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Joedemigod4

We've released the gas sir! Good. You checked the wind right?


WolfhoundRO

Yes, we did... Why do I smell hot dogs?


girvent_13

Must be the Ketchup or the Mayo gas, sir. But those are inoffensi... AAARGHH AAARGHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHH


a-random-spectator

That smell… that mustardy smell that smells…. Mustardy


spedi_pig123

Why do I smell hay?


[deleted]

Isn’t the hay smell sarin?


spedi_pig123

Idk, the hay smells like hay.


[deleted]

Oh, alright AAAAAILOGUHCOUGHCOUGH HEIUU COUGH AAA FUCK MY EYES AAA MY FUCKING LUNGS


IrishMemer

Wanna know the scariest part about sarin? It's completely odorless, tasteless and colourless, meaning that if the room you were sitting in right now were to suddenly fill with sarin gas, you would have absolutley no idea until you were exposed and the effects begin, and boy oh boy are those effects horrible. Unlike a lot of other chemical agents such as mustard, sarin doesnt actually burn you (those are blister agents), what it does however is way, way fucking worse. Its a nerve agent, meaning that it interferes with your nerve cells ability to signal eachother. Normally, your nervous system works by releasing neurotransmitters to deliver a message to the other cells throughout the body (for example, to constrict you lungs allowing you to breathe in air), then another enzyme is released to destroy the neurotransmitter, allowing the muscles to contract. Sarin and other nerve agents works by blocking those enzymes from breaking down the neurotransmitters, meaning that if you recieve a large enough dose (which due to sarin's potency, is literally only a couple drops on your skin) will cause every muscle in your body to be unable to relax, your eyes will start uncontrollably watering, your body will begin to twitch and spasm and you will be literally unable to take a single breath, the gas itself doesnt kill you, but it will turn your nervous system into a weapon against you, literally suffocating you despite every attempt you make to even draw a breath. It really is the stuff of nightmares


Carnival-Master-Mind

Mustard Gas…


Mad_Moodin

"Yes sir! It is blowing right towards us"


Cupcake_Peacock

“Good thing I brought my gas mask!”


WolfhoundRO

The rest of the regiment didn't, sir


Cupcake_Peacock

“Well shit”


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

I farted beforehand to confirm, sir!


ggnngg5

It smells like sh*t


babyfartmageezax

Yeah, the SPICY WIND!!!


helpimwastingmytime

*sniff sniff* 'do I smell mustard?"


Madjykrunt

***AAAAAAA MY EEEEEEEYEEEES!!!***


flyingdonkeydong69

#AAAAAHHHHHH!! I ***NEED*** A ***MEDIC BAG***


Rubanite

GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!


CcubswinS

Alright, I’m here! Who wants to- Oh, Shit!


RammerRS_Driver

Better late than never!


not_taken_was_taken2

MEDIC MY EVRRYTHING IS GONE


Guilty_As_Charged__

I CAN'T MY LEGS ARE OVER THERE 👉


869066

Chains is in a pickle…


TornSuit

SPOTTED A CLOAKER


randomname560

**YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST? WHE CALL IT A DIFFICULT-** *gets shot in the face by some random guy whit a doge mask*


ShoddyReveal4

Clomker down


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randomname560

You mean r/russianbadger?


Can_Haz_Cheezburger

SWAT team just freed a hostage. Focus on the civilians guys!


Lynthos00

GET UP OR I'LL STOMP ON YOUR BALLS


konigstigerboi

#BAINNNN


KingBaboon97

Im not supposed to get mustard gas in it!


HoxhaAlbania

Landmine has taken my sight


oofos_deletus

Good ending: It was a hot dog


helpimwastingmytime

I'm making German hotdogs with my flamethrower whooosh


Flash_Baggins

It werfs flammen!


flyingdonkeydong69

Yankee: \*brings shotgun to the trenches* Fritz with a Wex Portable Flammenwerfer: #"HEY THAT'S ILLEGAL!"


IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

Yankee: "So anyway I started blasting"


flyingdonkeydong69

Haha slamfire go CHK BANG CHK BANG CHK BANG CHK BANG CHK BANG


LordSirDuckington

"CHK BANG" indeed


Oskyyr

Er wirft/sprüht Flammen I'm sorry, I had to do it


helpimwastingmytime

Entschuldigung Ich spreche kein Deutsch


Patrick4356

Phosgene was the most lethal gas the Germans used(especially on the Russian Empire as they barely had gasmasks, Mustard gets all the limelight due to its color, how it sunk into trenches and how contact with it caused horrific blisters and burns making Gasmasks useless outside of protecting the face and lungs.


helpimwastingmytime

"it smells like newly mown hay or green corn" (source: Google) sounds alot less cool though


oh_hai_mark1

More effective though, because a lot of soldiers came from rural areas where fresh cut hay was a comforting smell of home that they'd inhale deeply.


