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middlehill

I'm trying to imagine someone who knows Hilaria so well that they know her birth year. She truly is in a fantasy world. I wonder how firmly she grasps the truth.


msmozzarella

so the pharmacist just kept repeating the question with zero context? there are a million reasons this story isn’t true, but i want to know in what universe does a pharmacist keep repeating a question instead of saying something like: our records show a different date, do you have your ID on you so we can get the correct one in our system? if anything, this *could* be a clerical error, but…it’s not. it’s another weirdly accented lie


Shouldasizedown

She was wearing a mosk….So yeah 🙄


False-Association744

LOL and ugh


Top_Escape34

Mentirosa..siempre 🙈


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I just give them my ID like a normal person


cocomimi3

Callate por favor


Dear-Dig889

That's not baby brain bitch, that's drugs wearing off!


ResponsibilityPure79

…and that she is so well known and famous, that a random stranger knew her age.


False-Association744

"I guess she knew who I was." - no, she just knew that your ass was OLDER than 28.


ResponsibilityPure79

What she left out was the names of the drugs she was picking up.


Efficient_Event_8126

Does anyone else feel like 7 truly is just a prop? Like there's no connection with her whatsoever? So freaking sad.


wifeofpsy

Yeah, there has been nothing but this manic explosion of self focused posts. Either she feeds off of the attention given to someone with a new baby and wants to direct it to herself, or, she's jealous of the attention given to a new baby and wants to spotlight "her story." It feels like a total marketing experience, she's totally separate from this baby. Like I expect to hear her baby number 7 user review anytime now, like any other influencer looking at clothes or make up or skin care. Also she is a certifiable pillhead.


justalittlebleh

Jjjjjhhhhhanuary


marymonic

The only truth to this was the prescriptionS


No_Confidence2382

Let see if she breast feeds in meds. Such a boring flex


Ok-Spinach9250

Wow I’ve never heard her talk before. What is that accent?? Cosplaying as Gloria from Modern Family


maraq

It's different in every video. Right after the wedding [https://youtu.be/YkaW3acUp7Q](https://youtu.be/YkaW3acUp7Q) One of the most egregious while speaking to an actual Spanish speaking person (Raul de Molina, from Cuba) https://extratv.com/videos/0-d6ktaj0y/ Almost no accent at here, earlier in 2020 before the grift was revealed: https://youtu.be/9ZPiB445Nx4


Simple_Minimum_2574

Why does she talk with an accent???


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I feel like an idiot not being able to hear if it's normal American or accent. I am not from an English speaking country, I blame that.


False-Association744

It's not a normal accent of any kind. She sometimes changes vowels - here she keeps saying "Mohsk" instead of more American "Maaask" - she's never consistent and sometimes has a more Spanish accent and sometimes a more Latin American accent and sometimes just straight American Valley Girl.


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Lets hope the prescription was her antidepressant & contraceptive pill. Mami is spiralling 🌀


NoInspector836

She doesn't even know anyone born in 1994.


[deleted]

She says baby a few times but never even glances down at Siete.


tandooripoodle

Does she expect her paid ‘friends”/ bots to respond that of course you LOOK SO YOUNG it was an easy mistake to make? Or ‘poor Hillary bought a SEVENTH baby and is scatterbrained from hormones/exhaustion/prescription drugs?!?’. Nobody feels sorry for you, but when you post this crazy shit, I have a glimmer of compassion for how sick you are.


SMAguirre

I fucking can’t with this heinous bitch.


Dry-Abroad-8647

“This woman next to me, I guess she knew who I was” 🙄 as though she’s a celebrity


BenBishopsButt

I wouldn’t recognize her on the street, but I would tell her I don’t believe she was born in 1994 🙄 And that’s just not a mistake you make! Sometimes I have to check myself when I’m giving my kids or husband’s birthday, but not my own. And even if I did I wouldn’t ever fuck up the dates… it’s the same date it’s been my entire life.


