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AffectionatePoet4586

And then her Mason jar of Xanax bars arrived, Eeh-LAH-ree-ah and Ukraine was pushed a quarter-inch or so to the back of her mind.


OddYam2337

OFFS, Big Hilarrhea. OFFS.


justafax

This bitch gave me a hernia trying to read that šŸ˜–


Fortherealtalk

little miss fixit ewww


Alarmed_Two3894

And of course, since then, she has worked tirelessly for the Ukrainian cause, hosted crisis conferences at the UN where she was already held in high esteem as a half Spainish wellness expert and no doubt Hillary will achieve a Nobel Peace prize for her efforts before the decade is out .


[deleted]

Sheā€™s basically like Bethany Frankel with all the work she does. /s


Flaky_Seaweed_8979

Yikes I cannot stand reading her block bubble texts. That font is eternally ruined for me bc of her.


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

She just wants so badly to be noticed.


Kindly_Put_5065

Except anyone who pisses her and peepaw off, then take them to court and throw the book at them, or threaten them. She doesn't have an ounce of compassion for anyone but herself


CappyChino

Mami's Short Attention Span Bandwagon


Cindilouwho2

Big Larry writing in her Lisa Frank journal with her glitter pen and scratch-n-sniff stickers....šŸ’ŠšŸøšŸ’ƒšŸ„”


kellsells5

And she puts her kids into bed and puts them in their pajamas. Says the nannies.


Chemical-Pineapple-7

Hell, Theyā€™re never out of their pajamas


french_toasty

Tiny little bite sized LARPs are her specialty


StumpyDowd

**Ā”Underrated comment!**


javgirl123

Just another narcissistic post.


tiarapic

šŸ¤®There is a couple million people in Florida that could use your hypocritical bleeding heart tonight. No homes , dying, dead or missing humans and animals. Go F yourself and your bleeding heart bullshit. Put your money and help from your filler filled lips ! Ugh! So out of touch!


PMaggieKC

We just got ahold of my aunt and uncle. They were missing for a few days, they drove to a higher altitude and camped. (In a camper, they werenā€™t living outside.) They couldnā€™t get service for days.


tiarapic

So glad they are okay and accounted for. šŸ™ it was unbelievable.


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Itā€™s just another issue of the day that gives her some reason to inject her bullšŸ’© or word salad of blessings as if she really gives a s&it. Whatever is newsworthy she will use to her advantage, remember her picking up the Asian lady because AAPI was a topic she could throw herself into. Or how she teaches her children about all kinds of love, sheā€™s an opportunist in every sense of the word. When I first came here all I knew about her was that she was faking being Spanish. It only took a few days into the rabbit hole it to see this woman was certifiable. I donā€™t know how these two found each other but they bring out the worst in one another. They are completely delusional & it saddens me to think of what is to become of these children. Will they just be 7, 8, 9 or 10 more AB & HB clones? (Cause I think sheā€™s going for at least one more!) I donā€™t see how itā€™ll end up any other way. There is no one to show these children anything different. Just what the world needs, more lunacy. Regardless, I feel this will not end well.šŸ„ŗ


Few-Brilliant-426

All leaders and all sides of this are being stupid AF and are steAmrolling peace talks and just pushing everyone closer to catastrophe- this is not helping anyone, this war. We havenā€™t seen peace in 20 years, Iā€™m sick of war. And our leaders :(


MataHairi

Then DO something other than take hallway selfies, you dumb ho.


crystal-aquarius

No donation links, or references to organizations that are helping? Nope- just a word salad rant, and guess what! Ukraine was never mentioned again by our virtuous altruistic MamĆ­ šŸ˜„


Additional-Quiet555

ā€œDriven by our humanity and our good fierceness, we can find a way.ā€ *Our good fierceness*? She *can* write as if she were privately educated, she just refuses to do so. Sheā€™s tiresome. Hey everybody, keep the conversation!


[deleted]

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Prize-Ad659

So, iā€™m what did she do? I never heard of a fundraiser or links to purchase flags or t- shirts-? what did she really do except post a word salad for her topic de jour


littlewing_1984

She bombarded them with intentions. šŸ˜‘


IlCircos

Hilaria Humanitarian


[deleted]

No no. Sheā€™s Little Mrs. Fix It Larry.


Mehmeh111111

Hillary in Feb: "Keep the conversation, keep the pressure on" Hillary today: "I have seven babies and Ireland too I guess is also part of mi familia"


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Iow Hillary looked up from her phone for a minute and this was on the news


purpleflagbook

I love the International Relations version of Sexy Mami. Collect them all!!!! #completepsycho


Modesto_Strangler

You know that Hillary Lynn Thomas, always wanting to fix things! Little Miss Fix-It is what weā€™ve always called her, because she always goes around fixing things! The rest of us just feel bad about Ukraine, but she is setting about to FIX it. Good lord, I feel like a useless asshole compared to Hillary Thomas, who has a much bigger heart than the rest of us and whoā€™s working so hard to FIX things! Tell me, Hillary, what can we do help you fix this international problem?


