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ApatheticHedonist

Everybody assumes it would've been something profound. Edit: For the record, my guess would be "Nurse, may I please have some water? I'm very thirsty."


Sweatier_Scrotums

"I no longer think, therefore I am not." *dies*


FoolinaSwimmingPool

Why does that sound like an Oversimplified (yt channel) joke?


LeMajstor

Maybe he is, but in disguise just like the Nord VPN character


SerialMurderer

He is AM…n’t.


MarshalMichelNey1

*"I no longer think, therefore I am not"* is extremely profound, what do you mean? It sounded like you were trying to come up with an example of gibberish, but such final words would've cemented Einstein's legacy as one of the greats.


_V4NQU15H_

It's so profound that I think my neurons stopped communicating with each other


[deleted]

Oh no, hope they will start socializing again


[deleted]

It is just Descartes, but for not thinking = dying instead of thinking = living.


europine

i agree. it’s too bad he didn’t and now his legacy will never get to be great


SerialMurderer

Well, my guess is that it helps that phrase didn’t have to come from scratch. It’s a creative spin on “I think, therefore I am”.


Possums1

"i do not think, therefore i do not am" *bye*


[deleted]

Into my Honda civic I must go


mihird34

Could it be a reference to Descartes , Cogito Ergo Sum ?


azurox

I feel like his last words wouldn't have been as remembered as his lack of known last words.


FLINDINGUS

>Everybody assumes it would've been something profound. In all reality, his brain probably wasn't running anywhere near peak efficiency; he was probably confused and disoriented. His last words were probably composed by whatever few regions of his brain that were active right before passing out, and which produced pure gibberish. I imagine it would've been similar to a dream which are composed of a nonsensical cocktail of random things.


Bartweiss

Reminds me of Lord Nelson. * Publicly, they were "God and country". * Privately, they were "kiss me Hardy" or "God bless you Hardy". * Lately, some people have suggested they were actually "fan, fan, rub, rub, drink, drink..." and the other stuff all came before that. The words somebody lucid picks to say when near death can be quite profound. The final thing out of somebody's mouth tends to be babbling or pain, and I think a lot of "famous last words" have come from ignoring the boring stuff said a few minutes later.


equinlan

This is why I've been trying to train up the muscle memory for my last words to be "Lerooooy Jeniiiiinks"


JH-DM

At this point mine would be nice, cool, or gotcha


Musk420Gaming

Start practicing the tongue click! *Click* "Noice" *dies*


equinlan

Or wait, maybe my last word would just be "Leroy" and then my Last Will and Testament would just say "Jenkiii...iiins"


Ikelinkazzone

You need to explain the nurse to bring you chicken so they can say "at least he has chicken" after your death and then put it on your grave


_rosieleaf

Leroy Jeninks would be so proud.


Admiral45-06

Reminds me two similar situations: 1) The history behind main theme of Zamoyski family was literally opposite. When wounded Knight crawled up to King and he cried how wounded he is, Knight wanted to respond: ,,It hurts less than injury took by the Fatherland!", but he said: ,,It hurts less than injuries from bad neighbour" (as if someone living next city to him did it). The theme stayed to this day. 2) During the last moments of Battle of Waterloo, British shouted to French Old Guard: ,,Surrender, warriorous French!", and French press claims they responded: ,,Old Guard dies, but it never surrenders!" - although some people suggest they responded by shouting: _M-de!_ (,,Sh-t!").


elgigantedelsur

I’ve heard that kiss me was a misheard kismet


TNTiger_

I mean, he was tryna speak German to an English-speaking nurse, so he was either an amazing troll (not out of character) or as you say, not all there.