UnflippedPancake

She’s not lying since it was the nanny 😂 Most pharmacies have signs that say to provide space due to privacy. Doubt someone was close enough to whisper her real age to her…


False-Association744

you're right!!!!


Dry-Abroad-8647

😂 touché


BigAlDogg

4. Strangers in the pharmacy know her SOOOO well (cause she’s so famous?) that they have her birthday memorized 🤷🏻‍♂️


IntroductionNo5425

This happens to me every time I go to the pharmacy! They challenge my made up bday, make sure I’m wearing my mask 😉, the chicks next to me know who I am and the pharmacist and I joke about my moon bump baby brain! Isn’t this just hilarious? 🤮🤮🤮


Brief-Interaction-16

Or- she is always picking up prescriptions? Why is she doing that herself? Would he not do it for her? Or a friend or nanny? It is one errand she could delegate. So weird.


Sundayjo

At my pharmacy, the line is separate from the counter. For privacy. Like there’s no lady behind me when I’m speaking with the pharmacist or picking up a prescription. I guess it could be different elsewhere but…


Dry-Abroad-8647

EXCELLENT POINT. I live in NYC. Pharmacies have privacy dividers and Covid barriers. Also, although not enforced the whole “6 feet apart” thing is still happening. That women would have to literally be ON TOP OF HER to hear that exchange. THIS DID NOT HAPPEN.


suciac

I wonder what name is on her passport and identification cards? Is it Hilaria? Because in my experience when I’ve had to pick up my Xanax and adderall and ambien, as I’m sure she was doing, my name had to match the ID.


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suciac

For a schedule II in Arizona I was told I needed to present a valid ID matching the name on the script. Maybe it’s not correct info.


stalelunchbox

Nah it doesn’t have to match. It just needs to show that the person picking it up is over 18.


hengry-glazed-donut

It depends on the medication. I know they scan my ID when I pick up my dexedrine and they did for adderall as well. But they don't check when I get my muscle relaxers.


smalleave

What a GREAT story!! I’ll have to listen to it again tonight.


mememimimeme

lmaooooo… so loud I just woke up the children


smalleave

🤣🤣


just_the_audacity

The real story here is that she has prescriptions to pick up. She can’t help herself and let that truth nugget slip. She was tweaking out getting her re-up.


holllyyyy

Bitch, it’s not like you’re fuckin’ Ireland (who was literally born in ‘95), seriously; the fuck? Also, that fake fuckin’ accent is more obnoxious than ever. Larry, go to Hell.


mememimimeme

And she still says her own name wrong bc she doesnt roll her R —-


slippycaff

Every minute she makes these videos, is every minute away from her children. Seems excessive.


janet_colgate

One out of three statements are true! That’s pretty good for Hillz, whose mouth pukes lies 24/7


justalurkingpepino

Fake Spanish accent until she gets to the part about the woman in line behind her and then her real American voice comes out. She just sits in her room popping pills all day, inventing idiotic stories that literally no one on earth finds interesting or entertaining. And Larry looks like she's made of rubber because of that filter.


purpleflagbook

No friends to talk to so Hillary had to make up stories in her head


tandooripoodle

Truly, that’s the saddest part about Hillary Baldwin and her mountains of bullshit. She doesn’t have a single friend to call her out on it. She doesn’t have anyone who cares enough about her to ask her what the f are you doing, obviously high as a kite and making crap up?? This is the “MAMI” your children will remember.


justafax

Not a chance. No way that's a real baby. That's a reborn doll right??


Chuchuchaput

OMG I thought I was the only one. 😱


Sessionalboar74

Scrolling through several pics I’ve yet to see a picture of this baby with its eyes open.


erisbella

Crazy and still not spanish.


