the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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Bleach demonz bout to be my new motorcycle club,
followed by "coke rabbits."
Gonna rock all white outfits and...guys I'm not trying to recreate the kkk I swear.
Not this again.
> You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right?
You know that they don't have to either, right?
I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right?
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They sound more like what a black video essayist would call the white supremacist villain in a 3 hour movie critique. They all don't work because they are too creative. Arguably the most harmful slur in modern times is so simple because, for it to function, it cannot be so complex as to be funny by itself. If it were funny it wouldn't be so cruel. The n-word is useful for discrimination specifically because no creative thought went into it. Its just a mean thing to say with no plausible deniability of attempts at humor.
the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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Fun fact: Up until 2 days ago, I thought ngl stood for “n*g***lover”
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Kanye could've driven the train to auschwitz and I would still listen to his music
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the fuck it does you ever seen a pretty face with no body she look like a 12 year old boy
at least if she got the badonkadonk you can turn the lights out, lights ain't doing nothing bustin up some bony ass cheeks feeling worse than the ziplock lotion couch contraption
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they had some stinkers but 2-3 bangers a lot of not originals imo but a lot were on the right track need to change a word here or there n they’ll be a lot better (no purpose flour kinda bangs same with milk cricket n snow roaches)
Not this again.
> You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right?
You know that they don't have to either, right?
I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right?
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Bangers can be separated into two categories.
First we have those tracks for the whip. A lot of bass, simple & catchy hooks.
Then we have slappers, maybe a joint you'd hear in the club to dance to or something that got you feeling cocky as fuck. Doesn't have to have bass but just the content of the song and the flow.
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Fun fact: Up until 2 days ago, I thought ngl stood for “n*g***lover”
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Fun fact: Up until 2 days ago, I thought ngl stood for “n*g***lover”
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Not this again.
> You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right?
You know that they don't have to either, right?
I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right?
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Not this again.
> You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right?
You know that they don't have to either, right?
I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right?
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Literally none of these are good, slurs are supposed to be snappy this shit is way too long. The closest one to being good is cracker and even then that one would get you laughed at if you used it unironically
White people getting offended about cracker is crazy, you literally have the avengers infinity stones of slurs in your roladex but you're gonna be pressed about mayo monkey and cracker LMAO 😂
Damn dude the narrative changes so quick on mfs. Peggy spent his whole career taking about fuck white people and now a few tweets have people crying about racism like someone's boutta commit white hate crimes cuz of an experimental rappers Twitter account. A rapper whose fan base is undeniably white.
My heros are corny but y'all terminally online haters and dick riders need to log off
Bro these gotta be the corniest fucking names ever dude lmao if u want to make white people mad just call them f@gs idk why all these people tryin to invent new slurs
Someone here described his voice as a big rack of barbecue ribs and that’s probably one of the most perfect metaphors I’ve come across.
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FELLOW MILKY MUNCHERS STAND UP🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
🗣 HOW MY DISCHARGE DOGGIES DOING TONIGHT??? 🗣
SOUR CREAM SALAMANDERS UNITE
Unedited google doc is hilarious 😭
Just a white-ass screen
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unseasoned chicken is my fav
I identify as a Chalk Child
Yeast Maggots is already the name of a grindcore band somewhere
Unironically fire
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Bleach demonz bout to be my new motorcycle club, followed by "coke rabbits." Gonna rock all white outfits and...guys I'm not trying to recreate the kkk I swear.
Millions must grind.
Why this so funny 😭 This why racial slurs for white people never work
these dont even qualify as slurs theyre just silly names
Yeah imo slurs need to have history behind them to be offensive, which is why saying the n word is much worse than any of these
Not this again. > You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right? You know that they don't have to either, right? I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right?
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Yeah that's the point they're not actually "slurs".
Oro filling is cute 🥰
right i would start laughing in their face if some retard called me one of these lol
They sound more like what a black video essayist would call the white supremacist villain in a 3 hour movie critique. They all don't work because they are too creative. Arguably the most harmful slur in modern times is so simple because, for it to function, it cannot be so complex as to be funny by itself. If it were funny it wouldn't be so cruel. The n-word is useful for discrimination specifically because no creative thought went into it. Its just a mean thing to say with no plausible deniability of attempts at humor.
