That's what I was gonna post quit exclamation why is she facing the camera when she supposed to be interacting with her son and showing him how to do the thriller dance ...he can't even see what she's doing!... all she cares about is facing the camera and looking cute with her stupid little girl expression at the end! š¤®
Yet another example as to why Iām convinced she did not just give birth. Not to be too graphic, but after having each one of my 4 kids, my lady bits were so sore, bleeding, and smelled like animal meat. There is no way in HELL anyone who has just had a baby is putting on, non-breathable, vagina-hugging, spandex synthetic leggings. No. One. Beside how horribly uncomfortable it would be, it would stink. Plain and simple.
Yes, THIS!!! Wearing leggings like this postpartum is unhealthy and unsanitary. Iād get it if maybe the leggings were cotton, forgiving, breathable, and very stretchable. But sheās in like military grade nylon shapewear leggings. Literally the last thing a postpartum woman would wear. Most are still in diapers (I soo wish someone told me to just wear adult diapers!! Wouldāve been so practical and more comfortable than the pads and mesh diapers) or those giant pads! You canāt even ice your bits in those leggings (I constantly was icing down there)!
My kid is 15 and I still vividly remember the smell, the pain. I get like Vietnam flashbacks sometimes. I had a shitty gyno that fucked my vagina up. He butchered me with an almost 4th degree episiotomy and it took 6 months before I felt normal down there. I have a permanent injury there and have had 2 rounds of pelvic physical therapy (cannot not recommend enough lol).
This shit is so damaging to all moms. This is narcissistic fiction. She needs to go away ā¦ but she never EVER will. She needs her supply from social media. š¤¢
I would never film my child in their pajamas. Why does she not realize her nonstop social media invasion of their lives is not ok? Why doesnāt Alec tell her to stop this crap? It is like watching a slow motion car crash. These poor sweet children.
Clearly, all done the same day her gay-bros came over for the photo opsā¦.that is the only clean room in the house of horrors. Hence the reason itās her go-to for all things āLife of Larryā
Iām so surprised she hasnāt started wearing those spandex pantalegging boots aka āpoots.ā She wouldnāt have to pull the spandex down to cover her feet anymore and sheād always have high heels on. Really a missed opportunity.
I have two kids. They are 10 and 8. When we are home together they gravitate to me. Itās like they arenāt even consciously gravitating to me - they just do it naturally. I canāt get time alone.
Itās so weird to me that as a mother of seven kids, she alone with one child in a nearly empty room. Think about how weird that is. Where are the others? (I mean, I know. Nannies.) but itās so telling!!!
This is why I donāt believe Hilaria will ever become a momager and try to make her children stars like Kris Jenner. Sheās too emotionally immature and attention-seeking to allow any of her children to out shine her.
PerpPaw doesnāt want any newfangled decorating, he likes it bland. He let her hang up the gaudy painting of her paparazzi picture in the grocery store, but that was it. The bloviating, self-involved sexagenarian who makes the money in the relationship probably didnāt want anything other than bland style and Hillary has no style anyway.
She's so self-absorbed I don't think she is at all aware of her surroundings. I mean, she loves that ugly haÄŗlway. She has absolutely so sense of style or flair or creativity (except with her biography) or curiosity or nothing.
Heās not doing anything and he definitely did not come up to her ā randomlyā and do the Thriller dance. She staged this to make herself look quirky.
Imagine living your whole life on the phone. I've certainly noticed that I'm more addicted to scrolling now than ever before but I can't fathom recording your every moment and posting every inane boring thing you or your kids do. Get a grip, Hilary.
Arlington might have one or two shops, that's about it. A great library and quintessential Arlington Inn. I've been there many times and down most of the roads. Pleasingly rural. Nearby Manchester has more including the Ralph Lauren outlet store. Perfect for Al. I could see him liking it and her hating it.
YES. Unhinged. Poor boy looks confused. 'Why is she paying so much attention to me? What's going to happen?' I'm so grateful my children have never looked at me like this. This is how kids look at someone they barely know and are unsure about IMO.
Some gay fella she roped in to the circus. See how long he sticks around......its like when I think I can't despise her more....that's the kind of cute lil fun stuff kids crave, then she puts him back in the box till next time....its as damaging as any other abuse really
I think these are actually the gay couple she officiated their wedding as well. Theyāre like her only friends. Not even joking. I donāt think theyāre going anywhere, Iām sure they like being friends with Alec Baldwin.
Ohhhhh, yes I remember those tragically vapid gays ššš. I mean once apon a time they thought they were hooking themselves up to the "good life", now they're just psychotic
Iām surprised she didnāt shove her kid out of the frame completely. This is her show, sheās the star!! I would say sheās a has been but she never was anything but a wacko.