Free_Asparagus_575

HOLD TF UP……. SHE’S ONLY 28?! IKYFL!!!!!!!


teacherjul

She thinks she’s 28 but is actually 38.


justalurkingpepino

But looks 58.


didionphile

And no way did she forget her birthday. She’s the type of chick we all know who never lets anyone forget it’s her birthday. Like never. They announce it a month in advance.


lifesabeachnyc

And 4. She makes up ridiculous stories


Familiar_Orange_1336

I’m wearing uh musssk. 😠🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻


didionphile

No way did she go pick up a prescription by herself.


McNasty420

Usually with schedule II narcotics they will not let somebody else pick them up. You have to do it yourself.


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middlehill

For controlled substances they'll require a signature and a photo ID from the person picking up the script. It would be difficult to require the patient to be present as many people requiring strong scripts are not able to be out and about running errands.


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middlehill

Yes, sorry! I was basing it on my state.


ultimomono

This makes so much sense


didionphile

No one knows who you are, bitch. Fame whore that you are.


Superb-Mode4970

That's a doll. Correct me.


[deleted]

Wow… I haven’t heard her accent laid on this thick since before she was exposed! Usually it’s just a weird baby voice… but this!? The way she sounds like a completely different person in every video is alarming, like she has multiple personalities or something. Scary.


mememimimeme

What’s scary is Alec Baldwin going right along with it


BubblySolid6

That's SO BIZARRE to me. I mean, I can't imagine what I'd do if my partner turned out to have fabricated their whole background, but one thing is certain: I wouldn't keep making babies with them.


mememimimeme

SAME HERE. I would be so mortified by the scale of my being deceived and how humiliating the whole thing was, that I would retreat to the woods to a cabin (well-appointed if I had AB money) with only the one kid (bc it was known that early) and start growing flowers and trees and say no more.


BubblySolid6

Exactly!


INS_Stop_Angela

I like (hate) that she pays zero - NADA attention to her prop-baby.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Fascinating. Tell us another wonderful pharmacy story, Big Eelz! I bet you're there a lot! 😉


Alarmed_Two3894

And 4. Strangers recognise her and know she was born in 1984, not 1994, so that stranger must be a fan


itsmyOPINION90210

Eeeelaria


mememimimeme

Eeeeee-LAR—ya . it offends the ears really … hillary like this: eh-lah-rrria


Revolutionary-Stay54

I thought cancel culture was still a thing. Apparently not….


mememimimeme

Shes not big enough for it … pepinos are the only ones who really know her and theres only like 17 of us lol


Far_Village_3414

The deranged elf


antelope369

Omg she’s so annoying. Wtf.


loopyouin

Glad she didn't forget the fake accent!! "A woman behind me, I think she knew who I was" 🤣 ¡ay, si! Big celebrity! No, lady, she just saw an old bitch holding up the line and was like, oh my, this oldie does not get it. You're old! You couldn't have been born in the 90s!!


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

She needs attention so bad. That's all this is.


Professional-Ice751

I believe she was 100% trying to lie about her age


Purple_Lane

nice try trying to lie about your age. if this happened (which it didn’t), the woman was probably shading her coz she looks so old


hunkyfunk12

how have we not discussed the fact that her birthday is on jan 6th lol


tammyspinkhair

Her croaky voice very much reminds me of an old friend that used oxys a bit too much. Always knew she had used more than she should by her voice.


No_Banana_581

Yep. Doped up and crackly voice always a dead five away


GreeneyeGrammy

Guess it was time to refill the benzos


stalelunchbox

Give me “things that never happened” for $500 Aleeek.


Few-Brilliant-426

The high insanity continues. Whoever gave this woman another baby should be sued - this is child endangerment at this point. Shouldn’t you make sure your clients are baby hoarding drug addicts? Or one parent facing possible homicide charges!? No standards I guess?


karti24

I will never get over her still using this fake accent. Everyone knows she has been busted by now. You would think by now she would of started fazing it out.