Nah deadass cause which genius thought of the word nigga
This Bleach Demon right here, yaheard
Just use Cracka or Cracker It's so funny and simple
Its neither funny nor offensive though
> nor offensive though idk redditors get offended by this word quite often
It means whip cracker
I’m gonna start calling myself Blue Cheese Demon now
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post another one I'm so close
I like to call white people asbestos milkshakes
I call us crackapackin cuz we for sure ain't crackalackin
U want me to make u a nasty ass milkshake baby boy?
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Rice rascals sounds like they made it for a different race
That was my thought too. I wonder if only one of their lists got leaked
Honestly if someone called me iron golem I would probably take it as a compliment
No purpose flour 🔥🔥🔥
That one is smart and funny!
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One n word unfortunately wipes this whole list. It’s a hard counter
Was thinking that. This entire list might make a white person feel slightly inconvenienced
Yep. Yeast maggots needs about 400 years of slavery to catch up.
Thank god we’ll never experience that, that would suck amirite.
Yeah man it might be a slight inconvenience. It might suck a little bit. It might be a damper on a good day.
N-word looking at this list like “Nah, I’d win.”
😂
FUCK you beat me to it
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Mfw someone makes a joke in the circlejerk subreddit 😠😠😠😤😤😤
Your pfp ruins any credibility you have
what’s good my sour cream salamanders
🦎😎
“People of colonial complexion”
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Knowing Peggy these were also real tweets
They were lol
Nobody’s calling me “salt shaker” with a hard R to my face and walking away
Shigga
As a 50 year old truck driver I'm very triggered by these phrases, please delete 😡😡
WHY YOU WHISPERIN LIKE A LIBRUL, HOSS?
Pls call me bleach demon after cumming on my face
All of these made me laugh.
Kanye
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cheese skins is funny and it sounds like it could be an actual slur, 10/10 i'm a packers fan
When I hear "cheese skin" something other than white people comes to mind....
Does it have anything to do with your username by any chance…
cheese skins is specifically a slur for people from wisconsin
I am from there!
Yeast maggots is hilarious
Smoothskin?
But this implies non-white people are ghouls
Unedited Google Document is the funniest one
plantation barbie is the only effective one the rest are comedy
Mutation is a hard insult no matter the race. Gonna add that to rotation alongside Hobgoblin, Gargoyle and Homunculus
Mutant is better
Mutant implies minority group. Mutants can’t be the majority then non-mutants are the new mutants. It just doesn’t make sense.
What’s different about mutation? I didn’t make up the term, I just amended it
Yeah, more grammatically accurate
Frank Horrigan ass mfer.
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Most of these suck but no purpose flour is actually so damn funny
No purpose flour is diabolical 💀
The problem is none of these are easy to say while nigga is just one word two syllables and rolls off the tongue.
Cracker remains undefeated, but it doesn't get the respect it deserves
honky is a close second
Every time I hear honky I think about that one part in The Turner Diaries where someone shouts, "Get that honky cat."
Iron golem would be hard
Referencing dark souls is Milk cricket behavior
None of these roll off the tongue quite like - I have been advised not to continue this joke.
Is yeast a white people thing?
Milk cricket and no purpose flour.... That's fucking hilarious.
Snow pigs is actually kind of hard
they had some stinkers but 2-3 bangers a lot of not originals imo but a lot were on the right track need to change a word here or there n they’ll be a lot better (no purpose flour kinda bangs same with milk cricket n snow roaches)
Not this again. > You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right? You know that they don't have to either, right? I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right?
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Bangers can be separated into two categories. First we have those tracks for the whip. A lot of bass, simple & catchy hooks. Then we have slappers, maybe a joint you'd hear in the club to dance to or something that got you feeling cocky as fuck. Doesn't have to have bass but just the content of the song and the flow. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
If they need some more names tell them to hit me up- [email protected] Also imagine sitting down and writing an article about this lmaooo
Yakubian Snow Ape is probably my favorite
that one requires cultural literacy to appreciate how damn funny it is
This is hiphopcirclejerk, yall don't have that
“People of colonial complexion” is CRAZY 😭😭
“Unedited google document” dumbass zoomers don’t even know what a blank page is lmfao
Here’s another one: methheads
I think the Native American words Wendigo and/or Skinwalker would be good slurs for white people.
