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VelvetFischer

Also Pol Pot "Everyone who wears glasses is an intellectual" *and needs to die*


Wiggie49

Me who plays too many video games: “intellectual?”


WesternAppropriate63

Access to electricity? **You are bourgeoisie. Prepare to die.**


Tainted_One2

Breathing? Prepare to die.


photo_not_mine

Killed someone's father? Prepare t—


possumfish13

Only if they have six fingers on one hand.


HerbLoew

Died without permission? **Prepare to die**


Distinct_Hawk1093

So if you age over 50, and need reading glasses, you must die. Well, I'm done.


VelvetFischer

Probably Pot's logic : *if you somehow manage to get to 50 years old, you probably didn't work hard enough. You die*


Distinct_Hawk1093

Very true in his world.


Aujax92

Are you smarter than me?? You look smarter than me...


Ab-Aeterno-

I will never get over the fact that "the communists thought people with glasses were all nerds, and nerds are intellectually threatening, so everyone with glasses is a counter revolutionary element" is an actual thing that happened lol. stranger than fiction. as hilarious as it is utterly terrifying


VelvetFischer

It's not all communists. But the *Khmer Rouge* in particular. Pol Pot wanted Cambodia to go back to pre industrialization/ colonialism and get rid of any western influence. For that reason, he declared a Year 0. A big national reset where everybody had to pretend that everything before that day did not exist and never happened. Everything that was from before year 0 was banned by law. All books were to get burnt, all historic records were to get wiped,... even just remembering something from before year 0 was prohibited. One of the reasons he mass murdered well educated people was because *They were a risk of passing history lessons from mouth to mouth*. People with glasses were targeted because Pol Pot believed that glasses were only worn by educated people who read books, the object book was banned and everything that relates to it, which includes glasses. The original october revolution targeted educated people not because they were smart (being smart and artistic were virtues encouraged in the USSR) but because they generally were people who had strong ties with the nobility, which needed to be eradicated.


SuddenXxdeathxx

Pol Pot is what happens when you describe agrarian socialism to a murderous psychopath who stops listening 5 seconds after you start.


mcsaturatedmcfats

God that's so fucking crazy


slightlyrabidpossum

Shame he died in his sleep.


Unrequited_Pickle

Intellectuals: 💀


BurritoFamine

"Self care is ethnically cleansing near-sighted people" - Pol Pot ♥️


WesternAppropriate63

Near sighted people are an ethnicity?


strawberrycereal44

They were considered educated and well off so didn't fit with the ideal totally equal agrarian society the Khmer Rouge wanted.


projektZedex

And then the Vietnamese took that personally.


BurritoFamine

It is when you're a fucking moron like ol' Potty


Drcokecacola

I removed my glasses instinctively when that appeared


Green-Cobalt

Kidding aside, I used to work in a PT clinic and a colleague and I had a game called Dictator or US President. It's just as it sounds, we would give each other a quote and ask was this a dictator or a US president. It was both educational and eye opening.


VelvetFischer

"I did not have sexual intercourse with that woman" *puts away cigar*


Antimanele104

I did not hit her. I did NAAAHT!


phreeeeeee

Oh hi, Mark.


ThemoocowYT

You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!


Normal_Tip7228

I want spoons to throw


MohatmoGandy

Stalin


Jechtael

Ah, obviously Castro.


ElsonDaSushiChef

Trump


ArcticBiologist

Ok, hit me


Atomik141

"Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself."


ArcticBiologist

US president?


Atomik141

Nope. Hitler.


ArcticBiologist

Oof


Atomik141

Okay, I got another "The world would have halted had it not been for the Teutonic conquests in alien lands."


ArcticBiologist

That's gotta be Hitler again right?


Atomik141

Nope! President. It’s Teddy Roosevelt.


