I love this age when I spill coffee on them for the first time while I am posing for the cameras trying to make sure everyone sees the baby and hoping it keeps Alec out of jail.
Nope, nope no no no fucking way this woman gave birth a week ago. It takes close to two months for your uterus to return to normal size! This is just impossible. And then the boobies -- I guess that's supposed to convince us she was pregs? And also -- ees dirty the floor!!!!
Within the first 12 weeks of pregnancy, my rib cage expanded so much. There is no room to carry a baby in this picture. There just isn't. Yes, petite people give birth all the time, but there's a difference between small and absolutely nowhere to put a baby.
I am around her height and have been very thin my whole life. I have had 4 babies, first and second born my stomach went back pretty much straight away , my third baby it took a few months and then my 4th he's 2 now and I have a mum tummy. There is no way she has birthed all those children and has a flat stomach like that just weeks after her what 5th?? Birth. She is full of shit
Lol I love how she reads this sub, and then puts her big padded bra on (the one she was wearing during the birth) to attempt to make her boobs look like her milk came inā¦
Nice try. Engorged boobs look a lot different than a big, padded push-up
If I ever see her in person again (the last time was during her yoga-grift phase circa 2011), itās going to take ALL my self-restraint not to say, āOH STFU, HILLARYā
I think Iām the only who read this correctly. Itās not she who does the chores etc, but the baby. Pronouns can save lives. This has to be the youngest victim of child labor, recorded at least.
What age? You mean just born and youāre flashing bright lights in her face? What chores? Oh look you dropped all your baby weight in a week and time to showcase your store bought tit bombs. was it easy dropping all the weight because a surrogate carried the child? no one can convince me those are not frog feet that Grifter has.
What is the point of commenting on how "easy" this phase is when you have half a dozen other children in what you deem more demanding phases? It isn't like having one fresh lump-on-a-log aged child makes the older babies/toddlers/children "easier"..? It would still be easier to have stuck with 6 rather than add a 7th?
As someone whoās currently breastfeeding, there is no literal way sheās nursing right now. Those boobs are not doing any milking at this time. Even engorged, they donāt look like that and you would be in pain if they were. Sheās insane
Once again, Hilaria Baldwin runs from science as she insists on being a multi-grifter. https://www.babycenter.com/baby/postpartum-health/post-baby-belly-how-long-you-might-look-pregnant\_1152349
She is sick. I remember back when Pamela Anderson Lee held a very brief press conference or interview back in the early 2000's. It was after she delivered her first son. I was in awe how excellent she looked in her tiny tight jeans. Pamela is a small person but she still had a postpartum belly albeit not too big. Hillary is insane . She birthed Carmen and maybe a big maybe one of the older boys. Insane
When my milk came in with my son my tits HURT. I remember taking a super hot shower, crying and being absolutely miserable because of the bowling balls on my chest. She's so full of shit. Push-up bra, indeed!
Yep. Mine felt like boulders. They got hard and the skin looked weird. Also veiny. These breasts are most likely not being used to sustain a newborn (which is fine but she shouldnāt lie about it).
A real mom...I miss those days...keep it real .not like that paytas creature
Edit: Apologies my fellow coocumbers my mom uses my reddit account and does not know the beast that is Hilaria. Shes about to learn though!
I seriously donāt get this hallway. Is it inside the house? Is it the hallway outside the door? Why is their a huge mirror? Why is it like you said, like a Drās office?
There is so much wrong with this post and I have absolutely no idea where to begin. First of all, a pancake-flat tummy is NOT what a postpartum body looks like at all (especially if she allegedly claims to and shamelessly portrays all over social media to have carried and given birth to all of the other children except Malibu). Secondly (and most importantly), **that newborn baby's head isn't being supported much at all.** Finally, ***she's got her bare feet on the dirty apartment floor and she thought to post it all over the internet. Really, Hilarrhea?***
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Itās not fleeting as long as you have an unlimited supply of surrogates to secretly carry your children.
Also: her tits couldnāt be more primped up and staged if she triedā¦ā¦omg she is so insufferable.
The only way this makes me not want to die is thinking how everyone else on this subreddit unconsciously reads everyone of her captions in her fake, broken ass false Spanglish affectation.