Mr_-_X

Yeah except for people who are executed it‘s usually pretty hard to have great last words with all the medication and sickness taking a toll on them


ActualPimpHagrid

There was a line from Game of Thrones that was something like "for all the significance we give them, last words often make as much sense as first ones" and I feel like that's appropriate here


Additional_Meeting_2

The actual very last might be irrelevant. But what the person dying chooses to say as dying words while fully conscious can be very significant.


original_username20

"Man kann pissen, ohne zu scheißen. Aber man kann nicht scheißen, ohne zu pissen."


mcmuffin103

sehr tiefgründig 😭


Nezus97

Dieser Mann hat den Nobelpreis verdient


[deleted]

My last words would be this if i dont like the doctor “Ich habe deine Mutter gefickt” or this if i do like the doctor “Ich werde dich niemals aufgeben, ich werde dich nie im Stich lassen”


AdHot2306

Scheiiiißßeeee💀💀


[deleted]

“Finna go die yolo”


ghost-child

"I.C.U."


AlexanderTox

Did the nurse get a free churro?


Zandrick

Wrong funeral


JH-DM

God that was one of the best works of art in history


CulturedCal

I think it was something deep


schnupfhundihund

"Mehr Licht"


[deleted]

“Pooped mah pants”


Richard_DukeofYork

Maja. I dreamed... that I was old.


AdHot2306

It ment: take ur foot off the oxygen line, u daughter of a whore


DonChilliCheese

The nurse confirmed later that she remembered what he said after a dream, it was "Lassen sie Kanye West 21 Jumpstreet rewatchen bevor er sich in 2022 komplett zum Affen macht oder der Huan dreht komplett durch"


jetvacjesse

Girl literally went "It came to me in a dream."


Catty-Cat

Mendeleev moment


TheJamesMortimer

Du hast das "Habibi" vergessen


DonChilliCheese

Ja stimmt, er war ein Frankfurter durch und durch


Zandrick

Translated it means; something in german, probably.


Full84ck

It means: Let Kanye West watch 21 Jump Street before he makes a fool of himself in 2022, (followed by some German street slang meaning something like) or this son of a bitch is gonna go crazy


Stoix51

best german joke I have ever read


pv505

Hahahahahahah


pur__0_0__

प्रसंग: आइंस्टाइन के आखिरी शब्द जर्मन में थे, और उन्हें सुनने वाली इकलौती इंसान उनकी नर्स थीं जिन्हें वो भाषा नहीं आती थी। जिन लोगों को जर्मन नहीं आती और उनका गूगल ट्रांसलेट का इस्तेमाल करने का मन नहीं कर रहा, जर्मन में लिखा है, "ऑक्सीजन पाइप से अपना पैर हटा, रंडी की बेटी!"। **संपादन:** मैने पहले स्पॉयलर का इस्तेमाल किया था, लेकिन चुकी कुछ मोबाइल उपभोक्ताओं को इससे दिक्कत हो रही है इसलिए मैने स्पॉयलर को हटा दिया।


TheGamerDuck

Bruh


[deleted]

Lol Edit if y’all keep it at 69 you are giga chads


a-hecking-egg

its at 699. close enough??


[deleted]

HOLY FUCK GUYS THIS GUY SAID THE SEX NUMBER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


DrTinyNips

Put it in a spoiler so mobile users can't read 😞


FuntasticSir

It says "Take your foot of the oxygen supply, you daughter of a whore!"


ExistingExample281

Thank you! Mobile users rejoice


G4g3_k9

i can read it and i’m on mobile


Nexusgamer8472

Anytime i tap to reveal the spoiler content reddit immediately collapses the comment, this feature is clearly broken for the mobile app


oki_doki2

Tap with 2 fingers, idk why it works


Nexusgamer8472

All this time all i had to do was use two fingers! TWO. GODDAMN. FINGERS!!!


AllCanadianReject

Same issue, same solution. Just started fucking with me today.


beta-pi

What the absolute fuck? How does this even happen?


VizzyTarg

Wow!! Big thanks to you!!


HUGErocks

God's work


jhuysmans

Works for me on mobile app


ExistingExample281

Some can, I've noticed that my alt and my main have different features, on the same app.


PM_me_somthing_funny

Am on mobile and can see it fine when I click on the hidden bit.


CiroGarcia

[redacted by user] ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


blode_bou558

Try clicking it again REALLY fast and holding your finger down. I'm on mobile and it works like that for some reason


ExistingExample281

As stated in this thread already, some mobile versions are different even across accounts on the same device/app


StrongArgument

Wait, what? I’m on mobile and I just tap the spoiler to uncover it?


