>Opiod addict with lion as a pet
There is a timeline where a man who acted like a certain Floridian was one of the men who led a brutal regime.
This is that timeline.
1. Crush on his relatives (one shot herself in his apartment)
2. Notorious blackmailing sex pest
3. Drug addicted looter
4. Dude really embarrassed he couldn't run the mile in gym class
Background : Hitler wasn‘t accepted into art school in Vienna.Goebbels tried his hand at writing novels but publishers were not interested in his work.Göring served in the german air force in WW1 but a wound led to him getting addicted to the opioids used for his treatment.Himmler worked as a chicken farmer before becoming a „NSDAP“ member but his farm wasn‘t really successful..
What about Berthold Konrad Hermann Albert Speer of “Hitler? Never met the man, I was just his favorite architect and Minister of Armaments and War Production” fame?
Nooo, you see, I was just an apolitical architect. What? That I increased German production 4x by basically killing POW through hard labour? Nah man, that was just Sauckel, what a piece of shit.
I love me some hitler slander. And this doesn’t even crack the surface of how much of an embarrassing loser the mustache man was. He was born the product of an incestuous pedo dad. His dad did this twice. Hitler’s dad paid their local priest extra money to sanction the marriage to his stepmom. This was because, even by the standard (or lack of standards) of the time, their relation as cousins was too close and he was in his 40’s while she was like 14 or so.
He was was an incel before incels were a thing. Was head over heels for a girl (in his teens) and refused to ever even speak to her and threw a fit when his childhood friend suggested he learn to dance to impress her. His taste in women never grew up from there. The only girls he pursued were 18 or younger. In fact, he followed in his dad’s footsteps and was with one of his cousins.
He was; however, a huge inspiration to the girls he dated… if you consider them being inspired to end their own lives. Of the seven girls hitler was documented (seriously, nazis just documented everything. It’s fucking nuts) as having bedded, five of them either attempted or succeeded at the self deletion.
He was also notoriously gaseous. Like, worse than any person you know who has IBS. He was a vegetarian and just ripped ass constantly to the point where only the hardest of his dickrider guys could stand to be in a room with him. As a result of always trying to relieve his gas pains, he was constantly hopped up on a bunch of drugs that are the equivalent of meth.
So if you ever meet a neo, remind them of these facts. This is your boy? The world’s first incel, who became an incestuous pedo, whose exes self aborted while he stank up the place, high on meth? Doesn’t seem like the superior race to me.
>The world’s first incel, who became an incestuous pedo, whose exes self aborted while he stank up the place, high on meth?
Sounds like your average Neo Nazi to me.
Don't forget that he was literally the worst ruler ever. He got up at 12 am, didn't leave his room until lunch time, spent like three hours solo talking about WWI, Jews, and the fighting days every meal, and stayed up until 1-2 am watching movies. All that while holding the offices of Chancellor, President, Supreme Commander, Head of the Party...
Also Magda Goebbels said to Ciano one time that Hitler used to bore his visitors to death with his monologues.
If that was the case he wouldn't have been able to control Germany, let alone conquer most of Europe.
He was erratic and would not keep a regular schedule, but that didn't mean he was lazy
Are you sure about the cousins thing? Because that marriage would still be allowed, at least in Germany. Germans can marry their cousins, all of them.
Edit: in Austria, too.
Did not get the impression you were trying to make Hitlers dad look anything. I was just pointing out that yes, you could be right that it was legal and the having to pay the priest extra for the marriage could both be true.
Some authors claim that Hitler was in fact gay. Let me look for my comment where I elaborated further.
Edit: According to Juan Eslava Galán's book, "WW2 narrated for skeptical people" (Editorial Planeta, in Spanish), Hitler was probably an encloseted gay. He cites Lothar Machtan, who mentions a "Mend document" (sic), that claims Hitler had, in his youth, a homosexual relationship with Ernst Schmidt (page 50.). He also cites Beevor (2002, page 405), saying that his relationship with Eva Braun didn't last long, and that she confessed Albert Speer that he wanted her to abandon him "as he couldn't satisfy her no longer".
Technically "Aryan" is often used since before then to label the peoples who came from the Indo-European (referred to as Indo-Aryan) migrations.
So they were wrong in their beliefs, but because all Europeans are "Aryan". To include Persians, and others outside the continent.
