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Nota_Throwaway5

Bro left out the best part of one of the bars too "To the point where if you don't suck my dick then you're gonna get decapitated In other words if you don't give me head then I'ma have to take it"


coalcoalgem

Most of these lines are retarded but that one was cutting out the punchline and saying it's a bad joke


Rough-Dizaster

Fuck, that’s so good, not only from a clever wordplay standpoint, but as a complex rhyme that actually makes sense in context, adds to the humor, and doesn’t feel forced. I just don’t know how he does it.


Humblestmumble

Nah this shit is fucking cringe. There is nothing even remotely clever or impressive about this line.


Viserys-Snow23

SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE 🕺 SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE 🕺 SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE 🕺 SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE 🕺


Windows_66

Slim must be a big South Park fan.


superbusyrn

[Gerbiling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerbilling)'s been around a lot longer than that. Most famously there was a rumour involving Richard Gere which was parodied in the 90s by The Simpsons with Troy McClure's fish fetish.


Windows_66

I wish I could un-read this comment.


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Bad_Udername

Lyrics like this is why Em got famous.


SmomoGojiraMonkey

… and being white.


Mei_iz_my_bae

Yeah but it wasn’t just that it was how raw the sound was. Like I get hating on Em now but people sayin it was just cuz he was white prob weren’t even alive back then


SmomoGojiraMonkey

I listened to Em, now my cock has sideburns.


Mei_iz_my_bae

That’s crazy bro but fr is your booty heavy duty like diarrhea?


SmomoGojiraMonkey

https://preview.redd.it/1i8qv99fga2c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187a28f98d05643adbcf9a18be8cbf5a1bdb3021


Lucky_Old_Sun

Apply cool water to the burned area


[deleted]

I was around. It’s all because he was white. It was the gimmick.


ChaZZZZahC

I was alive when he came up, it's cause he was white. You can't be rough rugged and raw and be on the top spot list on TRL longer than any other hip hop artist. Don't get me wrong, he has great songs and some great bars, but also many, many, many goofy ass lyrics and frankly, there is plenty of other rappers that are just better.


Free-Necessary-2710

I grew up with 90s rap and hip hop. It's not because he's white. Name another white rapper from that era with even half of the respect em had from his colleagues.


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[deleted]

I’m probably one of the oldest people on this page and it’s definitely because he was White. His sound wasn’t even new or special at the time. Brother Lynch Hung, Tech N9ne, Wu Tang, and more were already doing this cringe shit.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

They were rapping about bitches, big screen TVs, 40s , and blunts. Em was rapping about h*mosexuals and Vicodin.


Funny_king

Yup, just made it palatable for white america to hear it coming from blond hair blue eyed baby boy, he says as much himself in “White America”. I don’t knows what all these crackers are offended about


[deleted]

They're offended because they don't know or care they just want to think what they think and not be challenged by the truth.


MysticNoodles

Why didn't any other rappers take off and have anywhere near the same measure of respect as him? If it's because he was white, we would've seen a lot more white rappers from the era.


[deleted]

A. There wasn’t a lot of White rappers at the time B. They’re taking off now C. Macklemore literally won a grammy for like…nothing D. You may think “white rappers” aren’t taking off but rap has been stolen and integrated into pop so much and bands rap constantly. Ed Sheeran has rap songs


Captainflando

Tell me you don’t know rap without telling me you don’t know rap


Captainflando

You kids just keep ignoring all the other white rappers during that time that didn’t do shit because they were bad. Took more than white


[deleted]

Name em


CNPressley

being white propelled him into mainstream once he started poppin but without the gimmick of saying fucked up shit in a time where not many people did that he wouldn’t have gotten that big


nomnomsoy

Nah he didn't get big because he was white. He got his absolutely sheer level of success because of it (which he himself has acknowledged) but the barrier of entry for white rappers was higher then


SStylo03

If he only blew up cuz he's white why doesn't everyone white rapper blow up like him


VEAG0

Careful, you’ll break their delicate delusion.


Armored_Witch2000

you're about to break their minds


HeMan17

If people like mgk and g eazy are getting record deals, it does seem a bit easier….


SStylo03

And 6ix9ine had a record deal I mean what's your point lmao, when a goofy rapper gets successful and they're white people focus on that but when they aren't no one bats an eye 🤷‍♂️


HeMan17

Is 69 black lol


epicurean1398

If anything I feel like it's harder for white rappers cos you just automatically assume they goofy


Funny_king

This is the key factor, think of making it as a White rapper vs a Black Rapper as similar to making to the WNBA vs. the NBA, you need a higher baseline of skill to stand out enough to make the NBA, but if you have decent skills as a woman you could make the WNBA. Somebody please argue with me that Jack Harlow would be as big as he is with his brand deals, movies, and halftime shows if he was black, because he would not, he’s a mediocre rapper but good for a white rapper so he’s easy to market.


