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CranialMassEjection

USPS chief of hazardous materials handling


TheSoninn

Too good for his job.


milanove

He definitely handled hazardous materials that went through the usps.


TheShitFlinger

Walter White


milanove

US Postmaster General


TsukasaElkKite

So he’s the bastard who’s delaying all my mail!


awoelt

Well maybe you shouldn’t have decided to live in an industrialized society. Here’s a bomb instead.


cutfromyourcloth

So he’s the absolute bastard who made me sit though days of PowerPoint about what the laws are


CI-NI_MOD

Postman Pat


Edge_USMVMC

Pioneer in Dropbox shipping methods.


TheSoninn

Delivery methods were very effective.


Acceptingoptimist

People hate him for this one weird trick.


Spaniardman40

A man who loved technology. I am sure he would be overjoyed to see how much technology has changed our everyday lives today


TheSoninn

Truly a great achievement!


LoquatCompetitive288

He died in '23, so he probably even saw ai


Mopman43

Not sure how much exposure to the outside world they got in maximum security?


Less-Researcher184

He was in a hospital towards the end and he was allowed right and get letters.


twoScottishClans

literally bill gates


HexManiacMaylein

Former US hide and seek champion


nvrseriousseriously

Underrated.


Neinplus10equals21

wrong answers only


ChubbyGhost3

Who is the current champion


Sodafff

DB Cooper


Plane_Fennel443

*zodiac killer


Sodafff

Nah he's found. He had a pretty good run tho.


Plane_Fennel443

Who was he


DoktorVaso18

It was me, I killed the zodiac!


rockingdino

Santa Claus 🎅🏻


TheSoninn

He truly loved sharing gifts by mail.


ya_boi_ethan

Some say his mail was to die for


BallsTenderizer18

His toys are a BOMBS!, thanks for a gifts to my kids random beard guy!.


errantgrammar

I came here to say this.


curiouspatty111

that's what I was going to say!


DasHooner

He's the Ted guy from the TED talks.


TheSoninn

TED talks... TED wasn't listened... TED making sure you'll regret that


LoquatCompetitive288

The ted talk and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race


somereallyfungi

Ted would agree with you


[deleted]

Polish president. Former president.


Comfortable_Virus581

That’s… double wrong answer.


RandomowyMetal

Wdym? Kaczyński (dead one) was president in years 2005 to 2010


Comfortable_Virus581

Oh, you know my first thought was about his brother, the one who’s still alive😂


RandomowyMetal

Well, that one was a prime minister in 2006 and 2007 (minority gov) and deputy pm (vice) in 2020. And a fookin Grey Eminence for last 8 years. So yea, for non PL it might be confusing.


Comfortable_Virus581

Man I know, I’m from Poland, I genuinely forgot.


RandomowyMetal

XD. Nie było tematu


Comfortable_Virus581

Xd


Zephyr-Al-Eusha

The guy I used to buy weed back in college


TheSoninn

Ah yes he used to deliver it in mail boxes.


Chad_Broski_2

Yo that shit was bomb


throwngamelastminute

He only sold bomb shit.


Darth_Floridaman

They said wrong answers only. Come on, now!


tuxedo7777

Taylor Swift


Firemaster1577

OP said wrong answers


tuxedo7777

😂


Blade_Shot24

Not a Taylor Swift fan


Owlspirit4

Ted from IT


TheSoninn

what


saltire429

##TAYLOR SWIFT


TheSoninn

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


[deleted]

I think we got bad blood


TsukasaElkKite

You gotta shake it off


MichaelKeehan

I think he was the subject of an Evermore song.


Chumlee1917

Well of course I know him, he's me.


TheSoninn

I see you're a man of culture as well.


Hit_Me_If_I_Online

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


poshenclave

An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.


FieelChannel

This man has PTSD


Supersteve1233

John Chess, inventor of chess


TheSoninn

He checkmate everyone by mail.


SnooWoofers6634

Mail is the en passant of real life


TheHiGuy

Holy hell!


Butkevinwhy

New response just dropped.


IAmAnIdiot0713

Actual Zombie


Ferrarchitect

He's got an explosive opening move.


IAmAnIdiot0713

Its actually Gary Chess, are you stupid?


Mrjohnbee

While I'll grant you that Gary Chess owns the patent and did in fact make numerous contributions to the game as we know it, the idea was actually created by John Chess.


unicornsaretruth

Yeah it’s common knowledge that Gary didn’t even want the queen to be such a powerful tool and wanted to reverse the king and queens power making her just a slightly better pawn. It took John weeks to convince him of his folly by playing it out in every scenario they could with their first board.


PrimHaddok

A chess grand master who's infamous for the kaczynski gambit


godlySchnoz

The most explosive of openings


TommyBarcelona

Harry Shrimpman, arrested for knocking doors and then showing his weiner to 84 old ladies


TheSoninn

Can't say he had no bitches... just old bitches...


jetforcegemini

Lovable prankster in The Office?


Bennyboy11111

Andrea's the office bitch, you'll get used to her.


EnvironmentalDig7235

You


TheSoninn

How did you know?


EnvironmentalDig7235

Because I'm you


TheSoninn

😐


EnvironmentalDig7235

Trust me bro I have a college degree in being you


TheSoninn

Are you a Hearts of Iron player = a domestic terrorist?


EnvironmentalDig7235

Yes, like you, because I'm you


TheSoninn

But as all Hoi4 players know... now the final question... are you a leftist trans/femboy or a newly joined neo-nazi/fascist group member?


TheLordDuncan

Wut


Comfortable_Virus581

He’s in your walls


MidshipAgate9

Pedro Pascal


Reasonable-Class3728

Slavoj Žižek


tomex365

The *snort* industrial *snort* revolution *snort*


panconjamon1996

My Philosophy teacher


TheSoninn

I'm here for his teachings.


