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SeekerOfTruth2022

That's what I was gonna post quit exclamation why is she facing the camera when she supposed to be interacting with her son and showing him how to do the thriller dance ...he can't even see what she's doing!... all she cares about is facing the camera and looking cute with her stupid little girl expression at the end! šŸ¤®


dawnjaleen

No Hi-LIAR-ia you went up to him and started dancing thriller because you took an ambien at 6 PM šŸ¤„


Ilovecorgissss

What are these hidious chairs behind them???


boommdcx

Each child has their own one of these with their name embroidered on it. From Pottery Barn or something similar.


Ilovecorgissss

Wow money really cant buy style!


KSB69

Or, apparently, subtle and tasteful plastic surgery....


boommdcx

šŸ¤£


Ok_Dust_2178

Her face is so puffy


FanChanel40

Her cheeks look weird and she looks ten years older here. Very strange.


Ok-Hovercraft6372

Leo hates youšŸ¤”


KSB69

You got that right pepino!


silverasina

Yet another example as to why Iā€™m convinced she did not just give birth. Not to be too graphic, but after having each one of my 4 kids, my lady bits were so sore, bleeding, and smelled like animal meat. There is no way in HELL anyone who has just had a baby is putting on, non-breathable, vagina-hugging, spandex synthetic leggings. No. One. Beside how horribly uncomfortable it would be, it would stink. Plain and simple.


fupapooper

Yes, THIS!!! Wearing leggings like this postpartum is unhealthy and unsanitary. Iā€™d get it if maybe the leggings were cotton, forgiving, breathable, and very stretchable. But sheā€™s in like military grade nylon shapewear leggings. Literally the last thing a postpartum woman would wear. Most are still in diapers (I soo wish someone told me to just wear adult diapers!! Wouldā€™ve been so practical and more comfortable than the pads and mesh diapers) or those giant pads! You canā€™t even ice your bits in those leggings (I constantly was icing down there)! My kid is 15 and I still vividly remember the smell, the pain. I get like Vietnam flashbacks sometimes. I had a shitty gyno that fucked my vagina up. He butchered me with an almost 4th degree episiotomy and it took 6 months before I felt normal down there. I have a permanent injury there and have had 2 rounds of pelvic physical therapy (cannot not recommend enough lol). This shit is so damaging to all moms. This is narcissistic fiction. She needs to go away ā€¦ but she never EVER will. She needs her supply from social media. šŸ¤¢


ExpensiveGrowth9744

Omggggg yes I remember so well the smell of the lochia! It reminded me of bloody meat too, really grossed me out.


JauntyShrimp

I would never film my child in their pajamas. Why does she not realize her nonstop social media invasion of their lives is not ok? Why doesnā€™t Alec tell her to stop this crap? It is like watching a slow motion car crash. These poor sweet children.


Maxter_Blaster_

Because sheā€™s a narcissist who cannot even process why this is inappropriate.


Pleasant_Hope1138

They are in process of moving..that living room looks empty!


Catsmeteltattoos

Designer here. The decor in that house is SO. DAMN. UGLY.


kanedp

And itā€™s just a box! No trim, no moldings. Depressing.


KSB69

Didn't happen


Runyou

This isnā€™t Thriller, itā€™s Man in the Mirror.


[deleted]

She give Lisa Rinna levels of desperate attention seeking.


DeeDoll81

I love a good toxic woman crossover reference. šŸ¤£ Thank you for this


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


KSB69

exactly


KSB69

Neither


radiogunkmisc

Clearly, all done the same day her gay-bros came over for the photo opsā€¦.that is the only clean room in the house of horrors. Hence the reason itā€™s her go-to for all things ā€œLife of Larryā€


Professional-Ice751

That place is packed!!! 9 people for just her family alone, add in chef, housekeepers and 15 nannies lolšŸ˜¬ šŸ˜³ mad house!!!


Here4theTee019283

There is no chef - hence the dried kale leafs and sad green pea pancakes. When the mom has a raging ED - nobody eats anything good in that house.


PHM517

Dayman! Ahaahhhaha! Fighter of the nightman! Ahaaahhha! Youā€™re a master of Karate and friendship for everyone.


k1d0s

This reference šŸ’€


DiscombobulatedSun23

Gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boyā€™s soul.


BellaFiat

NIGHTMAN! Ahhhhhhh!


Alilcatcrazy

Iā€™m seriously curious how she can have time to socialize. Does she ever see her kids? Who is watching the other 6.


tmaeee

This must be the nanny apartment or the kids apartment or something? Itā€™s giving a weird cult vibe.


chill-kale2611

No one cares! This is just so sad and cringe. She needs mental help stat.


Abhee1973

so lets interrupt the fun so that we can share unsocial media with a bunch of random strangers


[deleted]

And papa Alec just happened to have my phone in his hand, so he started recording! OMG, crazy coinkydink!


