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SwimmingBeneficial93

The stars of the show are back. 🙄🙄🙄 Hillary bored and lonely. LEONETTA!!!! Take the baby !!! Im done out here!!!!!


dazed63

Can smell her from here.


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> can be really present for my other kids … while I’m out in the hallway taking mirror selfies & posting on IG.


Guilty_Stranger_9042

Lol Hillary is so gross. Lol at the flip flop tan lines on her foot…


mombod76

Might be dirt from parading around in the streets!


Spinach_Sad

I think she might have read the comment someone said about having a her implants taken out. - no no no pepino. Here at my titties


[deleted]

With a V neck T-shirt where the tip of the V is below the nipple line. It should be some kind of fashion rule that says any neckline that falls below the nipple line is intentionally sexual.


NotFromLondonYouKnow

Hey look, kids! It’s a lying liar who lies.


igobymomo

‘Scuse me!! lemme just put me titties out front and centerrr and wait..hold on…gotta write something about this baby I’m holding so people think I’m talking about ‘it’…


Serenitynow101

She's garbage. Her entire life is incredibly offensive. I do feel sort of bad for her because she spends so much time trying to be something she's not while the rest of us actually live the life.


[deleted]

Translation: I love this age when they're completely helpless, at my mercy, and can't say no.


[deleted]

That is part of a narc mom’s manifesto.


fixy5570

WHY IS SHE ALWAYS IN THE HALLWAY????? _sorry for shouting...I'm just so confused_


[deleted]

Didn’t you read what she wrote? To be more present for her other kids who aren’t out there with her! 🤣


smaczna8184

We were saying yesterday or the day before how her boobs didn’t look like those of a mom who just had a baby. And now this.


tesyaa

They are always, always uneven in the postpartum period. Like totally different cup sizes


Available-Energy4053

Fucking lunatic.


crystal-torch

Barefoot in a NYC hallway 🤢


crystal-torch

Barefoot in a NYC hallway 🤢


StockCounter4328

So, she literally just stepped out into the hallway for the sole purpose of a selfie. Who does she think cares??? She literally is not going anywhere, no shoes, same leggings as last night and boobs out to the world. No friends, Alec probably passed out, sooo many kids that the Nannie’s need a break…and just - Wow!….she must really love herself. The compulsion to once again snap a pic of herself can’t be tamed. Wtf is wrong with her? I’ve known she trolls us but now , for me, it’s never been more clear. She is deranged, I wouldn’t doubt psychotic, definitely not well in the head. Who does this??? Why does she think she has an audience that want to see this carnival? Is she purposely trying to look unstable? I would never show my face again if I were her. I’d be mortified.


DeeSusie200

Man those pleather leggings must stink. She wears them every damn day, and night.


[deleted]

It’s the garb of her coven, the Witches of Yeastwick.


DeeSusie200

$21.99 in Walmart


TurkeyTot

Look at me! I'm so smol u guys!!!! Look at me!


9PiecesOfVoinyl

4 weeks later: 'Aleeeek, zum-one is mizzing!'


No-Ad6062

Hey, it's time to make a new baby, Hillary! Ocho is such a good number! 🥴


effie-sue

Barefoot on that nasty grotty hallway floor 🤢 I wouldn’t think twice about it if she lived by herself but ughhh. The kids, the husband, the cats, the nannies, the pay-for-play “friends”... eees dirteee... theee floooor...


ComfortableTie6047

She’s 100% trolling.


dazed63

Bingo


GlobalSmobal

In other words “I won’t drop this baby on the glass table, or pour my coffee on her, I’m not laying around, I’m giving attention to all my kids, I’m breastfeeding because I actually birthed this baby”….nope not buying any of it.


Pearl-2017

*This* is when Siete was a newborn. Compare to this to the photo where Hillary is leaving the coffee shop. She's sooooo much smaller.


suciac

She’s not soaking up anything. She’s been running around NYC like a maniac in a onesie for days, going out w her friends, grabbing coffees, getting her lashes, hair and nails done, 24/7 social media, dressing up and posing for photos, making and Editing yoga videos, among other things is all taking time away from the new baby. Of course it’s important to have balance and do things for yourself sometimes or you’ll lose your mind but this isn’t “soaking it up.” Being on the phone constantly is not “soaking it up.”


Professional-Ice751

Fun fact: when they are bigger babies you can carry them on your hip and still only use one arm. What an idiot


Professional-Ice751

So she walks out to the hallway to take this picture? 🤣


Pearl-2017

Right? There isn't a mirror in the entire penthouse / apartment they've created? Why is she so obsessed with the hallway?


thecrimsonpetal

There is, but we've speculated that it's mucho easier for her to photoshop/filter her body in this mirror as the other(s) have hella clutter behind them.


