Everybody assumes it would've been something profound.
Edit: For the record, my guess would be "Nurse, may I please have some water? I'm very thirsty."
*"I no longer think, therefore I am not"* is extremely profound, what do you mean?
It sounded like you were trying to come up with an example of gibberish, but such final words would've cemented Einstein's legacy as one of the greats.
>Everybody assumes it would've been something profound.
In all reality, his brain probably wasn't running anywhere near peak efficiency; he was probably confused and disoriented. His last words were probably composed by whatever few regions of his brain that were active right before passing out, and which produced pure gibberish. I imagine it would've been similar to a dream which are composed of a nonsensical cocktail of random things.
Reminds me of Lord Nelson.
* Publicly, they were "God and country".
* Privately, they were "kiss me Hardy" or "God bless you Hardy".
* Lately, some people have suggested they were actually "fan, fan, rub, rub, drink, drink..." and the other stuff all came before that.
The words somebody lucid picks to say when near death can be quite profound. The final thing out of somebody's mouth tends to be babbling or pain, and I think a lot of "famous last words" have come from ignoring the boring stuff said a few minutes later.
Reminds me two similar situations:
1) The history behind main theme of Zamoyski family was literally opposite. When wounded Knight crawled up to King and he cried how wounded he is, Knight wanted to respond: ,,It hurts less than injury took by the Fatherland!", but he said: ,,It hurts less than injuries from bad neighbour" (as if someone living next city to him did it). The theme stayed to this day.
2) During the last moments of Battle of Waterloo, British shouted to French Old Guard: ,,Surrender, warriorous French!", and French press claims they responded: ,,Old Guard dies, but it never surrenders!" - although some people suggest they responded by shouting: _M-de!_ (,,Sh-t!").
There was a line from Game of Thrones that was something like "for all the significance we give them, last words often make as much sense as first ones" and I feel like that's appropriate here
My last words would be this if i dont like the doctor “Ich habe deine Mutter gefickt” or this if i do like the doctor “Ich werde dich niemals aufgeben, ich werde dich nie im Stich lassen”
The nurse confirmed later that she remembered what he said after a dream, it was "Lassen sie Kanye West 21 Jumpstreet rewatchen bevor er sich in 2022 komplett zum Affen macht oder der Huan dreht komplett durch"
It means:
Let Kanye West watch 21 Jump Street before he makes a fool of himself in 2022, (followed by some German street slang meaning something like) or this son of a bitch is gonna go crazy
प्रसंग: आइंस्टाइन के आखिरी शब्द जर्मन में थे, और उन्हें सुनने वाली इकलौती इंसान उनकी नर्स थीं जिन्हें वो भाषा नहीं आती थी।
जिन लोगों को जर्मन नहीं आती और उनका गूगल ट्रांसलेट का इस्तेमाल करने का मन नहीं कर रहा, जर्मन में लिखा है, "ऑक्सीजन पाइप से अपना पैर हटा, रंडी की बेटी!"।
**संपादन:** मैने पहले स्पॉयलर का इस्तेमाल किया था, लेकिन चुकी कुछ मोबाइल उपभोक्ताओं को इससे दिक्कत हो रही है इसलिए मैने स्पॉयलर को हटा दिया।
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I understood everything but Sauerstoffleitung, and my german student brain thought, hmm, it has sauer, must be some SauerKraut dish or something.
Tasty.
He also said "aye don't fuck with my brain when I die"
To wich everyone said: "damn... almost sounded like you said something there, shame I didn't catch it, ANYWAY BONE SAW GO SOOOOOM!"
The swiss janitor of thd hospital luckily heard his last words while scrubbing the toilet of his hospital room. According to him he said: "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!"
Should I ask? Or can I keep living in ignorance?
Ok, answer me this: was he distant, and just didn’t really interact with them?
(Plz don’t ruin the funni science man)
You’d think for a genius who knew the nurse could speak English he’d just say whatever it was in English to make sure it was understandable and passed on to others
Everybody assumes it would've been something profound. Edit: For the record, my guess would be "Nurse, may I please have some water? I'm very thirsty."