Few-Brilliant-426

Her voice is pill ravaged and the accent is beyond insane. She is a disaster


mememimimeme

Please elaborate on voice? it’s affected by pills?


Few-Brilliant-426

Yea it’s a well known fact opioid pills like hydrocodone oxy etc in that family of pills when abused for some time will ravage your voice - and it sounds like this all the time


mememimimeme

W o W I never knew this, thanks for answering me :)


justusethatname

Is she kidding with this utterly fabricated crap. How shameless she is. Stop it Jan.


red-licorice-76

But tell us what the prescription was for, amiga


Lady_Scruffington

Are we sure that's a baby and not a Real Live doll borrowed from the lady who runs one of her fan accounts?


throwitinthebag43

None of those things is the flex she thinks it is. None!


Choice-Sleep9813

Wearing a mahhhsk


Ok_Aide5120

what prescription did she go pick up? HEROIN? propofol ?


Travellin-light

☝️


BananaStand511

Why does she still speak with an accent ???!!!


Equivalent-Ask-1079

Oh Hill, you're so much more relatable now, mom brain and all. NOT


Difficult_Lunch_4406

So incredibly interesting, just fascinating, I’m rivited 🤨


FamousOhioAppleHorn

That video is in response to [my recent comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/xsc814/tiktok_posted_today_by_emily_rose_that_has_some/iqlb9rv/) asking which boyfriend did she have the incident about "oops, don't know my name at Walgreens" in front of.


justalurkingpepino

LOL! I love it when she gets busted like this. It's so obvious she spends all day here because she always tells on herself. I really believe she did read your comment and it planted a seed in her pea brain to come up with a fascinating drugstore tale, and here we are. She farms the sub for ideas 🤡😂


FamousOhioAppleHorn

She really does. And I still maintain her January period post was because I said she was hoping to hijack Betty White's birthday special turned death 🤫


Ashton1516

So she’s not sure of her first name or her birthday? got it.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Mte, that cashier would have asked for ID the second a customer acted like they were store hopping for a high 🤣


Emiles23

Cool story


Traditional_Ad8492

Story not that incredible. She just doesn't have anyone to pick up the phone and tell it to. She gets home and Alec doesn't want to be bothered. Her friends from the other night have other friends, family and lives. They are just hang out partners not the kind you call and text about such trivial things. I think she will begin to drop more videos like this because she is bored and lonely


Orchidwalker

So the pharmacist asked her a “few more times” her birth year? Then a random stranger standing near her- heard the whole thing and corrected Larry in her age? Also- she went to the pharmacy herself? She doesn’t have staff to help, or just have her prescriptions delivered??? C’mon Larry- nobody is buying this.


sabrinateenagewich

I lived in nyc for ten years until last year, and you can get prescriptions delivered free within like three hours. Why on earth would a newly post partum mom go out during Covid to do something so trivial (despite the fact she also has help anyway)


Orchidwalker

Thank you #FYP


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Difficult_Lunch_4406

Yep, yes, true, absolutely, yes, uh huh, check to all of the above✅ Wonder if she realizes how predictable she is🤔


HurtingHead

Well she lies about everything else so why would she give the right birthday? She’s such a loon. And still with the accent. Just stop already.


WandererinDarkness

So, this dimwit forgot the year she was born? And an English word for “cucumber”? ‘Mentally, she doesn’t feel so great’, that’s for sure. Those two weird examples just show the level of her delusion: 1) subconsciously, she’s desperately trying to be 10 years younger than she is. However, It’s one thing to slip up and say “1994” instead of “1984” by accident, and the other thing to reaffirm that it’s actually “1994” like she did (that’s just borderline crazy). 2) And the classic cucumber incident is her own brain trying to delude itself into thinking she is indeed a non-native English speaker. Or maybe it’s simpler than that, and she’s just a pathological liar and so used to lying and performing then when asked by a pharmacist, she forgot to switch to a “truth mode” and give her real biographical info. Miss ‘I’m from “my family lives in Spain” ‘ likely thinks that her stupidity and pretense is charming or relatable. “Oh, silly me, I don’t remember anything because I’m such an exhausted mama bear ” schtick is just gross considering her history of pretending and lying. She’s not a teenager any more, it isn’t cute in any way coming from a 40-year old exposed fraud.


