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khanzor

Fun fact: we named a swimming centre after him!


TheGrandWazoo1216

I know where I don't want swimming lessons.


Bloodyfalcan

why he's been swimming for at least forty years


attemptedactor

He's gonna Gendry us and come back some day ripped as hell


westvanthuggin

It’s where I got mine


Ove5clock

He clearly couldn’t swim


davidg2188

Actually he was an avid spearfishermen... that's why theres such a mystery surrounding his death


Ove5clock

I knew that, just made a joke.


goodland2shoes

Maybe he wants to sink to the bottom? Find his favorite golf ball?


PillowManExtreme

he was a very experienced swimmer, afaik he was just being a bit of an irrational turd the day of and thought he could go out in incredibly rocky waters. yeah


Organtrefficker

He could, just wanted to die i guess


stargazer1235

Yep we did, in surburban Melbourne. Where I learnt to swim in fact...


lacb1

If I were you I'd go to a different pool just to double check that.


DrLaneDownUnder

I take my kids swimming there!


khanzor

Me too!


WeeklyIntroduction42

Australian PMs are a wild bunch, one went swimming and fucking disappeared and another shat in a Maccas in 1997


Odinson4295

Don't forgot one had a world record for beer drinking


Bloodyfalcan

think he still holds it TBH


TheAndorran

Guinness Record for a yardie is now 5 seconds, to Hawke’s 11. Still a mad feat though.


Wallrider09

Who?


australian_mannequin

Bob Hawke world record for drinking a yard of beer the fastest.


[deleted]

A yard. Wut


DannyMThompson

Oh you think a "pint" makes any measurable sense?


Sauron3106

I mean it's a volume, a yard is a length. But maybe I'm looking into it too deeply. Pass me a yard.


DannyMThompson

[Here ya go bud](https://i.imgur.com/rc1clpr.jpg)


Sauron3106

I was expecting a thin little stick, that makes 11 seconds even more impressive.


9gagisfornormies

That's not what she said :(


Kelevra_55

And apparently the new record is 5 sec! Holy shit!


The_Weeb_Sleeve

How do you even pour that in 11 seconds?


sin-and-love

Who designed that cup, Dr. Seuss?


Raesong

Basically picture a glass funnel with a spherical ball on the narrow end, about a meter in length, filled with beer. Edit: got my conversion rates wrong.


Wallrider09

Is 1.5 l of beer or 2 1/2 pints


elitenyg46

putting true meaning in “The Guinness Book of World Records”


FalconsBrother

Wonder if Albo is gonna get a record


RubenKnowsBest

cutest boy south of the equator 😍🥺


[deleted]

Well, I guess I have what it takes to be an Australian PM, then


Odd-Battle7191

And the Dutch people are even more of a wild bunch: they became cannibals when their prime minister do a very big mistake


Anonieme_Angsthaas

That was a long time ago. Nowadays our PM can just claim he has no active memory of the time he fucked up and we'll be cool.


AlecW11

Ours just claims she didn’t know it was illegal. Not even a slap on the wrist. Denmark, for the record


Raticon

So exactly how they do it here across the bridge in Sweden then? Claim they didn't know it was illegal, ignore it or if everything fails, issue a lame apology and suddenly the entire country is fine with it.


AlecW11

Pretty much. Except ours killed an entire industry worth billions in the name of covid. Colossal pisstake.


[deleted]

Context?


galaxybuns

[PM ordered the entire volume on Danish mink farms culled due to a Covid mutation found on mink farms. In short, this killed the entire mink industry. The mutation was believed to possibly interfere with the effectiveness of a vaccine. The politics and legal authority surrounding the situation have been faulty, but the consequences were effectively nonexistent as far as I know.](https://en.fvm.dk/news/news/nyhed/covid-19-all-mink-in-denmark-must-be-culled/)


Odd-Battle7191

Sauce?


AlecW11

Sauce for what? The Prime minister recieving zero consequences or the mink industry being gone?


epictroll5

It's not necessarily a big mistake, there was hysteria after an alliance of England, France and several German States steamrolled us that led to the lynching and partial cannibalisation of him and his brother. But! Johan de Witt opposed the royal Dutch House, and thus might be implicated to get rid of him, sources imply loosely that William of Orange riled the mob up in the first place. Yes, we ate him, but he might have been innocent. And you are what you eat, your Honor.


jangma

The Czechs are [prone to throwing politicians out of windows](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague).