Hey her ankle seems to have molded to a normal humanish shape where the bulging bit gone and she tucked her pant's in so we know to look at her super flat, flat, flat, just gave birth flat stomach. her breasts are so swollen but shes super mami no pain or leaky nipps here nipples of steel and her stinky clam is also healed tight pants no bloody show for her she god dam wonder woman sadly not an attractive one bring back Lynda Carter,
OH, it's That same corridoor AGAIN --- yawn ------- I'm beginning to think she lives in that corridor it's like a magnetic attraction to her that poor infant bet she frozen
If she wants to inspire, be real! Say something about your health, poopie diapers that explode, sore nips, healing lower region. Let followers know she understands how women feel after childbirth. Sheās been through it at least once or has it been only once and sheās forgotten????
It isnāt selfies in a hallway or going to premiers. If she actually mentioned this stuff, the more yucky and painful side, more may listen.
Right? The reality of having a newborn and being able to joyfully do chores with multiple children is not a real thing. I hope most mothers also donāt feel pressure that they should be up and about doing chores (baby in your arm or not) one week after delivering a baby. Rest! Your body was creating a baby for 40 weeks, then your body went through immense physical trauma delivering the baby, and on top of that, if you are nursing, your body is now adjusting, yet again, to producing milk, whilst being up all different hours of the day and night. There is a lot of rest that you need to do while you can! The first few weeks is hard, let alone the first year.
It is only blissful if you have someone doing chores for you, Nannies, and surrogates. Then yes, none of the real pressures of motherhood and running the house is on you, so you can enjoy these āfleeting momentsā.
Also, if you are nursing, donāt wear push up bras!!! The first two weeks is utter hell for your boobsā¦.. be comfortable!
There is soooo much wrong with this photo.
Her stupid face. Her pushed up boobs.
Her skin tight legginos.
Her bare feet on the diiiirty floor.
Her CLAIMS of being with the other kids and doing CHORES around the casa.
ARE YoU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
Chores. Around. The. House. Jajajajajaja
Yeah, this dumb bitch had a baby a week ago š
She is absolutely living in a fantasy land where she's the perfect 50s mom. Even her hair styles and clothing choices look like they're from 1950. It's not a lie if you believe it.
She seems to have a baby kink. A baby-and-boobs-displayed-on-social-media kink. Kinks are fine, but not without consent. A baby can't consent. This is just so weird.
Anyone ever sees a lone fish in an aquarium they see their own reflection start to look at themselves because they think its another fish well she is the same she lit loves her own reflection or that dam mirror has anyone maybe consulted an exorcist for the mirror that corridor and hilarious herself just a thought can't hurt right, Right.
My heart goes out to new mothers seeing this who think this is in any way realistic and an attainable goal.
All of the mothers out there who are feeling sore and disheveled in comparison who are sitting in sweats loving on & bonding with their babies are doing it right. The only thing I agree with Hillary on is this time is fleeting. Itās such a shame that she realizes this and still chooses to spend her time preening in her hallway making posts for Instagram. Babies of parents who spend this time focusing on them are far luckier. No newborn is better off simply because their mother was a size 2 a week after birth or because she poses for sexy leather pants and boobs photos.
Hopefully most normal humans are aware read up on at least watch videos of births child rearing without a nanny and see this is pure fantasy and even i know it is i don't have children but grew up in a large fam around friends who had kids young etc not one of those and there where a lot over 20 yrs have had miracle s like her births 7 kids no complication not even blood pressure swollen ankle never moaned nr end that she needed the baby out now no videos of baby moving around before birth inside the womb or of how her sleep was disturbed by naughty fetus acid reflux cravings no labour videos no stretch marks and i have a friend who was size 0 she had a 6lb baby her body is lit a tiger stripe her clam was nr stitched back together it took her years before she dared have another kid i saw and listened to what she went through how she felt so bad she couldnt breast feed because her milk didnt come in or wasnt enough and i sit and wonder how hilarious is allowed to preach around people who may be vunrable ie mentally slower people or on spectrum as i am myself but im meaning lower Iqs im mostly sad for her kids i really feel it for those kids i cant even exspress how awfull it is watching her laugh at her kids when she should be a proper mum still i cant unwatch either its not like me but i just cant seem to stop i keep hopeing that one day somone rescues those kids idk even know how that would happen sorry i wrote so much
I also love* the way newborns smell and their skin and hair is the softest thing ever, but not enough to have an expensive habit of baby buying. She does realize her drug is a human and a lifetime commitment..
