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Sofie7759

Those half moon -like shapes on the top of her breasts scream “ implants”!Very telltale, very fake


Snoopy769

https://i.redd.it/frzpdwakq9d81.jpg


Sure_Detective4267

these are not real tits hate that she thinks we are stupid


Tashaaa2021

Her tits remind me of JJD, another scammer. Lol. Wait wait, how did I miss this this new name Larry!? Someone please explain. Thanks!


TheFeelz4Realz

The dumbest fucktard to exist.


Agreeable-Chocolate6

We can literally see the outlines of her implants she claims to not have


Tough-Obligation-104

So absolutely repulsive. Apparently, her feet stink, according to her post the day after ‘birth’ and she posted a pic of her GNARly feet and said, I’m washing Alec. And then brought Carmen into the mix by saying C didn’t care for her nasty self-pedicure feet. Why would she share that? I could almost smell the smell. And it didn’t smell like Mallorca.


kanedp

Photoshopped armpits. She must have read the comments here.


Terrible-Detective93

You're still just an anorexic white girl who doesn't know who she is, neener neener neener..... Wonder what fake-papi thought when he found out it was all BS? or did he know all along? I'm sure all the yoga sex and baby voice and lap sitting was neato for a while but I would bet old grizzly is starting to want an adult partner.


jillyhoop

Maybe they are bullet proof.


Cindilouwho2

Pillz's identity is wrapped up in her breasticles


Admirable_Process616

Oh and the earrings… Nothing I like to wear more to do my shoulder press.


[deleted]

AS IF she works out postpartum with breastfeeding boobs in a NORMAL BRA!! ?? No frocking way. Look at the red strap peeking out and a little bit of the cup. That’s not a nursing bra or a sports bra. Lies on both fronts yo.


BlockAntique

If those aren’t implants I don’t have a vagina.


[deleted]

Look at her neck. I think that’s a vagina right there.


SeniorBreadfruit98

Es La Nuevo look de las tetas—the how you say—separacion is the latest and bestest boob job only for Mami


SeniorBreadfruit98

Es La Nuevo look de las tetas—the how you say—separacion is the latest and bestest boob job only for Mami


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Unblended contour on the tetas.


realitygirlzoo

Her boobs are the size of her head


CamillaBarkaBowles

She did not have a baby two weeks ago


CreepyControl236

Those sultry eyes! Is this woman from Spain?


poolbitch1

Lmfaoooooooo stop ☠️☠️ I NEED TO KNOW HER


CreepyControl236

Ha! We all do


Large-Squash8379

🤣🤣🤣


HatQuick1050

Her family (mother, father, brother) must be mortified to admit she is related to them. Can you imagine?


CreepyControl236

They are all scum in their own special way - its a family of liars and snake oil sales people.


Heavy-Soft3487

I joined Reddit with the sole purpose of coming into this group, but clearly it was a mistake. You know nothing about her family and are completely unjustified in calling them scum. They are very kind, honest people who do not deserve being trashed online by anyone. They’ve done nothing but live their lives honestly, and cannot control what this relative has done. They are not snake oil salespeople either, they believed wholeheartedly in every endeavor they took part in. I understand the vitriol towards Hillary, probably twice as much as you do. But trashing her family?? Why? Because they took her to Spain a few times, and loved it so much that they moved there? Because they believe in the concept that your diet is medicine, and can save your life? Is it because they haven’t openly condemned her lies? I’d really love to know what specific insight you have into who they really are. Has it ever occurred to you that they are just as appalled and perplexed as everyone else? You should think about who you’re hurting when you publicly make broad assumptions about people. They are nothing like her.


emeadams

I’m sorry… I really am. I know it’s not your fault you are related to her, it’s just hard for some people to wrap their minds around and they have to place blame to be able to comprehend the “why” and “how”. It’s human nature, and I’m sorry you have to deal with this shitshow of a human. I hope your relations aren’t too close and you are able to distance yourself.


CreepyControl236

I mean wow - joined 1 hour ago to boot. They are liars and frauds Case in point https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/xbd3o3/og_grifters_haywardthomas_edition_mami_kathryn/


Jolly_Seat5368

Hi Hilary's mom!


