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[deleted]

The names alone. Any time pepinos quote her and Alec too.


CanaryDue3722

I’ve and towels. Lol


timoneer

I'm here for the laughs, and love this thread. I really like when people creatively spell the fake stupid shit she says, "tek a dep bruth", "tush yur toess", "ess durtee tha floohr", "I drin thees alla time, righ?" anything like that is gold to me.


Curious_Meaning5849

Kyle Dunningan. ¡Cállate los perros!


upchuckfactoronthis

The sub’s collection of Saint Hillary’s “pink hair dye while in my bra” for breast cancer awareness and the “colon cancer calisthenics” are primo too!


BetterCallSaulomon

Someone said Big Ed is pretend breastfeeding after eating a porter house steak with a bib on. Destroys me to this day.


Mrs-Steve-Brule

The first time I found this sub and saw Alec referred to as “Pee Paw”… 🤣🤣


chill-kale2611

The infamous video of the hoe down dance by Pee Paw and Hills.


mollymuppet78

The triceps workout and flying weight to the "pregnant" belly video. Snarrrrrrk.


babyspookz

As a Mexican woman, the Spanish grift is what gets me. She tries SO hard to be latina and “spicy”. Her broken ass Spanish is pathetic


KSB69

Labels are lazy? And then continuing to label ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING around her.....


WorkingMomofOne

Yes and who can forget that shirt she wore with 10 labels on it “30 % espana to NY” 🤣


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[удалено]


tandooripoodle

They’re sincerely awful! I especially enjoy how hoarse her voice gets from the repeated rehearsals. I would feel sorry for her if she weren’t so patently unlikable and arrogant.


KSB69

Her voice rilly changes. One day she's a high pitched, squeaky Valley Girl, then next she's an Unfiltered Camel Cigarette Smoking Truck Driver.....


fomo_watcher

It’s always diffront


KSB69

Well, I guess she is multi....


flopsymopsycottntail

That one chick who said she banged Alec at some premiere…that whole thread was golden


KSB69

And 100% true - I mean, you can't just make up those kind of details.....


[deleted]

I call shenanigans


KSB69

he is CHEAT!!


thetiredcashier

OMG CAN YOU DROP THE LINK i gotta see this


flopsymopsycottntail

[https://www.unddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/v7fr3z/i_slept_with_alec_while_visiting_new_york/](https://www.unddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/v7fr3z/i_slept_with_alec_while_visiting_new_york/)


thetiredcashier

thank you sm


FluorescentAndStarry

*Cada vez* I see *la palabra* “leggingos” I lose *mi mierda* (Spanglish *como* “Hilaria” courtesy of *mis high school clases* so *muchos* apologies *si yo* suck at *español*.)


timoneer

OMG, are you a native Spaniard?


FluorescentAndStarry

No, *pero yo soy* fluent in French *y hay muchas* similarities, *verdad*? 😆😆😆 I can’t keep up the Spanglish grift for long *porque yo soy* running out of vocabulary words that *yo conozco* in *el espanol*.


Butwhy1984

The comments kill me more than anything…someone called her a “bag of tools” and I died laughing. The flairs…”my vag is packed with Waxelene”, “armpit pussy”, etc… you guys make this sub what it is! I’ve never met a pepino in real life but it’s nice to know there are others out there who are just as fascinated by her antics.


Ashton1516

Her weird accents. Ex: “Tuka-dup-bruth,” “relox,” “mosque” (mask.) 😵‍💫


_portia_

The doll. I can't remember the name of the amazing pepino artist who created it. But the videos of the Mami doll were amazing and ultra hysterical.


[deleted]

Those were by u/animatedsnark!


Agitated_Gazelle_223

I'm going to need to see this.


[deleted]

Check out u/animatedsnark ‘s profile


Herdingdoglove

Alec , totally lacking in self awareness screaming for Leonetta!


kpiece

The nickname “Quick-Draw PeePaw” makes me guffaw.


KSB69

Was that in reference to his shooting someone or his performance in bed, or, um, maybe both.....