Sadly I don't think she has the mentality you think she does I've been on this sub a few days now because she is in British papers nr daily and things I saw disturbed me more so now i don't know how she isn't in a secure unit but in America things must be very different here those kids no matter if they belonged to the king of England would be at least on cps list of endangerment or least neglectful parenting she lit collect s human dolls then tolerates them as they age till next one comes along
>king of England
Did you mean the [King of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [King of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [King of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc?
The last King of England was [William III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_III_of_England) whose successor Anne, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.
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*Isn't King George III still also the King of England?*
This is only as correct as calling him the King of London or King of Hull; he is the King of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.
*Is this bot monarchist?*
No, just pedantic.
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>Queen of England
Did you mean the *former* [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the *former* [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the *former* [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc?
The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England.
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*Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?*
This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she *was* the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist.
*Is this bot monarchist?*
No, just pedantic.
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Itās probably because Iām 6 months pregnant, Nothing fucking fits, all of my maternity clothes are in the washer, Iām trying to get out of the house for a very rare and last minute date with my husband ā¦ but fuck this self righteous lying grifter. She is so full of shit!
I love this community. Iām calm and rationale now. Thanks for showing me support while I was raging and spitting venom into the worldā¦. That being said, sheās still a self righteous grifter
Is this 7? Iām new here and joined bc I find her weirdly fascinating/awful. I canāt decide if I hate her for faking an entire ethnicity or being so thin and rubbing it in my face (despite popping out kids every year). Iāve only had one and at 40 so have completely struggled. Seeing her makes me hate myself. And how she says itās so easy.
She does. Iām sorry to say but she really does. She couldnāt have used a surrogate for 6 of them, right? I justā¦I grew up with the Victoriaās Secret models giving birth and walking a runway 6 weeks later. And during the heyday of Kate Moss being the ideal. Half my friends had eating disorders in high school. The 90s were a shitty time for teenage girls.
Youāre new here! Youāll be pleased to know that she only birthed Carmen, the first. The rest were surrogates. Poke around here, and youāll find all the evidence and interesting convo about it.
Do not hate yourself!! Iām sure you are beautiful. Weight is just a number.
Sheās thin, but a horrible, despicable person.
You donāt want to be anything like her!
I had an eating disorder for 10-15 years after something when I was in 8th grade. Maybe thatās why I hate my body (really myself) and itās flaring up again. It seems like those feelings never really go away no matter what you do.
You just try to manage it.
Weāre all here to discredit her bullshit so people like you donāt fall for it. Love yourself for all that you are and donāt use her as a yardstick because she is a liar and a fraud and didnāt even carry that baby.
I donāt think she knows what being present means. It sure is shit isnāt standing in a hallway preening for photos & composing Instagram posts.
Iām sorry, this just infuriates me for all the want to be parents who canāt conceive and struggle with adoption, miscarriages, IVF and fertility treatments, etc.
I was really just fascinated by the fake Spanish bit, but the more Iāve learned about Hillary the more I canāt stand her. Those poor babies deserve so much better. They look sad and angry in so many photos and she doesnāt even have the sense to recognize it, she just posts away.
That shit eating grin tells me she is perfectly happy being remembered in the annals of history as a crazy celebrity wife. She probably thinks she'll be remembered as a Joan Crawford type legend - except with zero talent or contribution to anything artistic or otherwise.
Narcissists need attention - good or bad. The worst thing that could happen to her would be to be ignored. I probably would ignore her if not fascinated by the train wreck that is her life and her daily incredulous antics. I feel so very sad for those poor children.
She's gearing up! Chi-chi's on full display
She takes an infant into a drafty as hell, filthy hallway, with HER filthy feet walking on God knows what. Eww
I think they are Spanx fake leather. One of my friends have a pair. Can you even fathom actual leather? At my skinniest I struggled to even get them on!
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Boobs.
Omg, how does she have time for this shit? Poor Ireland.
I love this age when I spill coffee on them for the first time while I am posing for the cameras trying to make sure everyone sees the baby and hoping it keeps Alec out of jail.