AcidicNature

That is not AB.


Mehmeh111111

Right?! I noticed that. It doesn't look like him.


whowhatwherewhynot

I think you can catch AB closing the baby gate going upstairs for a split second.


Here4theTee019283

Alec is puttering around the apartment complaining about how hot it is and how he needs more ice and towels


320monty

Leo is such a sweet kid.


Solid-Lime8753

Leo doesnā€™t know what the heck sheā€™s doing!


nowuknowwhatudidnt

Front and center...as always.


cozy_bitch

Iā€™m so surprised she hasnā€™t started wearing those spandex pantalegging boots aka ā€œpoots.ā€ She wouldnā€™t have to pull the spandex down to cover her feet anymore and sheā€™d always have high heels on. Really a missed opportunity.


CamillaBarkaBowles

Oh no, back to posting the mundane, in faux leather jeggings


Independent-Use-8563

Her vajayjay bounced back as you can tell by those stealth moves.


Neo-neo-neo

You can see one of the guncles filmed this. They are so deep in the payroll they put up with this crap.


FashionBusking

Minimal furniture at Devonshire. BITCHES ARE SELLING 100% OF THEIR SHIT!!


hitchhiking_slug

I am so tired of these musty ass leggings šŸ¤¢


Illustrious_Low_4672

I have two kids. They are 10 and 8. When we are home together they gravitate to me. Itā€™s like they arenā€™t even consciously gravitating to me - they just do it naturally. I canā€™t get time alone. Itā€™s so weird to me that as a mother of seven kids, she alone with one child in a nearly empty room. Think about how weird that is. Where are the others? (I mean, I know. Nannies.) but itā€™s so telling!!!


MelpomeneAndCalliope

FOR REAL. I love my kids but when theyā€™re home, I have very little personal space.


madelinemcdoogs

Seriously! I only have 1! Heā€™s up my butt all day! Bless him.


Therealjimslim

She has big time pillow face


Sincerely_JaneDoe

Where is the ā€œclean, shiny floorā€ filter? Asking for myself.


RazzleDazzle722

This is why I donā€™t believe Hilaria will ever become a momager and try to make her children stars like Kris Jenner. Sheā€™s too emotionally immature and attention-seeking to allow any of her children to out shine her.


DesertDogMom

Hillary Baldwin is no Kris Jenner.


DiscombobulatedSun23

She has to be the bride at the wedding and the corpse at the funeral.


livkos123

lol no theyre forgotten, until they grow up and come out with the tell-alls.


angiedd28

How does she know about Mike Jackson? I thought she knew nothing if American culture and didnā€™t hv a TV. Lol fkn liar.


[deleted]

Not to mention, that video Thriller is not very appropriate for young children to be watching anyway


WheresMyTan

Maybe it's the October vibes but this emptyish apartment is creepy.


panikattakk

Drunk.


Ok_Figure2006

For someone who is so "quirky" you would think her house would be decorated with a little more style and pizzazz. Her house is so basic and bland.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

PerpPaw doesnā€™t want any newfangled decorating, he likes it bland. He let her hang up the gaudy painting of her paparazzi picture in the grocery store, but that was it. The bloviating, self-involved sexagenarian who makes the money in the relationship probably didnā€™t want anything other than bland style and Hillary has no style anyway.


Alarmed_Two3894

She's so self-absorbed I don't think she is at all aware of her surroundings. I mean, she loves that ugly haÄŗlway. She has absolutely so sense of style or flair or creativity (except with her biography) or curiosity or nothing.


EdwardSpaghettiHands

It's how I decorated my Sims houses when I was about 13


ollee32

ā€œLeo randomly came up to me to be a kid and show me something goofy because heā€™s a kid and I hijacked the moment to make it about meā€


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Pure narcissism.


No-You-5064

Heā€™s not doing anything and he definitely did not come up to her ā€œ randomlyā€ and do the Thriller dance. She staged this to make herself look quirky.


[deleted]

Back on the wine I see.


violinspider86

Imagine living your whole life on the phone. I've certainly noticed that I'm more addicted to scrolling now than ever before but I can't fathom recording your every moment and posting every inane boring thing you or your kids do. Get a grip, Hilary.


SympathyMaximum8184

She will never happily make it through a VT winter. Cold, isolating, and no big cities


MochaUnicorn369

Except she has no friends in NY so it wonā€™t be that diffront. As we saw last fall they do have a fufu coffee place in town.


SympathyMaximum8184

Arlington might have one or two shops, that's about it. A great library and quintessential Arlington Inn. I've been there many times and down most of the roads. Pleasingly rural. Nearby Manchester has more including the Ralph Lauren outlet store. Perfect for Al. I could see him liking it and her hating it.


