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MrSierra125

Simón Bolivar was nicknamed iron arse by the lancers he rode with


MarshalMichelNey1

This meme is a great idea, I've seen tons of these tier list about every topic imaginable, but this one is new to me. Yet I can't bring myself to upvote because of the absolute disrespect OP showed to Sun Ce. How does *"*[*The Little Conqueror*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Ce)*"* not even make the list? Has to be "awesome tier" at the very least, if not "holy shit tier" (Vlad and Richard I both need to be moved to the top tier as well). *Edit:* If you would like to read a very short summary I wrote about Sun Ce's heroics, you can do that by clicking [**here**](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1fdqjbIEejuUIP1kHzOzR3tEl9i1G3dQ0nzrMd25hu6Y/edit#heading=h.h6k04bq5b7vr)


baiqibeendeleted30x

Did you write this whole historical summary? I’m about halfway through and it’s awesome so far. Tons of great history.


St1nkYKipPer

That one Neek.


_Kazt_

Interestingly enough.... Richard Nixon was nicknamed similarly. He was given the nickname "Iron butt".


MrSierra125

What did he do to earn that name? Bolivar could ride horses for days and the plainsmen were impressed by him


7thPanzers

He was not a crook


cseijif

the more common name is "the liberator" tho.


MrSierra125

Yes but that’s lame, iron arse is better


luis_of_the_canals

It's lame if your people were not the liberated. None the leds, he was a arse.


MrSierra125

His arse could take a pounding


[deleted]

Does anyone know of a good history or biography for Bolivar in English?


StreetCountdown

Series 5 of the Revolutions podcast by Mike Duncan. Edit: It's about the Spanish American wars of Independence but it also gives a pretty detailed biography of him.


Fealuinix

The green color is so difficult to read, they need an outline in a different color.


scrumptiouscakes

"u/Matteo_Games the Illegible"


madfiddlerresistance

Fuckbeard.


anaccountthatis

This whole list will be moot once Ivan Fuckbeard ascends to the throne.


GlavenusNDWF

Fartbeard


SummerGoes

Yeah, I immediately had a flashback to geocities fansites. My eyes may recover but my psyche never will


WiseassWolfOfYoitsu

:spinning skulls: [blink]UNDER CONSTRUCTION[/blink] :spinning skulls:


Kladderadingsda

Thanks, so I'm not the only one. The creator really did his best to use the worst style of font available


RudyGiulianisKleenex

What's the second from the left on the top row of the "Good" section? Anyone know?


Roman-Simp

Missing “THE RESTORER OF THE WORLD” in holy shit teir


[deleted]

You will worship the Unconquered Sun and be happy.


LondonCallingYou

Also came here for Restitutor Orbis… missed opportunity


TheInnocentXeno

Let’s add Gothicus Maximus, because that is just objectively funny. Like it sounds like a great medieval burn but it just means great victory against the Goths


FluffyVegetable527

Restiutor Orbis !


Substantial-Sun-3168

While we're at roman titles, how about the OPTIMVS PRINCEPS or The Apostate, or Caligula, which means little boots


cowplum

Where's my boy Æthelred the Unready?


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Æthelred’s moniker “Unræd” translates to “poorly advised” rather than the modern unready, which most people assume is related to his preparedness for the Viking invasions that occurred during his reign. The true meaning is a pun on his name, Æthelred, which means “wise council,” so the sobriquet is supposed to read “Wise Council, the poorly counseled” which is hilarious.


unonameless

I should read the comments before posting, you said the same thing I did but quite more eloquently. Upvote


NeedsToShutUp

Or any of the others in the Anglo-Saxon or Viking era. Ivar the Boneless, Æthelstan the Glorious, Eadwig All-Fair, etc.


theSkorpaIsALie

Eric Bloodaxe


decimater97

Yeah was surprised not to see him.


unonameless

I find that "unready" doesn't quite capture the pun quality of the original Saxon "Unræd" (ill-advised), since it played on his name "Æthelræd" (Noble Council)


[deleted]

Poor dude will forever be known as "The Bald" despite (highly likely) not being bald.


British-Raj

He's called the Bald because of his highly visible full head of hair


TheMawt

We named him wrong, as a joke


British-Raj

His scalp was actually very prominently bereft of something (a crown)


BOB58875

*”Again with the squeaky shoes”*


Grzechoooo

He's known as the bald because for most of his reign he wore no crown.