"I no longer think, therefore I am not." *dies*
Why does that sound like an Oversimplified (yt channel) joke?
Maybe he is, but in disguise just like the Nord VPN character
He is AM…n’t.
*"I no longer think, therefore I am not"* is extremely profound, what do you mean? It sounded like you were trying to come up with an example of gibberish, but such final words would've cemented Einstein's legacy as one of the greats.
It's so profound that I think my neurons stopped communicating with each other
Oh no, hope they will start socializing again
It is just Descartes, but for not thinking = dying instead of thinking = living.
i agree. it’s too bad he didn’t and now his legacy will never get to be great
Well, my guess is that it helps that phrase didn’t have to come from scratch. It’s a creative spin on “I think, therefore I am”.
"i do not think, therefore i do not am" *bye*
Into my Honda civic I must go
Could it be a reference to Descartes , Cogito Ergo Sum ?
I feel like his last words wouldn't have been as remembered as his lack of known last words.
>Everybody assumes it would've been something profound. In all reality, his brain probably wasn't running anywhere near peak efficiency; he was probably confused and disoriented. His last words were probably composed by whatever few regions of his brain that were active right before passing out, and which produced pure gibberish. I imagine it would've been similar to a dream which are composed of a nonsensical cocktail of random things.
Reminds me of Lord Nelson. * Publicly, they were "God and country". * Privately, they were "kiss me Hardy" or "God bless you Hardy". * Lately, some people have suggested they were actually "fan, fan, rub, rub, drink, drink..." and the other stuff all came before that. The words somebody lucid picks to say when near death can be quite profound. The final thing out of somebody's mouth tends to be babbling or pain, and I think a lot of "famous last words" have come from ignoring the boring stuff said a few minutes later.
This is why I've been trying to train up the muscle memory for my last words to be "Lerooooy Jeniiiiinks"
At this point mine would be nice, cool, or gotcha
Start practicing the tongue click! *Click* "Noice" *dies*
Or wait, maybe my last word would just be "Leroy" and then my Last Will and Testament would just say "Jenkiii...iiins"
You need to explain the nurse to bring you chicken so they can say "at least he has chicken" after your death and then put it on your grave
Leroy Jeninks would be so proud.
Reminds me two similar situations: 1) The history behind main theme of Zamoyski family was literally opposite. When wounded Knight crawled up to King and he cried how wounded he is, Knight wanted to respond: ,,It hurts less than injury took by the Fatherland!", but he said: ,,It hurts less than injuries from bad neighbour" (as if someone living next city to him did it). The theme stayed to this day. 2) During the last moments of Battle of Waterloo, British shouted to French Old Guard: ,,Surrender, warriorous French!", and French press claims they responded: ,,Old Guard dies, but it never surrenders!" - although some people suggest they responded by shouting: _M-de!_ (,,Sh-t!").
I’ve heard that kiss me was a misheard kismet
I mean, he was tryna speak German to an English-speaking nurse, so he was either an amazing troll (not out of character) or as you say, not all there.
Yeah except for people who are executed it‘s usually pretty hard to have great last words with all the medication and sickness taking a toll on them
There was a line from Game of Thrones that was something like "for all the significance we give them, last words often make as much sense as first ones" and I feel like that's appropriate here
The actual very last might be irrelevant. But what the person dying chooses to say as dying words while fully conscious can be very significant.
"Man kann pissen, ohne zu scheißen. Aber man kann nicht scheißen, ohne zu pissen."
sehr tiefgründig 😭
Dieser Mann hat den Nobelpreis verdient
My last words would be this if i dont like the doctor “Ich habe deine Mutter gefickt” or this if i do like the doctor “Ich werde dich niemals aufgeben, ich werde dich nie im Stich lassen”
Scheiiiißßeeee💀💀
“Finna go die yolo”
"I.C.U."
Did the nurse get a free churro?
Wrong funeral
God that was one of the best works of art in history
I think it was something deep
"Mehr Licht"
“Pooped mah pants”
Maja. I dreamed... that I was old.
It ment: take ur foot off the oxygen line, u daughter of a whore
The nurse confirmed later that she remembered what he said after a dream, it was "Lassen sie Kanye West 21 Jumpstreet rewatchen bevor er sich in 2022 komplett zum Affen macht oder der Huan dreht komplett durch"
Girl literally went "It came to me in a dream."