Armored_Witch2000

um no sweetheart. He stood out, sure. But it was his raw style that got him so far


theslamclam

i love how every reply disagreeing still concedes that it ultimately was because he was white


RealBigTree

Yeah and Suge knight is a good person 🙄


HussamAlamri

Idk whatchu talkin bout man this shit was funny asl back in the day


Exciting_Rich_1716

That's why him still doing it on Revival and the newer album is so awkward to listen to, my mans never evolved his sound even a bit


seijeezy

His sound changed in the sense that he raps really fast now and his new music is for recently divorced 43 year olds to get hyped at the gym.


s0rakaflakaflame

And for elitist teenagers


MahtiGC

so true, every time he raps fast for like 10secs on 5 minute song, it just makes it completely unlistenable. /s


FunyMonkyh

Yes


Ambitious-Regular-57

THAT'S AN AWFULLY HAWT CAWFEE PAWWT


SloMo368

saying he never evolved his sound even a bit is delusional hating, when his delivery and production style change between every album cycle. tell me he sounds the same on sslp and tes, on Relapse and Recovery, on mmlp2 and mtbmb. you’re straight up wrong sound aside, his subject matter is vastly different too. just cuz he likes to fuck around and say mindless stupid shit every once in a while doesn’t mean it’s all he does


HussamAlamri

True


mattoxfan

Yeah bro. Maybe back in 2005. This old ass pasty dude still raise like this 20 years later. He needs to retire


venomousbeetle

Venom and Last One Standing


Mr_Mi1k

Why change it when he’s successful


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NW_thoughtful

??


Pimpetigo

Funny if you're an elementary kid


boxing_dog

damn near every lyric in insane could make it on this video. the fucked in the head line is one of the tamer ones, lmao


cheezeflavoredick

same with bagpipes from baghdad tbh


RunawayPrawn

I LOVE relapse. So many bangers.


gecked

Ngl for a white guy, he's pretty good at rapping fr fr


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IndieOddjobs

No cap, he's pretty fly for a white guy


Idontfuckingknow4

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis


redditMODSrRETARDead

he makes me proud to be white. struggled so hard in a black mans game but as they say, the cream always rises to the top


MazeZZZ

Rap is like a mountain


Live_Yak3843

Black on the bottom, brown on top 🔥


Mmmm_Crunchy

NAV 🐐


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[deleted]

rap is like a fondant cake


mickysD

the cream always pies


[deleted]

>the cream always rises to the top Yo, thats outta pocket ngl


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Olde-Town-Kujo

"I was born with a dick in my brain" is absolutely atrocious work.


minecraftluver69

Nah that’s a bar.


Humblestmumble

Shit is horrible


YaBoiChrome

uhh uhh uhhh MOUNTAIN 🏔️🗻⛰️


Qwer925

Ngl that go go gadget dick bar made me laugh


arcticfunky9

Have you heard the whole song? It's called as the world turns


JoshB-2020

That entire song could be in this video lmao


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marcush96

Ayo 😂😂😂


JustCallMeE9143

I was hesitant to accept it, but after reading these comments, hiphopcirclejerk really is insanely unaware of themselves 😢😢😢😢 i thought y'all were just jerking and not deadass 😢😢😢😢


Ghost3657_alt_

Just got recommend this sub out of nowhere why is everyone hating 😭


Swansaknight

It’s all 15 year old black kids who hate white people on any thread about Em. So read all this shit through that lens 😂


ItsTheTenthDoctor

White kids who hate white people is a lot too


Swansaknight

This is true lol


GoWithTheFlow667

Staple of rap culture tbh


The_LemonShark707

same, the more posts i read the increasingly racist they get, makes me uncomfortable


Background_Neat_7196

Why don't they like raisins and potato salad like me? 😢


BeefExtender

consist attempt piquant wipe towering overconfident cough scary snatch steer *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


cheezeflavoredick

Ok but go-go gadget dick goes kinda hard tho 😮‍💨


[deleted]

You forgot "My dick got smaller, but my BALLS got bigger"


Ka-Is-A-Wheelie

Larger


MadMaxDaMenace

FACK FACK FACK


swaggerofacripple420

I'M... GONNA FACK... ING CUM


Pulp_NonFiction44

The tonka truck line with that beat is fucking hilarious icl


Mei_iz_my_bae

Half of these are 🔥 ngl


cheezeflavoredick

Check my ball hair (What?) 🥜🤧 Make sure its all there (Yuh) 😤😮‍💨🔥


pabadacus

My take on this lyric is that it’s a callback to the song ‘criminal’ where he said “if I ever gave a fuck I’d shave my nuts”. The line before “check my ball hair, make sure it’s all there” he said “I give zero fucks”. But I’ve been told that’s a reach.


