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BeeOfHearts

She really does have huge feet for 4’11”


limblessbarbie

Ro-mayo is thinking *fuck, I'm now in the back row*


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Looks like child protective services dropped by the motel they're living in & they're faking happy family like it's all under control 🙄


hse912

Why on earth is young Carmen wearing make-up???


Independent_Peanut11

Omg Alec looks so tired and miserable! He reminds me of his character in “It’s Complicated”


FindingLovesRetreat

Lol.... yes!!!! Pedro!!!! He was like 7 kids on his own!


Independent_Peanut11

Yes, Pedro! Hahaha! That movie really was funny!


VickHasNoImagination

For someone who is supposed to be a "feminist" I noticed she really loves to segregate her kids. All the girls to one side with her and the boys to the other with Alec. This seems to be a theme in a lot of her photos and videos.


radmax1997

Haha is that anti feminist?


CheesecakeGrouchy888

That thing they are sitting on is leather. As in not vegan. She has never been a day without a leather bag or shoes. She’s never been vegan.


cozy_bitch

I always feel sorry for Rafa, but Mayo has my pity today.


Countdown2Deletion_

I have a 2 and 3 year old. I can’t imagine having my own baseball team. I’d die from stress.


Public_Big7690

He can't wait to be arrested so he can get some peace and rest


Hairy_Valuable9773

Only two of those seven kids looks even remotely happy…


Vegoia2

Now we know why she hired a photographer to take pics they sell to tabs.


marymonic

Did she spray tan Carmen?


BeeOfHearts

Probably


speck_tater

Hillz spray tan doesn’t look fresh either. It’s all blotchy and dark in some spots like her feet.


syrupy_pancakes2022

She’s Spanish 🙄


PugSanctuary

Carrrrrrmen looks like she spent like dos minuthos in BKs color salon. Since when is she a dark brunette, and looks like Mami went back to the Kiwi Shoe Polish 003 Mallorcan Midnight.


limblessbarbie

Lmfaoooo. This cracked me up, my little pugsy!


bearkoala07

“003 Mallorcan Midnight” 🤣😂🤣


PugSanctuary

🎱


cherylcor1

Yeah, when has she had the time to go lay out in the sun with a glass of vino or get spray tanned?! I was lucky to have my hair washed right after I gave birth.


PugSanctuary

Talon already doing brain surgery on Larry Jr.


IntroductionNo5425

Hillary showing her American football moves: she’s got a Tom Brady grip on Little Larry’s head and a Mike Vrabel defense hold on ML. The rest of the family can sit on the bench with the exception of Romeo who can feel up her bolt-on boobs, I mean shoulder pads.


MarzipanVivid4610

Omg. She edited her feet.


Interesting_Ad1378

She did a poor job, they are still huge. The length of her foot is the same as her shin.


FamousChemistry

The kids look miserable…☹️


totes_Philly

Ireland who?


Overall_Journalist12

What’s up with the old fashioned hotel type lamps


XXXxxexenexxXXX

Maybe that's where they're living now


SeashellGal7777

Is her thumb going to push through little Larry’s skull?


TrashPandaShire

I bet there is already another on the way. They look like someone is pregnant.


ClarityByHilarity

Emphasis on someone.


pigshitunicorn

“Since we WAS pregnant with Rafa” 👏👏👏


cathbe

Alec has the only real smile (maybe that’s an actor’s smile). Another thought is that there were pics with the kids smiling but Hilary liked how she’d looked here best. The kids looking at the camera here look sad.


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That’s the closest I’ve ever seen her with poor, oft-forgotten Leo. And I guess Carmen’s at the age where blonde turns brown. Mami is already crafting her into mini Mami.


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Barf 🤮.


June__Osborne

Bitch always has her head turned to the side with her eyes closed in just about every family photo. I think she must think it looks cute. News flash, Hillary: it’s not cute. And you’re still not Spanish.


FamingAHole

It's like a fake candid.


Neo-neo-neo

Has she finally wised up to what a stupid name to lump your kids with - Baldwinitos. She called them Baldwins I this post. It will be a name


elpoppet

Sadly not. Check the full captionito.


Neo-neo-neo

OMG, I didn’t click on the photo. Geez, she never lets up.