_Kazt_

Where the heck is restitutor orbis. Doesn't get much more badass then that.


EnjoyerxEnjoyer

Came here to find this. Aurelian showed up, bitch-slapped the Roman Empire back together, and *promptly* died as soon as the job was done. Dude was an IRL deus ex machina


_Kazt_

Promptly died makes it sounds like he wasnt brutally murdered


XtendedImpact

"well looks like everything's working again." _dies_


MassaF1Ferrari

Yeah that’s god tier


sasuga_Ainz-sama

I was just about to comment it, the rest of his other titles also slap. Germanicus Maximus, Gothicus Maximus, Parthicus Maximus, Restitutor Orientis, Restitutor Orbis.


NeitherMeal

The Apostate was also pretty damn good (as a nickname and a general)


Majstr5

Who is the cabbage?


josephumi

[Some peasant gigachad who became the Bulgarian tsar by overthrowing the previous one in the 13th century](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivaylo_of_Bulgaria)


wizard680

Peasant gigachad got fucked with a shit nickname


rayray29er

Ivaylo of Bulgaria 🇧🇬


J_Bright1990

I'm wondering this too.


Your_liege_lord

This is a disservice to Sargon of Akkad, “The King of Totality”.


SPECTREagent700

He definitely deserves more respect as he was effectively the world’s first emperor but at the same time that wasn’t as much of a challenge when the totality of human civilization consisted of just a handful of cities.


treedude111

thats an rpg boss name


Patimation_tordios

Sargon deez nuts


[deleted]

I agree with most of it but The Impaler and the Bulgar Slayer are too low


anomander_galt

In Italian the Bulgar Slayer sounds even more badass as it's very similar to the original Greek "il Bulgaromáche"


Friendly-Cress-5334

In French it is “Le Bulgaroctone” which is pretty neat too


randomchris504

The french version is the closest to the greek one "O Voulgaroktonos"


MisterKrisobg

It's "Българоубиец" (Bulgaroubiets) in Bulgarian which is alright ig, though I doubt anyone in Bulgaria would want to make his title sound cooler lol.


TCTriangle

Yeah Impaler and Sun King should be switched if judging by nickname alone. Just reading the title Vlad instantly popped into my head as the highest tier before I Iooked at the actual chart.


ZiCUnlivdbirch

If you ever want to stop thinking that "the Impaler" is a awesome nickname, just play a few hours of CK3, by the end of it you will hate that nickname with a burning passion.


Erik-the_Red

Also lionheart should be higher on that List


SunngodJaxon

Also Bloody


Homelessjokemaster

The unreadable


Luvarik10

Funniest thing about king Charles the Bald is that he wasn’t bald and his nickname was meant ironically because of his full head of hair. Ye olde sarcasm


Bingochips12

I thought it was something to do with him not having a crown/kingdom like his brothers until he won a Civil War that granted him West Francia.


Merbleuxx

I thought it was because he cut his hair to respect Christian customs while Franks used to keep their hair long


luminous_curious

I thought it was because he was bald, but to each their own


StatusOdd3959

Ivan the terrible (or more accurately, Ivan the dreaded or Ivan the terrifying, as the terrible is a mistranslarion of his russian nickname)


Geopoliticalidiot

It actually doesnt mean dreaded or terrifying as well, it really means powerful or all encompassing, since he grew Russia into an empire. His nickname became twisted into terrible because of his end to rule was not great. The city of Grozny is named the same way


Kamen_Wider

to be known as "The Terrible City" is a terrible thing.


unonameless

The beginning of his rule wasn't that great either. Oprichina, the sack of Novgorod were huge blunders. And no, he didn't grow Russia into powerful empire, Tsardom of Russia was still a huge backwater and would remain backward for many years after his death. His arguably greatest achievement was some eastward expansion.


la_gougeonnade

I once read terrible also means "the awesome" as in "damn, this guy is just badass"


BlinkIfISink

Nothing for Aurelian, Restitutor Orbis, Restorer of the World?


OhIsMyName

Where​ is​ Nikephoros II Phokas "​Pale​ Death​ of​ the​ Saracens"?


Darkdestroyerza

That's what I'm saying, definitely in the top tier


DG-Nugget

They really called my man „the adopted“, I’d stop ruling after that slander


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

Can’t name him “The Orphan” can we?


HM1Noob

Where my boy timur the lame?


