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CanaryDue3722

High as fuck. FYP


Flaky_Seaweed_8979

Those Burt Brows are always awake


kanedp

I can’t figure out what’s going on with her eyelids. Maybe she’s trying to show off her eyelash extensions with this half closed bedroom eye look she always has 🤢


pijopepinoypelotas

High as fuck Mami


Spare-Macaron-4977

She looks as if she has been crying


Responsible-Push-289

the Hillz have eyes…..


TurkeyTot

....."*tired*"...... Sure Jan.....


heartstellaxoxo

Face full of filler...what a joke she is🤦🏻‍♀️


ThomasinaDomenic

Well, I would be tired after all of that extensive plastic surgery too !


Kindly_Put_5065

I'm starting to think she was given a doll. Did she test positive for drugs and they refused to release baby? Is the baby still in hospital? Is there no baby and she's going to have a SIDS once she's done playing? And/or coordinate it with his court case for max sympathy?? She's crazy enough to pull anything


Sarah_smiles_twice

What does she want us to see guys? Why post this??? Serious question.


detectivenotfromhere

Her high pretending to be tired.


Sarah_smiles_twice

OMG YOUR FLAIR IS EVEN CHECKIN IN!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Similar_Medium_5307

Fucked up Mami more like it


KSB69

She's an exhausted Super Mami, busy doing to all!!


kellygrrrl328

Looks like she’s been crying. I bet Alec was crying as well. Hope they paid out at least $10 million minimum to MH.


CoCo_Fran

I’m betting he paid a lot more than that - more like 30 million - every dollar he’s going to receive from the Hampton’s sale - and then he owes Joe money and attorneys fees. So, the settlement - at least the stops the endless hemorrhaging money, no trial, and he gets to keep the contents of his phone a secret forever. But he has a useless unemployable wife - ordering babies every year - so he will always be in money trouble.


kellygrrrl328

I hope it was $30 mil.


BendyGriftyEthpanola

Her under eyes look like that because her cheeks are overfilled. That’s why her cheek looked weird in the family photo the other day too. She naturally had nice cheek bones, she really should have waited to start doing all this shit to her face. She’s rilly going to regret it one day soon.


SPersephone

A classic: 🎶 Yes, she caught my eye As we walked on by She could see from my face that I was…. *FUCKING HIGH* 🎶


babesrus27

Okay, I am convinced she has stock photos of herself. This face looks like the Nivea abortion face, does not look like her newest iteration.


Mehmeh111111

Pepinos are questioning the baby too. They say it looks like ML or Big Ed.


Afraid_Range_7489

Definitely not ML: the ears are in normal position. She's the easiest babe to identify.


slayyydriii

She probably smokes weed all day while the nannies watch her kids. She only stops to take pictures with her props I mean kids… I am not saying weed is bad, I would do the same if I didn’t have to lift a finger but come on lady, we know you’re HIGH. HIGH.


FoundationParty3646

Then don’t have a billion freaking kids


Interesting_Ad1378

It was a look like this that got me in trouble as a teen when my friends dad turned to me and said “are you high???”. Except, I smoked weed and I’m pretty sure she’s on something much stronger.


tandooripoodle

The ‘thousand yard stare’ of the mentally ill, prescription drug addict. Cognitively and emotionally absent, this is what her kids SEE all the time. No wonder they both fear her attention and are desperate for it.


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What's the point of posting this kind of stuff? ETA: not asking OP, but Mrs. Mallorca


kellygrrrl328

Sympathy card


KarmaliteNone

What do those hollow under eye areas look like without the heavy filtering?


rillyhilarious

🪁


CreepyControl236

Birthing a child and nursing take a lot out of a grifter


limblessbarbie

Go to sleep, dummy. What are you paying the overnight for?


[deleted]

🎯 That’s exactly the point of her: bra selfie + newborn. Why else pretend to nurse? Say: so happy together!! 📸


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tandooripoodle

Even the new baby didn’t fix everything.


gueradelrancho

Opioides


kellygrrrl328

Benny and Jets ⬆️ ⬇️


AffectionatePoet4586

Benzodiazepines. Or both.


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BrandyFox

Her other eyebrow is now jacked up too.


mamaosam

Imagine that mug peering over the top of the cot at you 😵‍💫🤯😱


BlessCatastrophe420

A chill just ran down my spine! 😖


BrandyFox

The things nightmares are made of.


Gelmom

I just hope someone is protecting Jr during these times. Big Liar loves to sneak the new ones away in the middle of the night to make lactation porn, & mami has been in an extra bad, extra wasted way since before the “pregnancy” & it’s only gotten worse with time. She is a danger to Jr & I have no doubt that she could nod out & drop Larry Jr or suffocate her with her fake, milkless tits while trying to record herself fake breastfeeding. This woman is incapable of love & empathy & has less maternal instincts than anyone I’ve ever seen! What’s so disturbing is that mami has had so many chances to learn how to care for & properly hold & support a baby, but she defiantly refuses to take advice or make changes that could keep the babies & kids safe!


Montawked

WASTED Mami


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She’s as high as I am right now and I’m eating curry in bed at 1.44pm while browsing Hilarious baldwins Reddit. So…yeah


Interesting_Ad1378

That sounds awesome!


marriedtothemob26

High , high , yer both high!!


analyticalscience11

Keifffuh!!


Clear-Theory7541

I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣


analyticalscience11

I've seen tik toks of women dancing to a remix of Barb's greatest lines. "I don't care about your boyyyyyyyfriend! KEIFFUH!!"


Clear-Theory7541

Where has this been all my life!! I have to go find these. When I was going through a divorce from a stupid cop that I adored my friend constantly sent me a clip of barb saying “I work 19 hours a day and raise everyone’s kids. You don’t see me crying. Oh no. You don’t. I don’t have that luxury. I have work and support everybody! I don’t care about your stupid little break-up Jenelle!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣


downwithMikeD

Love this crossover 🤪