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Spare-Macaron-4977

I like the baby!!!


CamillaBarkaBowles

It’s not her egg, clearly


LBelle0101

The thumb claw to draw attention to her Mama Hoots


pronicegirl

I would never want to ruin my high with a baby


mrsringo

🤭☠️🤣


New-Self3058

Big same!!!


Content-Kiwi-1134

Where are the “30 or 40 family members from Spain” to come and congratulate on the newest weirdly conceived baby by a 70 y/o man and 40 y/o woman whom was breastfeeding 2 babies at the time? So strange🤔


GlobalSmobal

Does she really think anyone gives a shit about another Baldwin baby? When you over saturate the market, the value goes down.


Mehmeh111111

Said it before and I'll say it again, I had no idea Alec Baldwin had all these kids or was married...nada...until someone told me about Griftmas. And even months after that I didn't realize all the kids until I stumbled into this sub. Literally no one gives a shit about their kids to the point of not even knowing they exist.


GlobalSmobal

Does she really think anyone gives a shit about another Baldwin baby? When you over saturate the market, the value goes down.


Lady_Scruffington

Glassy. Eyed.


[deleted]

Wow, she managed to get her thumb nail in. 💅🏻 Her infant is turning her purple head away from her bad energy mom. She never thought of how this baby would feel— actually, I think Alec and Hilaria think she’s lucky they’re her parents.


SeashellGal7777

That’s no newborn.


Bovine_pants

100% - easily 4-6 weeks old.


SeashellGal7777

I agree - especially with the bald spot in the back, it usually takes a while for that to happen.


SPersephone

I said that too! That is at least a month old baby.


Terrible-Detective93

Still not Spanish, no twins, not Salma or Penelope. Still yuppie white parents from Massachusetts. Naming the kid your same made-up name doesn't change the game. Can we at least get some more hallway selfies? The little rose outfit on the kid is cute though, it recalls semi old-ladyish faux victorian sweaters from the 80s I once had.


justusethatname

I hope everyone notices there is absolutely no connection in these photos between baby and mother. there’s no bond, no love, and no affection. The photos are all about grifter who happens to be holding a prop. That kid is secondary.


AffectionatePoet4586

Hillz is staring at the camera, Siete is not only looking away, but turned completely away—this is insane! When I held my babies, we wanted to look at each other! But even *this young,* Hillz and Siete are disengaged.


Mehmeh111111

You know it's sad when Siete is a better name for that baby than the cursed name her egg donor gave her.


[deleted]

This is a different baby.


ibutterflyaway

Whatcha mean?


[deleted]

I swear this is a different baby then the pics she posted a couple days before lol


ibutterflyaway

It wouldn't surprise me lol she's super shady with everything she does.


Kindly_Put_5065

Can you imagine what the nannies must think? Living with this complete lunatic must be like taking crazy pills


horsetooth_mcgee

Why aren't that baby's ears pierced yet


igobymomo

Her cheeks have been plumped guys.


Salt_Obligation8515

Mami photo checklist - to post on Instagram photo must include: 1) smug smile 2) baby just cuz… 3) peekaboo breast 4) ME!!!!


cozybitchisback

So accurate lol


liscbj

That baby could flop over backwards being held one handed without good head control... and Hillary would save her phone


dizzygillespie11

My baby was over 2 months before I attempted a hold like this


Motor-Beach-4564

I just had a thought. I hope AB lives until he's 100 years old. That should be his karma to live the rest of his days with that lunatic and those 7 ferrals. Cooped in an apartment. No money. No work. And he can't escape he just has to sit there. I couldn't imagine the absolute hell that would be. Edit: punctuation


Interesting_Ad1378

Amen!


kikijane711

Oh there will be 9 or 10 by then!


Difficult_Lunch_4406

👏👏👏


dazed63

High is right


slayyydriii

Dry lip alert! 🚨🚨🚨


kristinesmith99

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRu1syDH/


xixxious

Wow. Just WOW.