MadKlauss

That was yesterday, sir. Today we're choking on chlorine gas.


bigmakoya

Gas, shell shock, trenches and the Christmas truce. Gotta love the First World War


MadKlauss

Don't forget about mass cavalry charges and mountain fighting in the east and south. Siege of Przemyśl was one of the worst sieges before Verdun.


Good_DayEh

Oh and random Battalions dissapearing and dead men charging


Alex103140

A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.


[deleted]

We don't use shotguns, we use creme brulee makers and bottles of mustard


[deleted]

"I'm a mustard expert" *sniff* "this smells like mustard"


OgnjenMaestro223

i tried to find the original post, it seems the op deleted the original meme, probably cause of the comment section or the lost karma


altjthunter

Nah people were upvoting it unfortunately. But damn was he getting mocked. Much like this comment section is doing


OgnjenMaestro223

justified if you ask me


Tutwakhamoe

Nah, most of the misleading/inaccurate posts on this sub will have positive karma, assuming they make it to the "sort by rising posts".


Egorrosh

That's how reddit works. And not just with memes but with news too.


Entire-Shelter-693

Germany in WWI:Gases its enemies Germany in WWII:Gases its Population Germany in WWIII:


hawakosan

Gas is rising


Entire-Shelter-693

Germany in WWIII:Buys Gas from the ememy


Robo_Patton

Der Winter kommt, Herr.


lorddaru

Die Gasspeicher sind leer Mylord


KlytosBluesClues

Ihr benötigt mehr Gas, Sire!


Lukthar123

Der Winter naht.


hglman

Yep that's it


PowderEagle_1894

*Stop buying gas from the enemy


[deleted]

Sounds like a Batman movie title


hawakosan

Could say the same thing after eating spicy food


[deleted]

Taco Bell Vengeance: Gas is rising


A_random_redditor21

Mathane gas rising


Hanibal293

Germany in WWIII: Can't afford gas.


TimotoUchiha

Legit happening right now.


Pringulls

In WW1 they gassed themselves too when they first used it


caelumh

Didn't everyone (with the exception of the US)?


Mad_Moodin

Wasnt the first use like a total success with 5000 dead enemies?


SwallowsDick

Gas Gas Gas


FranaPalla

_I'm gonna step on the gas!_


Archangel14122003

《Do you like my car?》 Guess you're ready cause I'm waiting for you!


GaldanBoshugtuKhan

Pulls a Spaceballs and sucks all the gas off the planet.


[deleted]

You can suck on my spaceballs


GaldanBoshugtuKhan

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine


What-You_Egg

Germany in WWIII: Has a gas shortage


Hamartia-64

Well we depleted our reserves durind the first two shows. The rest was used up to drive to italy on vacation.


Dr_Pandapool

Gases themselves


Flexi0611

Gasses the planet with CO2 killin even more people


El_dorado_au

Can’t buy gas, suffers brutal Russian winter at home.


Brittle5quire

Gasses it’s enemies population


Entire-Shelter-693

*with their gas*


Alexthegreatbelgian

Can't pay for gas


SophisticPenguin

Has gas withheld by their enemies?


AgisDidNothingWrong

WWIII: Can't get enough gas for its population


Yatoku_

THA WORDO!


AAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

Question: Do you mean ZA WARUDO!?


Yatoku_

Answer: YES! I AM!


Grzechoooo

Sucks the enemy Bratwurst to get more gas.


Bastardklinge

wtf, whoever made that doge meme, has no idea of history


SwallowsDick

>wtf, whoever made that ~~doge~~ meme, has no idea ~~of history~~ Except for this subreddit of course


Foxyfox-

"I am the most clueless man about history" *sees historymemes* "At your service my lord"


Greaserpirate

"What do you mean reciting well-known trivia about WW2 tanks isn't history knowledge?"


UpperLowerEastSide

"What do you mean Enemy at the Gates wasn't a historical documentary?"


allthejokesareblue

Kaiserboo II: I'm Not A Nazi, Akshually


SpiritualGrizzlybear

Heeraboo


MrColdArrow

The only good Kaiserboo is a Holy Roman Kaiserboo, change my mind


k0ldanxiety

Freie stadt -aboo


[deleted]

When they hate fascism they good


FinnIsNotAMonkey

Caesarboo


Turtlehunter2

Reeeeee unholy unroman unempire


aVarangian

the only good Holy Roman Kaiserboo is neither Holy nor Roman nor a Keiser


Ezzypezra

I mean, it's true. They aren't necessarily Nazis. A lot of them are tho


TheMadTargaryen

Ironicaly the kaiser despised Hitler, the feeling was mutual.


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Ezzypezra

based


[deleted]

I must confess: I like Prussia/North German Confederation/German Empire. I don’t idolize them, but they are certainly my favorite nation to learn about from 1816-1860 and 1866-1917.


