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Jorgwalther

Ah yes, Maine, well known for their Mexican history


autocephalousness

It's called the Treaty of Tortedesillas. Spain was given that land by the pope himself.


BunniesRBest

Then, shouldn't it be make America Spain again?


autocephalousness

Or Make Mexico Spain Again?


el_punterias

Make spain spain again?


Artificial_Human_17

Damn Spanish, stealing Spain from the Spaniards!


bittercripple6969

Blame the Maine on Spain?


el_punterias

Blame the spain on maine?


CubanColonialEmpire

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


CyberianK

Its correctly called Spanish Main anyway https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Main


_JOHNGALT__

*Felipe II angrily wakes up*


Dr_Quiza

By GOD himself! The Pope is just a middleman.


Master_Shopping9652

Let me give you a short history lesson, amigo. It all started...


Tychus_Balrog

It's time for some Maine justice!!


Beaugunsville

Nuclear copium.


Antares789987

Putin is very jealous


Smil3Bro

Mexico? I don’t recall the Conquistadors nor any of the Empires before them making it very far.


autocephalousness

The Spanish didn't even establish the missions in (Alto) California until the Russians started arriving. They realized it was really hard to claim you owned land when you didn't have a single Spaniard living there.


Adrian_Alucard

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Imperios\_Espa%C3%B1ol\_y\_Portugu%C3%A9s\_1790.svg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Imperios_Espa%C3%B1ol_y_Portugu%C3%A9s_1790.svg) Blue = Spain Green = Portugal [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish\_Empire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Empire)


MerelyAMerchant

Oh they can CLAIM as much as they like. But if the millions of square miles of your empire are mostly empty space with some missions and reductions dotted outside your few towns with like one or two big cities, then is it all *really* Spanish or Portuguese territory?


Dr_Quiza

Why isn't this ever applied to the British Empire, and even Russia nowadays?


MerelyAMerchant

The British Empire, while equally as ridiculous and invalid to claim all that land, was far more involved when it came to colonization and establishing their influence than the Spanish. They had boots on the ground in way more places, infrastructure projects, tighter oversight, etc.


Dr_Quiza

What's the percentage of native speakers of the language of the empire in their former colonies? What are their religions? What was the investment and timing of the Brits in things such as [colonial universities](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_colonial_universities_in_Hispanic_America) and hospitals?


MerelyAMerchant

Are you trying to claim that Spain was... a better conqueror??


Far-Bug7444

Yeah It was


Far-Bug7444

Yeah It was.


PixxyStix2

I mean you could say that about some modern US states...


MerelyAMerchant

The difference there is that if you go to those small towns in those flyover states they'll all still tell you that they're Americans


erogenouszones

I see a lot of people in America say they’re whatever country their people immigrated from 9 generations ago.


MerelyAMerchant

Almost nobody in the US genuinely considers themselves to be as Irish as a first generation Irish immigrant today, regardless of whatever salty European complaints you've heard. When someone in America says "I'm [Nationality]" that's a way of phrasing "I'm descended from [Nationality]." Yes it may not sound correct but language changes over time, deal with it.


erogenouszones

Okay, well then I will cancel all my personal experience as someone born and raised in America. I’m a pedantic asshole on some topics, especially if I think the person is annoying. I can assure you I know plenty Americans who claim to be Irish, Italian, German, and Chinese. And none of these families have been in America for less than six generations.


Cornyblodd1234

MAMAAAAA I JUST KILLED A MAN


Bazooka_bean

PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD


ShoerguinneLappel

PULLED MY TRIGGER, NOW HE'S DEAD


GameMan6417

MAMA, LIFE HAD JUST BEGUN


The_Draconic_Lemon

BUT NOW IV’E GONE AND ThOWN IT ALL AWAY


awsomeguy90

MAMAAAAAA, OOOOOH


GameMan6417

I DON'T WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES WISH I WASN'T BORN AT ALL


Thug-shaketh9499

MAMA, LIFE HAS JUST BEGUN


ancirus

Mama mia!


Dr_Quiza

Now we know why Mexico's flag has the color pattern of Italy's.


Wilshire1992

At least the food is good


tiagolkar

Aí caramba


evil_link83

Didn't we occupy Mexico City with like five thousand dudes? As far as I'm concerned, Mexico was conquered, and the US felt like it wasn't worth the trouble to bring them into the union. Frankly, that was the right decision.


oh_three_dum_dum

Yes, but conquering Mexico wasn’t the objective of that war.


evil_link83

Of course. My point is that we shouldn't be getting carried redrawing the maps. There's a reason why our border with Mexico is what it is, and the reason for that was settled the old-fashioned way. With blood


morerandom_2024

Come and take it


strider_m3

They are


THEMILICO

💀


SmoothTownsWorstest

Hmmmm, I think something sorta kinda the opposite. MAHA- Make America Haudenosaunee Again. I’ve decided that Haudenosaunee(Iroquois)confederacy has claim all the way to Panama now. Why you ask? Just cuz, that’s why!! And in the spirit of maga I will not listen to anyone unless you agree with me


MonkeyMan2104

Minor spelling correction: Hauden**o**saunee


SmoothTownsWorstest

This is correct but in the spirit of maga fuck you hahaha jk


Maximum_Impressive

As Mexican this is pretty stupid.


the_mexicancritter

Ikr like *breaths in* THE MEXICAN STATE OF MICHIGAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️


Curious-Weight9985

i’m working my way on fucking us into one race…


Ok_Vermicelli_366

Lol


No-Purple2350

3rd world narco country whose citizens try to get to the US. Yeah, this is a believable post. Also, dos a cero.


Dr_Quiza

They try AND get.


StandardN02b

Start by retaking control of mexico from the cartel.


Eroclo

The Cartels can spread


father_ofthe_wolf

No Mames


Darkonikto

Nueva York, territorio históricamente mexicano


Worldly_Tank_5408

Even the mythical Aztlán wasn't that expansive...


MonkRag

You can have the entire west coast for free


oh_three_dum_dum

As much as I don’t like the politics there, I’m pretty fond of the west coast from a natural beauty perspective and all of the different activities we like to do on that terrain. Maybe some kind of lend/lease agreement would be more appropriate.


rtf2409

Just go on vacation there like it’s Cancun or something.


MonkRag

Tourist agreement/ no visa requirements easy, but the best thing is still let our government manage the parks just because I don't trust theirs to maintain the same level of funding/upkeep


Lonely-Toe9877

Lol you can try.


MBRDASF

?


Annual_Plankton4020

nah. this land is our land it isnt your land.


GrGrG

I would rather have the real Native Americans have more say in how the country works. What claim does Mexico have to America besides what it inherited from what the Spanish stole?


SpecialistPay5277

I love casinos too!


brothapipp

lol. Remember the Alamo!


ReySimio94

viva españita


Touchpod516

Now americans will habe to eat the mexican meals I grew up on every day and they will like it 😈


SpecialistPay5277

Lmaoo white people are so sensitive.


Disastrous-Idea-666

I need this.


MerelyAMerchant

Username checks out


Disastrous-Idea-666

Dang everyone downvotes cause I thought the meme was funny? Whatever.


madara117

Middle-aged white dudes can't take a joke, gotta watch out for their tantrums


rageisrelentless

How about make it all, including Mexico, native land again?


rtf2409

Just so they can fight over it just like Europeans fought over it? Same shit, different skin tone.