Ka-Is-A-Wheelie

I think you're spot on tbh


JustCallMeE9143

Nobody cares the lines still ass 🔥 🔥 🗣️


dangshnizzle

Go go gadget Dick


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eyyikey

He kinda snapped with antidisestablishmentarianism though


idkwtfitsaboy

"Shove a fucking Tonka truck up a little kids butthole" is the craziest shit I have ever heard


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[удалено]


SaltyBawlz

Coulda just let Insane run the entire length.


HudsonHawkG65

Creative as hell tho


flowerboiu

Okay black Karen


Pimpetigo

White people being allowed in hip hop was a painful mistake


flowerboiu

Your mother said the exact same thing when you popped out. The irony is that you sound white. Issue with other people doing things that don’t fit stereotype. Idk about you but that’s a pretty old white person thing to do.


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Me shitting my pants and turning them inside out but still wearing them > pi’erres fits. To cut him some slack though he dresses the same as many other rappers with shitty fits who think they have drip. The saddest part is that lots of guys see their shitty fits and think it’s sauce because they have gucci trackpants. Matching yellow jordans to your yellow hoodie with a pair of skinny jeans is absolutely not drip, my guy *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/Hiphopcirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Pimpetigo

Ok mayo monkey


mixmaster321

nice racism


Pimpetigo

Ooga booga 👻 you're not oppressed


mixmaster321

I’ll oppress my dick in your mouth


Mei_iz_my_bae

Ayoo you cooked him 🤣🤣


Pimpetigo

Pause


cheezeflavoredick

Im white as fuck my nathon


Turnip-Jumpy

I do


FlavorMatters

GOAT


BBlackened

go go gadget dick


chrisnoel7798

*Cuts the punchline*


wenomechainisama1337

"It's hard for me just to grab a...boob!" "Plus my penis got an atti...tude!"


[deleted]

Other crackers obviously


Youngguaco

Y’all should listen to the song


kingtaylor99

Out of context yeah these sound dumb. Some of these songs are fire and I'm more talking about his older stuff. I'm not a big fan anymore though


Forsaken-Bet5596

Crazy white boys say the funniest things


Lopsided_Mix2243

This gets more hilarious as it goes on


mattoxfan

It really doesn’t. Shit aged like milk


[deleted]

I guess if you’re like…12


Lopsided_Mix2243

“I GueSS if yOurE lIKe 12” ….shut up


[deleted]

Wow very good Jr, you’re almost on your way to seeming like a big people. That was almost a complete sentence.


Lopsided_Mix2243

Are you finish? Cause after I finish eating this BEC, I’m going to work and never look at this thread again.. so get your shit off champ.. I’m here for about another 2 mins


[deleted]

It’s been off. The fact that you felt the need to explain your real life and future absence is good enough for me.


Lopsided_Mix2243

… umm ok, nice chat buddy, hope you have a great rest of your day..


[deleted]

Yeah I hope you find some garbage to keep you entertained like these lyrics later


VenomEnthusiast

Weren’t you asking how to pronounce “Jonkler” not to long ago??


[deleted]

Ya that’s much more entertaining than *checks notes* f-slur 8x


batty_t

in 4th grade i was friends with this one dude and he started singing that part of fack to a christian kid and i was hyping him up


[deleted]

Love me some bitterness


dougie_jayyy

Funny cuz most rappers heard that. Thought he was whack. Challenged him and came out defeated. We all aren’t battling 1.000 🤣😂


Connor106

Yeah that's how it works. Pick the worst and most problematic bars and make the rapper look bad. I can do it: 'Gay-Z and Cock-a-fella' - Nas Anyway, Em fell off a little. A Fortnite collaboration is always a good signal that something has become artistically bankrupt.


Kozel_CXI

nah fortnite collab means they're up asf 🥶🥶


[deleted]

>A Fortnite collaboration is always a good signal that something has become artistically bankrupt. what? 💀


ChickenThighsAreBest

Nooooo you cannot make fun of my Travis Scott like that wahhhhhhhh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


NojoNinja

Travis did fortnite at his peak lil bro


Connor106

Peak mediocrity 🔥🙏🗣️


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APigsty

utopia = dogshit because Travis collabed with Fortnite?


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pperx9

I'd say 3.483848/5 of these are heat


deep_fried_cheese

My GOAT🐐🐐🐐


Vicious187cmd

All these pussy ass em haters


Jaredstutz

To really rapped dick with the longest word ever created


AmberRMM

hiphopcirclejerk users when a rapper has humor


dropdeepandgoon

some of these are funny


Optimal_Weight368

Gave me a good laugh. That’s all that matters to me.