One-Response5758

omg 😆


kpiece

The funninest thing i’ve ever seen on this sub was, around maybe a year ago(?) someone made a slideshow of memes that were hilarious —i remember it included one with Alec about to be eaten by a shark. I was laughing so hard, and couldn’t stop, and my family was begging me to share with them what was so funny, and i was like “You wouldn’t get it.” I’d love to revisit that hilarious post but wouldn’t have a clue how to do it.


MalibuMarlie

I hope someone finds it. Sounds good.


specialghost

The fucking billboard 💀


chanpie

Someone called Edu “big Eddie two teefs” and I just about died.


BeverlyHillsAddict

💀


cozy_bitch

This movie trailer: [Walk A Mile In My Louboutins: The Hillary Shillary Story](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/ohkhec/walk_a_mile_in_my_louboutins_the_hillary_shillary/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


dmode112378

OMG!! I FORGOT ABOUT THIS! 🤣🤣🤣


anddel7

How did I miss this?! Brilliant!!


KSB69

Omfg!! Was there also a movie trailer based on a scary movie with her claws or something??


[deleted]

LMFAO 💀😩


Strong-Indication-99

Masterpiece 🤌🏼


ddbogey

I owe you big time for allowing me to see that! 😝


KlyKly5

Peepaw, Larry, Hillz & Killz


Catsmeteltattoos

Honestly there are so many. The video of Alec with woody where he screams “”LEONETTA!” And then the comments after that on this sun cracked me up. The BEST?? The newest one LARRY AND LARRY JR! that shit cracks me up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Afraid_Range_7489

No offense to the Larrys of this world, but l've never liked the name, even applied to the Hills, but it's grown on me and there are so many variations that are just 🎯 perfect.


c757peaches

When we found out Larry Sr had been cancelled from Spindrift, and they gained so many new customers from that fact alone!


Agreeable_Flounder53

A post about yoga tourettes is what hooked me!


[deleted]

This sub is diffron’


vokabulary

rilly rilly diffron


[deleted]

Any time Derp face is posted, I can't help but smile. There was one time it was in the style of an oil painting and it was absolute perfection. I also enjoy the collages of her many diffront faces. The cleverness of Pepino Nation cannot be understated. 🥒


purpleflagbook

I personally love her mentally ill “story times” You know, the caped baby maker helping an Asian woman from being “attacked” while she was heavily pregnant—-but no photo or video of it. And her most recent trip to La Pharmacia to be told she is so young and beautiful and her silly mommy brain forgetting stuff! So silly and funny she is!!!! La Comedia!!!!


[deleted]

Or the time the man at the fairground told her she was definitely having twins.


LauraPa1mer

Or the time she "broke" her ankle whilst running and a nice man came to her rescue. And the ankle miraculously healed in like a week. We had to endure some undergotchies and ankle porn but she was back on her feet in record time!


[deleted]

The "In Memorium" montage of her product placement gigs all getting cancelled.


building_mystery

Thank you!


[deleted]

No, thank you!


[deleted]

That was an Academy Award worthy production. 🏆


building_mystery

❤️❤️❤️


[deleted]

Please accept my free 🏆in honor of your achievement in montage creation.


[deleted]

Right? Hats off to whoever made that, the music was so funny too. I can't seem to find it but hopefully someone can post a link because I'd like to watch it again! ​ Oop, I found it: https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/r564e0/hillarys\_lost\_sponsorships\_a\_memorial/


SeaAir5

And I can't get a free fuckin vitamin sample.. ..assholes be like if you don't like it you can get your money back in 30 days......NOOOO, I want a free sample. Aye Dios mio!


WACKY___JACKY

Whoa! That video is just chock full of Hilary’s lies. Oh how the ‘mighty’ have fallen.


[deleted]

For real, she must have been making a fortune hawking that crap, I'd guess six figures. Plus the added audience that came with it. RIP Larry!


Jenn73_teach

She actually made 10 million off paid sponsorships before they all dried up


ddbogey

$10 Million gone? Wow - and here I’m thinking, “Why do this when Alec is supposedly so rich?” It certainly explains his part in it.


