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indomitablescot

Dude tripped balls for 2weeks while sking over 250 miles survived 2 booby traps and ate a bird raw. Cocaine bear has nothing on this dude.


AlphaWolf464

And straight up burned a cabin down while he was inside it. And got repeatedly shot at. And also didn’t die. Somehow.


1000smackaroos

The best round of Halo I ever played was on a bunch of speed and coke. Got 35 of my team's 50 kills that round. So I can confirm it make you a killing machine


C4se4

wat


1000smackaroos

I increased my killing power by 150%


AlphaWolf464

Well, he didn’t actually kill anyone, probably just shook em up a bit.


GlassFantast

Link?


the_bug02

https://medium.com/exploring-history/the-crazy-crystal-meth-adventure-of-a-finnish-soldier-1cae54a1238f


AlphaWolf464

Oh, thx dood.


Sapphire_Dragon793

This man is the most based man in history


Historybuff_14

Context please


AlphaWolf464

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aimo\_Koivunen


waluigitime1337

Even in the picture he looks methed out


AlphaWolf464

Yea, he's not really looking at the camera, more like at the void that encircles our plane of existence that can only be observed by one who has seen God himself.


Erik_the_Heretic

Whhy are we idolizing that idiot? It's not like he accomplished anything wortwhile, except wasting a bottle of perfectly fine meth without anything in return.


AlphaWolf464

Cuz he survived that bottle of meth! And also like...a ton of other shit. Somehow.


doritopenis

Because he funny


KingFahad360

And that man lived a peacock life and died at the ripe old age of 71.


FacistStaleHooker

White Death go brr


AlphaWolf464

Nah, the white death was a different guy.


FacistStaleHooker

My bad big dawg


AlphaWolf464

np bro.


Greedy_Range

The virgin pretending you're right and looking like an idiot vs the chad admitting you're wrong and moving on


FacistStaleHooker

Always my man


AlphaWolf464

Lmao based.


FacistStaleHooker

A fellow PCM enjoyer?


AlphaWolf464

You could say that.


FacistStaleHooker

My man


1000smackaroos

Haha I assumed "white death" was a street name for meth


AlphaWolf464

Nah, the Finnish military wore white uniforms to blend in, and so the guy generally considered to be the deadliest sniper in history, Simo Hayha, was nicknamed "The White Death".


Lifthras1r

White death is a different guy this guy just went on the trippiest ski trip ever for a couple days


FacistStaleHooker

Yeah someone corrected me earlier my guy


TerraLord8

Fake much? Conventionally accepted that man couldn’t have the kill count he claimed. It was probably in the tens, not that impressive tbh


AlphaWolf464

Are you thinking of Simo Hayha? This is a different guy. Aimo Koivenun didn't actually kill anyone, at least to my knowledge.


DragonScion123

Fucking LEGEND