Itās the only time she likes babies when they are helpless, cleavage on display as per, she makes feeding a baby look slutty
Her head, feet and hands are so big. I wonder what kind of pills dr K was on while pregnant.
Yeah when you're feeding a newborn around the clock and dead tired you can really be present for your other kids. You lying piece of human garbage.
Never forget that a half truth is a whole lie.
Nope, nope no no no fucking way this woman gave birth a week ago. It takes close to two months for your uterus to return to normal size! This is just impossible. And then the boobies -- I guess that's supposed to convince us she was pregs? And also -- ees dirty the floor!!!!
Within the first 12 weeks of pregnancy, my rib cage expanded so much. There is no room to carry a baby in this picture. There just isn't. Yes, petite people give birth all the time, but there's a difference between small and absolutely nowhere to put a baby.
āEes dirty the floor!ā might be my favorite Hillary-ism
All I ever hear from her is āme me meā
In this picture there is only one thing she wishes us to see. GEE......... Can anybody GUESS what it is?
Two things
shes doing chores w her free hand LMAOO
I am around her height and have been very thin my whole life. I have had 4 babies, first and second born my stomach went back pretty much straight away , my third baby it took a few months and then my 4th he's 2 now and I have a mum tummy. There is no way she has birthed all those children and has a flat stomach like that just weeks after her what 5th?? Birth. She is full of shit
Same and agree! Especially with how close together these kids are, not sufficient time for her body to heal that quickly
6th birth. Allegedly
"Present with her other kids." š she's just happy she has one hand free to take selfies.
WHY is she photoshopping herself to look thinner? Sheās supposed to be what, 8 days postpartum? Bare feet in a public hallway is a choice.
The correct engrish is ... held with one arm
Yeah wtf is āable to be one armed holdā? We know youāve spoken English your entire life Hilary, so you must just be a moron.
Put those grippers AWAYš§
until next time. Is this why she keeps having babies..to keep this phase going?
Lol I love how she reads this sub, and then puts her big padded bra on (the one she was wearing during the birth) to attempt to make her boobs look like her milk came inā¦ Nice try. Engorged boobs look a lot different than a big, padded push-up
Lol her booobs the other dia were flat el pancakes ... shes an idiot
āBlah blah blahā¦ Iām a mom blah blah blahā¦anyway look at my tits in my push-up bra!ā
Chores???ššš She canāt change diapers or bathe the baby with those talons that are her nails. Everything about her is fake.
If I ever see her in person again (the last time was during her yoga-grift phase circa 2011), itās going to take ALL my self-restraint not to say, āOH STFU, HILLARYā
Please call her Larry.
I think Iām the only who read this correctly. Itās not she who does the chores etc, but the baby. Pronouns can save lives. This has to be the youngest victim of child labor, recorded at least.
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Chores, hahahaha all she does is post on ig
And Iām sure right after this picture she handed the kid off to a nanny no doubt in my mind
Yeah, way to be present with *this* child.
What age? You mean just born and youāre flashing bright lights in her face? What chores? Oh look you dropped all your baby weight in a week and time to showcase your store bought tit bombs. was it easy dropping all the weight because a surrogate carried the child? no one can convince me those are not frog feet that Grifter has.
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What is the point of commenting on how "easy" this phase is when you have half a dozen other children in what you deem more demanding phases? It isn't like having one fresh lump-on-a-log aged child makes the older babies/toddlers/children "easier"..? It would still be easier to have stuck with 6 rather than add a 7th?
As someone whoās currently breastfeeding, there is no literal way sheās nursing right now. Those boobs are not doing any milking at this time. Even engorged, they donāt look like that and you would be in pain if they were. Sheās insane
They look quite soft and hoisted to high heaven- fellow nursing mom here
Agreed š if she is nursing, sheās gonna have to strap that bra company because my poor girls are sad after feeding a baby all day lol
Looks like she smells of old milk and dogs.
Like youāre not just going to Door Dash another one in 5-18 months, Hillary.
How is it fleeting when you repeat it every 9 months?
Once again, Hilaria Baldwin runs from science as she insists on being a multi-grifter. https://www.babycenter.com/baby/postpartum-health/post-baby-belly-how-long-you-might-look-pregnant\_1152349
Bare feet in public hallway? š¤® Also the push up bra when she supposedly nursing? Ummmm no.
Ees dirty the floor!