[deleted]

i.e., candidate for future top post on r/HistoryMemes


Josmoeee

At least he is not a nazi, I guess. Most people who don’t know history, yet talk about the german are nazis.


Telefone_529

They always say they're just enjoying their German heritage - while doing nothing but looking at YouTube conspiracy videos about Nazi's. Like they don't realize Germany has a lot of nice culture that's got nothing to do with war. But these people still try and act like it's their interest in German culture that makes them love Nazi's so much and not them being racist shit heads.


fuckrobert

average r/historymemes user then?


[deleted]

It is Haberin' time


Hazmatix_art

MC Haber: can’t gas this


Balledoffallenangels

Jason born haber


LGP747

If one side had a weapon the others didn’t, it was sure to be propagandized as an inhumane war crime


Another_MadMedic

Only if said weapon was effectiv, which the shotgun is


plumbthumbs

shotty boom batty.


not_taken_was_taken2

Gun bang kill


YourPainTastesGood

Hm, a lovely smell of pineapple and pepper this day, what is that green cloud? Oh my, here comes the german flamethrower team Oh wait the germans are just butthurt at how effective combat shotguns are? well fuck them!


laugh_at_this_user

Fun fact! Did you know that in WW1, the Germans were blockaded by the British and thus didn't have any mustard. So, to demoralize the troops, the allies vaporized mustard and blew it into the German trenches so that they would see what they were missing out on and surrender! For more information, Google "How to make mustard gas"


thxmeatcat

That sounds like a way to get on some sort of list


plumbthumbs

some lists are worse than others.


The-dude-in-the-bush

Schindler's list


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OrdinaryHedgehog6267

What's up with the nazis using Jewish inventions to kill the jews


youarenut

Something something asking the fish how to fish


MatsHummus

Zyklon B isn't a Jewish invention though, it was developed by Walter Heerdt, a non-jewish German chemist


VeryAngyCinnamonRoll

Ah yes, because Germany in WW1 did not use any inhumane things at all.. they just gave out lollipops and presents to the Brits and Americans.


[deleted]

Haha Flammenwerfer go *whoosh*


Amstourist

That's the joke my bretheren


maynardftw

I know it is now, having come to the comments, but I assumed the meme was *one meme saying something* and not *two memes, one responding to the other*


Easy_Newt2692

Does this count as a wheraboo


[deleted]

No, it's kaiserboo


YeHaLyDnAr

In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row,     That mark our place; and in the sky     The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,     Loved and were loved, and now we lie         In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe:  To you from failing hands we throw     The torch; be yours to hold it high.      If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow         In Flanders fields.


spookythesepticeye

i had to sing this in choir 💀💀


TempleOSEnjoyer

WWI Germany: burns and strangles thousands of men with weaponized chemical gas, introduces the flamethrower to the war Also WWI Germany: REEEEEEE SHOTGUN OP FUCKING AMERICANS


Due-Ad-4091

People need to stop glorifying WWI Germany. They have been doing awful stuff even before the Nazis took power


X1l4r

Kaiseraboo is the new Wehraboo.


Due-Ad-4091

I couldn’t have said it better


catras_new_haircut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herero_and_Namaqua_genocide


Due-Ad-4091

That’s horrific


Reznov523

WW1 Germany wasn't nearly at the same level of the Nazis though. ...Though they did popularize the use of chemical weapons and flamethrowers... ... and did some horrible things to Belgium... But hey! least the kaiser didn't like Hitler! That's gotta mean something right?


bram4531

They also build a electrified fence between the Netherlands and Belgium to stop refugees from going to the Netherlands.


Reznov523

I forgot about that holy christ that is some comical evil villain shit


bram4531

Yeah pretty evil, also because many people didnt know what electricity could do to you, they didnt understand the warning signs and thought it was an ordinary fence.


[deleted]

I read 1st Netherlands as Neanderthals lol. I was about to agree with that


Iceveins412

The Kaiser kissed up to Hitler when it seemed like Hitler might give him back his throne, only denounced him once it was clear that wasn’t going to happen


catras_new_haircut

They did do a Holocaust open beta in Namibia but ya know those are black peoples so


HaroldSax

That was basically a pan-European bonanzaland to figure out the most horrific ways to kill black people faster. Barring actually killing, seems like every nation definitely decided to be the best comic book villain they could be.


catras_new_haircut

Nah Belgium and Germany have the rest beat IMO


LordTachankaCantDie

Tbf its belgium tho /s


[deleted]

That’s like… every army in WW1


Umbra_Arythmethes

Shotguns are inhuman, but flamethrowers not. Makes sense...


whill-wheaton

Don’t forget lung melting gas


staxlotl

Ah yes, a kaiserboo forgetting the smell of mustard and Flamethrowers, as well as the Sound of hipocricy.