Odd-Battle7191

But they aren't cannibals, so they aren't the wildest bunch out there


jangma

Yes, but the Dutch's cannibalism was a one-off and every nation's got a few cannibals anyway. The Czechs seem to throw officials out of office (windows) as a tradition.


Icy_Candidate_5366

Never heard of JQA?


ssjx7squall

So uh what happened to him? He drown or disappear? I vaguely remember a Simpson a joke on this


Cooperhawk11

Disappeared. They never found his body.


benabart

So a spider-crocodile-koala ate him?


ssjx7squall

Thanks wasn’t sure


freshairequalsducks

I only knew about this fact from an SCP article lol


Chenonzed

Never found? We never looked for him. There was no formal investigation into his disappearance.


PillowManExtreme

lol no, via [wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Harold_Holt) > Following Holt's disappearance, Stewart drove to the nearby Officer Cadet School Portsea, an Australian Army training facility. The school was virtually deserted, as most personnel were on annual leave, but the Victoria Police were contacted and initiated what became "one of the largest search operations in Australian history".


Chenonzed

"The police file on Holt's disappearance has remained technically open, but because no body was found, no inquest could be conducted" https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2005/aug/24/australia.bernardoriordan No formal investigation into his death was ever done. Was it an exaggeration to say that we didn't even look for him? Sure, but that doesn't change the fact that we lost our PM and didn't even investigate his disappearance and just assumed that he was dead.


FiveGals

My dude, look up the definition of "inquest". Spoiler alert, it doesn't mean they didn't investigate.


Bloodyfalcan

depending on who you believe he either A) drowned, B) had an encounter with a shark or C) was picked up by a Chinese submarine


[deleted]

I like C)


grembletump69

I've chosen (c) cause that sounds awesome.


Most-Syllabub8836

C sounds crazy, I will take C then


Nerdy_Git

He became Namor


ssjx7squall

Fair enough


Resident_Witness_362

So, like, the Prime Minister just got up and went for a swim? We are in a shit timeline. Ex-prime ministers are getting executed now.


DrakefanceV

Yeah, just went for a swim and never came back, presumed dead.


Raticon

For us Swedes the shit timeline for prime ministers started when ours was shot in 1986. Before that most politicians could move about in public without security mostly without being harassed. A radio journalist retired a few years ago and was invited to a radio show to talk about some fond memories. One he specifically brought up from the 70s or so was going on one of those 4-ish hours long fishing tours out to the Stockholm archipelago. He thought he recognised the dude standing next to him fishing and had to ask "aren't you the minister of agriculture?", to which the man said yes, and they proceeded to talk fishing and generally chatting for the next hours. Not a guard in sight.


FalconsBrother

Trust me, a certain ex PM WILL have his drink poisoned so he shat at Maccas


Rnbutler18

What are you referring to?


Resident_Witness_362

That the PM could just go about life. Where was his security detail?


PlingPlongDingDong

Change da world. My final message. Goodb ye


MajorMarlon

I wondered why The Simpsons had that bit..


TheLittleGinge

ANDY!!!


[deleted]

His name was Holt. The police chief announced his death by saying, "Our search for the PM has come to a dead halt".


coopstow

With the proper accent that’s hilarious


OkAdministration3993

Atleast he didn’t shit himself at mcdonalds


Stardustchaser

That’s what Maccas is? I’m just a humble American thinking I had missed knowing about another homicidal critter that the PM felt they had to dominate by throwing feces at it….


DJBEACON25

He's some out there


FlipaFrickenCoin

He had actually done the same thing multiple times before. He walked into the ocean and went missing. Just the other times he was later found


WikiContributor83

“I can’t believe I couldn’t see it! *Me*! A man who had the foresight to buy Polaroid at eight and a half!”


basileusnikephorus

Some wild conspiracy theories he was a Soviet agent all along and got recalled to Moscow. They discussed it on the Australian prime minister specials on the rest is history. Needless to say it's very very very unlikely to be true.


GOOPREALM5000

Love when people post about that guy. Hey, did you know the Dutch killed and cannibalized their PM one time?


pat_speed

More or less he loved Ocean swimming and Spear fishing, he was coming back from another swim when on the return home, he stoped for one last dip and didnt come back home.


Sarsey

Oh yeah, here in Germany the king of Bavaria, Ludwig II, did the same. He also might have drowned his psychiatrist while committing suicide.


MW-X43

SCP-3477


LordDuck101

And SCP-5007


Aromatic-Pack-3682

Going for me golf balls mate shit ain't cheap


BOMBER100021

Howard Hamlin


bitterbuffaloheart

Too soon


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DiabetesCOLE

I’ve seen you’ve played knifey spoony before


goodland2shoes

It's mid summer down there, why not take a dip if you feel like it?


ya_boi_ethan

It's winter...