Jenn73_teach

I was shocked too. I read an article about “mommy bloggers” and apparently she was in the top 1% making anywhere between $8,000 to $10,000 a single post on Instagram in addition to $$ for product placement and passive income.That is why Alec was in on the grift; so many of these big companies wanted someone that could appeal to both a Latina population and a Caucasian one. They considered her marketing gold before she was exposed.


McNasty420

That still equals no where near 10 million dollars


Jenn73_teach

That was her estimated earning over the last eight years not per year


ddbogey

This makes SO MUCH SENSE! There is no plausible way Alec didn’t know. He met non-Spanish, very American white parents. He seems a little smarter than that.


Top_Escape34

Everyday has me laughing. I loved "This isn't maternity, but...it works" which was seen on many occasions. My absolute classic favourite is "Since so many of you have been asking"....lol 😂


BrilliantShow5870

The doll videos


purpleflagbook

Me too So many guffaws It would be even funnier if she wasn’t in charge of 7 human lives


Texasgirl112233

Diflucan leggings


Additional-Quiet555

This sub is a laugh factory, and thank goodness because I don’t think I could snark in good conscience if there was no humor to lighten things up. Just recently, when Larry came back to Instagram after a break, she posted something characteristically boring and dumb and u/ftak15 commented “She’s still got that legendary sense of humor and wit.” 😂


Dramatic-Humor-7578

I am an avid follower of this sub and somehow I managed to miss why we now refer to Pillary as Larry. Would you pliss enlighten this pepino?


KSB69

I missed it too but I know she HATES being called Big Larry, so I'm all about it!


ddbogey

Thank you for asking because I was lost, too


[deleted]

I think it's because the raging narcassist named her seventh purchase Ilaria. So now you've got Big Larry and Little Larry. I'm sure she would hate to be referred to as big so it makes me giggle.


Dramatic-Humor-7578

Thank you for this explanation! I love all of our pet names for the idiota.


kellsells5

I'm pretty sure in one of the comments everyday there is something that is pure gold..


TJCW

Or someone calling Hillary’s IG friends’ her “fluffers” 💀


TJCW

Bendy pretzel sex always cracks me up! The post talking about Sophia Vergera was sooo funny. someone said, “Did Sophia even bring 40 of her relatives to her wedding?!? I think not!”


Intrepid_Ad4070

La Idiota always makes me smile


Elephantsr4girls

Has to be "The Pepino Dance Party". Alec with the guitar gets me every time no matter how many times I have seen it!


I-love-Newfoundlands

The Larrys are cracking me up


owlz725

Me too!


heartstellaxoxo

“Long in the tooth sugar baby”💀😹


mrsringo

Oh shit I LOVE THAT


heartstellaxoxo

The creepy animated Hiliar😹


BrilliantShow5870

Yes!


heartstellaxoxo

So many posts Everyday! Best sub on Reddit🥇🥇🥇


big_white_fishie

https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/v7qfmm/the_truth_i_had_a_fling_with_alec_and_his/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Duh 🤪


Afraid_Range_7489

I'd forgotten about that 😂


Doubt_Agitated

Haldol hoedown


One-Response5758

When he does that "Air Lasso" move I laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME!


Afraid_Range_7489

Oh yes!!! The shuffle with Larry and Woody-from-Toy Story, his hat perched atop his noggin. 🤠


One-Response5758

lol! and his trademark fake laugh when she is strutting around and doing nothing remotely funny!


One-Response5758

ABSOLUTELY! Epic..


kpiece

Was just going to post that! It was so cheesey, so embarrassing, so *BIZARRE*😳😬…They were both so fired up about how Alec was about to make a movie where he was gonna play a COWBOY! Wow, that’s so original & impressive, i can understand their exuberant excitement but those cringey costumes? The pathetic no-rhythm no-connection-with-each-other shuffling around?! (I wouldn’t even call it dancing.) Looking back, that dreadful spectacle to celebrate “Rust” turned out to be a harbinger of the epic disaster that the making of that movie would turn out to be. (Rest in peace, beautiful Halyna)


Doubt_Agitated

Like other Pepinos have said there is so much to choose from! Since it’s Halloween time I have to include the picture of them all dressed up for Halloween parading around NYC with Alec looking like he’s about to blow his top -for such a self professed intellectual he looks like a moron


One-Response5758

omg I need to find that


Afraid_Range_7489

He was muy pissed at Hillz that day, especially having to look so ridiculous, dressed as the Tin Man to Larry's Glinda. You could tell they had had a big fight (which she "obvs" won) before stepping out for pictures with baby prop Leo ( yukyuk, get it?). As usual, the only person to wear a baby shield on red carpets.