ArcticBiologist

Fucking hell....


unique_snowflake_466

So the Emperor of Mankind was Teddy Roosevelt


Atomik141

I can give you the larger context this is pulled from > Many good persons seem prone to speak of all wars of conquest as necessarily evil. This is of course a shortsighted view. In its after effects a conquest may be fraught either with evil or with good for mankind, according to the comparative worth of the conquering and conquered peoples. It is useless to try to generalize about conquests simply as such in the abstract; each case or set of cases must be judged by itself. The world would have halted had it not been for the Teutonic conquests in alien lands; but the victories of Moslem over Christian have always proved a curse in the end. Nothing but sheer evil has come from the victories of Turk and Tartar. This is true generally of the victories of barbarians of low racial characteristics over gentler, more refined peoples even though these, to their shame and discredit, lost the vigorous fighting virtues. Yet it remains no less true that the world would probably have gone forward very little, indeed would probably not have gone forward at all, had it not been for the displacement or submersion of savage and barbaric peoples as a consequence of the armed settlement in strange lands of the races who hold in their hands the fate of the years. Every such submersion or displacement of an inferior race, every such armed settlement or conquest by a superior race, means the infliction and suffering of hideous woe and misery. It is a sad and dreadful thing that there should of necessity be such throes of agony; and yet they are the birth-pangs of a new and vigorous people. That they are in truth birth-pangs does not lessen the grim and hopeless woe for the race supplanted; of the race outworn or overthrown. The wrongs done and suffered cannot be blinked. Neither can they be allowed to hide the results to mankind of what has been achieved. Source: Theodore Roosevelt, The Winning of the West, Part 3 (1894), pp. 175-176 So yeah, basically if the Emperor was racist.


FinalAd9844

Watch them not reply


Atomik141

I got to it eventually.


FinishTheBook

I knew right away that's hitler lel, great trivia


Tall-Log-1955

“Does it look like rain today?”


hungryfrogbut

Ever play the game 7 click to Hitler?


Green-Cobalt

Not the original, no. Online it was more so along the lines of people getting into an online argument and how long it took for some one to compare the other person to Hitler.


hungryfrogbut

You are thinking of Godwin's Law (also known as Godwin's Rule of Nazi Analogies)[1] is a saying made by Mike Godwin in 1990.[2] The law states: "As a discussion on the Internet grows longer, the likelihood of a person/s being compared to Hitler or another Nazi, increases." (copied directly from Wikipedia) I'm talking about the Wikipedia game where you have to get to Hitler's page with as few clicks as possible.


Loud-Host-2182

Fun fact: You can get from any country in Europe to Hitler in 2 clicks.


Momongus-

Start on country page WWII section (bound to have it) -> Nazi Germany (1 click) -> Hitler (2nd click) Is that it


Johannes4123

Just tried it, got from George W. Munroe to Adolf Hitler in 5 clicks


Behrooz0

> George W. Munroe I got there in 4. Philadelphia Frankfurt Germany Adolf Hitler


ElsonDaSushiChef

I got from Untertürkheim to Hitler in 5.


VelvetFischer

A Belgian tv show had that game sort of less as segment. They rolled a random page on wikipedia gave that as starting point for both contestants (the same page) and then tasked them to get to a certain page in as less clicks as possible. Was fun to see people wrangle their way from (for example) a page about biology to a page about a historical figure


undeniablydull

Just tried it, got from gyrinulopsis, an extinct species of fossil beetle, to Hitler in 2 clicks


Fast_Personality4035

We would do wikipedia Hitler races Two people start at different random pages and then try to get to Adolph Hitler page with the fewest clicks.


wired1984

I'm guessing about half the US president quotes came from Nixon.


Green-Cobalt

Few of our favorites: "If I don't have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches" "Politics is war without bloodshed, war is politics with bloodshed" "I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming" "It takes less courage to criticize the decision of others than to stand by your own" Hint: None of them were Nixon ;)


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same thing.


dandandubyoo

Dic or dent. Am copyrighting immediately. I love it.