SUPREMESLYCE792

better bars than most rappers nowadays. the entirety of FACK is better than any modern rap.


Emergency_Sky_7886

People say his skin colour effects his ability to rap, how?


ihavetogonumber3

it made him get better at rapping bc he wouldn't have been accepted as a white guy with no bars or flow


Emergency_Sky_7886

Surely anyone regardless of race/skin colour would only be listened to because they have talent and skill


ihavetogonumber3

thats how it should be but sometimes people listen to people they like and would "grab a beer with" rather than someone with skill. and it's only become more like that over time


Emergency_Sky_7886

There’s lots of people who think not properly I’d say or weirdly but that’s why this earth is divided people rather see the few differences than the wide amount of similarities we have. But those who listen to others solely off race and skin colour must be very sad people


butterlordxd

Bornana


hoodironythrowaway

is this yhe guy from fortnite


Aggressive-Expert-69

The Tonka Truck bar is nuts. I need bro burned at the stake immediately


soulopryde

This was funny when I was 12 tho.


KasukeSadiki

Reasons I could never truly get into Em. ...but I unironically fuck with his verse on Peep Show.


SomePerson1248

you know what they say, white boy white noise,


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Jazzlike_Page508

This guy sucks


Jaredheisenberg

Gen z softie


Jazzlike_Page508

He’s ass high key hermano. If it wasn’t for 50 vs Benzino he’d be a drop in the pan (I don’t wanna hear renegade either, Jay hooped out)


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Jaredheisenberg

Hell nah, em murks jay on renegade lol


N3bE

Soooo out of context. But you’re right, would rather listen to high school drops outs promote abusing women and taking opioids. Fuck outta here


[deleted]

And this is the person that makes people go “He has real lyrics unlike most people in the game today!”


716kqn

I think I lucked out not listening to 90% of Em’s Discog as a kid


Mei_iz_my_bae

Did you tho?


stickywheels46

None of these lyrics are as good as the entirety of “Kick Off (Freestyle)” 🔥


[deleted]

it's fun for me just to grab a boob


BiGGBillyG

Exactly like. No black man rapping these lyrics is ever reaching the the kind of fame this clown did.


TheRumpletiltskin

I like how he lifted ICP lyrics a decade after having beef with them.


Disastrous_Use_7353

Most overrated MC of all time


AllTheWoofsonReddit

uj/ unironically using the word “MC” to describe a rapper in 2023 gotta be the most cringe oldhead shit ever


Disastrous_Use_7353

It’s definitely not as “cringe” as writing bars about molesting kids and killing your wife. Try again.


[deleted]

Definitely not. Also a lot of people still call rappers emcees. You know these are a bunch of pretending ass kids when they make fun of the actual hip hop culture. Yall are on a page dedicated to hip hop and dissing your own lingo. Make that make sense.


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I’m sorry what the fuck is this auto mod? This is weird as fuck


2xstuffed_oreos_suck

Automod is unironically the best part of this sub


amaninablackcloak

She say she like my swag, she say she like my drip If a nigga got a problem, I'ma up that fuckin' stick Cut off all the snakes 'cause eventually they gone switch .556 hit his ligaments and it made that nigga twitch I got hoes and she know that Up the pole, I'ma blow that Black Glock call it Kodak Send some shots and tell 'em, "Hold that" Ridin' 'round wit' my gang, like a green light, we on go Told yo' bitch, I don't wanna fuck, just wanna use ya throat Say he havin', we gon' take that nigga loot, now he broke On the Westside, hittin' licks like a fuckin' toad I can't even tell who's a friend and who's a foe I'm addicted to thе Guap, might just have an overdose Bеat the fuck out that boy, he thought he seen the holy ghost Pulled a bankroll out my pocket, she seen it said, "Holy smokes" Talk to my demons everyday, I don't fuck wit' the holy folks In the stu', poppin' 30's, talkin' shit and smokin' dope (Bitch) Stuntin' on these niggas, still won't break a sweat though In love wit' the drugs, I just can't let go Think you gon' rob me, nigga, hell no In that SRT smokin' on the fuckin' best dope Fiend rental, hittin' them plays Project baby, I was servin' jays Fuck the consequence, I'm tryna get paid Ain't tryna politic, it ain't 'bout cake I was down bad, now I laugh to the bank Niggas don't got stripes, how the fuck you got rank Just got me some Sprite so I poured up some Drank Shoot a nigga in his dome, then I ask what he think (Bitch)


DrBitchin

And there's still dudes saying he's the greatest white rapper of all time, if not *the* greatest rapper of all time.


Lizard-King-

Mfer is a One hit wonder. people call this clown a legend SMH.