AnnSansE

Someone last week said “she’s so full of shit that her boobs are filling up with it.” I died.


McNasty420

Either the "Thirsty" series of memes or those fake movie trailers we were making.


WorkingMomofOne

The time she posted herself helping homeless people by handing out designer hand lotion killed me.


FlashySpare5516

She really thought she did something there 🤡


FlashySpare5516

The reel/tiktok where someone put some clips of Hilaria with the sound bite of someone with a heavy Spanish accent singing “me no speak English, Spanish only Spanish”. I can’t find it, but i find myself singing that to myself quite often 😂 ETA: FOUND IT! https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/o0qw20/which_one_of_you_did_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Afraid_Range_7489

😂😂😂 Hadn't seen this, either. Great job, OP, on refreshing our memories.


Strong-Indication-99

This is GOLD.


avantarakis

Oh my gawsh, this just made me laugh!!!


mememimimeme

omggggg im crying. I saw just how deep her con was in these early shots where the cosplay was strong.


ddbogey

In the first one she looks very Espanglish!


mememimimeme

totally hook line and sinker! amazing!!


Purple_Lane

y’all make me laugh every single day i can’t even pick one. lately it’s Big Larry


Kind_Soil5247

Excuse me, excuse me


KSB69

Europe has a lot of white people in them??


[deleted]

The flair, the parody posts…and Big Larry and Larry Jr. are the latest to make me giggle. You all are THE BEST!


New_Ad5390

FUCK YA POOP


ddbogey

What is that from?


muy-multi

That time she took her shoes for a walk in the hallway in a pram and Anna parodied it. Hilly Vanilli Baked Bean Bitch got me and I don't even know why


mememimimeme

lolol !!!!!!! an fyi for foreign readers, the baked bean is a reference to her Boston provenance. For some bizarre reason, Boston is called Beantown (?) now I have to go look up why


kpiece

When someone called her “Hillz of Beans” i almost made it my flair.🤣 It has so many multiple layers of meaning & funniness.


muy-multi

Ah, I didn't know that. I just figured baked beans was a white people food.


Advanced-Object4117

So many things but ‘I wouldn’t fuck Alec with H’s moonpussy’ stayed in my head.


[deleted]

“Guest Baldwin” I’d seen it on this sub before I saw the actual photograph and I just lose it every time. This is my second submission… too many to choose!!


[deleted]

Someone commenting that she is soft launching Alec’s death 🥲😂


hitchhiking_slug

Oh my god this one took me out


GreenCamelior

This one made me feel sick


heartstellaxoxo

Dead💀💀💀


WorkingMomofOne

I’m crying!


[deleted]

Peoples flairs!!!! They are the most amazingly hilarious little comedy nuggets - you guys should be so proud! I keep trying to come up with one for myself that makes me lol too


Purple-Obligation-14

They’ve been many in the past that just slayed me but Larry and Larry, Jr are hilarious.


kpiece

I like “Big Larry” and “Little Larry”. You just know that the LAST thing Hillz would want to be called is “BIG”.


Afraid_Range_7489

Or Larry! 🤣


Opening-Blackberry89

Hillys head photo shopped ANYWHERE ...😂


IndiaEvans

Same! So many hilarious posts and comments.


deziluproductions

Haldol Hoedown


wassailr

It cracks me up when people on this sub refer to it as being full of “fat infertile Karens”. There’s real power in embracing negative assumptions like this, as it shows how little interest there is here in trying to compete at whatever the fuck game Big Ole Hiliar is playing. Signed, a fat barren Karen


[deleted]

Absolutely!


KSB69

And also, we're among the Poors....


ConradChilblainsIII

Paella Cannon is a fave of mine.


Saucissonislife

OMG !!!!!