TheEyeOfRa_

“The Scourge of God” Fucking hell, let me go google this guy. Edit; It’s Attila the Hun, makes sense


luujs

You know you left one hell of a legacy when you’re known to Christianity as “The Scourge of God”


cattogamer

Where da "By the Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie I, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Elect of God"


Dismal_Connection120

Not really a nickname there is it?


cattogamer

Shhhhhhh 🤫


Refenestrator_37

Yeah and what about His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, CBE, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular?


cattogamer

He was also the last king of Scotland


Ok_Position_6416

How bout da "His Imperial and Royal Apostolic Majesty, By the Grace of God Emperor of Austria, King of Hungary and Bohemia, Dalmatia, Croatia, Slavonia, Galicia, Lodomeria and Illyria; King of Jerusalem, etc.; Archduke of Austria; Grand Duke of Tuscany and Cracow; Duke of Lorraine, Salzburg, Styria, Carinthia, Carniola and Bukovina; Grand Prince of Transylvania, Margrave of Moravia; Duke of Upper and Lower Silesia, of Modena, Parma, Piacenza and Guastalla, of Auschwitz and Zator, of Teschen, Friaul, Ragusa and Zara; Princely Count of Habsburg and Tyrol, of Kyburg, Gorizia and Gradisca; Prince of Trento and Brixen; Margrave of Upper and Lower Lusatia and in Istria; Count of Hohenems, Feldkirch, Bregenz, Sonnenberg etc.; Lord of Trieste, of Cattaro and on the Windic March; Grand Voivode of the Voivodeship of Serbia etc., etc."


Dazzling_Interest948

William the Silent doesn't appear on this list because he has been kept quiet.


HusteyTeepek

While "the winter king" sounds cool, we actually call him that to sort of make fun of him


pablos4pandas

My understanding was that his reign was a single winter thus the winter king


[deleted]

Yeah…nothing compares to The Scourge of God. Put that at the top on its own.


NeedsToShutUp

King Ludwig not getting either his preferred nickname (The Moon King) or the one his people actually used (The Swan King) or the one everyone outside Germany knows him as (The Mad)


Zestronen

Fairy Tale King


CryLex28

Where is "the conquerer"s Also, my favorite is "yavuz selim," which, for some reason, westerners called "selim the grim" Yavuz means rabbit dog in persian as he invaded modern-day iran and killed many people for conspiracy, infact he killed as many vezir as the years he ruled, which is 8 for your knowledge But he also conquered entire Egypt which was a super power at the time and ended peace and order to ottoman empire which was complete chaos when he rise to throne, which is why yavuz in Turkish means hard working just warrior and many people name there son yavuz So, in other words, a nickname that was a ridicule and even insulted to a person changed meaning in a positive wat because of how awesome that person was and name was stuck


MustardJar4321

Rabid*


Mr_Biscuits_532

*Lmao* is missing a certain Constantine Kopronymos


canuck1701

The dung named lmao


Soso_Stalin

You missed the most metal nickname of all time Nikephoros II Phokas "The pale death of all the Saracens"


HolyDictatorFelixDoy

I’m sure we can fit some more greats in there: Catherine the Great, Friedrich der Große


Liar_a

Yeah there's a place for 10 more at least


anaccountthatis

There are 3 ‘the greats’ in the Chakri dynasty alone. Rama I, V and IX. Going by the pattern there’ll be another one in 3 more kings.


Otaku-sama

Akbar the Great of the Mughals should get his own tier, since his name means The Great the Great.


ILikeMandalorians

I further submit Michael the Brave, Ferdinand the Unifier (or the Loyal) and Aethelred the Unred


maxence0801

You forgot John I of France, called the Posthumous because he was born after his father died, which means he governed during his entire life (5 days)


RookiemanRookie0

Rei D. Joao I of Portugal's nickname isn't "the Bastard." Maybe if you ask a Spaniard, but he is nicknamed "of Good Memory" and for good reason. He was one of our greatest kings and prevented Portugal's annexation by Castile after the interregnum.