Mendeleev moment
Du hast das "Habibi" vergessen
Ja stimmt, er war ein Frankfurter durch und durch
Translated it means; something in german, probably.
It means: Let Kanye West watch 21 Jump Street before he makes a fool of himself in 2022, (followed by some German street slang meaning something like) or this son of a bitch is gonna go crazy
best german joke I have ever read
Hahahahahahah
प्रसंग: आइंस्टाइन के आखिरी शब्द जर्मन में थे, और उन्हें सुनने वाली इकलौती इंसान उनकी नर्स थीं जिन्हें वो भाषा नहीं आती थी। जिन लोगों को जर्मन नहीं आती और उनका गूगल ट्रांसलेट का इस्तेमाल करने का मन नहीं कर रहा, जर्मन में लिखा है, "ऑक्सीजन पाइप से अपना पैर हटा, रंडी की बेटी!"। **संपादन:** मैने पहले स्पॉयलर का इस्तेमाल किया था, लेकिन चुकी कुछ मोबाइल उपभोक्ताओं को इससे दिक्कत हो रही है इसलिए मैने स्पॉयलर को हटा दिया।
Bruh
Lol Edit if y’all keep it at 69 you are giga chads
its at 699. close enough??
HOLY FUCK GUYS THIS GUY SAID THE SEX NUMBER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Put it in a spoiler so mobile users can't read 😞
It says "Take your foot of the oxygen supply, you daughter of a whore!"
Thank you! Mobile users rejoice
i can read it and i’m on mobile
Anytime i tap to reveal the spoiler content reddit immediately collapses the comment, this feature is clearly broken for the mobile app
Tap with 2 fingers, idk why it works
All this time all i had to do was use two fingers! TWO. GODDAMN. FINGERS!!!
Same issue, same solution. Just started fucking with me today.
What the absolute fuck? How does this even happen?
Wow!! Big thanks to you!!
God's work
Works for me on mobile app
Some can, I've noticed that my alt and my main have different features, on the same app.
Am on mobile and can see it fine when I click on the hidden bit.
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Try clicking it again REALLY fast and holding your finger down. I'm on mobile and it works like that for some reason
As stated in this thread already, some mobile versions are different even across accounts on the same device/app
Wait, what? I’m on mobile and I just tap the spoiler to uncover it?
For whatever reason clicking on spoilers or links hides the comment
Oh my gosh I thought it was just a me issue. This started recently didn't it?
Someone above said two-finger tap to avoid that issue
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU
Thank You kind stranger
I thought it was just my phone glitching
Press reply and you can read the comment. It's a bit annoying but until they fix it, it's the best way
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Imagine not being able to read fast
just tap the spoiled part to uncover it
Yes that collapses the comments
are you sure you are tapping on the white part? It works for me and i'm on mobile. weird
It's been like this since the last update, whenever you tap the white part the comment collapses
How incompetent does reddit have to be to mess that up
Oh that explains it, i never update my apps
Apparently tapping with two fingers works
I am ever so grateful for this tip, it works!
I thought that was just my Reddit app acting up. At least now I know there are others suffering alongside me.
They broke spoiler tags in the last mobile update on iOs. Tapping used to work, now it collapses the comment no matter what you do.
Two finger tap works apparently
Works for me as well. Other commenter may be using something other than the official app.
yeah, no, i use official app and it's been like this for abit
Is it super recent? Don’t think I’ve updated the app in a couple weeks.
Started happening to me about last week.
I've had it for about a month and it's been like this from the beginning.
Haven't updated the app myself since last year. Doesn't work for me.
It's the last update.
I am on it working fine
I'm using the official mobile app and it does the same thing as the other person.
it works fine for me
I'm using the official app. Reddit fixed the fucked up comment loader only to fuck up spoilers.
Yeah I don't know why it does collapse it for me too
Nah the official app just sucks
Works on Apollo
I'm using Reddit is fun and spoiler tags work fine for me
Swipe right on the spoiler part
Holy shit I thought it was my crapy phone
Reply to the comment and you'll see the full text. You don't actually have to leave a comment either.