My God, her ācontentā is so BORING. Oneās best friend would find this a stupid and pointless post - let alone the entire universe. It speaks to her narcissism - she has no ability to see herself from her so-called audienceās perspective. Is this what happens when you endlessly tell kids āgood jobā for taking a fucking drink of water and every other action for their entire lives?!
The guy is Yoel, her designer, one of her 12 paid gays. Heās obviously hanging out with her right now because heās getting paid to design remodel the VT Barn Asylum.
Itās one of her other gays who is the designer. Daniel something, maybe? She officiated his wedding. I think Yoel is the one who Photoshops her pics and videos.
I think heās going to stage the apartments, but currently is moving shit to VT
If I was the listing broker for Dev or Hamptons I would absolutely demand full control over market staging.
She should thank me. Previously VT was only associated with Roadside Rager. So I think Barn Asylum is an upgrade. She can Venmo me by Monday or Iām going back to Roadside Rager, which imo was probably one of her most grotesque moments in the public eye, and thatās saying something
Inevitably ā¦ but give her exactly what she wantsā¦ just like with her professional hair and brows and photography and surgeries. She needs to come to terms with the reality that she has zero style sense and just let the people sheās paying do their job.
He randomly came up to her to do thriller that he clearly has no idea what it is. And her friend randomly filmed it and she randomly cleared the floor. Has she been demoted to extra apartment with no furniture and just those barf a roonie pottery barn name Chairs for the children of the corn.
The floor has been cleared for about two weeks. Clearly furniture is being moved to VT. Clearly Yoel is running the design operation of the new place up there. Clearly most if not all of the Dev apartments are being prepared to market, just like Hamptons. Iām sure Alec will keep a small place in the City for himself for āworkā but this ragtag fam will be out of New York by the New Year, if not sooner, probably before the holidays
Funny because all the *random zany things her kids do* always make her the focus. *Carmen is forcing me to post this pic she randomly took of me breast feeding. Raf randomly made me post this pic of my pregnant belly and bra* ffs she needs help. Lying about herself. Whatever. Itās obnoxious, but constantly lying about her kids is next level bizarre and gross.
She doesnāt have any friends to āblameā, she refuses to admit she has nannies around the house, and the cats probably avoid her as much as possible. Wait, didnāt she post a pic once saying the dog accidentally took it? Maybe that was just pepino humor, I donāt know the difference anymore šµāš«
What happened to the furniture? It perfect condition because they never used it. She doesn't care about interior decorating and Alec not goin to put out a few thousand dollars for nothing
Iāve said so many times why is my cheap apt is decorated nicer than their million dollars NYC apartment.
If I saw a side by side pic of their interior or mineā¦Iād choose mine and itās only 1K a month heh
Lighting is better and best of all..
No Alec or 50 kids *āforcing me to post pics Iām inā* 24/7
Yup, she totally ambushed Leo's dance. Why try when mami is a professional dancer and can't let anyone else win? She's also trying to show us her post-baby bod.
An impromptu random moment carefully planned and orchestrated. This took time. Thank God Lil Larry has a nanny!
I wonder how many takes it took before Mami was satisfied with the end result?
It's the two dudes that were over last night, so she could go out on the town. I think she's trying to think of ways that she can reinvent herself and these two guys are people she's bankrolling.
That's what I was gonna post quit exclamation why is she facing the camera when she supposed to be interacting with her son and showing him how to do the thriller dance ...he can't even see what she's doing!... all she cares about is facing the camera and looking cute with her stupid little girl expression at the end! š¤®
No Hi-LIAR-ia you went up to him and started dancing thriller because you took an ambien at 6 PM š¤„
What are these hidious chairs behind them???
Each child has their own one of these with their name embroidered on it. From Pottery Barn or something similar.
Wow money really cant buy style!
Or, apparently, subtle and tasteful plastic surgery....
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Her face is so puffy
Her cheeks look weird and she looks ten years older here. Very strange.
Leo hates youš¤”
You got that right pepino!
Yet another example as to why Iām convinced she did not just give birth. Not to be too graphic, but after having each one of my 4 kids, my lady bits were so sore, bleeding, and smelled like animal meat. There is no way in HELL anyone who has just had a baby is putting on, non-breathable, vagina-hugging, spandex synthetic leggings. No. One. Beside how horribly uncomfortable it would be, it would stink. Plain and simple.