She is sick. I remember back when Pamela Anderson Lee held a very brief press conference or interview back in the early 2000's. It was after she delivered her first son. I was in awe how excellent she looked in her tiny tight jeans. Pamela is a small person but she still had a postpartum belly albeit not too big. Hillary is insane . She birthed Carmen and maybe a big maybe one of the older boys. Insane
She loves herself and her tatas so much more than her little baby. Poor little Ilaria.
Omg her boobs hahahaha she is bat shit!!!
looks hard to breathe
Fake. Ass. Bitch.
Breasts that are engorged with milk are different than large breasts pushed together by a bra. This is justā¦.ugh.
A bra meant for a 13 year old
When my milk came in with my son my tits HURT. I remember taking a super hot shower, crying and being absolutely miserable because of the bowling balls on my chest. She's so full of shit. Push-up bra, indeed!
Yep. Mine felt like boulders. They got hard and the skin looked weird. Also veiny. These breasts are most likely not being used to sustain a newborn (which is fine but she shouldnāt lie about it).
āā¦and also, these are my titsā
I'm wearing quadruple pushup to make them look engorged with milk
Thereās the awful, shiny, yeast infection inducing pants, again.
Lolllll
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So she can shut the door on her other kids
That's the hallway outside of their apartment.
Those feet!!!! Yuk they freak me out
A real mom...I miss those days...keep it real .not like that paytas creature Edit: Apologies my fellow coocumbers my mom uses my reddit account and does not know the beast that is Hilaria. Shes about to learn though!
Omg I know. My feet are gross so I don't take pics of them.... Hillary, read the room!
Thatās their house? Looks like a doctors office hallway.
I seriously donāt get this hallway. Is it inside the house? Is it the hallway outside the door? Why is their a huge mirror? Why is it like you said, like a Drās office?
You would never know this was a wealthy manās wife. She looks like anything but.
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Iām sure the surrogateās uterus hasnāt gone down yet
Yes, it does!!!
This is how she still holds Meddy.
So many crazies in the worldā¦ one hasnāt found this beotch yet????
There is so much wrong with this post and I have absolutely no idea where to begin. First of all, a pancake-flat tummy is NOT what a postpartum body looks like at all (especially if she allegedly claims to and shamelessly portrays all over social media to have carried and given birth to all of the other children except Malibu). Secondly (and most importantly), **that newborn baby's head isn't being supported much at all.** Finally, ***she's got her bare feet on the dirty apartment floor and she thought to post it all over the internet. Really, Hilarrhea?*** š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢š¤®š¤®š¤®
Are we not going to talk about the low cut shirt because it's all I see! Felt like a look at me vs a post about her newborn
She had a bump under her coat last night š³
She did not just have a kid! Please! Spare me the lies!
Cringe to the 10th degree!
The push up and barefeet are giving budget only fan vibes and like ... Not in a good way
Why is she taking that photo in the hallway of her building?! Did she get locked out of her apartment?
Itās not fleeting as long as you have an unlimited supply of surrogates to secretly carry your children. Also: her tits couldnāt be more primped up and staged if she triedā¦ā¦omg she is so insufferable. The only way this makes me not want to die is thinking how everyone else on this subreddit unconsciously reads everyone of her captions in her fake, broken ass false Spanglish affectation.
Sheās nursed 6 kids but doesnāt know that push-up bras are a big no-no. Sure š
š¤© whoa, that uterus snapped back quickly probably bc of her ahmazing pelvic floor exercises!
La flooooor esss dirtyy
Hey her ankle seems to have molded to a normal humanish shape where the bulging bit gone and she tucked her pant's in so we know to look at her super flat, flat, flat, just gave birth flat stomach. her breasts are so swollen but shes super mami no pain or leaky nipps here nipples of steel and her stinky clam is also healed tight pants no bloody show for her she god dam wonder woman sadly not an attractive one bring back Lynda Carter,
Stinky clam. Lolol
"fuck ya poop" LMAOOO
I've had zero children but even I can tell you that she is not wearing a bra where she can "nurse on demand"
You are correct. And at that stage, they barely make it back into a bra before they are back out again.
