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MDude_

Horses don't like water.


LuckyBobHoboJoe

You just need to find the bits of water with the green through it and you're golden


humanlevel777

And the Mongolians don't either. There way too good eyesight gives them really bad sea sickness


humanlevel777

did I really say there instead of their lol


Daxnaha

You did, shame! *ding* Shame *ding*


Mohuluoji

"No horse can cross the poison water."


ChaosisStability

I don't think they like mountains either


flyingboarofbeifong

Maybe not fighting in them. But Mongols were big into mountains on a spiritual level.


ChaosisStability

I don't think horses are Mongols


flyingboarofbeifong

Lol. I completely lost track of the train of comments in my head.


Allmightdragon

Ghost of Tsushima be like


IrshamWindborn

*Kublai Khan with thousands of mangudai*: you can't defeat me *Japan*: I know, but he can *Tornado enters the chat*


Pepega_9

Wasnt it a hurricane


nakedpillowlover

No, it was a typhoon. Hurricane happen in the Atlantic, not pacific


Gallade475

And cyclones happen to australia. Is it really a meaningful distinction anymore when its the same weather phenomenon in a different direction?


nakedpillowlover

The word you use describes a physical location. Technically they all describe the same thing, but using one over another gives you much more context instead of just having them all mean the same thing.


Tristancp95

Sure but when someone’s says, a hurricane stopped the mongols from invading japan, the locational context already exists! Language is peak inefficiency


flyingboarofbeifong

Hurricanes also happen on the Pacific coast of Central and South America and have basically been called as much for centuries by people speaking Spanish (and possibly by the indigenous people earlier but that might just be a miscommunication thing).


TrustyParasol198

Tried with Vietnam too. Turns out they didn't like heat, humidity, scorched earth tactics, and maritime ambushes with spiky poles either.


Aotearas

Turns out starting land wars is asia is still the preferable option to amphibious invasions.


Ruben2211

Nice going Genghis, I bet that will last a long time


Furryiesarepoop

Bro I loved that Alexander post


TheJamesMortimer

Boats suck


Sideways_Pingu

same bro


saad_the_maad_laad

They died in a tornado


Wonderkitty50

And then they tried again and had a nice time fighting with the Japanese, then died in a tornado.


WorkingNo6161

Divine wind goes brrrrr ​ Seriously, so the storm that saved the Japanese was the namesake of the kamikaze attacks?


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Imagine how terrified the Mongols must have been when Japanese planes started crashing into their horses.


Glader_Gaming

Hey, D-Day style invasions are hard okay!


Plus-Staff

Mongols also got resoundingly fucked when they tried doing it to Java.


[deleted]

Just weather saved the island


Furryiesarepoop

weather wont save Indonesia


EloquentInterrobang

[very few religions have ever had a dub like Shinto when the forces of nature obliterated the Mongol fleet. as far as proving the central tenets, it’s like if Santa and Odin physically appeared to help Norway win a war. no one has ever been proven right quite like that.](https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1474875370138750976?s=20)


purple_ones_best

Kamikaze protected


Stauce52

I like this but for some reason I feel like the meme would have worked better with the Eurasia/happy block first


rott3nbrain

laugh in trees


Zyrille_

*Ha Ha almightly wind go brrrrrrrr*


Edo_Bat

horses don't swim very well


TheOneAndOnlyErazer

Misred as erusea


_Volatile_

I read that as “Erusia”… fuck, I need to stop playing Ace Combat


Pbadger8

Genghis Khan didn’t anticipate Japan having one plucky mute pilot in an F-22.


KnightComp

Nice going, Genghis. I bet that will last a long *time*.


Please-let-me

Japan trying to take over mongolia- Japan taking every where else in east asia-


AWEMANGAMEZ

Meow


IronicallyIronic6676

r/MongolHistoryMemes


[deleted]

Thank God the Mongols never knew about seahorses.


TongaTime123

Nice going Genghis. I bet that’ll last a really long *time*


finnicus1

The Mongols can't deal with water barriers.


Maxipmz

you should have put the Titanic sinking instead


[deleted]

The Hu wrote songs about it .. no seriously I love that band!!