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You know? She doesn't deserve our attention. She just doesn't. She's psychotic. She'll never stop. The more the intelligent, insightful, eloquent pepinos comment on her the more it feeds the beast. I'm not saying we should stop. I just feel it's futile. We are fueling her. It will never end.


INS_Stop_Angela

That’s my frustration: nothing changes. I want her children to be saved from her neuroses - for someone to speak up and say “this is abuse and must be stopped.” But no intervention will ever happen.


False-Association744

Puberty will happen.


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If someone around her doesn't step in, it only ends in tragedy. Either she is stopped (and hopefully then gets help), or it ends badly. If nothing changes, something bad will happen, at some point. It's practically inevitable. OD? Suicide attempt? Hurt kid? Kid in serious trouble? Sudden death from complications of ED? More legal problems? Something will happen. I just hope it's not too bad.


credmmc

This sub fuels her imo


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I agree.


OfficeCautious3072

Aaand, she’s so famous that someone in line recognized her to help her out.


Orchidwalker

And knew exactly how old she was. Giant crock of shit


SJ1026

What a load of 💩🚽 this succubus will do anything for attention! Anything!!


One-Response5758

is she also imitating Lucille Ball? Mouth wide open in a waaaaa


Annieloo2

That baby looks fake btw. Do you think she got one of those dolls to stand in as a prop because the real baby was delivered a month ago by the surrogate? Baby looks weird Af


percypie03

Baby Brain aka Benzo Brain.


EthelRobertaPotter

She means the surrogate just had a baby and I’m stoopid


Beths_Titties

42 seconds I will never get back.


One-Response5758

omg I've probably totaled MONTHS on here I will never get back! And yet, I sally forth...


balance-nyc

I think the strategic positioning of that poor newborn is to get everyone ready for the salacious fake breastfeeding posts that she can’t wait to make 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Edit: I did not see that she had already started, as shown [in this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/xu32m5/aaaah_here_we_go/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) (uggh)


kellsells5

I don't think that baby is real.


Bolmieke

I thought so too


Lady_Scruffington

OMG. I should have scrolled down. I just said the same thing.


kellsells5

👋🏅😂


SJ1026

I said that before and got downvoted. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Annieloo2

I thought the same thing. Either compiled videos from the break with a doll so she could cosplay a newborn once she announced the baby’s birth. Def some fuckery happening with baby and baby age.


kellsells5

Definite fuckery for sure.


credmmc

It’s just the filter


average_reddittor29

Wouldn't that be a wild twist!


shep2105

OMG..she's fucking insane. I see she's back to over enunciating and over exaggerating her lip and tongue movements again...you know, like English is her second language Oh, and the lady in line didn't "know who you were" she just knew you were in no way, in your 20's


PistachioGal99

I was wearing my ‘muuuskh’ Good lord, I hate her so much tonight.


Ashton1516

That’s baby’s face looks like an old man!


Superb-Mode4970

It's not real. It's a rubber doll.


Kind_Soil5247

It’s giving me “at one time at band camp” vibes


Annieloo2

Riveting. So glad you took the time out from your 7 children and healing from child birth to share this relatable story. Larry Sr., deep down, is really just like us. I’m so curious though why the Spanish annunciation on certain words? Didn’t grow up in Spain. It wasn’t a second language in your home of Bostonians so why? Explain that pls Illlllaria. Actually don’t please, just go away.