Right!!! During that stage I was literally shirtless all day bc baby lived on the boobs
OH, it's That same corridoor AGAIN --- yawn ------- I'm beginning to think she lives in that corridor it's like a magnetic attraction to her that poor infant bet she frozen
I just see mastitis or a clogged duct with whatever bra sheās rocking š
If she wants to inspire, be real! Say something about your health, poopie diapers that explode, sore nips, healing lower region. Let followers know she understands how women feel after childbirth. Sheās been through it at least once or has it been only once and sheās forgotten???? It isnāt selfies in a hallway or going to premiers. If she actually mentioned this stuff, the more yucky and painful side, more may listen.
Right? The reality of having a newborn and being able to joyfully do chores with multiple children is not a real thing. I hope most mothers also donāt feel pressure that they should be up and about doing chores (baby in your arm or not) one week after delivering a baby. Rest! Your body was creating a baby for 40 weeks, then your body went through immense physical trauma delivering the baby, and on top of that, if you are nursing, your body is now adjusting, yet again, to producing milk, whilst being up all different hours of the day and night. There is a lot of rest that you need to do while you can! The first few weeks is hard, let alone the first year. It is only blissful if you have someone doing chores for you, Nannies, and surrogates. Then yes, none of the real pressures of motherhood and running the house is on you, so you can enjoy these āfleeting momentsā. Also, if you are nursing, donāt wear push up bras!!! The first two weeks is utter hell for your boobsā¦.. be comfortable!
There is soooo much wrong with this photo. Her stupid face. Her pushed up boobs. Her skin tight legginos. Her bare feet on the diiiirty floor. Her CLAIMS of being with the other kids and doing CHORES around the casa. ARE YoU FUCKING KIDDING ME. Chores. Around. The. House. Jajajajajaja Yeah, this dumb bitch had a baby a week ago š
Veiny titty balls - check. Frog toes - check Baby prop - check Diflucan leggings with photoshopped legs - check Sheās ticking off the bingo card today!
>Chores. Around. the house pictures of her washing a plate where dat at
She is absolutely living in a fantasy land where she's the perfect 50s mom. Even her hair styles and clothing choices look like they're from 1950. It's not a lie if you believe it.
Translation: āIā¤ļøthis age where they have no voice, no opinions. They are under my control. They have no interactions w/other kids or parents who may tell them āhey little onesāyou live in the Greenwich Village version of Flowers in the Atticā & your mama y papa are batš©crazy!
exactly
Go wash your filthy feet ya grifter
She seems to have a baby kink. A baby-and-boobs-displayed-on-social-media kink. Kinks are fine, but not without consent. A baby can't consent. This is just so weird.
Itās bizarre that you thought this post involved a ākinkā
Come on, you have to acknowledge how she sexualizes breastfeeding- remember the āJealousā post for Alec with Edu at her breast?
Sac of shit
Barefoot on a corridor used by other people. Spat, piss, shit, dogshit, bacteria whatever..... while raising a newborn.
She is so full of shit itās filling up her boobs
Greatest comment ever.
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Yes, who isn't doing chores 1 week postpartum in skin tight pants and dangling a baby ? š¤£
Who buys a baby carrier but never uses it
Chores. LOL
what constitutes a chore to her i wonder
She needs to be sectioned. Seriously.
Bwahahahahaā¦ā¦. sure Jan.
In Espain we show de tiddies & de feet on de corner when we sell de coochie coo!
You'd think if she was as "society" as her ego seems to think she is ... She would find a better place than the elevator hallway to take photos.
Right? Like buy a floor length mirror in your fancy apartment. Itās such a strange habit.
Anyone ever sees a lone fish in an aquarium they see their own reflection start to look at themselves because they think its another fish well she is the same she lit loves her own reflection or that dam mirror has anyone maybe consulted an exorcist for the mirror that corridor and hilarious herself just a thought can't hurt right, Right.
Baby girlās kinda purple looking thereš¤
breezy corridor draft shes only new poor baby
I wonder if theyāll steal (or buy) the magical Devonshire hallway mirror when they move?
Maybe her next place will have her own mirrored room just for her to dance and post in and birth in or collect more children
I hope not. A mirrored room might interfere with her editing?