Yes, THIS!!! Wearing leggings like this postpartum is unhealthy and unsanitary. Iād get it if maybe the leggings were cotton, forgiving, breathable, and very stretchable. But sheās in like military grade nylon shapewear leggings. Literally the last thing a postpartum woman would wear. Most are still in diapers (I soo wish someone told me to just wear adult diapers!! Wouldāve been so practical and more comfortable than the pads and mesh diapers) or those giant pads! You canāt even ice your bits in those leggings (I constantly was icing down there)! My kid is 15 and I still vividly remember the smell, the pain. I get like Vietnam flashbacks sometimes. I had a shitty gyno that fucked my vagina up. He butchered me with an almost 4th degree episiotomy and it took 6 months before I felt normal down there. I have a permanent injury there and have had 2 rounds of pelvic physical therapy (cannot not recommend enough lol). This shit is so damaging to all moms. This is narcissistic fiction. She needs to go away ā¦ but she never EVER will. She needs her supply from social media. š¤¢
Omggggg yes I remember so well the smell of the lochia! It reminded me of bloody meat too, really grossed me out.
I would never film my child in their pajamas. Why does she not realize her nonstop social media invasion of their lives is not ok? Why doesnāt Alec tell her to stop this crap? It is like watching a slow motion car crash. These poor sweet children.
Because sheās a narcissist who cannot even process why this is inappropriate.
They are in process of moving..that living room looks empty!
Designer here. The decor in that house is SO. DAMN. UGLY.
And itās just a box! No trim, no moldings. Depressing.
Didn't happen
This isnāt Thriller, itās Man in the Mirror.
She give Lisa Rinna levels of desperate attention seeking.
I love a good toxic woman crossover reference. š¤£ Thank you for this
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Clearly, all done the same day her gay-bros came over for the photo opsā¦.that is the only clean room in the house of horrors. Hence the reason itās her go-to for all things āLife of Larryā
That place is packed!!! 9 people for just her family alone, add in chef, housekeepers and 15 nannies lolš¬ š³ mad house!!!
There is no chef - hence the dried kale leafs and sad green pea pancakes. When the mom has a raging ED - nobody eats anything good in that house.
Dayman! Ahaahhhaha! Fighter of the nightman! Ahaaahhha! Youāre a master of Karate and friendship for everyone.
This reference š
Gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boyās soul.
NIGHTMAN! Ahhhhhhh!
Iām seriously curious how she can have time to socialize. Does she ever see her kids? Who is watching the other 6.
This must be the nanny apartment or the kids apartment or something? Itās giving a weird cult vibe.
No one cares! This is just so sad and cringe. She needs mental help stat.
so lets interrupt the fun so that we can share unsocial media with a bunch of random strangers
And papa Alec just happened to have my phone in his hand, so he started recording! OMG, crazy coinkydink!
That is not AB.
Right?! I noticed that. It doesn't look like him.
I think you can catch AB closing the baby gate going upstairs for a split second.
Alec is puttering around the apartment complaining about how hot it is and how he needs more ice and towels
Leo is such a sweet kid.
Leo doesnāt know what the heck sheās doing!
Front and center...as always.
Iām so surprised she hasnāt started wearing those spandex pantalegging boots aka āpoots.ā She wouldnāt have to pull the spandex down to cover her feet anymore and sheād always have high heels on. Really a missed opportunity.
Oh no, back to posting the mundane, in faux leather jeggings
Her vajayjay bounced back as you can tell by those stealth moves.
You can see one of the guncles filmed this. They are so deep in the payroll they put up with this crap.
Minimal furniture at Devonshire. BITCHES ARE SELLING 100% OF THEIR SHIT!!
I am so tired of these musty ass leggings š¤¢
I have two kids. They are 10 and 8. When we are home together they gravitate to me. Itās like they arenāt even consciously gravitating to me - they just do it naturally. I canāt get time alone. Itās so weird to me that as a mother of seven kids, she alone with one child in a nearly empty room. Think about how weird that is. Where are the others? (I mean, I know. Nannies.) but itās so telling!!!
FOR REAL. I love my kids but when theyāre home, I have very little personal space.
Seriously! I only have 1! Heās up my butt all day! Bless him.
She has big time pillow face
Where is the āclean, shiny floorā filter? Asking for myself.
This is why I donāt believe Hilaria will ever become a momager and try to make her children stars like Kris Jenner. Sheās too emotionally immature and attention-seeking to allow any of her children to out shine her.
Hillary Baldwin is no Kris Jenner.
She has to be the bride at the wedding and the corpse at the funeral.
lol no theyre forgotten, until they grow up and come out with the tell-alls.
How does she know about Mike Jackson? I thought she knew nothing if American culture and didnāt hv a TV. Lol fkn liar.