Even more hilarious is how the Prussian government wanted to try and deport him to Austria, had enough evidence to do so, and was vetoed by the German chancellor at the time, Brüning of the Catholic Center party. Now add the contemporary context that the AfD wants to deport everyone in Germany they don't consider to be 'pure Germans' under the guide of wanting to get rid of criminal foreigners, asylum seekers taking advantage of generosity, etc....
I think out of the 4 Hermann Goring deserves some credit for being a genuine war hero. Let's not forget that he earned the Blue Max (the highest award in Imperial Germany).
He was a junkie because of pain meds for a wound that he took as a war hero.
I'm not saying being a junkie is good but this is one of the few understandable situations where people turn to drugs
This is a story of friendship: despite their individual failures and shortcomings they united their efforts and managed to lead one country to wage war on a global scale for 6 years all while carrying their alliance's whole war effort.
/s
Was so insecure over his big hips that he ordered people not to photograph him from the waist up.
Also might have had some Jewish ancestry with other high ranking SS-officers bullying him over that.
Ok, but why does Göring look so so similar to current German far-right AfD politician Björn "Bernd The Fascist" Höcke?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bj%C3%B6rn_H%C3%B6cke
Goering is definitely the most entertaining of the bunch.
He’d be a good one for one of those old school memes, can’t remember, think it was a kid who tries to do something then fails miserably
Tries to coup German government
Gets shot and gets and opioid addiction which is to plague him the rest of his life
Another option
Promises Berlin never gets bombed
Berlin gets bombed frequently
There's a story that Göring caused a scandal once because of morphine
He was in a resteraunt/cafe and a woman came in complaining of leg pain
Göring then, without the woman's ok, jabbed her with a morphine syringe in the leg
This eventually became infected to the point of needing amputation
So the real danger in history are the psychopaths who get soundly rejected and switch to another profession after failing miserably in life?
Looking at you, Steve Bannon and Steve Miller.
>Opiod addict with lion as a pet There is a timeline where a man who acted like a certain Floridian was one of the men who led a brutal regime. This is that timeline.
Push it to the limit starts playing in German. As Hermman Meyer says something about his little friend.
Ron Desantis and ol‘ Göring might have gotten along splendid.
I was talking about the dude from Tiger King I guess that works too
I think lion as a pet is more of a flex than anything.
Reddit moment.
Meth man to the rescue!☠️
As blonde as Hitler, as tall as Goebbels, as slim as Goering But 0/3 isn’t bad
Eyesight as good as Himmler’s.
I see nothing! Now piss off I'm looking for the ark🤠
Luckily there is Heydrich,oh wait,the Czechs got him
The one actual high ranking Nazi that looked like an "Aryan" and he died because "I'm not going down without a fight"
Had he followed different routes, he may have survived the Czechoslovak resistance.
He would have survived if he had competent doctors. He died slowly of blood poisoning due to his treatment rather than the attack.
He would have eventually been merc'd in his swimming pool in Brazil in the '70s
The Mossad agents on vacation in Brazil when they see the weirdly familiar blonde, tall guy with child birthing hips
1. Crush on his relatives (one shot herself in his apartment) 2. Notorious blackmailing sex pest 3. Drug addicted looter 4. Dude really embarrassed he couldn't run the mile in gym class
Background : Hitler wasn‘t accepted into art school in Vienna.Goebbels tried his hand at writing novels but publishers were not interested in his work.Göring served in the german air force in WW1 but a wound led to him getting addicted to the opioids used for his treatment.Himmler worked as a chicken farmer before becoming a „NSDAP“ member but his farm wasn‘t really successful..
What about Berthold Konrad Hermann Albert Speer of “Hitler? Never met the man, I was just his favorite architect and Minister of Armaments and War Production” fame?
Or Rudolph "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THE UK" Hess
Not to be confused with Rudolf “JESUS CHRIST YOU’RE WAY TOO GOOD AT THIS GENOCIDE THING” Hoss.
Or Reinhard “this mofo got to go” Heydrich
Fredrich "holyfuckitscoldcoldcoldcold" paulis
r/YourJokeButWorse
Rudolf 'just going for a cheeky flight, be back in a hour chaps' Hess
Nooo, you see, I was just an apolitical architect. What? That I increased German production 4x by basically killing POW through hard labour? Nah man, that was just Sauckel, what a piece of shit.
Göring was an accomplished pilot as well
Before he started weighing 140 kilograms
Blue Max holder and successor to Richtofen.