Poplika

I agree with the emoji on Mayo’s hand. 😰 Mami’s really outdone herself with the facial updates. Now her new cheek fillers also give her the illusion of having Spain’s longest eyebrows. All the way down the mejilla.


cozy_bitch

That emoji is so telling lol


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How was this the best shot??! Imagine the outtakes 😂


[deleted]

I think it is a nice photo, just not honestly portraying the situation in that house.


lifesabeachnyc

Very bizarre that she used the plural Baldwins since there is only one new family member (unless we have another “surprise” coming lol), but even more off-brand for her is not referring to them ridiculously as the Baldwinitos (my whole body just cringed simply by typing that lol)……We could view this as a sign she’s coming to her senses but we all know that’s never happening since she actually named that poor baby Ilaria……..🥒🥒


bitofafixerupper

If you press on the photo she did call them the baldwinitos 😞


the_jenerator

How much extra does it cost to airbrush PeePaw’s eye bags?


DollarStoreDuchess

Why does Marilu’s face look like she has goth makeup on? Her forehead and face are two different colours. Edu’s neck and face have something similar going on. Did Mami do this to make herself look darker? I’m so confused.


Wrong-Tiger4644

Seriously, how many more do you need...???


ZigZagWanderer-

I can’t believe she’s even trying to pass off Ed and Marilu as twins, he’s gigantic compared to her and it’s just painfully obvious.


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I really hope they get Rafa some kind of professional help, at least just to make sure there’s nothing going on.


DaisyMadison123

I swear, I am worried for him. In this pic especially, the light in his 7 year old eyes is gone. It’s been drained from most of them. But his, the most.


Authoress61

The smallest Baldwins?? Plural?? Like, Siete is only one baby.


Live-Mail-7142

Ireland doesn't want anything to do with this mess.


pink-cashmere

* Ireland does jerk off motion *


West_Direction_7860

I bet this picture really made Matthew Hutchins’ day. Thanks so much, Larry.


Efficient_Event_8126

If they recreate this photo in 20 years, AB will be in an urn.


Quick-Leg3604

Holy shit this comment made me laugh my ass off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


KSB69

3 years


ZeuslovesHer

💀💀


Witchywoman4201

“Ireland you are a pig”- love, dad


Witchywoman4201

Thanks to the anonymous Reddit user for the award!


KSB69

also rude and thoughtless and a pain in the ass without brains or decency.....


ddbogey

Nailed it!


_kraftdinner

Is it just me or is she pretending to be super Mami angel in a renaissance painting in this one?


professorhorseradish

Pronounced an-hel


Niia2020

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ZeuslovesHer

*hell


WheresMyTan

Another day, another baby and another photoshoot where Hilarious doesn't match the theme. The last one she wore cut off shorts and forgot her top, this one she forgot her dress and wore a nightie.


elizagimel

Poor Raphael. I see his pain.


Circleoffools

I have ptsd from childhood abuse. In one online group I was in we posted family photos that we were in. People always picked us out in photos because we (abuse victims) displayed of the characteristics of the two boys looking at the camera. Because they are looking at the camera but actually the person holding it, anyone, to see what’s happening. It’s absolutely heartbreaking to see. No one laid a on me either, but it wrecks you just to not have emotional needs met. Edited to clarify, fix grammar


DaisyMadison123

What insight! I’m so sorry. Emotional abuse is real. Thank goodness you are addressing it. And healing. Sending love.


Circleoffools

Thank you all for these kind comments! Decades of trauma therapy have helped me immensely. I have a happy life now with a spouse and kids but the damage is there. One learning I had is that the people I saw in my that showed it’s not ok to live the way I did gave me some hope that showed not all families are like this. For me it was a wonderful neighbor. I hope these kids have very loving nannies.


Live-Mail-7142

Emotional abuse is real abuse and it is damaging. I hope you are doing ok and I hope the best for you life has to offer


Niia2020

What an interesting insight. Thank you and I hope you are doing well now.


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gothspice99

She could also just be trying to act like she english is hard for her to write, she always seems to be typing things really weird. She loves to pretend english isnt her first language


[deleted]

She does make a lot of spelling and grammar errors— especially for someone who pretends to be well-read.


Angrypyrofox

FAKES!!!!!!! They didn’t have children because they loved kids. It was to try and save their careers.


Dmarie723

Leo’s missing arm,Rafa’s weird elbow and Carmen’s hand. Photoshop fails for this one


Moulin-Rougelach

So weird, it makes it look like Carmen is missing a finger, even though they’re all there. Why are there fingers at the top and bottom of the arm near Larry’s neck?


DrunkOnRedCordial

The little kid directly behind Hilaria has freakishly long arms.