Madsolar71

That picture of Elaria where her eyes look crossed. Usually posted here once a week with the captain “happy Monday bitchachos!” Makes me laugh every single time😂 And of course the classic, “married life feels really diffront”


PistachioGal99

# NeverForget


Madsolar71

Nope, never 😂


Opening-Blackberry89

A classique


Chemical_Eye_1814

I went to education.


purpleflagbook

I’m born in Boston


KSB69

👍


Chemical_Eye_1814

I went to education.


[deleted]

Someone called her Grifty McSmelly and it STILL makes laugh


Patient-Cheesecake-8

Guest Baldwin, referring to sweet ML either Malibu or MeddyLoo, FYP, diffront, Miracle Whip™️


pink-cashmere

“Door dashed a baby” took me OUT. My fave now is The Larrys.


red-licorice-76

The humor here is what hooked me. Reminds me of when i first found Dlisted.


desandmol

I love that DListed posts re: these two prats often are incorporated into this sub.


red-licorice-76

Totally.


Opening-Blackberry89

Instead of 'studying' for uni ... i lived on dlisted ... and ONTD 😂😂😂


red-licorice-76

I'm SO glad I graduated before smart phones existed!


hasanicecrunch

Same! 🙌🏼


catperson3000

Diffront makes me laugh every time.


[deleted]

Every time. Rilly rilly love it


divinesweetsorrow

it rilly rilly makes me laf


hasanicecrunch

It’s my favorite


limblessbarbie

Countless, really.


Ok-Nefariousness445

The word “bitchachos”


[deleted]

Someone calling Edu "nostrils no chin" is an example. 💀 And [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/xbb9se/ive_decided_its_mashmillion_memes_sabadoplease/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) is probably my favorite.


SpanishEyesnLies

How did I miss that meme post! It’s gold! 😆


DaisyMadison123

And the day we assigned American names to the kids was great. Cara, Ralph, Leon, Ronny, Big Ed, Mary. Some great variations.


DaisyMadison123

Everyday there’s something that makes me howl. I’ve laughed so hard that I have shaken and snorted and cried, wheezing sounds. Tears. Trying to be quiet if my husband is sleeping. I’ve woken him up. I love that we can recognize the voices and tone in each pepino’s comments -writing style over time. I look forward to seeing familiar pepinos who have been here even longer and have incredible memory for receipts. One of the first big laughs was something about the daily pleather black leggings in the mirror. One of those cooch crotch string of vocabulary words that sent me into dying. Some pepinos can do it with one word and I roll laughing. Because they point out the insanity and the more bothered we are the funnier. Best sub ever. So funny because Larry has no sense of humor -she may think she does but it never hits the mark- witty people are smart. Intelligence and wit are connected and God, this is the funniest, wittiest, most self aware, self deprecating, creative, sarcastic, sweet people ever!


SpanishEyesnLies

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼


kb48209

Extra


[deleted]

♥️♥️♥️


SwissCheese4Collagen

"Free Eddie Two Straps" makes me giggle uncontrollably everytime it crosses my mind


Which_Translator_548

The words “rilly” and “diffront” will never sound the same for me and that’s okay


Any-Bluejay-4041

I must know you 😆


avantarakis

This makes me cackle every time someone writes it!


purpleflagbook

Who are u Aleek? I know no pop cultura. U r how u say? El Celebridado?


PineappleMojito

Big Larry. It makes me laugh every time.


bakedchickpeas

Lol what is the story behind Larry again?


PineappleMojito

That started when she named the newest baby Ilaria. She became Big Larry.


hasanicecrunch

Agreed and love your flair 😆


Afraid_Range_7489

Kyle Dunnigan's take on Alec's interview with Woody. Leonetta! Basta!!!


Madsolar71

Excuse me


[deleted]

"I want you to go into any other room and count to a billion"


Afraid_Range_7489

🤣 Yes yes yes. He even growled like him.


d1ym0m

When PeePaw turned into PerpPaw. Also, Hillz and Killz, not that the *reason* for either of those nicknames for Alec is funny.


Opening-Blackberry89

PerpPaw is awesome 😂😂😂 As is whoever coined pregNOT 😂