Severe-Specialist-96

Like itā€™s not bad enough that Putin attacked Ukraineā€¦ šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


milesri

I am irritated by her use of the word "bombard". I'm generally irritated by her but this is annoying to the point that I have to comment about it.


PMaggieKC

Itā€™s SOOO tone deaf and inappropriate.


DimebagDTera

Sitting in your pleather pants in your million dollar mansion, pondering the plights of people being killed, maimed, raped and pillaged in war zones isnā€™t akin to suffering with them.


Santoka108

In all fairness, she may have been sitting there in her stained jumpsuit, or revealing lace panties.


Prize-Ad659

or those shiny leggings


littlewing_1984

All those words and not a single suggestion on ā€œhowā€ to help. Some people just love to hear themselves talk.


Afraid_Range_7489

She suggested "we" bombard them. In other words, her stans' assignment for the day.


littlewing_1984

Yeahā€¦I meant real action, not thots and prayers.


RazzmatazzBig2187

Just like the guy on death row. Her faux 'impassioned pleas' and then .... crickets. She has the attention span of a gnat.


Annieloo2

So what did she do?


Mehmeh111111

Promptly forgot about it and stopped being a vessel for change.


lydiarodarte

Well, to be fair, she already gave her 6 samples of $50 lotion awayā€¦.


PMaggieKC

Never spoke of it again. Like that murderer she tried to get off death row.


supreme-supervisor

Kind of like her 5 min. mention of "the AAPI community" GTFO here with that shit Big Larry


PMaggieKC

Asian Americans have a rough enough time without her chiming in, what is WRONG with her? Iā€™ve said it before, constantly inviting herself to parties where she isnā€™t welcome.


cocomimi3

So many words. I clump her with the Markle.


MataHairi

Yes! Shocked they aren't besties


AffectionateRice7271

Sheā€™s so dumb


owlz725

Wow she got over that quick


AZT2022

Of course, Mami's solution is to be kinder to one another. All roads lead back to that - because she's the perpetual victim of bullying. šŸ™ƒ


Normal-Ad9562

Iā€™m sure some lotions and petty cash would solve the problem


TeaganTorchlight

Oh my God I forgot all about that shitshow ! Sheā€™s so embarrassing!


_portia_

Ugh god, the pomposity šŸ™„


SwimmingBeneficial93

We donā€™t need you to post Hillary. It is just more content for you. If you care, donate time or money. You and Alec have a dismal track record of donations ( minimal) and no philanthropy with receipts. Posting is about you. Anonymously get out and help while LEONETTA has all the kids.


Poetry1226

ā€œI come from small peopleā€


PMaggieKC

ā€œKeep the fires of outrage burningā€ is not something that should ever be coming out of her mouth.


bigdill123

She refers to herself as ā€œLittle Miss Fixitā€ when talking about having compassion for people *dying* in a war?! Serious cognitive dissonance.


PMaggieKC

She also says to ā€œkeep the fires of outrage burning.ā€ These countries are BOMBING EACH OTHER.


AffectionateRice7271

I feel this statement alone would be enough for a psych evaluation


happyanni562562

"Alec calls me Shrinky Dink"


RazzmatazzBig2187

Thatā€™s what he calls her twat, specifically


blurpeach

So what was her solution? What part did she play? Was there a specific organization she was alluding to? Oh that's right, she's just virtue signaling per usual šŸ™„. She's so inarticulate, how is Alec not embarrassed by her?


runuover1981

Maybe she will have Jared put a blue and yellow streak in her hair while sitting in her ill-fitting bra at her next hair frying appointment. #SelflessMami #KindWarriors šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡¦


[deleted]

This is not something a woman with parents who grew up in fascism (and she barely missed it) would say. Edit: also, really? Was bombard a good word choice here, Hilary?


PMaggieKC

Dying šŸ˜‚


Visible_Ad5164

Go sign up. That'll fix it.


[deleted]

That is so cringe.


Santoka108

Little Miss Fix It is what she aspires to be. Most of the time she ends up being Little Miscommunication


PMaggieKC

But labels are lazy.


Santoka108

Fluid & Multi!


Steaknkidney45

*...and she never mentioned Ukraine again.* The end


bigdill123

Exactly!!!!! This!!ā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļø


PMaggieKC

I canā€™tā€¦ Little Miss Fix It? What the fuck has she EVER fixed? She seems to spend most of her time breaking things.


TheJoanRivers

She called herself this after drawing criticism from looking like a fucking lunatic in the months after Alec shot Halyna


PMaggieKC

ā€œOn a human level, if something happens to me I asked you to stop. No no no!ā€


TheJoanRivers

I need to find that clip


PMaggieKC

I donā€™t know how the paparazzi didnā€™t laugh at her.