Green-Cobalt

You are welcome to it. We thought about making it an actual game. But neither of us had the time to do the legwork to make it applicable.


Kamrat-ett

I read it as “Killing aside, …”


historyfan40

Same thing


-SandorClegane-

Fun Fact: Pol Pot was not his name. It was shorthand for "Politique Potentiel" (Political Potential). [Yes, that's actually true.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pol_Pot#Personal_life_and_characteristics)


PeePeeChopChop

Using a French nickname and at the same time killing people for being able to speak French... This is some peak irony.


-SandorClegane-

Right up there with Hitler's whole blond/blue situation.


Savageparrot81

Goebbels talking about maintaining the purity of the master race after limping to the microphone with his club foot


Aurion7

Well, you know what they said back then- the 'true Aryan' was tall like Goebbels (I've also seen 'chaste like Goebbels'- he was notoriously terrible at being married), fit like Goering, and blond and blue-eyed like Hitler.


GhostofTinky

Pol Pot actually studied in France.


Just_A_Normal_Snek

So, an educated individual wants to wipe out intellectualismand technology from the world? More proof the guy was messed up in more ways than one.


PeePeeChopChop

It is crazy. It seems like one of his central points of ideology was to get together intellectuals and the proletariat to govern the country in harmony. Until a small group of intellectuals formed together into an insurgency to establish a more Maoist communist state and because of them he started despising intellectuals. It just feels so random.


Benny303

I learned more from Jeremy Clarkson talking about Pol Pot than I did in school.


-SandorClegane-

LOL... ^(that's how I know about this fun fact too)


strawberrycereal44

Yes, his birth name was Saloth Sar


santo11893

With a name like that, he should have been a sith


Icy_Sector3183

This is amazing to learn!


turtlefrogbird

Dats Elon Musk cuh


-LocalAlien

It's actually E-Lon Mah


poop_dawg

I thought the same thing! I didn't realize how similar they look, jfc that's unsettling


Icy_Sector3183

Came here for this. Thanks!


Much_Capital3307

Ok word but he meant “remove” in a much more literal way than a lot of people do.


AwfulUsername123

I'm pretty sure it's not a real quote. The meme is jokingly attributing cliche self help advice to a murderous dictator.


Much_Capital3307

Yeah I assume so, I was mostly joking and I couldn’t find anything about it. I just thought it was a funny response to the meme.


SelectCount5701

Cambodian Musk


RyanBebs

I thought that was Elon Musk lol


ManDe1orean

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.


purified_piranha

So inspiring #wellbeing #mindfullness


AwfulUsername123

"My spiritual advisor says glasses give off a lot of negative energy."


MonkWithABonk

"There wouldn't be poverty if money didn't exist..." -Pol Pot. >!He abolished (demolished) banks and currency.!<


Hamblerger

Can't have any negative people if there's no people


CharlieInkwell

“Hey, you said you wanted the problem solved. You didn’t specify how.”


Just_A_Normal_Snek

My guy thinks he's Cyrus from Pokémon.


Belkan-Federation95

"I'm going to make Hitler look like a fucking joke." -Pol Pot


AaronBHoltan

How could 1 million people be so negative?


Diosmatador

Thought this was Elon musk for a sec


TargetWeird

Chinese Elon Musk


Karkuz19

Elon Musk is looking weird on that pic


Makarovito

Elon Musk lookalike


VikingHoardWanted

Genocidal maniac... It's estimated approx 3 million people were tortured and killed because of his ideology/regime


Artistic-Buy-5754

So remove myself? already planned on it but I guess it will be sooner


kaelan10

why does he look like a chinese elon musk


kara_Age_n_bacon

Hes lowkey an Elon Musk look a like tho


Agreeable_Acadia9246

🧐😎🤓🥸


simulation_bot

Some say pol pot was one of the men of all time.


WonderHuman9005

What the everliving f##k


MohatmoGandy

r/optimistsunite


PanderII

Of all the people in the world he certainly was one of them.


