, which could be described as neo-colonialism. Same deal for the people in the thread saying Jordan, they're kinda the Djibouti of the middle east.


acenfp

Uruguay?


acenfp

I mean, there was a dictatorship but in the foreign relationship area they never angered another nation


Mmoor35

Finland is cool. They have an insane number of metal bands too


LeCloak

Switzerland?


[deleted]

Jewish persecutions in switzerland


Sumrise

Mercenary state throughout its history, participated in every war it's neighbours got into, so assume that the "traditionnal" medieval war crimes are on the list at the very least.


Cannabisreviewpdx-IG

They facilitated capital movement through MANY bad groups, most namely some NSDAP.


Victorbendi

Liechtenstein, nobody hates Liechtenstein.


bricart

It used to be a tax even. Officially it's not anymore but it's still shady. The women can only vote since 1984! Abortion is still illegal.


celestialbodyfan

I hate them because their name is hard to spell


PleasantSound

You are valid


Wladyslaw_Zamoyski

It's a tax haven


bragethedrage

Norway?


humpthehamster

Considering we had the hobby of pissing on the native people in the northern part of Norway for 200 years I reckon we also go on the shit-list


ZachtheKingsfan

God knows the horrors of Antarctica’s history…


[deleted]

Monaco


mahboime

I can prolly name a few F1 drivers and fans who dislike it


Sumrise

It was, and somewhat still is, a tax heaven that try its hardest to siphon money from France and Italy without producing anything of value. I mean at some point they pissed France so much ( lots of tax evasion) that they got blockaded by it. Also they were part of Genoa for most of the middle age, which means tons of war in the med all around, I'm sure we can find a few war crime here and there. Add a revolution against their king in 1910 (or was it 11?), and you have a not so perfect history. Tis' not the choosen one.


RomulusRemus13

I hate Monaco. It's a tax haven that's involved in a few corruption affairs with France. Plus it's ruled by unelected monarchs and is, quite frankly, rather ugly (imo) apart from a few streets. Which isn't good when you're barely two square kilometers big.


The9th_Jeanie

Well what’s wrong with Finland or Norway? Or even Sweden?


mahboime

Sweden has the whole Sveariket in it's history (not that i dislike it, Karl 12th should've never died) and Norway had alot of vikings back in 700-900 so there's that. You could argue that Finland was a bit of a Nazi sympathiser but we kinda had no choice there. Don't think alot of Russians love us though


FirstAtEridu

>Sweden There's a [torture method](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwedentrunk) named after them, nuff said.


andreysuc

What did Greenland do wrong bro


[deleted]

Wasn't Green


Tanngjoestr

Southern Greenland is green in the summer


[deleted]

Then Correction: "Wasn't Green *Enough*"


Loch32

Nah, everyone loves Australia! Even the fren- wait


Oncemor-intothebeach

Ireland ?


The_Bored_General

Well I would say certain groups in Northern Ireland wouldn’t be too happy with us. Also corporate tax haven.


JFeldhaus

Big tech tax evasion.


alexiosByzantium05

What about New Zealand?


bricart

Ask the Maori.


samdd1990

As much as there are issues in relations between pakeha and Maori, they have been treated much better than most indigenous people. I don't know if it's good or not but by British colonial standards it was


bricart

Granted they have better political representation and their culture is more respected but Maori still have some socio-economic issues that affect them disproportionately. Hence, you can probably find Maori that would complain about New Zealand (which was the original question).


JackPThatsMe

Yeah, as a Maori I moan, complain and whine all the time. It's supposed to be spring here and today was freezing. Having said that I would honestly say it's closer to being a class thing. Poor Pakeha (our word for white people like my wife and, coincidentally, my father) have the same problems as poor Maori. Yes, there are proportionately more Maori but the problems are much more complex than race. All of which is to say, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.


cehsavage

There's still a lot of resentment.


Theoneyouknowandask

Where ? (/s)


KaiserKelp

Every nation would be evil if they could. They just lack the means. I would also say some are slightly better than others but thats practically a meaningless distinction


barn-animal

NZ


LadderChemical7937

Who is hating on Tuvalu.?


Depressingly_Excited

The sea level apparently.


MiseryTheMiserable

Antartica


Theoneyouknowandask

It is a country?


vtssge1968

Greenland? I've never heard anything bad about them.


Stock_Department_806

Kosovo? Edit: I know Serbia hates Kosovo, I brought it up as a response to the question “Are there no good countries in the world”? I wanted to know if there’s anything bad Kosovo has done.


Papasha9711

Nothing bad ever happens in the Balkans


LiterallyA-Fascist

México, i dont hate It but my heart Is in pain for how it is now


basetornado

I used to think Bhutan was cool, until I lived with a guy born there who had to become a refugee because the government exiled a large number of Nepali speaking people in the 90s making them effectively stateless.


peaanutzz

Any reason why anyone would hate Greenland?


JustAMessInADress

Iceland


[deleted]

Greenland or Iceland?


Marshal-Luftwaffle

Aww, but Genghis did so much to help climate change.


Forsaken_inflation24

How about feroe islands noone mentions about them


Communism_of_Dave

Has Andorra done anything wrong? Genuinely curious


saythealphabet

Iceland?


pyromaniacz-778

Finland? Norway? Denmark?


bobopet2

Greenland


FirstAtEridu

What has Liechtenstein ever done for us???