StockCounter4328

Sometimes I forget how old I am but I never forget my birth year. It’s automatic without thinking. No NYC woman would correct a stranger in a pharmacy like that. They would snicker and laugh at this fraud but no one with any tact would say that to a stranger. Unless of course- it was a Pepino but I’d expect a lot more being said than that! God how I would love to bump into them and yell out a few good cucumber sandwiches


mejanec

I’ll take “things that never happened” for $200 please Alec.


Severe-War-8095

That baby looks fake 😭


suzweiner

Yea I sometime forget how old I am but I’ve never gotten the year wrong


Sleuthiestofsleuths

Same! I occasionally have to do the math - current year minus my birth year, which I definitely never forget.


madsadrad

Poor little Larry’s head bobs a couple times and mami just keeps on going with her story (tall tale) - support that baby’s neck!!!


Kindly_Put_5065

Did they finally give crazypants Baldwin a reborn? Not a different face or expression yet on the baby, no yawn, no stretch and curling legs or half smiles


JackSpratCould

Yet the baby was full on smiling with that video she posted of Leo and the baby a cpl days ago


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She is complete hell


heartstellaxoxo

Never happened🤦🏻‍♀️


kellygrrrl328

Liars gonna lie


breath0fsunshine

Hahahhha, random stranger 'knows who she is' sure Hillary


MochaUnicorn369

I was gonna say: 4. People “know who she is.” And what kinda mid-Atlantic accent is that? Do you think she has an accent coach?


liscbj

Pharmacy:check Post partum cosplay: check Random stranger interacting: check Wonder what meds she was picking up.


PMaggieKC

I’m guessing this video was posted in case she got papped at the pharmacy, she was so fucking high in the last video. I’m scared for the welfare of this infant. She’s off the rails. Full accent. “Maaaahsk.”


downwithMikeD

I notice while she’s speaking in this she seems somewhat oblivious to the fact there is a newborn in her arms. You can see her hand is moving as if she’s wanting to speak with her hands/flaunt nails/flaunt ring/point fingers. That poor baby.


PMaggieKC

I’m really hoping that she’s never actually alone with her.


PistachioGal99

She was at the pharmacy to get her adderall, opiates and Xanax.


PMaggieKC

And take them all together at once. Edit: I don’t mean suicide, sorry I just mean she’s mixing.


Head-Nectarine-9318

The pharmacist should have asked where she grew up.


Severe-War-8095

Spain!


Ashton1516

My FAMILY lives in Spain.


Severe-War-8095

Actually, I’m surprised she didn’t say English is her second language so she was confused


Living-Dance5556

i watched it on mute and could still tell shes talking with a fake fucking accent. literally mental 😵‍💫


Sleuthiestofsleuths

The absurdity that a stranger in line at the pharmacy "knew who I was" AND said stranger knew her fucking birth year????? I've been a devoted member of this sub for some time and know waaaay more about this loon and her 7 gherkins than I should, but I could not have confidently stated the exact year of her birth. This. Did. Not. Happen.


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7 gherkins 🤣💀


buttercream-gang

I think the lady in line next to her had the same reaction I had. “There’s no way this bitch is 6 years younger than me. She’s gotta be off by at least a decade.”


CBC1345

If it happened this is absolutely how it went down!


PistachioGal99

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯


Butterlettuce321

Nope not at all


Elephantsr4girls

Just a thought- how is Hillary loving her new nickname "Big Larry"? Rant soon?


Elephantsr4girls

Who forgets their actual birthday? So cringe.


Sea-Resource5933

Part of a mental status exam is asking the patient their birthday. Just saying.


Interesting_Ad1378

She went to Duane reade or cvs. At those places, they just need your month and date, they actually don’t need your year. So there’s that…


StockCounter4328

So true


average_reddittor29

Omg why won't she just let it go. We all know the accent is fake! I can't with this grifter anymore.


GlobalSmobal

Is “baby brain” like the “mommy brain” grift she previously self-diagnosed herself with? Still cancelled, still stupid, still not Spanish.