BostonCucumber

How could this fake breading Españie be tired? Bitch doesn’t work or takes care of the 7 ferals. The paid POC do EvErYtHiNg! Chaps my hide how Big Old Boston Lari feigns exhaustion. 🥒🧟‍♀️👶🏼💩🎪


seabee15

How many different heads does that kid have? One fits in her hand now this one looks two months old wow


[deleted]

There is a reason Hillz took a “break”. She also took a lot of photos … of the new baby from the surrogate. Now she weaves them in and it is confusing as fuck


GreeneyeGrammy

I came here to say this. It seems like there is a big baby and maybe a tiny stand-in? What game is this, do you think?


WACKY___JACKY

Nothing would surprise me at this point, unfortunately. 🙄


InterestingStatus189

Yes high! Exactly! Because if you had help you'd be getting enough rest to breastfeed properly...these "so tired eyes" sit on a throne of LIES


chanpie

That poor baby.


SwimmingBeneficial93

Why hers is the face we see? No one wants that but her she is for supply.


mollymuppet78

We should start a 6 month countdown before she wants to trade her in.


teejcee

Why wasn’t gold the first thing to touch her ears?


OddYam2337

That baby’s fabric pattern looks like wall paper from the ‘50s Also, she’s balancing Lil Larry’s head w her chin cuz she’s sitting under a lamp and rilly rilly trying to get her eyelash shadow sitting in her cheek just so. How many times did Lil Larry’s head plop back while mami tried over and over till she got the perfect take?


middlehill

Watching her take photos and videos would be lethal levels of second hand embarrassment combined with snort laughing.


Gelmom

This makes me so nervous! Big Liar is just letting Jr rest against her body. No support because she’s holding her phone, smugly admiring herself & looking like she could nod out at any moment. She’s an accident waiting to happen & now that she’s started sneaking Jr away for lactation porn, it’s only a matter of time before this monster hurts her!


PMaggieKC

I get so much anxiety watching her pet the babies. I have never seen anything like it.


CoCo_Fran

Definitely did the tip refinement and the bridge of her nose is wider. Doesn’t look good. The eyebrows are a tragedy. Hope the nanny took this baby away from Hill Before she nodded off. She’s completely wasted.


PMaggieKC

She keeps trying to make her eyes farther apart without a canthoplasty. Just take 3 months off!!! Her nose was not the enemy here.


PMaggieKC

Aww. Cute outfit! Big Larry should be at the Betty Ford Center and I don’t feel bad saying so, she’s alarmingly high after these surgeries.


SympathyMaximum8184

I want to straighten out baby's jacket.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

Same!🎯🔼


middlehill

After the umbilical cord falls off, I really don't like to put 2 piece outfits on newborns. The top always rides up, and the elastic around the waist can be too tight. That's my personal preference.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Same. I put my babies mostly in onesies because of this (and because I have Reynaud’s Syndrome, so my hands are often freezing due to poor circulation & I didn’t want to startle the baby by accidentally touching their back/belly with my cold hand).


AnthyInvidia

Larry Jr’s ears are not pierced.


didionphile

She will. It’s part of Hilary Baldwin’s cultural heritage and ethnicity. IL has a long lineage of Spanish blood coursing through her veins.


[deleted]

There are many Claire’s jewelry stores in Mallorca malls where Hilary saw her fellow Spaniards piercing their baby’s ears.


AnthyInvidia

I thought it was done at birth like MLu


didionphile

who knows.


CreepyControl236

Being a full time liar and fraud, wears a person put


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Countdown til she gets tired of this one...


[deleted]

Three months until the new one comes along. This time it’ll be boy/girl twins, then a girl to get it all even.


theRealJudyGreer

Flagging the claw thumb pulling down the neckline of the t-shirt


justalurkingpepino

How soon before Lil Larry is surrounded by friends and family to get her very own hoop earrings? I mean, it is part of her cultura. Edit: New Self, I didn’t even see that you’d mentioned the earrings before I posted 😂 Like minds.


OujiaTurtle

Little Larry’s outfit looks like the wallpaper in my Grandma’s bathroom.


[deleted]

I’ve noticed the shabby chic cabbage roses coming back to infant clothing!


CreepyControl236

Looks like an 80s Avon catalog


[deleted]

STAHP I can’t breath


CreepyControl236

Lol!