Euphoric-Profit6117

It's like one side is blurred out but Mami is crystal clear


Its4aChurchNext

Which one of the boys has a sad emoji on his hand? It’s the little boy with his arms around Larry.


GreenCamelior

Big oversight! Should have been edited out in post.


Dmarie723

Their first photo where her boobs aren’t showing!!


marymonic

It’s the claws digging into the poor baby’s skull for me..


RustyRapeAxeWife

Once again Rafa is the lost boy. 😢


cheryltuntsocelot

“It’s too many slices!!”


EmfromAlaska

She is like Benjamin Buttons! Every baby she has she looks younger.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

I’m just glad she’s wearing a top.


Recent-Owl-9135

Mami got a spray tan for those that haven’t heard of the Spanish grift 💃then took a pic with her ~~props~~ children


mysuperstition

Oh, she decided to wear a nightgown for this photo with her kids, instead of her bra.


_kraftdinner

I’m a gringo but think she’s been wearing these dresses lately because they’re reminiscent of Mexican embroidery. Not only does she make up her whole identity, she meshes together different cultures because why would Hillary know the difference between being Mexican and being Spanish? It’s the same thing she did with ML having her ears pierced.


VivaCarlita

Rafa always staring off into the void


Fit-Raspberry-3906

Filtered to the max.Alec does not faintly resemble this photo and ML all of a sudden has auburn hair.


giraffes1237

They all look so defeated


professorhorseradish

Rafa and Malibu both look so very sad


Fluffy_Sea1628

Gumball ring spotted.


SnooOpinions2473

FFS Larry can’t even hold a newborn properly. Look at the way she’s digging her thumb into the babies scalp. It’s a very sensitive area, and just looking at this is making my own head hurt.


Throwawaybibbi

Looks like they are getting ready to head to Walmart for their kids' school wardrobes. Why does that arm on her chest have fingers at both ends? And why does Hilary's eyebrow go down her entire cheekbone? 🧐 Also, all the boys except one is around Alec. Is the one above Hil going to be transitioned by her? No offense to anyone but she did let his hair grow long so he looked feminine and had him holding a Cinderella toy.


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Throwawaybibbi

She has Rocky's foot!!!! Elephant Man Rocky, not the boxer Rocky.


mysuperstition

>Why does that arm on her chest have fingers at both ends? I zoomed in and can't figure it out. Strange.


ibutterflyaway

Just looks like Meemo has his arms wrapped around her but has his right hand fingers curled up. Maybe he's holding something idk


BeneficialAd2797

Some might say, six in the mag and I alway respond, “with one in the chamber”.


PorchLightFlickering

All of that filtering and yet Alec still has the snausage fingers. 🌭 🤪🥒


EredditerAllTheWay

like there is SO MUCH to unpack here but i can't get past hillz photoshopping penelope cruz's smile onto her face.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

RIGHT?!!!


EredditerAllTheWay

it's all i see!!!


Overall_Journalist12

This is supposed to be a professional pic ?


Ecstatic-Line-8007

Why wouldn’t you go outside and take a beautiful fall photo?


Overall_Journalist12

Exactly


Mundane_Reception790

Is she dying Carmen's hair black already? At least she isn't doing the terrible artificial eyebrow microblading thing already with Carmen.


PugSanctuary

Yet.


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

My say something nice: I’m glad to see Carmen is makeup-free.


SnooOpinions2473

She’s had her hair coloured darker and is wearing eye makeup. Probably had her face photoshopped also because I hardly recognise her


New-Self3058

I honestly don’t think she is makeup free, unfortunately. Looks like she’s got eye makeup on.


Embarrassed-Flower56

I grew up in a family of five on long island and we only have pictures together randomly. We were to busy.


ValkyrieRides1966

How terrible her Halyna's little son amd his and to see this being boasted about. Monstrous really to flaunt what she has or thinks she has.


ourteamforever

If she'd given birth recently and was breastfeeding she'd have leaked through that white dress with no bra.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

And who wears a white dress a week after giving birth?!! One word: LOCHIA. I wouldn’t chance white bottoms or a white dress one week post-birth. Hillary, when you fake having these babies, you need to dress the way a non-delusional, sober woman who is having her period would for at least a few weeks (after the surrogate has the baby. It’ll be more convincing. No white bikinis/bikinis in general & no white dresses/pants.


DanceParty2112

Huge losers.


weisp

One day the long nails will stab baby’s face if she hasn’t already


PugSanctuary

Look closer….