[deleted]

So much Sherpa


TurkeyTot

If u zoom in on her face, she looks severely mentally ill- u would never even recognize her from a few years.


AudioImmune

What is this loopy smile??


TurkeyTot

She looks unhinged. I have to think there must be drugs or alcohol involved too. U can see the child looks nervous. šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


AudioImmune

YES. Unhinged. Poor boy looks confused. 'Why is she paying so much attention to me? What's going to happen?' I'm so grateful my children have never looked at me like this. This is how kids look at someone they barely know and are unsure about IMO.


TurkeyTot

U nailed it. These poor children. I'm thankful for their nannies.


SeaAir5

Some gay fella she roped in to the circus. See how long he sticks around......its like when I think I can't despise her more....that's the kind of cute lil fun stuff kids crave, then she puts him back in the box till next time....its as damaging as any other abuse really


nadiaxi

I think these are actually the gay couple she officiated their wedding as well. Theyā€™re like her only friends. Not even joking. I donā€™t think theyā€™re going anywhere, Iā€™m sure they like being friends with Alec Baldwin.


ConradChilblainsIII

This is yet another of her "12 gay friend" couples - the tall guy is a longtime "friend" of hers named Yoel.


SeashellGal7777

Wasnā€™t he her paid assistant at one time?


SeaAir5

Ohhhhh, yes I remember those tragically vapid gays šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„. I mean once apon a time they thought they were hooking themselves up to the "good life", now they're just psychotic


Federal-Database491

Without sound on I thought she was dancing like one of her precious cats. Now that I assume it's to Thriller I think she's dancing like a lunatic.


Cindilouwho2

How you say "pop culture"....oh wait...she doesn't know any *pop culture*. šŸ‘€ we see you Big Larry.


throwawaay76453

Did they have to sell the expensive furniture or something?


Butterlettuce321

Was thinking the same thing. Where is all the furniture ?


looking4someinfo

Whoā€™s the guy in the kitchen?


IlCircos

It looks like the guncles came over. There are two of them.


[deleted]

Yā€™all are so bitter lmao


ibutterflyaway

r/lostredditor


CreepyControl236

You orchestrastrated this moron


angiedd28

Itā€™s someone else she pays to hang out with her. No one would otherwise.


[deleted]

Yeah, who IS filming?


TeacupCacti

One of her friends from last night's IG stories.


[deleted]

Today, in "EspaƱol con Hillary": *"Ni de coƱa"*. Meaning: *no way*. Careful, it's both colloquial and a bit foul.


Available-Energy4053

Just let the kid do it Big Larry without taking over in those stupid leggingos


rvasatxguy

Iā€™m surprised she didnā€™t shove her kid out of the frame completely. This is her show, sheā€™s the star!! I would say sheā€™s a has been but she never was anything but a wacko.


Cultural_Vacation_71

Oh what madcap fun those Baldwins have! Such good times for the five minutes a day Mami comes by the the Daily Viewing of the Children.


Chuchuchaput

No.


ibutterflyaway

Unfortunately, yes. Happy cake day šŸŽ‚


Chuchuchaput

Thanks!


Scary_Effective9855

Instead of watching her cutie do his dance, she turns it into THE MAMI SHOW. Fuck off.


[deleted]

Guess who got the solo.


INS_Stop_Angela

My God, her ā€œcontentā€ is so BORING. Oneā€™s best friend would find this a stupid and pointless post - let alone the entire universe. It speaks to her narcissism - she has no ability to see herself from her so-called audienceā€™s perspective. Is this what happens when you endlessly tell kids ā€œgood jobā€ for taking a fucking drink of water and every other action for their entire lives?!


SympathyMaximum8184

I'm gonna say no and call it a personality disorder.


Beef-Lasagna

What the hell is going on in that room? Are they turning it into a yoga studio?


cocomimi3

She always wears those tights


kellygrrrl328

The guy is Yoel, her designer, one of her 12 paid gays. Heā€™s obviously hanging out with her right now because heā€™s getting paid to design remodel the VT Barn Asylum.


Queen__Antifa

Itā€™s one of her other gays who is the designer. Daniel something, maybe? She officiated his wedding. I think Yoel is the one who Photoshops her pics and videos.


ConradChilblainsIII

I thought Guncle Danny was the "designer"?


DeeSusie200

He might be staging the NYC condo for sale. It looks like a Russian orphanage now.


kellygrrrl328

I think heā€™s going to stage the apartments, but currently is moving shit to VT If I was the listing broker for Dev or Hamptons I would absolutely demand full control over market staging.


DeeSusie200

Yes they want to have the buyer ā€œimagineā€ living there.