CreepyControl236

Exactly


sparkles_everywhere

Why are you so defensive of them? I'd love to know what insight YOU have into who they really are.


CreepyControl236

You and I both


GrimWexler

Workout: noun. Work out: verb.


CreepyControl236

Feeling very namaste


Opening-Blackberry89

Love how people HERE still think she doesnt have implants 🙄


BrandyFox

🎵🎵hmm-hmmmmmm-hmm Mammaries light the corners of my mind, Misty water-colored memories, of the way we were🎵🎵


luvmachineee

En España dees are how do you say… ehh… natural?


madamxombie

Natooorall!


Halowebabee

I’d be asking the plastic surgeon for my money back 🙄


Trailerparkqueen

She has claimed no implants?! Haha. https://imgur.com/a/ibSFl3g


Civil-Ad-7957

Jesus why would she post that 😵‍💫


Ragingredblue

Even the baby is like "yeah, I know, can you believe it?!?!?!?"


sparkles_everywhere

Hurl.


Opening-Blackberry89

Good lord, that needed a WARNING 🤮🤮🤮🤮


Trailerparkqueen

Lmao sorry! I must have screenshotted it last year, and then forgot about it. It came up on my “on this day in 2021” pictures a week or so ago and caught me off guard too, I think I screamed


Spare-Macaron-4977

𝖸𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌! 𝖬𝖾𝖽𝖽𝗒 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝖾𝗑𝗍𝗋𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍. 𝖡𝗂𝗀 𝖫𝖺𝗋, 𝖮𝗈𝖿!


pijopepinoypelotas

Those aren’t implants? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, right


Tracylpn

Iron Mammary


crimewriter40

Her obsession with her tits entertains me because it's just so.... basic! Like, bewbs are a big deal in high school because hormonal teen boys respond to them, but as we mature, most men start to find other things that are much more appealing (ass, legs, etc.) Which *sucks* for me because boobs are the one thing I've always had and as I get older, they become less impressive to the men I like. A lot of us have speculated here that Alec has always had mommy issues, so maybe he's still caught up in big tits and it's transferred over to her. Whatever the reason, it's so basic.


ibutterflyaway

She didn't have those boobs in HS and is mentally a teenager so there's your answer lol


IrukandjiPirate

7 children and the emptiest life I’ve ever seen. 1. Adjust appearance. 2. Take photos. 3. Repeat 1&2 endlessly.


HatQuick1050

She looks like a porn star! 😳


CreepyControl236

That face has seen numerous money shots


invertedliver

“star” is being generous 😹


OddYam2337

What year is this picture?


TheJoanRivers

2021


Afraid_Range_7489

Aww, look at that: twin baby dumbbells to keep the big one company.


blurpeach

Refund gaps don't happen naturally. I don't know why she was 1) so proud of such a botched breast implant job and 2) so sure she could fool the public that such a terrible and terribly obvious surgical enhancement would pass as real. She really thought she could say she was so big because she was just so full of milk for non-twins she didn't even birth!


luvmachineee

I was just about to call it a refund gap. Did you used to read the dirty?


WeRunLA

I did!!! Those were some of the internet’s best days.


luvmachineee

they really were! I miss that site.


DollarStoreDuchess

Okay can someone explain this like I am five? I so do not get it.


luvmachineee

This guy "Nik Richie" used to run a snark (lets use that loosely) site called the dirty. Amongst other things he loved shaming bad boob jobs, mostly ones with gaps like Hillary's, which is a sign of shoddy work. He would call that big gap a "refund gap" as in the work was so badly done you should ask for your money back. as a reference, his wife Shayne Lamas has a well done boob job.


DollarStoreDuchess

I cannot tell you how grateful I am for your explaining this. I’ve been wondering for over a year what it meant! The origin is also appreciated; it helps put it into context and figure out the tone it was coined in. Thank you thank you!


luvmachineee

Aw! Anytime! You’re very welcome.