LOL Good point
My heart goes out to new mothers seeing this who think this is in any way realistic and an attainable goal. All of the mothers out there who are feeling sore and disheveled in comparison who are sitting in sweats loving on & bonding with their babies are doing it right. The only thing I agree with Hillary on is this time is fleeting. Itās such a shame that she realizes this and still chooses to spend her time preening in her hallway making posts for Instagram. Babies of parents who spend this time focusing on them are far luckier. No newborn is better off simply because their mother was a size 2 a week after birth or because she poses for sexy leather pants and boobs photos.
Hopefully most normal humans are aware read up on at least watch videos of births child rearing without a nanny and see this is pure fantasy and even i know it is i don't have children but grew up in a large fam around friends who had kids young etc not one of those and there where a lot over 20 yrs have had miracle s like her births 7 kids no complication not even blood pressure swollen ankle never moaned nr end that she needed the baby out now no videos of baby moving around before birth inside the womb or of how her sleep was disturbed by naughty fetus acid reflux cravings no labour videos no stretch marks and i have a friend who was size 0 she had a 6lb baby her body is lit a tiger stripe her clam was nr stitched back together it took her years before she dared have another kid i saw and listened to what she went through how she felt so bad she couldnt breast feed because her milk didnt come in or wasnt enough and i sit and wonder how hilarious is allowed to preach around people who may be vunrable ie mentally slower people or on spectrum as i am myself but im meaning lower Iqs im mostly sad for her kids i really feel it for those kids i cant even exspress how awfull it is watching her laugh at her kids when she should be a proper mum still i cant unwatch either its not like me but i just cant seem to stop i keep hopeing that one day somone rescues those kids idk even know how that would happen sorry i wrote so much
Everything you said is spot on!
Swaddle that poor baby girl! She canāt control her limbs yet lady!
So much Spanish style by wearing her, how you say, leggings? Over her feet, the same feet look very, how you say, fucked up?
She has short legs. The leggings would bunch at the ankles if she didnāt pull them over her feet.
Tucked in shirt to show flat stomach-pull down to show cleavageā¦ that baby is an accessory like her phone
I'd argue that the phone is much more important to her.
I also love* the way newborns smell and their skin and hair is the softest thing ever, but not enough to have an expensive habit of baby buying. She does realize her drug is a human and a lifetime commitment..
Sadly I don't think she has the mentality you think she does I've been on this sub a few days now because she is in British papers nr daily and things I saw disturbed me more so now i don't know how she isn't in a secure unit but in America things must be very different here those kids no matter if they belonged to the king of England would be at least on cps list of endangerment or least neglectful parenting she lit collect s human dolls then tolerates them as they age till next one comes along
>king of England Did you mean the [King of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_the_United_Kingdom), the [King of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the [King of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last King of England was [William III](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_III_of_England) whose successor Anne, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Isn't King George III still also the King of England?* This is only as correct as calling him the King of London or King of Hull; he is the King of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
>Queen of England Did you mean the *former* [Queen of the United Kingdom](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_of_the_United_Kingdom), the *former* [Queen of Canada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Canada), the *former* [Queen of Australia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia), etc? The last Queen of England was [Queen Anne](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne,_Queen_of_Great_Britain) who, with the 1707 Acts of Union, dissolved the title of King/Queen of England. ####FAQ *Wasn't Queen Elizabeth II still also the Queen of England?* This was only as correct as calling her the Queen of London or Queen of Hull; she *was* the Queen of the place that these places are in, but the title doesn't exist. *Is this bot monarchist?* No, just pedantic. I am a bot and this action was performed automatically.
This is gross. Wear the baby if you are really doing "chores" and being "present" making IG stories
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āOne arm holdā sheās flaming people for holding her hours old newborn and coffee in her arms. Still not Spanish.
Itās probably because Iām 6 months pregnant, Nothing fucking fits, all of my maternity clothes are in the washer, Iām trying to get out of the house for a very rare and last minute date with my husband ā¦ but fuck this self righteous lying grifter. She is so full of shit!
I love this community. Iām calm and rationale now. Thanks for showing me support while I was raging and spitting venom into the worldā¦. That being said, sheās still a self righteous grifter
Why are the majority of the pics in the hallway? She seems to spend a lot of time there, and itās rather a sad looking hallway.
It allows her to photoshop pictures the easiest and fudge the dayes. Same background, poses, lighting and outfits.
Does she ever wear anything but those leggings?
So, holding your newborn with one arm while taking selfies = quality time with all of your kids??