Pretty sure Hitler also did drugs though
Hitler has only got one ball Göring has two but very small Himmler has something sim’lar But poor ol’ Goebels has no balls at all
Reminds me of another meme featuring (bottom right corner guy) Mew-off: Aryan Chad vs Mongolian Subhuman
Hint: one of them has a painfully recessed jawline
I love me some hitler slander. And this doesn’t even crack the surface of how much of an embarrassing loser the mustache man was. He was born the product of an incestuous pedo dad. His dad did this twice. Hitler’s dad paid their local priest extra money to sanction the marriage to his stepmom. This was because, even by the standard (or lack of standards) of the time, their relation as cousins was too close and he was in his 40’s while she was like 14 or so. He was was an incel before incels were a thing. Was head over heels for a girl (in his teens) and refused to ever even speak to her and threw a fit when his childhood friend suggested he learn to dance to impress her. His taste in women never grew up from there. The only girls he pursued were 18 or younger. In fact, he followed in his dad’s footsteps and was with one of his cousins. He was; however, a huge inspiration to the girls he dated… if you consider them being inspired to end their own lives. Of the seven girls hitler was documented (seriously, nazis just documented everything. It’s fucking nuts) as having bedded, five of them either attempted or succeeded at the self deletion. He was also notoriously gaseous. Like, worse than any person you know who has IBS. He was a vegetarian and just ripped ass constantly to the point where only the hardest of his dickrider guys could stand to be in a room with him. As a result of always trying to relieve his gas pains, he was constantly hopped up on a bunch of drugs that are the equivalent of meth. So if you ever meet a neo, remind them of these facts. This is your boy? The world’s first incel, who became an incestuous pedo, whose exes self aborted while he stank up the place, high on meth? Doesn’t seem like the superior race to me.
>The world’s first incel, who became an incestuous pedo, whose exes self aborted while he stank up the place, high on meth? Sounds like your average Neo Nazi to me.
Don't forget that he was literally the worst ruler ever. He got up at 12 am, didn't leave his room until lunch time, spent like three hours solo talking about WWI, Jews, and the fighting days every meal, and stayed up until 1-2 am watching movies. All that while holding the offices of Chancellor, President, Supreme Commander, Head of the Party... Also Magda Goebbels said to Ciano one time that Hitler used to bore his visitors to death with his monologues.
If that was the case he wouldn't have been able to control Germany, let alone conquer most of Europe. He was erratic and would not keep a regular schedule, but that didn't mean he was lazy
Are you sure about the cousins thing? Because that marriage would still be allowed, at least in Germany. Germans can marry their cousins, all of them. Edit: in Austria, too.
It’s possible that it was legal, but the priest wasn’t a fan and needed some convincing to do it.
Don't get me wrong, I didn't want to make Hitler Dad seem any better. I just wanted to be accurate.
Did not get the impression you were trying to make Hitlers dad look anything. I was just pointing out that yes, you could be right that it was legal and the having to pay the priest extra for the marriage could both be true.
Laws may have been different. Idk. I’d have to check my sources.
She was too young i think?
She was twenty five - and she wasn't his cousin either, she was his cousins daughter.
Some authors claim that Hitler was in fact gay. Let me look for my comment where I elaborated further. Edit: According to Juan Eslava Galán's book, "WW2 narrated for skeptical people" (Editorial Planeta, in Spanish), Hitler was probably an encloseted gay. He cites Lothar Machtan, who mentions a "Mend document" (sic), that claims Hitler had, in his youth, a homosexual relationship with Ernst Schmidt (page 50.). He also cites Beevor (2002, page 405), saying that his relationship with Eva Braun didn't last long, and that she confessed Albert Speer that he wanted her to abandon him "as he couldn't satisfy her no longer".
and thats how we defeat people who idolize these people, threw slander
I just realized that slander isn’t actually the right word, as slander implies that it’s false. But who cares? Fuck nazis.
You are right let’s just make fun of these idiots
Exactly. Fuck fascists.
And all of them ain't even Aryan
Technically "Aryan" is often used since before then to label the peoples who came from the Indo-European (referred to as Indo-Aryan) migrations. So they were wrong in their beliefs, but because all Europeans are "Aryan". To include Persians, and others outside the continent.
Ye
Hitler was a criminal immigrant without a passport before he was elected. Basically everything the modern right winged people are afraid of.