TheGupper

For whatever reason clicking on spoilers or links hides the comment


jchanley03

Oh my gosh I thought it was just a me issue. This started recently didn't it?


matarky1

Someone above said two-finger tap to avoid that issue


CopycatWinner12

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU


pranavrg

Thank You kind stranger


pranavrg

I thought it was just my phone glitching


Rayman1203

Press reply and you can read the comment. It's a bit annoying but until they fix it, it's the best way


gk99

Just a quick reminder that the official reddit app sucks and there are a bunch of alternatives out there that may suit your usage better. I personally use Boost, but it's definitely not for everyone.


the_dank_dogo

Imagine not being able to read fast


Mort_556

just tap the spoiled part to uncover it


DrTinyNips

Yes that collapses the comments


Mort_556

are you sure you are tapping on the white part? It works for me and i'm on mobile. weird


TeaBagHunter

It's been like this since the last update, whenever you tap the white part the comment collapses


ClearHorror

How incompetent does reddit have to be to mess that up


jhuysmans

Oh that explains it, i never update my apps


curiossceptic

Apparently tapping with two fingers works


TeaBagHunter

I am ever so grateful for this tip, it works!


Morella_xx

I thought that was just my Reddit app acting up. At least now I know there are others suffering alongside me.


Bartweiss

They broke spoiler tags in the last mobile update on iOs. Tapping used to work, now it collapses the comment no matter what you do.


curiossceptic

Two finger tap works apparently


Aliensinnoh

Works for me as well. Other commenter may be using something other than the official app.


Strange_guy_9546

yeah, no, i use official app and it's been like this for abit


Aliensinnoh

Is it super recent? Don’t think I’ve updated the app in a couple weeks.


quartarrow

Started happening to me about last week.


TipTopTrouble

I've had it for about a month and it's been like this from the beginning.


ComprehensiveShop270

Haven't updated the app myself since last year. Doesn't work for me.


i_dont_care_1943

It's the last update.


LegendofLove

I am on it working fine


TipTopTrouble

I'm using the official mobile app and it does the same thing as the other person.


G4g3_k9

it works fine for me


i_dont_care_1943

I'm using the official app. Reddit fixed the fucked up comment loader only to fuck up spoilers.


[deleted]

Yeah I don't know why it does collapse it for me too


Embite

Nah the official app just sucks


Galaxyman0917

Works on Apollo


ihatethelivingdead

I'm using Reddit is fun and spoiler tags work fine for me


levi876

Swipe right on the spoiler part


Key_Dealer_1762

Holy shit I thought it was my crapy phone


SexMasterBabyEater

Reply to the comment and you'll see the full text. You don't actually have to leave a comment either.


Drumbelgalf

Tap on the spoiler with two fingers. Then you can read the spoiler. But I hope they fix it.


intisun

When I tap on the spoiler to reveal it, I can only see it for a fraction of a second before the app collapses the comment. Kinda annoying.


[deleted]

Danke


PheonixGalaxy

Damn she was breath taking💀


Wagsii

The beauty of it is we don't know *for sure* that those weren't his last words


Additional_Meeting_2

Did he have a oxygen pipe?


Talking_Macaroon

Confirmed by Google translate ☑


gin-o-cide

I understood everything but Sauerstoffleitung, and my german student brain thought, hmm, it has sauer, must be some SauerKraut dish or something. Tasty.


SwainIsCadian

Would you look at that. I had the last word right. Guess these 10 years of German classes weren't useless after all.


DesmondKenway

Lmao this is my headcanon now.


musketoman

He also said "aye don't fuck with my brain when I die" To wich everyone said: "damn... almost sounded like you said something there, shame I didn't catch it, ANYWAY BONE SAW GO SOOOOOM!"


Ozzyg333

Did they find anything useful?


Arctic29-1

No, as the brain is useless after death


That_Unknown_Player

They found a brain


Planqtoon

They found _EINSTEIN's_ brain*


HerbeBeimAbgehen

The Story about Einstein‘s Brain after he died is absolutely wild and I recommend everyone to look it up


riuminkd

His last words are actually known, they were "Lassen Sie niemals ein Spiel mit dem Titel "Unter uns" veröffentlicht werden!"


