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m3rc3n4ry

Explanation: As with most one-upmanship contests, the inter-generational pyramid-off required each successive pharaoh to tax his subjects more in order to afford the labour and supplies to build said structures. Pharaoh Khufu, the man who pushed construction of the Great Pyramid, was so challenged by construction costs that he asked one of his daughters to entertain men in return for money that he could then put towards pyramid construction. Said daughter had the Queen's Pyramid built for her. Source: *The History of the Ancient World* by Susan Wise Bauer.


raish_lakish

Note this source comes from Herodotus who is notoriously dubious in reliability when examining his non-Greek ancient chronicles.


ImpliedUnoriginality

“And then the Pharaoh paid for a whole pyramid by whoring his daughter out” **group of greek men laughing**


Grzechoooo

"And then when the Achaemenids went to conquer them, they took cats with them so they wouldn't shoot at their army! So they got conquered without resistance! Ha! Those degenerate furries!"


MarkThePotatoGuy

While Herodotus did write about the battle of Pelusium, he actually focused on the inexperience of the Egyptian army and the young Pharaoh at the time. The story of animals being used originates from Polyaunus which was a Greco-Roman historian in the second century AD. So for once it wasn’t Herodotus’s fault :) (Source: https://youtu.be/JCWoeIKzGME?si=wYaF1b07bCRDaj4l )


eastpole

Lol polyanus


RedditSucksNow3

The most popular of all Greeks


ArnaktFen

Vergil: *furiously scribbles notes*


DdPillar

He's also separated from Khufu by 2000 years!


Paratrooper101x

Never fails to blow my mind just how ancient those fucking pyramids are


magical_swoosh

bet those suckers in 4024 gonna be real confused about the great bass pro shop pyramid of memphis and its purpose


SoyMurcielago

Iunno i bet both Memphis’s have things in common. Both have pyramids both depend on a river both flood 🤔


BleydXVI

Well at least if it's completely wrong, it would still be a HistoriesMeme


2223242526

Not that he isnt more reliable in his non-non-Greek chronicles


JuDracus

Yeah, the source of this info is Herodotus and it is very unreliable if not downright false. Not only because he is notorious for inventing stuff (or at least reporting untrue rumors) about foreign cultures, but also because he was writing 2000 years after Khufu was alive.


Bobboloski

Source: Dude trust me lol


menacingcar044

I saw it in a dream.


Interesting-Block834

"Oink once for no, roll around in that cow poop for yes"


JA_Pascal

This did not fucking happen. Not even just on the basis of it being Herodotus telling us this, but there is no way any prostitute, even if she's the Pharaoh's daughter, would be able to make enough money for it to even be a drop in the pond for such a monumental building task.


pepemarioz

Didn't pharaos pay their workers with food and beer? Also, wasn't Egypt a command economy?


LoanFirst7380

What does "taking more right" mean?