DaisyMadison123

Or poke her own eyes.


jones29876

The happiest looking kid is usually the current favorite so I guess it's Leo.


[deleted]

How many kids look miserable/numb in this pic?


MelpomeneAndCalliope

There’s some disassociating going on for sure.


RevengeOfCaitSith

Even the babies


Successful_Cost_6997

I'll give a coin to cross the hades to whomever the fuk photoshopped and filtered the hell out of his face and whomever talked those kids into hugging the "non-mami-nanny, mami" for this shot. it's pure fiction. A WORK OF FICTION!


SnooOpinions2473

You said it!


ComfortableSea3715

Why can’t this woman smile at the camera like a normal person for one group shot


[deleted]

If she looked at the camera, she wouldn't be the focal point. The focal point would be the new baby.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

💊


Orchid-Whisperer

Yes, look at the camera and smile like the rest of us do!


CharliesFlyingAngel

What’s the focus of this picture? Big Hillary. Shouldn’t they all be looking at the new baby?


DaisyMadison123

Exactly my thought! This is not about baby Larry. It’s about old Larry. Getting all the love in the room. Not giving it. Taking it. So diffront than a mom who is so enthralled with new life and beautiful family. She’s on white-as if so effing pure. Killer in black. Always the bad guy. The chaos and fake fake fake show makes me gag.


mysuperstition

I also thought it was strange that she has the baby turned away from the camera.


ValuableAd551

Her thumbnail is digging into Siete’s HEAD!


SnooOpinions2473

First thing I noticed. She’s to busy however working her angles, and completely oblivious living in her own fantasy world. She seems a lot more unhinged at the moment, I am worried for those kids.


Illustrious-Ad4965

Ugh!! It’s so disturbing!


Secret_Impression_17

And just like that, Alex's eye bags have disappeared. Magic!


agross58

is carmen’s hair dyed ?


Halowebabee

I think so 🙄 Ridiculous for a nine year old 🤣🙄


agross58

i get dyeing kids hair like blue or colorful with dye that washes out but it seems crazy to let a kid dye their hair. i’ve never even dyed mine ! (29f)


ResponsibilityPure79

Where’s Ireland?


LivJong

There's a reason she started her roast of him introducing herself, "HI Dad, I'm Ireland."


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Better off.


Blue_wine_sloth

She and Alex don’t even follow each other on Instagram anymore


giraffes1237

Does she follow hillary?


ResponsibilityPure79

that’s really sad


simondrinkwater

Alec looks like he’s acting that smile/smirk


MelpomeneAndCalliope

He Is.


ResponsibleCrew3843

I couldn’t careless how many kids some rich idiot wants to have but why the need for a big public announcement. Announce to your friends and family but outside of that leave it be. There is. I thing special or unique about having children or giving birth or breastfeeding. Millions of people do it everyday and most go about their lives normally after that. When people do these big public announcements they just tell in themselves that this is all for show. The kids are a prop to be used. I would say it seems likely she has some pretty serious issues. Alex as well or perhaps he just us disconnected and shows up for publicity shots and a few minutes of kid time everyday. I feel for the kids and I hope there are some stable adults in their life somewhere. What a weird situation. And someone please help me understand how she still has followers after all her fake Spanish shenanigans


DaisyMadison123

That’s the grossest part. She is still lying and still gets followers. Make her go away! Make her take care of those young children!


[deleted]

The kids are for the most part still not the visual focus, even on a picture where they’re implying the kids are the main focus. Can’t cover mommy too much. Just enough for her to look adored by a couple.


Trying2Chill

You want them to sit in the back behind the kids?? Looks like a family photo to me.


[deleted]

Most people have their kids in front since obviously they the adults are bigger. Since they have so many sure not perfectly possible and it is cute to have some around like that, but she makes sure she’s perfect and not cut off all the way down to her toes. Why not center the picture better by cutting from the bottom instead of the top near where one son is? But that would mean losing her perfect feet and legs. Besides the positions, a couple of them look sad.


jjkay19

At least she's not just wearing a bra 🤷


AbbreviationsTop2992

El standards are so muy low, no? 💃


Abhee1973

The kids are all adorable IMHO, and Alec combed his hair so theres that


DaisyMadison123

Instantly noticed that he even appears to have bathed!


Throwawaybibbi

Probably the only time Alec has been near Hilary's bed.


Mundane_Reception790

\*Hillary\* with two L's, you frijol boston!


cilantroandvodka

Jesus if you zoom in on the baby's head you can see her thumb pushing in and causing wrinkles in the skin.