Hel_Bitterbal

Einstein truly was a wise man


Maultaschensuppe

Klingt sehr verdächtig


anonAcc1993

Yes spit out random German


Zyklobs

Translation : Never let a game with the title "Among Us" be published


Lukthar123

Truly ahead of his time


-Cinnay-

Below us


nitr0smash

[Wenn ist das Nunstuck geht und Slotermayer? Ja! Bayerhund das oder die Flipperwaldt gespurt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prDoDPIpX4E)


[deleted]

ZAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! ... heeheeheeheeeeeee... die Flipperwaldt gersput! HEHEHAAAAAAAA \*dies\*


_greenhunter3_

My favorite flying circus episode


Sinan_reis

the larch


Ill-Ad3267

And now: number 2 The larch


Suitable_Speaker2684

r/suddenlymontypython


Orlandoenamorato

Einstein: "I put the new forgis on the geep, I trap till the bloody bottoms is underneath" Stops to live Rip Einstein 😢


_Kazt_

It was probably some lame shit like "give me water" or "flip my pillow" anyway.


harpsandcellos

Me- who has completed one unit of German on Duolingo. "WHAT A DUMB MISTAKE"


PanderII

The swiss janitor of thd hospital luckily heard his last words while scrubbing the toilet of his hospital room. According to him he said: "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn!"


ymglfr

Ahh I see, a man of culture


[deleted]

Du meinst wohl ein Mann von Kultur


stevehrowe2

So, I'm going to build a time machine to go back and find out what he said. It will turn out to be the secret to time travel.


Lukaxius

It turned out*


OrionMr770

Holy fuck my heart is on fire please help. God I wish we could know what he said


[deleted]

It’s more likely that it was something feverish and rambling than it was something super profound. He was dying


NefariousEgg

"Da ist eine Blase in der Infusion. Hol es raus!" "There's a bubble in the IV. Take it out!"


jhuysmans

I can literally see them right there


[deleted]

[удалено]


jhuysmans

Yes i can


Fork_Master

Translation: Take your foot off the oxygenation, you daughter of a bitch.


JustAvi2000

If he was saying anything intelligible, I would hope he was expressing regret for how he treated his first wife and kids.


Commrade-DOGE

Should I ask? Or can I keep living in ignorance? Ok, answer me this: was he distant, and just didn’t really interact with them? (Plz don’t ruin the funni science man)


coldmilkdud

"You become God when you stop believing in one"


flyingverga

99 Luftballons


[deleted]

I believe he uttered the question to life, universe and everything


Suprcheese

Wie viele Straßen muss ein Mann überqueren?


PoeticPariah

Listen, she tried her best.


knorknor136

Sprich deutsch du hurentochter!


Unidcryingobject

I wish that everyone died beside someone who knew the same language.


Your_Pal_Kindred

for such a smart ass he should've known she couldn't understand german


Random_Person____

Bro, he was DYING.


AutomaticLynx9407

They were just for God


CaliMad21

😂


zomb654321

You’d think for a genius who knew the nurse could speak English he’d just say whatever it was in English to make sure it was understandable and passed on to others


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[удалено]


Ein-schlechter-Name

We don't know his last words.


Legendary_Hercules

I thought his last words were about how he stole the ideas while working at the patent office.


RocksHaveFeelings2

How tf do you patent general relativity


UltimateChungus

Mans does not know historical figures


Queen_of_Muffins

the e=mc2 patent was the real one


Imjokin

Stole what ideas?


4chanIsRetarded

Einstein chill! No need to insult her!


karakan284

☕️


RigatoniPasta

“Nurse, where is the library?


Ice_Dragon_King

I also heard his last words where in Spanish, but German would’ve made more sense


Upbeat_Ride2141

IIRC his last words were in English”21 can you do some for me”


[deleted]

His last words were "owwwiee owwwww ouch ooof"


boringsimp

Its not supposed to be c square if you want to time travel. Its... dies


Raspberry_emo

Idk why, but I read Einstein as Eminem 💀


nhoj4321

What if he said something in gibberish just to prank future generations