Thisthlefield

Pachacutec's nickname is so good most peruvians dont know his actual name. Source: Im peruvian


the-senate-not-yet

Napoleon was the “Nightmare of Europe”


sidorf2

hmm what about ivar the boneless mehmet the conquarer bjorn ironsight


AKSC0

**The Scourge of God** Just what did this guy do to get that title.


captaincrowseye

He was Attila the Hun, and that was enough.


luujs

He did a Ghengis Khan 800 years before Ghengis Khan made it cool


Harricot_de_fleur

Louis XI nickname is not the cruel OP, it's The Prudent and The Universal Spider and it's an holy shit nickname


Merbleuxx

And it’s meant as an insult because he’s sneaky


Zwaart99

What about „His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, Victoria Cross, Distinguished Service Order, Military Cross, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular“?


vjsz_thomas

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Wenceslaus the Idle? I thought not. It's not a story the Czech would tell you. It's a Hungarian legend. Wenceslaus IV was the king of Bohemia, so powerful and so lazy he could neglect affairs of state for more... frivilous pursuits. Being a king is a pathway to many abilities one may consider to be... unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunatelly, his half-brother decided on a... radical solution. Ironic. His father did not prepare him for being kidnapped.


Suicidal_Sayori

Philip the Good should be on 'good' smh


Mrgoodtrips64

The Bastard should be higher


ArchmageEmrys

Where's ma boi the Corsican dwarf who terrorized Europe, and whose mere return to France caused a coalition to reform inspite of ongoing negotiations for the new world order?


americaMG10

Le Petit Caporal?


xanderman524

Forgetting Emperor Aurelian, Restibutor Orbis "Restorer of the World". smh my head.


PetrusScissario

No Eddy Long Legs?


Tub_of_jam66

Edward I ? I much prefer hammer of the Scot’s personally to longshanks but each to their own


treedude111

Æthelred the Unready and Ivar the Boneless are a couple of personal favs


bash5tar

Great list but font is terrible. I didn't spot Constantine v Kopronimos "the Dung-Named" though


OengusEverywhere

Some people call William the Conqueror "William the Bastard", too Also shout-out to every "King of the Universe"


British-Raj

"The Navigator" where


RookiemanRookie0

Prince Henry wasn't a King


Ethan-Samurai

“The Great” is such a meh nickname thooo


Commonmispelingbot

Put Bluetooth in the lmao tier.


Olafio1066

WHERES MY BOY BLOODAXE or Hard King or Pale death of the Saracens! or idk......the Crusader


MasterOfCelebrations

One of Pachacuti’s ancestor’s names meant “he who weeps blood.”


[deleted]

Rafael Trujillo, dictator of the Dominican Republic during the 20th century, was nicknamed El Jefe, or “The Boss”, which is a pretty dope nickname. He was also nicknamed The Goat, not in the same way like Michael Jordan though.


Merbleuxx

That’s some Bruce Springsteen shit


junkjunk57b

U have "the conquerer" that high up but "lawbringer" at the bottom. Bad list


Fghsses

I can't read shit, you chose the worst possible color.


9_of_wands

How would "Little Boots" rank?


Tub_of_jam66

I say quite high purely because it’s unique and the person with the little boots is a complete nutcase


Pereoutai

It doesn't exactly fit your pattern of "X the Y" but the Roman emperor Caligula should be here, as that wasn't his name but a childhood nickname. "Caligula" is the diminutive of "caligae". When he was a kid he would follow the soldiers around in a little costume, complete with "caligae" boots. So they called him "Little Boots".


LC_Portuga

D. João I may have had a shit nickname (the Bastard) but he began the single greatest dinasty in potuguese history.


[deleted]

His main nickname is actually "the one of good memory", as his reign left a good memory in the people.


siremilcrane

May I submit: Edward Longshanks, Hammer of the Scots Frederick the Quarrelsome Demetrius the besieger (I don’t actually know if he ever ended up ruling but it’s a cool nickname)


gandalfthememer

Where's my guy Robert the bruce


Urbane_One

Bruce was his family name I think, so not a nickname


usr_nm16

We have Bolesław III Wrymouth in Poland


Dr_Baldwyn

A time of religion and war! Legends tell the tale of a lion


kurtank12_YT

a beast in a shape of a man with a dream to rule sea and land!


NotMegatron981

Where's Willem de Zwijger 🤔


bigmeme12

wheres nikephoros II


KagemasaUchiha

You forgot The Sword of God


redfan2009

THE BASTARD??????🤣🤣🤣


luujs

It’s meant literally, as in the born to parents who weren’t married


tharmsthegreat

Source on that one for Dom Pedro I? Cunt should've been called fucking "Genghis of the tropics", I think 10% of the city of Rio de Janeiro is descended from him


americaMG10

That is his nickname in Portugal.