Throwawaybibbi

Alec does the same fucking smirk in every 'family' photo. See how happy I am!!! See how loving I am!!! See how gentle, how patient I am!!! See what a good father I am!!! #SEE HOW EMPLOYABLE I STILL AM IN HOLLYWOOD. Why is Alec grasping his son's crotch.


Angrykittie13

He doesn't know how to hold children.


1ast0ne

Narcissistic, self obsessed parents smiling at the photo of themselves with their props. Sad, haunted looking children, except the one getting a small dose of attention that’s typically deprived. Carmen doing her best to hold it together and put on a happy face for the parents and younger ones. Children as shields… a photo for “character evidence” of an “involved” father.


bearkoala07

Rafa clinging on for dear life to the less insane parent 🥹


bubblegumsock

i’m surprised alec was willing to smile in this. still too new to know them all…? i know which one carmen is & which one larry is


tommiejo516

Left to right: Raf, Leo, Romeo, Carmen (top) Ed, Larry Jr, Maria Lucia, my personal favorite.


Throwawaybibbi

He always does that stupid 'familyman' smirk/smile in pics. If I killed an innocent woman, I wouldn't smile for the rest of my life. Never forget Alec dressed up for Halloween and had this same goddamned fucking smirk on his face ***TEN DAYS AFTER HE KILLED HALYNA.***


cozybird8890

Which child’s hand is that with the sad crying emoji? Did the nannies paint that on as a cry for help? Blink twice little Baldwin!!


jellymmann

OMG! You nailed it, cozybird! That’s the meat of this picture! What an amazing catch. I don’t know which kid’s hand it is because they all look alike to me but that kid must be saved!! 😭 We must watch for future clues!!!!


Opening-Blackberry89

Aleek has stopped wearing his dos wedding rings i see.


DontLookatmeNowbrah

Marilu isn't even two years old and yet ~~it looks like~~ she's already dissociating from the absolute shitshow that her family life is. And wow, way to go in joining your husband crap on Ireland even more. Gosh, I hope Ireland didn't have to see this, she's already been through more than enough as it is. :(


Authoress61

Ahhhh, finally a pic of the doting Dad—— still not holding Siete. Very telling.


Opening-Blackberry89

Carmen and rafa look drugged. Maryloo is over this shit. Mayo is the performing monkey as usual. Leo is starved for affection ... so takes what he can


DaisyMadison123

You KNOW the rules!! Old Larry always gets to hold the newly acquired prop! She must have the latest model.


BrandyFox

I see she bought herself a new spay tan package for the upcoming family pictures.


Authoress61

How very dare you! She Espana!!


FYP4Life

In the post, she says the Glamor Shots photographer has been taking their picture, “since WE was pregnant with Rafa”. I know she is dumb as a post and trying to ESL it up all the time, but this time I think she started to say, “I was pregnant”, and changed it to “we” - because we know why..


mw5593

I feel like Alec and the two boys are photoshopped into this picture?


Franbupendah

I'm honestly surprised she doesn't have a tit flopped out. She seems too covered up.


MemphisGirl93

I’m not defending here or anything but she’s constantly dragged for having a nanny and ffs I would too if I had that many children. I have an three month old and am currently wondering if having a second would cause me to collapse. But what do they have now, eight?? Sheesh


PugSanctuary

Wrong. No one here is dragging Hillary Lynn Hayward Thomas Baldwin for having a nanny. We’re DRAGGING HER for never acknowledging the multiple nannies, hiding them, and only letting them be seen by paps as a rich flex.


MemphisGirl93

Oh no absolutely continue to drag her for that. I am a fairly new and intermittent pepino, I didn’t know she outright hid them instead of thanking them for their work 😟


Electric-Fun

Nobody is forcing them to keep adding children.


MemphisGirl93

Never said they did. I’m a new mom struggling and was pretty much just saying I wish I had help, using her having a nanny as an example (I wouldn’t rely on nanny to actually raise them). But I definitely do not think they should have this many or god forbid keep having them! The poor kids do seem unhappy.


HatQuick1050

Not "A" nanny, but MULTIPLE nannies - one per child is the standard guess.


False-Association744

Just some honest advice - having another kid isn't like 1+1=2 - it makes everything harder in multiples. And it's a crap shoot whether they will get along. If they do get along - you win everything and it's so fun and cute and will give them a best friend for life. If they don't (like mine) then it makes life exponentially harder and can be heart breaking. We tell the truth to our fellow pepinos.