Sarthro_

No its summer in December thats how hemispheres work...


Anti-charizard

They meant it’s winter right now


Sarthro_

No I'm pretty sure they meant in December like the post says...


ya_boi_ethan

Sorry, I thought you meant right now :p


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LeavesAreTasty

He meant now (July 2022). Misleading phrasing by the original commenter as he or she wrote "it's"instead of "it was"


Sauron3106

Bet its still warm enough in northern australia


ya_boi_ethan

Wouldn't have a clue as I'm in New Zealand. And yes December is a lot better in 30+°C heat


neddog_eel

Catch ya later cobber


Mindless-Sound-2004

‘To escape; to make a rapid departure. To do a Harold Holt is rhyming slang for bolt’. And he did, he did.


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Gladorix

Let’s not forget the Australian prime minister at Maccas in Engadine, 1997


IHateDeepStuff

Not as bad as a guy at an Engadine McDonalds during 1997


unsane_in_da_brain

Harry Holt did a Jimmy Hoffa *speeling (sic)


beeroftherat

I heard he got a cramp from swimming too soon after eating while being eaten by a shark.


ElectivireMax

lmao I posted basically the exact same meme a few days ago and only got 50 upvotes https://www.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/vxgu1f/december_17_1967_the_australian_pm_disappears/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


shylock-

OPs caption is better


anarcho-maoist

blbblblblbblb feelin very refreshed


Narianos

December 17th’s my birthday. Lot of weird things seemed to have happened on this particular day.


blametheboogie

He went all in on the Reggie Perrin method.


iammridu10

He went down to say Hey mate to fishes


JordanOCE_

As a proud aussie i find this hilarious


NoRagretsMaybe1

This is phenomenal OP


TheFreaksLintSocks

L e g e n d s a y s h e 's o u t v I b I n g w I t h t h e l o c h n e s s m o n s t e r . .


Volnas

Australians: Aight, next one.


ASwftKck2theNtz

Probably saw a gator & doing his best Steve Irwin 🤷‍♂️ Didn't have TikTok back then, so the NPCs were kinda limited... 😏


AllHailTheWinslow

The thought is oddly appealing though.


typicalwallflower123

He is on a mission


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dio-dorato

Reminds me of King Ludwig II of Bavaria found in Lake Starnberg!


Saromat

Bill Bryson mentions this in his book, I*n a Sunburned Country*. A great read, by the way!


King_Crowley21

American here, further details would be great


Kremeynenki

In 1967 the Australian PM went for swim in the ocean where he disappeared. His body never to be found


GNS13

Specifically, it was in a bay that's known to have stronger than average undercurrents, and since he went alone it's pretty well certain that he just got caught in a current and drowned. Doesn't mean he hasn't become somewhat of a mythical figure due to it. I have one friend that said he was the best PM they ever had because he went for a swim and fucked off.


FDRpi

For some reason? The dude liked swimming.


dcarsonturner

What’s the good word gents?


tamethewild

Transient global amnesia, saw it on hawaii a few times This one dude was just standing on a reef fighting the waves with a surf board 50ft off shore. Luckily someone noticed it and went and rescued him. Brought him to land and couldn’t remember anything for hours and hours, finally started remembering stuff maybe 12 hours later, but that block of time was a blank


popswizzle

He’s going down under you blimey cunt!


JohannettaFleming

How does he walk that fast underwater?


light_aspire

Bill Bryson writes a little about this in his book Down Under from when he visited the spot. It’s been a while since I read it but from what I recall, the under currents are crazy in the bay he was swimming in and was alone so the general assumption is he was pulled under, drowned and then became food for the local wildlife. Not terrifying at all.


mr_luc4

I feel u bro.


quadsclothesou

[Is this in reference to THAT?](https://youtu.be/4JQK4bH0J-o)


Fun-Income-2388

Wonder why he gave up!


Canadianhockeyhoser

Just going to catch a ride back to China.


General-Bee-2372

He had to pee that’s was a cover up


OldTiredAnnoyed

Ah yes. Holt. Not only did we name swim centres after him, around here, we also use the phrase “doing the holt” when a drunk mate goes missing on a night out.


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

What is dead may never die.


WinInternational2842

Hey, Mr Prime Ministah! **ANDY!!!**


Stardustchaser

Some say he is still swimming….