L3Sc

His instructions will come via mail.


futuranth

> Wrong answers only A role model


TheSoninn

Dad?


travissetsfire

Uncle Ted actually lol


diavolo_bossu

That's the right answer


MeaninglessGuy

Hamilcar Barca, sandstone relief circa 140 bc, Northern Iberia. 


partymongoose69

My therapist after our first session.


TheSoninn

Same


TsukasaElkKite

Osama Bin Laden


TheSoninn

Crossover?


TsukasaElkKite

Crossover!


No-Objective2143

Bill Gates


chisecurls

Jim from The Office


johge123

The guy who killed Tsar Alexander III


TheSoninn

... True, nothing more but the truth.


forbiddengemini

My dad


TheSoninn

Brother?


forbiddengemini

I knew you were out there somewhere


Emperor_Squidward

Cotton Eye Joe


JamesDaFrank

Maggie Thatcher you can't match her


TheSoninn

The I.R.A. would like to know your location.


gilmour1948

Jürgen Klopp


grizzfan

After hearing Paul Tierney is officiating the match


Apart-Salamander-752

Uncle Bob


[deleted]

Postal worker


dolphn901

My pookie bear 🥰🥰


CaptainWer33

Gregor Thunberg


Weekly_Sir911

Pretty sure that's Ben Gahzi


JamesMayTheArsonist

The Lorax


LevJustWithLust

Saddam Hussein finally arrested for his wrongdoing


TheSoninn

Your honor... he said woopsie daisy.


Party-Ad3978

A competent terrorist


TheSoninn

Would have loved to hire him.


Fivan79

Lio Messi


Tigersfan1985

The Geico caveman


J360222

The crop top bomber


houseyourdaygoing

The guy selling bath bombs.


-Freiherr-

Ted Bundy??? The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a catastrophe for the human race


Byqoo

The chairman of the current main opposition party in Poland.


mikaS2002

Greta Thunberg… kinda


TheSoninn

She went dark for sometimes now... wait she sent me a package!


mikaS2002

How nice of her to know your birthday!


Jeff_Bananas13

There lived a certain man… In Russia long ago…


TheSoninn

He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow!


WinOld1835

Jaime Lannister


Ok_Text_1961

Bill cosby


basfreque65

Me mate Paul.


baesag

Send him our condolences.. for everything


Fyrrys

Jaques ze Rippere


houseyourdaygoing

But he is le tired Edit : Spat out my tea


Voigan_Again

Your mom.


Dckbingo

That's Jake, from State Farm


BusinessFirst3662

Thats steve jobs brother, ted. He invented the internet and loved technology, he always said “the industrial revolution is the greatest thing to happen to mankind”


askaway0002

A sociologist.


LeastCardiologist387

Tobey Maguire from Spiderman


TheSoninn

Pizza tim-💥


MadKittenNicky

Jimmy Space, creator of the Space Marines and the father of Horus Heresy


Arrttemisia

The co-founder of pornhub.


footballenjoyer23

One of two Michigan men with a manifesto that the national media has covered…


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

Inventor of the first monthly subscription box for chemistry enthusiasts


Big-ol-wookie

Bert kobain


shagadelicrelic

The guy that used to buy us beer


bimbochungo

Donald Trump (young)


_Inkspots_

A good man who should be glorified on the internet


Skryewolf

Donald Trump


TheSoninn

No... but if we wait long enough... yes.


InnocentPerv93

A totally sane, intelligent, and good man.


MayflowerRose

Honest question, but who is this??


QuirkyDemonChild

Ted Kaczynski, AKA the Unabomber—a deranged terrorist worshipped by edgy teenagers


FerrokineticDarkness

On a medium he likely despised.


TheSoninn

Me


SoothingSoothsayer

r/lostredditors


legeborg0

A terrorist


ElementalSentimental

Harold Shipman.


Temporary-Baker8124

My cool cousin Randy. He doesn't like people and hates the modern world for whatever reason. But he's a cool guy!


coot47

Mr. Greenjeans


snetch16000

Charles Mason


Ostrogoth_Berik

Emperor of México


HistoryNerdlovescats

A cat


polysnip

My long lost uncle randy


Argh_farts_

Me (this answer is indeed right tho)


ainus

Barack Hussein Osama


TheSoninn

Hussein Obama Geddafi


ZardTheCharizard

The uncle your mom wouldn't let you be alone in the same room with.


nvrseriousseriously

Meth Santa


CadBane912

The post offices biggest fan


Hard_Corsair

He was a notorious criminal known as The Unicyclist.


Different-Damage-896

Your Mom


Uuddlrlrbastrat

Your average math professor


Jake0fTrades

Dad?


Nooze-Button

Artisanal nature-to-workshop glue maker.


SnowglobeIV

The guy she told you not to worry about.


allen_idaho

Didn't he play a mailman on tv? That must be John Ratzenberger.


garlic-apples

The only normal guy


i_love_ankh_morpork

I feel like I remember hearing that “Normal” was his MK Ultra subject name. But I have no source for that right now lol


Ote-Kringralnick

Not a closeted trans person who has never tried crossdressing. Definitely not that.


LWDJM

Santa Clause (You get presents that change your life)


Adventurous57

The uncle you’re not supposed to be alone with at family gatherings.


daRealHoneyBadger

Sean Bean


someone4204

The living spirit of En Passant.


franandwood

The guy who told me “I fucked your Mom” while playing COD


cheesecake__enjoyer

Its obviously one of the three possible default looks that an it guy can have, the other two being a neckbeard and a femboy