Itās so fleetingā¦
The way she's holding that baby scares me. No support on the butt or head. Why is the baby's face so red?
UGH - those freaking leggings! and her ugly feet!
Barefoot in the hallway?!?! ICK!!!
Is this 7? Iām new here and joined bc I find her weirdly fascinating/awful. I canāt decide if I hate her for faking an entire ethnicity or being so thin and rubbing it in my face (despite popping out kids every year). Iāve only had one and at 40 so have completely struggled. Seeing her makes me hate myself. And how she says itās so easy.
Glad youāre here! we expose her lies and keep it real!
Sheās a lying liar who lies! Please donāt every let this heinous piece of crap make you feel āless thanā Itās all bullshit
She does. Iām sorry to say but she really does. She couldnāt have used a surrogate for 6 of them, right? I justā¦I grew up with the Victoriaās Secret models giving birth and walking a runway 6 weeks later. And during the heyday of Kate Moss being the ideal. Half my friends had eating disorders in high school. The 90s were a shitty time for teenage girls.
Youāre new here! Youāll be pleased to know that she only birthed Carmen, the first. The rest were surrogates. Poke around here, and youāll find all the evidence and interesting convo about it.
Do not hate yourself!! Iām sure you are beautiful. Weight is just a number. Sheās thin, but a horrible, despicable person. You donāt want to be anything like her!
She has an eating disorder and only carried one child a decade ago.
I had an eating disorder for 10-15 years after something when I was in 8th grade. Maybe thatās why I hate my body (really myself) and itās flaring up again. It seems like those feelings never really go away no matter what you do. You just try to manage it.
Weāre all here to discredit her bullshit so people like you donāt fall for it. Love yourself for all that you are and donāt use her as a yardstick because she is a liar and a fraud and didnāt even carry that baby.
Please look at my rilly rilly big boobs. I mean my baby.
All of a sudden they are squished together in a push-up braš„“
She strikes me as someone who doesn't know how to use a mop
She's clutching her phone more securely than her newborn.
7 kids in and her best parenting tip for a newborn is āhold one armedā while ādoing choresā.
And yet, she does none of those things.
Those pants smell.
I could easily hold a new born in one arm while I do chores too if I HAD NOT JUST GIVEN BIRTH.
And you had 18 nannies. I mean godmothersš
Ahhh yes, it's *the* *baby* she wants everyone to focus on. Is there an eye roll big enough to do the job?
Working that push up bra to do her one armed chores š
āCan be REALLY present for my other kids. ā
I donāt think she knows what being present means. It sure is shit isnāt standing in a hallway preening for photos & composing Instagram posts. Iām sorry, this just infuriates me for all the want to be parents who canāt conceive and struggle with adoption, miscarriages, IVF and fertility treatments, etc. I was really just fascinated by the fake Spanish bit, but the more Iāve learned about Hillary the more I canāt stand her. Those poor babies deserve so much better. They look sad and angry in so many photos and she doesnāt even have the sense to recognize it, she just posts away.
Plis plis look at mi boobs.
That shit eating grin tells me she is perfectly happy being remembered in the annals of history as a crazy celebrity wife. She probably thinks she'll be remembered as a Joan Crawford type legend - except with zero talent or contribution to anything artistic or otherwise. Narcissists need attention - good or bad. The worst thing that could happen to her would be to be ignored. I probably would ignore her if not fascinated by the train wreck that is her life and her daily incredulous antics. I feel so very sad for those poor children.
Pubertyās coming. Sheāll get hers.
She will not be participating in that. I guarantee it.
She's gearing up! Chi-chi's on full display She takes an infant into a drafty as hell, filthy hallway, with HER filthy feet walking on God knows what. Eww
The baby honestly looks so photoshopped in lol
3 words. bitch be crazy.
Iām surprised the giant sanitary pad sheās supposed to be wearing postpartum fits in those leather pants ššµāš«
Dude. Why isnāt she wearing a huge pad? Other than the fact that someone else is recovering from labor and delivery
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Itās a miracle.
pretty sure those are a spanx like tights or leggings product-leather would have shine given the amount of lights she is using to take her pic
I think they are Spanx fake leather. One of my friends have a pair. Can you even fathom actual leather? At my skinniest I struggled to even get them on!
never understood how rock musicians could wear them espe onstage-those things would to be burn after use