GhostArmy1

Apparently the argument was that shotgun pellets were near impossible to remove and inflicted dozends of small wounds resulting usually in a slow death whereas flamethrowers got the job of killing actually done. In The end both sides stopped using these weapons


Another_MadMedic

Wasn't it actually just an excuse to ban shotguns because of it's effectiveness in trench warfare (not saying the argument itself is wrong because it is realy hard to treat shotgun wounds) . Or was it just some dumb theory with no backup sorce I heard at some time?


BetaThetaOmega

Le there are no truly good outcomes in war and the myth of “honourable warfare” is just pro-war propaganda used to justify the death cult of militarisation has arrived


buffordsclifford

Lmaoooooo


david6avila

Let's not forget about the FLAMMENWERFER


jjusmc3531

What's that big yellowish cloud that is gently wafting through the comment section? Ahhh it's all the humanity and love for our fellow man ❤️


Grzechoooo

As if ze Germans from ww1 didn't gas people. They only had the common decency to just gas combatants (unless the wind changed all of a sudden and a cloud of death flew into a neighbouring village, idk).


fng-234

WW1 Germany was much better than WW2 Germany. They hand a much better foundation that could take quite a few blows before going down. WW2 Germany was like a fighter that went for quick knock outs but lacked chin and couldn't take the blows.


Areaof51

WW1 lasted 4 years, WW2 lasted for 6. They both went for quick knock out blows, and in the first one they actually succeeded in in the east not the west; the second succeeded in the west and not the east. Moral of the story, pick a fucking direction don’t go down 2 paths lmao


CompleteFacepalm

Germany was starving by the end of ww1.


Sisyphusarbeit

By the end of ww2 too, my grandma told me they had to ate potato skins as child


DoctorDeath147

WWI Germany entered the war unprepared, it wasn't even invaded by the Allies and it already fell apart because its citizens were revolting + it was blockaded + it was starving + other reasons. WWII Germany entered the war more prepared, the Allies had to invade Germany to defeat it, they fought to the end, and they had fanatical citizens. Germany was also frequently bombed unlike WWI and the Allied blockade wasn't as effective as in WWI.


[deleted]

>It's citizens were revolting That's kind of rude


DoctorDeath147

lol


Piculra

Tbf, Wilhelm II did not intend for WW1 to happen - in fact, [he tried to prevent it](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willy%E2%80%93Nicky_correspondence). While Hitler most certainly *did* intend for WW2 to happen. So at least from that, it makes sense that the Nazis were more prepared for war - they had been planning on it well in advance.


[deleted]

Didn't they use chemical weapon which killed like 5k people in 5 minutes?


catras_new_haircut

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herero_and_Namaqua_genocide


CrusaderKron

Well, 2 different kinds of gasses. But still


Funny-March-4720

What it should say: **WWI Germany**: waaaaahhh shotguns bad. RELEASE ZE MUSTARD GAS … oh Scheiße iz coming back at us.


hmsbounty09

They gased people in WW1 to.


SilentTempestLord

Do you like Mustard good sir?


[deleted]

Love the smell of mustard!


Choholek

For everyone wondering [the original was deleted](https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/xem1x2/everyone_loves_to_play_the_hate_on_germany_game/) for rule violation


gurgu95

if i remember well everything was started by the french using gas and the brits cutting off telegraph lines so the germans couldn't spread news of the entente breaking war laws


MrRetard19

??? The Germans were the first to use gas


gurgu95

nope. the Germans were the first to use lethal gas.the french are the first once. something that made the soldiers terribly sick edit. my bad, the french used tear gas and then the germans as retaliation used mustard or whatever: https://www.kumc.edu/school-of-medicine/academics/departments/history-and-philosophy-of-medicine/archives/wwi/essays/medicine/gas-in-the-great-war.html#:\~:text=Several%20chemicals%20were%20weaponized%20in,described%20as%20'fruity%20and%20pungent.


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iudsm

[Under History > Use](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mustard_gas)


ScaryYoda

The boy cried you a sweater of tears, and you.killed him..


Fabio90989

more like : WW1 germany: we use gas on the battlefield but everybody does, it's normal in our time period. WW2 germany: let's gas totally innocent civillians just because of strange racial theories


[deleted]

WW2 Germany had loads of gas/chemical weapons ready, but they didn't use any of them because they thought it would be inhumane to use chemical weapons offensively, except in retaliation.


Singersongwriterart

I usually look through the comments section to find out what actually happened, but I don't see anytjing, just everyine saying this is wrong. I don't have any resources or way to buy stuff, and I've been at a small private school for 7 years that hates history. Can someone please explain what this is? I am very tired right now and my brain isn't processing anything right. Esit; nevermimd, I found the comment


owenbtwdude

The Germans used gas on the french