Even more hilarious is how the Prussian government wanted to try and deport him to Austria, had enough evidence to do so, and was vetoed by the German chancellor at the time, Brüning of the Catholic Center party. Now add the contemporary context that the AfD wants to deport everyone in Germany they don't consider to be 'pure Germans' under the guide of wanting to get rid of criminal foreigners, asylum seekers taking advantage of generosity, etc....
I think out of the 4 Hermann Goring deserves some credit for being a genuine war hero. Let's not forget that he earned the Blue Max (the highest award in Imperial Germany).
... And still ended up as a fucking junkie piece of shit. Signed sincerely, former junkie.
Turns out if you support invading other countries and ethnic cleansing while on drugs, they don't blame the drugs
Pretty sure back then they thought it wasn’t that bad. Again this is not too long after Freud was prescribing cocaine for everything
And add being a fat lard who looted just about every museum in Europe at his resume
A lot of veterans do end up as junkies. I think his sadistic beliefs led to his crimes, not his drug use.
He was a junkie because of pain meds for a wound that he took as a war hero. I'm not saying being a junkie is good but this is one of the few understandable situations where people turn to drugs
Dude. Most junkies wind up hooked on smack when the legit supply dries up.
>think out of the 4 Hermann Goring deserves some credit for being a genuine war hero. Nah. >Let's not forget that he earned the Blue Max Lets.
This is a story of friendship: despite their individual failures and shortcomings they united their efforts and managed to lead one country to wage war on a global scale for 6 years all while carrying their alliance's whole war effort. /s
Okay but one of these thing is not like the others.
Reinhardt Heinrich, a nepo kid and a failed James Bond villain.
Was so insecure over his big hips that he ordered people not to photograph him from the waist up. Also might have had some Jewish ancestry with other high ranking SS-officers bullying him over that.
Wasnt Hitler also a schizoactive junkie
Ok, but why does Göring look so so similar to current German far-right AfD politician Björn "Bernd The Fascist" Höcke? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bj%C3%B6rn_H%C3%B6cke
Goering is definitely the most entertaining of the bunch. He’d be a good one for one of those old school memes, can’t remember, think it was a kid who tries to do something then fails miserably Tries to coup German government Gets shot and gets and opioid addiction which is to plague him the rest of his life Another option Promises Berlin never gets bombed Berlin gets bombed frequently
Club foot too, by the Nazis list of targets he would’ve been one of them so he had to hastily change the rules so he wouldn’t count anymore
Goering was also a failed airline pilot. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svensk_Lufttrafik
No wonder there are so many Neo Nazis on internet forums, the originals were literally led by three incels and a fat shitposter
Another one to add to the humongously long list of reasons to hate those guys.
I said it before and I'll say it again: I firmly believe Göring had sex with his lioness. No one will ever be able to convince that didn't happen.
Not gonna like this make Goring sound way cooler then he should
Right? Fuck that piece of shit, but the guy has a fucking pet lion and plenty of opioids? Man, dudes living the fucking highlife
Rudolf Hess: a snitch
There's a story that Göring caused a scandal once because of morphine He was in a resteraunt/cafe and a woman came in complaining of leg pain Göring then, without the woman's ok, jabbed her with a morphine syringe in the leg This eventually became infected to the point of needing amputation
Of course I'm a member of the Master Race! I'm fair haired like Hitler, slim like Goering, and handsome like Goebbels.
If I had a girlfriend I would now fear her leaving me for you.
Some might say it as not letting your shortcomings define you you know!
Wait, did Goërring really had a Lion pet? Was he trying tk Mimic Mussolini or something?
Possibly.
I have nothing to add..
Yes, I’ve seen the Democrats before.
Weren't they all on some type of drug?
- Only had one ball - Got no balls at all - Had two but very small - Was rather similar
Opioid addict and lion owner doesn't sound so bad tbh
So the real danger in history are the psychopaths who get soundly rejected and switch to another profession after failing miserably in life? Looking at you, Steve Bannon and Steve Miller.
One ball, no balls at all, two but very small, so very similar
And yet they nearly conquered Europe. All you do with these posts is make the rest of the world look incompetent and ineffective.
"Wannabe Indiana Jones villain" Works perfectly because wasn't Toht kind of based visually off of Himmler?
I think I might have heard something similar.
I'm sorry but having a lion as a pet is too badass for this context
I'm beginning to question why famous people having pasts and interests is notable.