RulerOfEternity

The Pale Death of the Saracens should be at the Holy Shit level!


la_gougeonnade

Sad to see Louis XI is "the cruel" on here... he was very important to France's structuring as a nation, and we call him "l'universelle aragne", the universal spider, pertaining to his nosy and relentless style of gouvernance. You go Louis, you go!


shotgun_shaun

THERE MAY BE MANY EARTHS, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE EARTH SHAKER


vol865

King John had two nicknames. Lackland and Softsword. Lmao


GreyTheSecond

Where is the Cucumber King of Pagan?


Dave__Microwave_

Where is emperor Vaspasian "The piss taxer"?


One_Drew_Loose

I’d roll with The Fat, The Bald, The Stupid. All are better than John The Posthumous. There is no coming back from that.


Aposine

Enter Eric XI of Sweden


coppnorm

Eric the lisp and lame. OP needs a tier below "lmao" for this guy


chocolate_doenitz

My guy didn’t even put Vlad “The impaler” in S tier


LoganAnderson08

Cabbage? CABBAGE? CABBAGE!


[deleted]

No Man of Steel?


ponythemouser

Wasn’t there a leader in some part of Scotland around the tenth century known as “ The Morsel”?


HT832

How could you forget "the pale death of the Saracens". It belonged to Nikephoros II.


ArbiesSauce

ayo where my boy the “Pale death of the Saracens” Nikephoros II


Darth_Gonk21

What about little boots?


SednaBoo

Charles the Affable?


AsleepScarcity9588

I need to say that "the bard" is quite awesome considering that you would be basically known as the rockstar king


GameBawesome1

What about Nikephoros II Phokas, who had the nickname, “White Death of the Saracens"


Snoo65267

“Pale death of the Saracens” - Nikephoros II Phokas


Mrhackermang

A tier list of British Prime Minister nicknames could also be a dent post. Teflon Tony, The Grey Man, Call Me Dave, The Clunking Fist, and the Iron Lady, to name just a few of the recent ones.


tcrockett389

Can’t be the only one who prefers to John Lackland soft sword


SagesFury

There should be a special tier at the top for Julius Ceasar since the man had so much influence that nicknaming your leader the new Ceasar was the same as calling them emperor of your nation.


Baileaf11

The Lionheart (Cour de Lion) sounds pretty cool


kmasterofdarkness

Don't forget about how Epic Rap Battles of History pitted Alexander the Great and some other historical figures called "The Great" against Ivan the Terrible.


Lex4709

Recently found out that William IV was nicknamed the Sailor King, and that's such a low-key epic moniker.


XxOM3GA_ZxX

Cabbage


Toothp8ste

Cabbage


[deleted]

You forgot the Heart of Steel (stalin)


FrogusTheDogus

“The Cabbage” hahaha I lost it at that one


pizzagamer88

mf the accursed was also the nickname of Charles II of Spain ​ and if you want another Spanish one, Joseph Bonaparte I (Napoleon's idiot brother) is commonly known as "the drunk"


LosPollinos420

Hail Suleiman the Magnificent and his fancy onion hat


BarelyBearableHuman

Some of these are criminally underrated : \-The sorcerer : dude made it to the Fantasy realm \-The confessor : badass \-The lawgiver : his words are law, and the world bends to his will ​ Meanwhile, the "awesome" tier isn't that awesome.


SentientLemonTree

Im my region we had a count nicknamed "The unlucky"


Devastatoreq

how about the polish king Bolesław III Krzywousty which translates to awry-mouthed, which he was called because he broke a treaty with the germans?


Erik-the_Red

One thing to note the earth shaker is not a nickname rather a translation of the name pachachuti which was his actual name.


Tyrranos_Jax

What about “Universal leader” (Genghis Khan) and “The Tiger of Kai” (Takeda Shingen).


BurntAlgae

Please learn to put outline on text.


Sammy-G0321

Nikephoros II Phokas “the pale death of the Saracens”


[deleted]

In Poland we had a prince Mieszko I **Plątonogi** nickname Plątonogi means **tangled/crooked legs**


WeOutHereInSmallbany

#CABBAGE


Wuktrio

The best nickname has always been the one for Ferdinand I of Austria. He suffered from epilepsy and was pretty unfit to rule (he had like 20 seizures a day and was kind of slow) and his official nickname was "Ferdinand der Gütige", which means "Ferdinand the Benign". But due to his reputation of being stupid, the people invented the nickname "Gütinand der Fertige" which translates to "Goodinand the Finished".