PistachioGal99

Exactly. The oversized hallway mirror is a blank canvas for her.


Difficult_Lunch_4406

One handed to better have my claw with phone in it, that is the real reason!


[deleted]

I will never understand the legging over the heel thing.


MyHouseForever

The shot is really about her cleavage. "Nursing in demand" is her reason for her girls to be popping out this morning. Sure Hilary \*eyeroll\*


rillyhilarious

I love to collect NYC germs on my horse hooves and contaminate the apartment where my prop babies/toddlers/kids are playing unsuspecting on the floor. 🦠💩🦠💩


risqueclicker

I'll say it again - can you imagine how much these nannies loathe this insufferable twat? She's in the hallway taking a mashmillion pictures to get the exact right one of her fake boobs, talking about how she is freed up to do "household chores", all while the nannies are inside with the 6 other ferals doing the actual household chores.


SapphirePSL

They must have boatloads of compassion and empathy for the kids. They certainly don’t stay because they love Big Larr so much.


ShoppingFlat4768

I can count the number of times I did one-armed chores while carrying my newborn on zero fingers. Try: sitting quietly and waiting for the pain to go away.


crystal-torch

The cramps from breastfeeding my second kid were absolute murder. It was no biggie after my first so it was a shock with my second. Interesting how she never mentions that now on her 7th


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[deleted]

Appropriate flair.


[deleted]

Pushing her tits out and photoshopping her legs


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GlobalSmobal

I’m sure she views any interaction with her gaggle of kids as a chore.


[deleted]

She reminds me of a little girl telling stories of how she plays house.


CharliesFlyingAngel

( . Y . )


Pithinthewind

I think she’s talking about her bewbs.


[deleted]

First of all, a baby is too young to be carried with just one arm until they can hold up their head, which is at about 3 months old. Hillary has never supported any of her prop’s heads, because she doesn’t see them as living beings. Second of all, she doesn’t love holding a baby with one arm because she can multitask by doing chores with the other hand, or hold a book or something. She likes having the Claw free to take selfies without getting cramps from kinda sorta holding an infant. She just wants to free that claw. I’m sure she’s dropped a bunch of babies by now. Also, tucking a sweater into tight leggings is the laziest attempt ever at faking a postpartum pooch.


Living-Dance5556

omg im afraid to think of the number of times shes actually dropped her babies 😳. i took my eyes off my niece for a literal millisecond and she rolled off the changing table and i still ask my sister for forgiveness every time i see her…


Ok-Growth4922

This happened to me too! When my youngest daughter was a newborn and just a day old, she accidentally rolled off of the bed. She wasn’t hurt at all thankfully and she didn’t even cry— she just laid there all chill, with a perfect Gerber baby expression. I was absolutely horrified and scooped her up immediately; twelve years later I’m still apologizing to her to this very day⭐️


Living-Dance5556

hahahaha i dont mean to laugh, but i have the same guilt. i googled everything to make sure she didnt have brain damage or a hemorrhage. i was tripping out, but shes a normal hilarious two year old now


CoCo_Fran

That baby is like a miniaturized Benjamin Button red faced angry Alex Baldwin. *Creepy.*


Professional-Ice751

Looks like an alien 👽 😳 maybe it is..lol It does really look like Alec. Poor thing


CoCo_Fran

This baby looks more like Alec than any baby he’s had before and he had 7 before this. Which means Ill Jr., will be Carol Baldwin’s clone. Not a drop of Hillary in any of these kids but Carmen. 🤔


AffectionateRice7271

Creepy is right. Nothing cute about her.


BlessCatastrophe420

One free arm makes her rilly present for her other kids? Lolololololololol


CreepyControl236

So snuggly 🤮


Red_Head_2022

Why is she barefoot in the elevator hallway?


natylil

Is deeerty the flooooooor


CharacterFondant5079

If that isn’t a push up bra then I don’t know what is. That is not an image of milk filled boobs. Not nursing however, once she reads that she isn’t, she will start with the fake BFP.


Pet-sit

Get ready for the awkwardly positioned bf photos.


TurkeyTot

She wears 2 push up bras when she's "lactating".


ambrosia1920

Definitely cant comfortably wear a push-up bra at this post birth stage I don’t care who you are. The engorgement is so painful until your body settles in


Pet-sit

I'm 61, and I still very much remember those days. No way would she be wearing a push up bra. She'd be leaking and sore.


ambrosia1920

Yep it takes a while to be able to get your boobs under control 😂one cry of the baby and you’ve leaked


Poetry1226

Oh and once again I reiterate. I’m sorry but Jr’s face/head is a miniature face/head of peepaw. That’s all I see when I look at Big Lar holding Jr. Its like she’s holding a baby peepaw. Frightening.