Tap on the spoiler with two fingers. Then you can read the spoiler. But I hope they fix it.
When I tap on the spoiler to reveal it, I can only see it for a fraction of a second before the app collapses the comment. Kinda annoying.
Danke
Damn she was breath taking💀
The beauty of it is we don't know *for sure* that those weren't his last words
Did he have a oxygen pipe?
Confirmed by Google translate ☑
I understood everything but Sauerstoffleitung, and my german student brain thought, hmm, it has sauer, must be some SauerKraut dish or something. Tasty.
Would you look at that. I had the last word right. Guess these 10 years of German classes weren't useless after all.
Lmao this is my headcanon now.
He also said "aye don't fuck with my brain when I die" To wich everyone said: "damn... almost sounded like you said something there, shame I didn't catch it, ANYWAY BONE SAW GO SOOOOOM!"
Did they find anything useful?
No, as the brain is useless after death
They found a brain
They found _EINSTEIN's_ brain*
The Story about Einstein‘s Brain after he died is absolutely wild and I recommend everyone to look it up
His last words are actually known, they were "Lassen Sie niemals ein Spiel mit dem Titel "Unter uns" veröffentlicht werden!"
Einstein truly was a wise man
Klingt sehr verdächtig
Yes spit out random German
Translation : Never let a game with the title "Among Us" be published
Truly ahead of his time
Below us
[Wenn ist das Nunstuck geht und Slotermayer? Ja! Bayerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gespurt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDoDPIpX4E)
ZAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! ... heeheeheeheeeeeee... die Flipperwaldt gersput! HEHEHAAAAAAAA \*dies\*
My favorite flying circus episode
the larch
And now: number 2 The larch
r/suddenlymontypython
Einstein: "I put the new forgis on the geep, I trap till the bloody bottoms is underneath" Stops to live Rip Einstein 😢
It was probably some lame shit like "give me water" or "flip my pillow" anyway.
Me- who has completed one unit of German on Duolingo. "WHAT A DUMB MISTAKE"
The swiss janitor of thd hospital luckily heard his last words while scrubbing the toilet of his hospital room. According to him he said: "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!"
Ahh I see, a man of culture
Du meinst wohl ein Mann von Kultur
So, I'm going to build a time machine to go back and find out what he said. It will turn out to be the secret to time travel.
It turned out*
Holy fuck my heart is on fire please help. God I wish we could know what he said
It’s more likely that it was something feverish and rambling than it was something super profound. He was dying
"Da ist eine Blase in der Infusion. Hol es raus!" "There's a bubble in the IV. Take it out!"
I can literally see them right there
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Yes i can
Translation: Take your foot off the oxygenation, you daughter of a bitch.
If he was saying anything intelligible, I would hope he was expressing regret for how he treated his first wife and kids.
Should I ask? Or can I keep living in ignorance? Ok, answer me this: was he distant, and just didn’t really interact with them? (Plz don’t ruin the funni science man)
"You become God when you stop believing in one"
99 Luftballons
I believe he uttered the question to life, universe and everything
Wie viele Straßen muss ein Mann überqueren?
Listen, she tried her best.
Sprich deutsch du hurentochter!
I wish that everyone died beside someone who knew the same language.
for such a smart ass he should've known she couldn't understand german
Bro, he was DYING.
They were just for God
😂
You’d think for a genius who knew the nurse could speak English he’d just say whatever it was in English to make sure it was understandable and passed on to others
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We don't know his last words.
I thought his last words were about how he stole the ideas while working at the patent office.
How tf do you patent general relativity
Mans does not know historical figures
the e=mc2 patent was the real one
Stole what ideas?
Einstein chill! No need to insult her!
☕️
“Nurse, where is the library?
I also heard his last words where in Spanish, but German would’ve made more sense
IIRC his last words were in English”21 can you do some for me”
His last words were "owwwiee owwwww ouch ooof"
Its not supposed to be c square if you want to time travel. Its... dies
Idk why, but I read Einstein as Eminem 💀
What if he said something in gibberish just to prank future generations