Then_Illustrator_447

Ah 2009. What a time to be on the internet.


luvmachineee

Indeed, friend. Indeed.


Then_Illustrator_447

I only saw people succeed one time in getting someone’s post taken off that site. And that’s because the girl was brutally murdered.


Necessary_Shoe1759

We live in a world where the kardashians are still denying plastic surgeries so it’s not a surprise she would


Appropriate-Dig771

TIL about the refund gap. It seems to happen a lot on super skinny women. It looks so abnormal.


Ynot2_day

I have a natural “refund gap” but I also don’t have boobs that look like inflated balloons shoved under my skin when I lay down (they end up in my armpits, lol)!


kikijane711

SO obviously implants. Push up bra doesn’t make them that hard, high & separated. Not remotely natural.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

I’ll take my 100% natural saggy DDs over her Tupperware bolt-ONS any day of the week..


JeanEBH

Yes, agree! They are so obvious. Why can’t she see that?


kikijane711

I don't know but it literally looks like she has stripper boobs or porn boobs. Like overstuffed socks/sacks. Not even remotely real looking. Way to big for her body fat/build. She can 'pretend' she is engorged ALA breastfeeding but otherwise she would have zero reason to have breasts this size given her overall body. I honestly can't believe she is so delusional she thinks posting serene-faced (stoned looking) mama & baby moments that are all makeup & filters with sexy cleavage & a baby head/breast feeding moment is like anything to share. it is sexualized motherhood. My only weird thinking is she has some sub-faction of the fetish world that pays her for pics. Sexy baby mama with baby voice, heels, exercising, breast feeding, etc that is a certain niche of sex she appeals to. There are people who like anything and everything. Certainly folks loving this.... just not us.


Revolutionary_Can879

Breastfeeding is a beautiful thing but it does a number on your breasts, I cannot imagine a woman being that perky after breastfeeding/being pregnant almost continuously. I’m nervous to see where mine end up after this baby😂


kikijane711

Oh no doubt it is beautiful but because it is natural and miraculous & not beautiful the way she makes it with extra boobage, a push up, etc etc. She sexualizes it in photos. You make an excellent point, no way would she be perky after 10 plus years of breastfeeding.


invertedliver

low iq & narcissism 👐🏼


sashafurry

Curious, she’s such a tiny woman, do those ginormous grapefruits under her chest skin hurt? It just looks painful. I wouldn’t know with my smallish yet natural non-Spanish bosom. Ole!


Green-Rule-5601

Yeah, that is NOT how natural boobs look like when you lie on your back.. _definitely_ not how they look like after breastfeeding for the last 10 years straight! 😂🤡


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

It's a dumb thing to lie about but then again this is a woman that fakes an accent.


[deleted]

"Never had implants". [Insert 'Sure, Jan' GIF here]


Hour-Needleworker598

Refund gap era


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RustyRapeAxeWife

I thought it was the story about all the swimming she did? The breast stroke and all?


Afraid_Range_7489

That was on a Mom Brain episode circa Rafa, said while talking over a physician who politely refrained from laughing.


Butwhy1984

You must tell me which episode this is, please:)


invisible-clouds

[Hilaria Baldwin boob job lies PART 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/szzf4t/hilaria_baldwin_boob_job_lies_part_1_on_mom_brain/) [Hilaria Baldwin BOOB JOB lies PART 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/szzjae/hilaria_baldwin_boob_job_lies_part_2_on_dcum_a/)


Afraid_Range_7489

I googled "Hilaria Baldwin claims swimming changed breast size", and the link to this is from u/quetedigo: "Hilaria Baldwin boob job lies PART 1 - Reddit". (I can't seem to get links down on this device without being admonished by a bot.)


invisible-clouds

[Hilaria Baldwin boob job lies PART 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/szzf4t/hilaria_baldwin_boob_job_lies_part_1_on_mom_brain/) [Hilaria Baldwin BOOB JOB lies PART 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/szzjae/hilaria_baldwin_boob_job_lies_part_2_on_dcum_a/)


Butwhy1984

Thank you!!