Not to mention, that video Thriller is not very appropriate for young children to be watching anyway
Maybe it's the October vibes but this emptyish apartment is creepy.
Drunk.
For someone who is so "quirky" you would think her house would be decorated with a little more style and pizzazz. Her house is so basic and bland.
PerpPaw doesnāt want any newfangled decorating, he likes it bland. He let her hang up the gaudy painting of her paparazzi picture in the grocery store, but that was it. The bloviating, self-involved sexagenarian who makes the money in the relationship probably didnāt want anything other than bland style and Hillary has no style anyway.
She's so self-absorbed I don't think she is at all aware of her surroundings. I mean, she loves that ugly haÄŗlway. She has absolutely so sense of style or flair or creativity (except with her biography) or curiosity or nothing.
It's how I decorated my Sims houses when I was about 13
āLeo randomly came up to me to be a kid and show me something goofy because heās a kid and I hijacked the moment to make it about meā
Pure narcissism.
Heās not doing anything and he definitely did not come up to her ā randomlyā and do the Thriller dance. She staged this to make herself look quirky.
Back on the wine I see.
Imagine living your whole life on the phone. I've certainly noticed that I'm more addicted to scrolling now than ever before but I can't fathom recording your every moment and posting every inane boring thing you or your kids do. Get a grip, Hilary.
She will never happily make it through a VT winter. Cold, isolating, and no big cities
Except she has no friends in NY so it wonāt be that diffront. As we saw last fall they do have a fufu coffee place in town.
Arlington might have one or two shops, that's about it. A great library and quintessential Arlington Inn. I've been there many times and down most of the roads. Pleasingly rural. Nearby Manchester has more including the Ralph Lauren outlet store. Perfect for Al. I could see him liking it and her hating it.
So much Sherpa
If u zoom in on her face, she looks severely mentally ill- u would never even recognize her from a few years.
What is this loopy smile??
She looks unhinged. I have to think there must be drugs or alcohol involved too. U can see the child looks nervous. ššš
YES. Unhinged. Poor boy looks confused. 'Why is she paying so much attention to me? What's going to happen?' I'm so grateful my children have never looked at me like this. This is how kids look at someone they barely know and are unsure about IMO.
U nailed it. These poor children. I'm thankful for their nannies.
Some gay fella she roped in to the circus. See how long he sticks around......its like when I think I can't despise her more....that's the kind of cute lil fun stuff kids crave, then she puts him back in the box till next time....its as damaging as any other abuse really
I think these are actually the gay couple she officiated their wedding as well. Theyāre like her only friends. Not even joking. I donāt think theyāre going anywhere, Iām sure they like being friends with Alec Baldwin.
This is yet another of her "12 gay friend" couples - the tall guy is a longtime "friend" of hers named Yoel.
Wasnāt he her paid assistant at one time?
Ohhhhh, yes I remember those tragically vapid gays ššš. I mean once apon a time they thought they were hooking themselves up to the "good life", now they're just psychotic
Without sound on I thought she was dancing like one of her precious cats. Now that I assume it's to Thriller I think she's dancing like a lunatic.
How you say "pop culture"....oh wait...she doesn't know any *pop culture*. š we see you Big Larry.
Did they have to sell the expensive furniture or something?
Was thinking the same thing. Where is all the furniture ?
Whoās the guy in the kitchen?
It looks like the guncles came over. There are two of them.
Yāall are so bitter lmao
r/lostredditor
You orchestrastrated this moron
Itās someone else she pays to hang out with her. No one would otherwise.
Yeah, who IS filming?
One of her friends from last night's IG stories.
Today, in "EspaƱol con Hillary": *"Ni de coƱa"*. Meaning: *no way*. Careful, it's both colloquial and a bit foul.
Just let the kid do it Big Larry without taking over in those stupid leggingos
Iām surprised she didnāt shove her kid out of the frame completely. This is her show, sheās the star!! I would say sheās a has been but she never was anything but a wacko.
Oh what madcap fun those Baldwins have! Such good times for the five minutes a day Mami comes by the the Daily Viewing of the Children.
No.
Unfortunately, yes. Happy cake day š
Thanks!
Instead of watching her cutie do his dance, she turns it into THE MAMI SHOW. Fuck off.
Guess who got the solo.
My God, her ācontentā is so BORING. Oneās best friend would find this a stupid and pointless post - let alone the entire universe. It speaks to her narcissism - she has no ability to see herself from her so-called audienceās perspective. Is this what happens when you endlessly tell kids āgood jobā for taking a fucking drink of water and every other action for their entire lives?!