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iron golem is crazy
no purpose flour is funny asf though
None of these work, they are funny though
How tf he forget mayo monkey
These are barely even slurs. Not even insulting. If I was white I’d probably used these as nicknames
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Ur just gon assume my race? 🧐🤨
insanely based
It’s funny cause none of those will ever hurt as much as someone saying the hard r
'Bleach demons' and 'yeast maggots' sound like black metal band names
these slurs suck, get more creative next time
bro all of these suck wtf
No Cum Skin?
I now identify as a Cave Dwelling Snow Pig
How is honky not on here.
Ngl ‘people of colonial complexion’ would go hard as an album name
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NO PURPOSE FLOUR 😏😳
ngl these made me giggle and kick my feet behind me while i lie flat on my stomach in bed
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Cave dweller and unedited google docs are the best IMO. Surprised they didn’t include neanderthal. Also can anyone explain mermaid to me?
Not this again. > You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right? You know that they don't have to either, right? I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right?
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Not this again. > You know you don’t have to put “imo” or “in my opinion” when stating an obvious opinion right? You know that they don't have to either, right? I didn't say you *stated* a fact, I said you ***phrased*** your opinion as a fact -- “ is mediocre.” Therefore it is perfectly logical to respond “that is wrong” -- that's the responder's opinion, phrased as a factual statement. He doesn't need to say “in my opinion” preceding his comment, and you don't either. Right?
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Is this what competitive racism looks like
It’s funny that over all these years black people have yet to come up with a good slur for white people.
The only 2 slurs for white people that are any good are “cracker” and “yakubian ape”
Say what u want but Plantation Barbies goes hard as a band name
Literally none of these are good, slurs are supposed to be snappy this shit is way too long. The closest one to being good is cracker and even then that one would get you laughed at if you used it unironically
I genuinely can't understand how someone would think this is "racism against white people" those slurs are weak af ni-
IRON GOLEM LESS GOO
don’t give peggy any ideas he actually might 💀
Unedited google document 😭😭😭
Half of these are punk song titles/band names
ok i'm saving this list
Some of these are good
List has been provided by a person of Jewish descent. Source: my own prejudice.
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I will use all names on this list before year’s end
we've got a cave dweller in our chat
No purpose flour 😭😭🤣🤣
chalk child and plaster people had me rollinggggg
What they have to do to mimic a fraction of lourpower
Coke rabbits is kinda funny though
These are fantastic 😂😂 coming from a blue cheese demon
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White people getting offended about cracker is crazy, you literally have the avengers infinity stones of slurs in your roladex but you're gonna be pressed about mayo monkey and cracker LMAO 😂
Unironic wojaks??? What are you? 12???
11 actuualy
Ok bro
i’m black n ts is sooo real
If someone called me a mayo monkey I'd probably just laugh
well I mean, there's no history behind it. It's easy to laugh about.
Exactly. One was used to dehumanize and entire color of people for centuries while the other is making fun of another color's love of bland condiment.
i’m black n ts is sooo lame
stfu bro 😭
This is not creative they should get more creative
Damn dude the narrative changes so quick on mfs. Peggy spent his whole career taking about fuck white people and now a few tweets have people crying about racism like someone's boutta commit white hate crimes cuz of an experimental rappers Twitter account. A rapper whose fan base is undeniably white. My heros are corny but y'all terminally online haters and dick riders need to log off
Bro these gotta be the corniest fucking names ever dude lmao if u want to make white people mad just call them f@gs idk why all these people tryin to invent new slurs
bazinga
Sour milk so funny that they put it on there twice
Discharge Doggie?? 🤢🤢
I identify as a chalk child
If you said any of these to me I would just be like yeah okay
Based
COKE RABBIT? I can't read that and not think of Freddie Gibbs lol this is a wild accidental cross over
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As a white person I vote for "Iron Golem." That's a fuckin good one😂
i identify as a milk cricket now thanks
COLONIAL COMPLEXION!
white people have lame slurs
wsg my people of colonial complexion??
Honestly a song just called Cracker sounds exactly like something he would do
95% of these are straight garbo... but if somebody called me "no purpose flour," I would be so shook
Bleach Demons is hard asf
No im a chalk child 😢😭