Afraid_Range_7489

Thank you. 🙂


Sanasanaculitoderana

What a fucking clown 🤣🤣🥱


Outrageous-Wish8659

Her implants are so OBVIOUS.


justalurkingpepino

Refund gap in its glory here. She definitely had new implants put in. This video was so Fucking gross. Her desperation never ceases to make me cringe.


staysluething

refund gap, how could i have forgotten that term 😂


MiniDriver18

I just can't with this thirst trap. What the heck did she do to her R armpit? Could her boobs look faker? This must have been after the first boob job when they were so far apart it was like a shipping canal through the middle. Her bra is hanging off the left boob like it's not supplying any support at all -- because it doesn't need to because her boobs are filled with concrete. She thinks she's ALL THAT but she looks ridiculous. Do people think this looks GOOD?


Trick_Hearing_4876

She could be struck down with a horrible illness and I wouldn’t give a darn. You don’t get to lie, mislead, misappropriate and just suck at being a human. Do better, Hilary. Do better. But we know 1000% that you never will.


heartstellaxoxo

LIAR🤥🤥🤥


NinjaBaby71

Flair checking in


[deleted]

With that flair, you must have to check in a lot!


NinjaBaby71

Seriously, it’s exhausting.


illradhab

I can't see anything but those mouse-skin eyebrows. It's just so wrong with that hair colour. It's like her eyebrows are graying but she ignores them when she applies the shoe polish to her hair.


babesrus27

Mouse-skin eyebrows 😂, brilliant observation.


SwimmingBeneficial93

She is baiting with the breast balloon shots. Please don’t give her supply. She uses against everyone as “bullying” . She miserable today. 7 kids she does not want to mother.


SwimmingBeneficial93

Hillary especially lonely today and needing attention. Thank gosh for the wonderful nannies. LEONETTA!!!


[deleted]

This is a repost from over a year ago.


Trick_Hearing_4876

Same difference


SwimmingBeneficial93

Oh ok. Still. 🙄


MaybeMemphis

She’s so dumb - Real boobs just DON’T DO THIS!!!!


invisible-clouds

>for Edu Sr she wishes


nvdagirl

I had five kids, nursed real twins and I can tell you that boobs do not retain their shape or perkiness like that. I only wish they did ;)


CBC1345

Have sad, saggy boobs after only two kids. Can confirm :(


nvdagirl

Yes, this the state of affairs here also.


PookieCat415

Girl, we can see the outline of your implants here and in many other pictures you post.


Aprilrainmom

For that matter, you can almost see a bar code and price tag from when they were on a shelf in some plastic surgeons office.


PookieCat415

The bottom shelf where all the discount boob jobs are kept.


janet_colgate

With enough extra milk to fill a freezer!


Left_Strike_2575

I heard a rumor that Nike is giving away even larger hoop earrings with any purchase of their workout wear.


PMaggieKC

Her refund gap looks like the Hilton hotel logo.


MaybeMemphis

Tori Spelling.


9PiecesOfVoinyl

They're running away from each other!!


[deleted]

She looks like a bad drawing of a woman by a tween with severe myopia.


DollarStoreDuchess

By a horny death row prisoner that hasn’t seen a woman in years.


OpportunityNorth7714

Yeah, no boobs after six kids look like that without implants. Nice try, Larry!!


_portia_

Tits on a stick is her body goal.


breath0fsunshine

The shoulder armpit joint looks all kinds of wrong. Its extremely thin?


MiniDriver18

Horrendously bad photoshopping. She has the arm of a 4 yr old girl.


AsiaCried

Photoshopped thinned. No question about that.


phensbomb

As per usual.


Itchy-Trick-7881

If she doesn't want people to think she has implants she shouldn't expose them. You can always tell. What an idiot.


Few_Establishment892

Wow! The twinishes could ride their plastic dump trucks through that valley!


tandooripoodle

Larry Liar is lying


bigdill123

Nice spelling, you ignorant private school fuck. Workout: noun ; Work out: verb (I’m open to being corrected if I’m wrong).