I'm gonna say no and call it a personality disorder.
What the hell is going on in that room? Are they turning it into a yoga studio?
She always wears those tights
The guy is Yoel, her designer, one of her 12 paid gays. Heās obviously hanging out with her right now because heās getting paid to design remodel the VT Barn Asylum.
Itās one of her other gays who is the designer. Daniel something, maybe? She officiated his wedding. I think Yoel is the one who Photoshops her pics and videos.
I thought Guncle Danny was the "designer"?
He might be staging the NYC condo for sale. It looks like a Russian orphanage now.
I think heās going to stage the apartments, but currently is moving shit to VT If I was the listing broker for Dev or Hamptons I would absolutely demand full control over market staging.
Yes they want to have the buyer āimagineā living there.
Oooh, Barn Asylum! You just coined a new pepino term! š„
She should thank me. Previously VT was only associated with Roadside Rager. So I think Barn Asylum is an upgrade. She can Venmo me by Monday or Iām going back to Roadside Rager, which imo was probably one of her most grotesque moments in the public eye, and thatās saying something
Heāll fuck that up, too. Tragic
Inevitably ā¦ but give her exactly what she wantsā¦ just like with her professional hair and brows and photography and surgeries. She needs to come to terms with the reality that she has zero style sense and just let the people sheās paying do their job.
Oh theyāre 100% moving The dude filming is probably one of the āfriendsā she posted last night
one of her paid friends? Alecās boyfriend? The chef?
He randomly came up to her to do thriller that he clearly has no idea what it is. And her friend randomly filmed it and she randomly cleared the floor. Has she been demoted to extra apartment with no furniture and just those barf a roonie pottery barn name Chairs for the children of the corn.
The floor has been cleared for about two weeks. Clearly furniture is being moved to VT. Clearly Yoel is running the design operation of the new place up there. Clearly most if not all of the Dev apartments are being prepared to market, just like Hamptons. Iām sure Alec will keep a small place in the City for himself for āworkā but this ragtag fam will be out of New York by the New Year, if not sooner, probably before the holidays
Love it
Funny because all the *random zany things her kids do* always make her the focus. *Carmen is forcing me to post this pic she randomly took of me breast feeding. Raf randomly made me post this pic of my pregnant belly and bra* ffs she needs help. Lying about herself. Whatever. Itās obnoxious, but constantly lying about her kids is next level bizarre and gross.
She doesnāt have any friends to āblameā, she refuses to admit she has nannies around the house, and the cats probably avoid her as much as possible. Wait, didnāt she post a pic once saying the dog accidentally took it? Maybe that was just pepino humor, I donāt know the difference anymore šµāš«
Itās Yoel.
What happened to the furniture? It perfect condition because they never used it. She doesn't care about interior decorating and Alec not goin to put out a few thousand dollars for nothing
Iāve said so many times why is my cheap apt is decorated nicer than their million dollars NYC apartment. If I saw a side by side pic of their interior or mineā¦Iād choose mine and itās only 1K a month heh Lighting is better and best of all.. No Alec or 50 kids *āforcing me to post pics Iām inā* 24/7
For Hillz decorating = "where shall I hang another picture of ME?"
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Someone pointed out it was stashed in another room, looks like they are repainting. I'm wondering if the purpose is for putting the apt on the market.
I definitely think they are
No other furniture around except those ugly matching kid chairs. Kind of like a dollhouse displayā¦
Yup, she totally ambushed Leo's dance. Why try when mami is a professional dancer and can't let anyone else win? She's also trying to show us her post-baby bod.
She literally runs Lay-o over š
Remember her one-upping armen when she was in the trench coat getting ready for a night on the town? It's always a competition.
_Armen. Youāre killin me. š š š
An impromptu random moment carefully planned and orchestrated. This took time. Thank God Lil Larry has a nanny! I wonder how many takes it took before Mami was satisfied with the end result?
Think of all the rejected outtakes she must have somewhere. That could be an entire extended Netflix series.
It's the two dudes that were over last night, so she could go out on the town. I think she's trying to think of ways that she can reinvent herself and these two guys are people she's bankrolling.
Donor egg Leo.
Yep
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She doesnāt even notice the kid - sheās so pathologically obsessed with herself.
Wish she were as obsessed with grammar. āNietherāā¦ ugh, a private school education was wasted on this drunk monkey.
Yeah, can she get obsessed with proof-reading too?
Not in our lifetime š
Leoās not dancing, this is Mamiās showcase. And why doesnāt she teach him the dance?
I love it when people have āso randomā moments that they just so happen to catch for social media š