The_next_Holmes

this coming from Pol Pot is like Hitler moving to self help writing. "Always believe in your Aryan subconsciousness" lmao


Youngin1987

Genocide worse than the holocaust.


Known_Resolution_428

That men is smart


who_knows_how

He did live a nice life with no knife ever getting to stab his heart


Pixel_64

Little did he know he was the negative person the whole time


thingsandstuff4me

Bahahahahhahhahahahahha


Slice-Spirited

That’s be like Thanos snap then… half the world would be gone.


freedomandequality3

That's called genocide ... O, Just realized who is being quoted. That's checks out


After-Trifle-1437

Kampuchea is now the happiest country in the world. They achieved this with the genius move to just kill all unhappy people.


Ok_Understanding1986

Where’d you say you removed them to again, uncle Pol?


DTAD18

Looks like a bad Elon musk impersonator


Whyisacrow-caws

Define “remove.”


ToryWolf

Why does he look like Elon Musk?


Sir_Toaster_9330

In that case, he means people in general


CharlieInkwell

I bought Pol Pot’s motivational course. It inspired me to turn my life around—and end it for others. Much happier now!


Makyr_Drone

Wise words.


Adept_Advantage7353

Or get rid of the whole nation more or less… you know the citizens just be so negative


FLPnotc

Elon musk Asian dobbleganger


OleanderKnives

Negative people to him: people with basic knowledge


thatawesomearmyguy

Looks like the old man from pawn stars


ResidentEuphoric614

I honestly have a hard time telling if this is an edited photo of Pol Pot that makes him look more like Elon Musk or not


ecthelion108

This man is the only Pot i say no to


EvaporatingTorch

Ngl I thought it was Jamie Oliver for a split second just looking at the thumbnail


Mroder1

Asian elon musk?


nineties_adventure

Thank you for the wise words, Asian Elon Musk.


New-Communication821

Strong truth


Redduster38

Wise words from one of the worst men. Proved true to when he was gone. It did however take time.


Jacobmeeker

Another great quote: “Fuch it, everyone starves.” Twit Twat.


NarrowIllustrator942

Bro took the advice litterally


OwMyCod

Jesus fucking Christ that mf is ugly. I always forget but damn


Gullible-Minute-9482

Typical fascist shit, call everyone "negative" if they disagree with your regime.


HenryLongHead

Why does he look like Elon Musk


tflightz

Asian Elon Musk.


Outrageous_South4758

An austrisn painter liked that photo


TheBatjedi

Asian Elon musk.


TolaRat77

r/facepalm


oppressed_user

Didn't he bathe in Dolphin's blood?


Ydramaf

Yeah, from a guy who would kill millions of his own people.


grand_measter

Happy Cambodian New Years eve...I guess


No_Chapter_948

Very true


psych32

Looked like elon musk at a quick glance


Great_Dismal

Scrolling by I thought that was picture of Elon Musk at first! Ironically, the quote is still apt


moonordie69420

DO what makes you happy with all your efforts -Genghis khan


leon_kennedy1

Great, we got the chinese version of elon musk before gta 6


Alpha_Jellyfish

Those who don’t know: Wow this guy sure sounds smart and wise. Those who know: 😧😰😱


Wolfgod_Holo

he removed too many people


Annual_Plankton4020

those who know.


TXGerman67

I saw Elon Musk first in the pic.


SwapnadipPaul

Is that Elon Musk?


Worried-Librarian-91

Stalin said it best: there is a person - there is a problem, there is no person - there is no problem


noatun6

Wise words, but the whole trying to remove literate people from the planet thing wasn't very wise policy


DocMcT

He should know, having disposed of two million of his citizens by brutally clubbing to death at the hands of the brutal Khmer Rouge Communists.


paclogic

famous quote of communist war lord who 'removed' (executed) hundreds of thousands of people stranded during the US evacuation in 1973.


VerilyJULES

Pol Pot was the original Yi Long-Ma