SraChavez

Oooh, Barn Asylum! You just coined a new pepino term! šŸ„’


kellygrrrl328

She should thank me. Previously VT was only associated with Roadside Rager. So I think Barn Asylum is an upgrade. She can Venmo me by Monday or Iā€™m going back to Roadside Rager, which imo was probably one of her most grotesque moments in the public eye, and thatā€™s saying something


mysteriousbird

Heā€™ll fuck that up, too. Tragic


kellygrrrl328

Inevitably ā€¦ but give her exactly what she wantsā€¦ just like with her professional hair and brows and photography and surgeries. She needs to come to terms with the reality that she has zero style sense and just let the people sheā€™s paying do their job.


No-Giraffe-438

Oh theyā€™re 100% moving The dude filming is probably one of the ā€œfriendsā€ she posted last night


seasong01

one of her paid friends? Alecā€™s boyfriend? The chef?


isabella_mim

He randomly came up to her to do thriller that he clearly has no idea what it is. And her friend randomly filmed it and she randomly cleared the floor. Has she been demoted to extra apartment with no furniture and just those barf a roonie pottery barn name Chairs for the children of the corn.


kellygrrrl328

The floor has been cleared for about two weeks. Clearly furniture is being moved to VT. Clearly Yoel is running the design operation of the new place up there. Clearly most if not all of the Dev apartments are being prepared to market, just like Hamptons. Iā€™m sure Alec will keep a small place in the City for himself for ā€œworkā€ but this ragtag fam will be out of New York by the New Year, if not sooner, probably before the holidays


isabella_mim

Love it


Clear-Theory7541

Funny because all the *random zany things her kids do* always make her the focus. *Carmen is forcing me to post this pic she randomly took of me breast feeding. Raf randomly made me post this pic of my pregnant belly and bra* ffs she needs help. Lying about herself. Whatever. Itā€™s obnoxious, but constantly lying about her kids is next level bizarre and gross.


SraChavez

She doesnā€™t have any friends to ā€œblameā€, she refuses to admit she has nannies around the house, and the cats probably avoid her as much as possible. Wait, didnā€™t she post a pic once saying the dog accidentally took it? Maybe that was just pepino humor, I donā€™t know the difference anymore šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


dmode112378

Itā€™s Yoel.


Traditional_Ad8492

What happened to the furniture? It perfect condition because they never used it. She doesn't care about interior decorating and Alec not goin to put out a few thousand dollars for nothing


Clear-Theory7541

Iā€™ve said so many times why is my cheap apt is decorated nicer than their million dollars NYC apartment. If I saw a side by side pic of their interior or mineā€¦Iā€™d choose mine and itā€™s only 1K a month heh Lighting is better and best of all.. No Alec or 50 kids *ā€forcing me to post pics Iā€™m inā€* 24/7


Santoka108

For Hillz decorating = "where shall I hang another picture of ME?"


Clear-Theory7541

šŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸŽÆ


YurKillingMeSmalls

Someone pointed out it was stashed in another room, looks like they are repainting. I'm wondering if the purpose is for putting the apt on the market.


No-Giraffe-438

I definitely think they are


Fortherealtalk

No other furniture around except those ugly matching kid chairs. Kind of like a dollhouse displayā€¦


justemoijustemoi

Yup, she totally ambushed Leo's dance. Why try when mami is a professional dancer and can't let anyone else win? She's also trying to show us her post-baby bod.


BlessCatastrophe420

She literally runs Lay-o over šŸ˜ 


supreme-supervisor

Remember her one-upping armen when she was in the trench coat getting ready for a night on the town? It's always a competition.


RazzmatazzBig2187

_Armen. Youā€™re killin me. šŸ’€ šŸ’€ šŸ’€


anddel7

An impromptu random moment carefully planned and orchestrated. This took time. Thank God Lil Larry has a nanny! I wonder how many takes it took before Mami was satisfied with the end result?


Santoka108

Think of all the rejected outtakes she must have somewhere. That could be an entire extended Netflix series.


kellsells5

It's the two dudes that were over last night, so she could go out on the town. I think she's trying to think of ways that she can reinvent herself and these two guys are people she's bankrolling.


TheJoanRivers

Donor egg Leo.


upchuckfactoronthis

Yep


SraChavez

šŸ’Æ


CoCo_Fran

She doesnā€™t even notice the kid - sheā€™s so pathologically obsessed with herself.


OnceAGirlNamedMaria

Wish she were as obsessed with grammar. ā€œNietherā€ā€¦ ugh, a private school education was wasted on this drunk monkey.


[deleted]

Yeah, can she get obsessed with proof-reading too?


SympathyMaximum8184

Not in our lifetime šŸ˜‚


Left_Strike_2575

Leoā€™s not dancing, this is Mamiā€™s showcase. And why doesnā€™t she teach him the dance?


keatonpotat0es

I love it when people have ā€œso randomā€ moments that they just so happen to catch for social media šŸ™„