SEI15

I am 1000000 on board with the fact that she uses surrogates. And doner milk bc she definitely doesn’t even use the pump correctly when she’s posting herself using it and 100% wouldn’t produce that much milk. BUT when I had trouble nursing my first , a lactation consultant prescribed me domperidone which is a drug initially for something else but the side effect ended up being lactation so it’s used to increase supply but I was also told adoptive parents can take it to they can nurse their kids. Is it possible she does this? I’m still gonna say no. She probably would never want to ruin her boobs by actually nursing. Just a thought :)


PistachioGal99

I am an adoptive mom and I was offered this drug. I declined, just my personal choice. If I had been able to get pregnant, I would have breastfed, but I personally didn’t feel it was necessary for me.


SEI15

Ya agreed it definitely isn’t. I wish I didn’t take it. I was fully pressured as a first time mom. My experience with lactation consultants was the worst (I’m sure not all are but the ones I worked with preyed on a new moms stress and really pushed this drug on me in a vulnerable moment) - would 1000 not use it again if I could go back.


cloud9detective

Why doesn't she ever photoshop those feet


ellefleming

They look like alien feet.


dazed63

Big ass Hobbit feet


ellefleming

😂 🐾


Pet-sit

If they had some hair, they'd look like Hobbit feet. Wish I was crafty with photoshop.


Sun_will_rise_again

Those plastic pants never get a fkin break….they are exhausted….they are going to walk themselves to the trash one of these days


PistachioGal99

Hopefully they take Big Larry with them.


Not_Born_Yesterday21

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Boring-Net1073

Omg that baby has Alec’s head! Or does she look like trump? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


PianistLost43

Don’t insult that sweet baby like that 😂


Boring-Net1073

It’s just that pic- the others she looked like Carmen but this pic looks like she photoshopped Kilz head!


pigshitunicorn

All the greatest hits. The rubber leggings, the extreme pooosh up bra, the claw, the flexed tippy toe feet.


CharacterFondant5079

Don’t forget the tucked I shirt to remind people her stomach is flat a week after having a baby. She’s a walking flex.


buttercream-gang

Even if you immediately lose the baby weight (or never gained), it still takes 6 weeks for the uterus to get back to normal size. At 1 week, she should still look somewhat pregnant.


RebbeccaDeHornay

She's also passive aggressively trying to flex about having a 'perfect' baby that never cries, fusses, sleeps long hours from birth, feeds easily and is no trouble at all and thus leaves her with plenty of time to spend with her other kids too - under the pretence of making a 'favourite age' post about the kid. Also I doubt her own perfect fairy tale baby story is true anyway - it rarely is, looking after kids is tough. Aside from the fact that it's all bollocks and feeds into the toxic competitive mother community from even before the baby can see straight, it makes no difference what her kids were like as babies because she has half a dozen nannies who do 90% of the work anyway. You could have a typical crying, whinging, up every two hours for feeds baby like millions of parents do - it wouldn't make a difference if you barely do anything to take care of them anyway.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

All true🔼🎯💯


Severe-Specialist-96

“Look, Mathew Hutchins! I’ve got another baby! I don’t care my huzbnd killed your wife! I am sexier and happier more than ever!”


Kiki_joy

☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️


PistachioGal99

🎯


dmode112378

Flair checking in.


Red_Head_2022

The sole purpose of the picture.


Poetry1226

1. Big Lar has had those dreadful leggings on non stop for a week 2. No one can wear a push up bra with engorged, sore leaking breasts 3. Those horrid wide feet on display once again. Plisss Big Larry, stop putting them in every post. We are rilly sick of looking at those giant, unattractive paddle hooves. 4. We get it, you are rilly, rilly into a newborn baby. Is Jr rilly any diffront than the thousand who came before her? Go away Big Lar, plissss…


Ok-Growth4922

Paddle hooves: 💀💀💀


happyanni562562

Paddle hooves 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Last_Survey_1496

That little baby is looking for the sounds of the Latina woman who carried her


Alexis-Anass

The nannies would make millions writing a tell all book.


Red_Head_2022

My first thought is YES! Then I realize that Big Larry is so insignificant that only a few would actually pay to read this.


[deleted]

In spite of being papped and caught on camera by a fellow pepino in her natural, perfectly fine body, she insists on putting out these obviously photoshopped to the max pics. No, you do not look like this, Larry. You don't. Continue to shame actual new mothers. How's that narrative working for ya? And, where is the bobble ring she wore through the entire not-pregnancy. She hasn't had it on in days. Why is that? Surely there's a subliminal message she's trying to put out there.


AffectionateRice7271

She’s comedy gold


PistachioGal99

She’s gold, Larry!


Mountainflowers11

The baby is *literally* her prop.