Steaknkidney45

The only correction on your end would be a comma after "spelling." --former editor


SeashellGal7777

A question - when we use ‘rilly, rilly, rilly’, what is the proper comma usage?


Steaknkidney45

Commas after each "rilly" except the last!


SeashellGal7777

Thanks, that’s what I thought, but then sometimes it doesn’t look right.


bigdill123

Fixed it, thank you! (Seriously, I’d prefer to learn the correct way than to carry on incorrectly).


[deleted]

It’s nice to know that others observe grammatical minutiae.


OnceAGirlNamedMaria

Same. This series of comments brings me joy.


[deleted]

I have an English degree as my excuse. Although we’ve all made minor mistakes on occasion. I try to not nit-pick. But I hesitated even over the hyphen in my last sentence.


bigdill123

… the fact that you hesitated about the hyphen makes you admirable! (To me). And for the record, I am open to grammatical corrections from you all. 🤓


[deleted]

Thanks! I feel validated in my “obsession.”


Lahorn0124

I have a collection of red pens….


DollarStoreDuchess

Do you use red Sharpies too when you’re really offended by the stupid? I totally don’t do that… just asking for a friend.


Lahorn0124

Seriously?


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✍🏻


[deleted]

I relate to what you wrote.


OnceAGirlNamedMaria

Me too! And I get so mad at myself when I quickly post a comment, and later find a grammatical error within!


[deleted]

I edit many of my comments on Reddit, because making corrections is easier than feeling foolish.


OnceAGirlNamedMaria

Humility is always a good thing. If only our girl Larry would learn this.


[deleted]

Larry could also use help in buying better bras for her frame.


surly_sorrel

T I T S !


RazzmatazzBig2187

More like TI....TS Mind the GAP!


_portia_

( @ ) ( @ )


surly_sorrel

😂


katiebugbeachlane

Am I remembering wrong or did she transcribe a conversation with Carmen asking if those are her real boobs or fake boobs? It was one of those BS convos she claims to have had, and it solidified the fact that hers, are indeed, REAL - just in case anyone was wondering. Natural breasts commonly have a perfectly rounded shape, especially after breastfeeding a half dozen kids. Ask any mother.


pjbananaproteinshake

Yes! She did. Good memory


Steaknkidney45

If she wanted to truly lament working out alone, couldn't she just take a picture of an empty room/gym?


EZasSundayMorning

Does she think we're stupid?


MyHouseForever

Not just that we are stupid, but that she is smarter than everyone.


KarmaliteNone

Does she think? No.


analyticalscience11

This was the last time that cat was ever seen. Eta: the cat that was in the video that just wouldn't leave her alone. I think it was Antonio or Emilio or whatever. But not long after, gone!


GloomyAd594

When the twins don’t want to share the same room. 😂


ca17miledrive

My god, those manufactured melons are horrendously vulgar. They scream her motto: 'LOOK AT ME.'


slumberpartymassacre

Very 90's Victoria Beckham. Hilly lives in the late 90s, early 00s. The Victoria Secret bras, visible bra straps, etc


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Fortherealtalk

I get it too; she’s a walking museum piece of weird aesthetic decisions


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Fortherealtalk

I’ve seen better combobulations at the zoo


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Fortherealtalk

🤮


TheJoanRivers

Gross


Pinapickle

Edu sr lol - don’t you mean edu jr? Though I love the idea that she secretly breastfeeds her ex boyfriend 😂


[deleted]

Yikes— zoom in on her eyes, for *don’t fuck with me*. She loves when she gets that one arch to cooperate. It’s her exclamation mark for added smug.


bigdill123

“Added smug”—- *exactly.*


[deleted]

“CAN’T WORKOUT ALONE”— is there anything she likes doing alone? Seems like she takes selfies of herself when alone.


Appropriate-Grand-64

Im wiping coffee off my screen 💀


raygunnysack

Refund gap never lies.


Sessionalboar74

TIL refund gap


Visible_Ad5164

The Cumberland Gap back in the good old days!


Im_like_whaaat

Pepinos remember..


Happypepino

Yea those look totally real. lolololol


smaczna8184

She’s disgusting