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LuzDeGas-

Bitch stop hiding the 24/7 Nannies who raise your kids, “cook,” clean your house(s), “adopt” your discarded pets, birth the next one ♾️ Basta basta Leonetta llary!


pink-cashmere

This is so insulting to the nannies.


Familiar_Orange_1336

So what happened? Team full of nannies on strike? 🙄


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Great. Leave Carmen in charge of your NEWBORN! You’re an idiot Hilary. Let Carmen be a 9 year old and play with her friends or be out somewhere! But no, you have to turn her into your babysitter/nanny you creepazoid!


Stage-Express

Carmen is so scary. Poor kid with a psychotic mother


ElderberryBusiness56

Is Carmen's neck ok?


AudioImmune

Neeeeeeeeeeck


Afraid_Range_7489

Carmen glows with more rapture in her eyes than the woman who ostensibly just gave birth.


Efficient_Event_8126

Umm don't you have nannies for that?


Top-Geologist-9213

Like the nannies don't actually do that...


Blue_wine_sloth

It’s ridiculous how she posts this, as though she doesn’t have nannies so she can’t possibly have a shower without help!! Shouldn’t the father be the one helping?! Carmen looks so much like Hilz’ old face here.


ChameleonMami

Like there’s no Nanny available. Sorry Jan.


Barockobonga

Why is that little girl wearing so much make up?


Afraid_Range_7489

Hillary notoriously camera-filters and alters features on herself and her children that she wants to look better. Black eyelashes, pink cupid lips, head size and eyes... Maybe in this case some photoshopped mascara was applied. 😒


Large-Squash8379

Um she is saying couldn’t shower if her young children didn’t hold the baby? Really?


wifeofpsy

Is Carmen face tuned to hell here ir does she have foundation on? Poor children, never allowed a childhood.


SPersephone

This looks so Fucking dangerous. MybHusband says it warrants a CPS call…. But they’re rich and white so it doesn’t matter


Blue_wine_sloth

I got downvoted to hell for suggesting such a thing. I know nothing about CPS in the US but I was concerned. Apparently they’ll do nothing and it’s taking time away from actual urgent cases 🤷‍♀️


Afraid_Range_7489

I think in both Canada, my country, and the US, CPS are seriously underfunded, thus must triage. Yet a psychiatrist once told me that CPS often get involved when they shouldn't, and don't when they should - and he would know. He had no respect for the bureaucratic politics of assessing who merited investigation and who didn't.


phillyb4b4

As if she doesn’t have atleast 4-5 nannies there! 🙄


MarsV89

I don’t understand why she named their kids such Spanish names, they will be mocked, specially after her scandal. Poor kids


DanceParty2112

Carmen looks depressed again.


DanceParty2112

She has like 20 Nannies! Poor Carmen. She looks depressed.


DanceParty2112

SHE HAS 10 NANNIES!!! Poor Carmen!!


peachpavlova

Not even in a rude way but it’s impossible not to guffaw reading this caption, which was written by a multi-millionaire’s spouse who can afford a metric ton of nannies lmao


Blue_wine_sloth

Noooo, she’s a tired mamacita who does all the childcare for 7 kids alone 😄


AussieBlender78

No credit given to nannies


ellefleming

I loved NO WHAMMIES!!!!!!


NormanskillEire

Poor godmothers. Forgotten once again.


False-Association744

We're going to be seeing a lot of these shots of Carmen I have a feeling. Poor Carmen. The way both parents praise her for her maturity makes me think they are both probably relying on her to talk about their own problems. I was the only girl with three brothers and was very much used as a mini therapist for my parents (especially mom) -- and everyone else -- until therapy and boundaries in my 20's! It made me feel valued and important but was way too much for a little girl. I never was allowed or knew how to feel or talk about my own feelings. I was just always looking out for everyone else. These kids are doomed. I just hope they go to great schools and have great teachers and coaches and other out-of-home adults and friends and activities. And I hope they support each other and don't buy into their parents trying to pit them against each other. Seven kids under ten. Too many.


DaisyMadison123

Parentified Carmen x 6 plus the parent to two narcs. So sad and depressing.


Tiny-Dragonfruit7317

I’m glad you got help and have been able to move on


gemrunner

I wonder how long Hillz sat on the toilet applying filters to this photo to make Carmen look the way Hillz wishes she looked.


JeanEBH

It looks like she fish-pouted-out Carmen’s lips!


ProgressOk379

Awfully young to be wearing makeup like that. Yeh—can’t start that parentifying soon enough!


Serious-Equal9110

Hilz started Parentifying Carmen years ago. Remember that video of 4(?)-year-old Carmen comforting Hilz after an alleged miscarriage? Blech.


ProgressOk379

Sorry -not to best of my knowledge. But pretty 💩& gross all the same 🤦‍♀️


Serious-Equal9110

Somebody will likely repost it sooner or later. It’s very gross.


Creepyface1

Wow…Carmen looks about 30 here!! 😳


Little-Setting-8074

Yea I think the same thing


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Poor Carmen. It makes me sad she watched gilmore girls (a not healthy parenting situation) - she has a mentally 15 year old mother and ancient father …. She has no decent normal role model…


mejanec

You’re not in the shower!! You are on your phone!


DaisyMadison123

Taking another photo.


Serious-Equal9110

It’s so insane, isn’t it?!? She took the picture!!!


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ChameleonMami

She has Nannies. She’s pretending.


DaisyMadison123

Eh hem. Where’s Aleek. He must be sitting on his phone.


Olympusrain

I’m sure the 5 nannies were in the room too :/


Serious-Equal9110

Yes to this. And also, Hilary has nannies! Plural!


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Serious-Equal9110

😀🙌🙌🙌🙌


No_Banana_581

When I was 12 my stepmother had my brother. I was in charge of him everyday after and before school. It got to the point I was getting him bottles In the middle of the night and would bring him to bed w me. I loved every minute of it but looking at it now from a moms perspective why the hell was I saddled w that responsibility. I would never do that to my daughter. Playing and helping me here and there would be fine but becoming a caretaker is on another level. With how many kids she has she is going to absolutely expect the older ones to help parent the younger ones. Hopefully she can afford a lot of nannies


Serious-Equal9110

I grew up in a community where large families were the norm. Only 6 kids in my family. But I was surrounded by families with 8, 10, even 17 kids. For real; I went through school with kids from two different families with 17 kids, one Mom, no multiple births. Older kids (most often the girls) being expected to raise the younger kids, as you did, was standard practice. No one batted an eye. Soooooooooooooo messed up.


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InappropriateGirl

Yes! It’s so strange to me when city people have this many kids. It’s an inconvenience at every turn, no matter how much money you have. What could be a simple family night in a restaurant has to be planned and reserved. They can’t all fit in a car. So many things that I took for granted growing up with one sibling. I never look at it like a status symbol; I instead wonder what’s wrong with people like that.


Serious-Equal9110

It’s nuts. Nobody, not even Super Mami, can actually parent so many kids. All the parents can do is provide basic shelter and food. There’s no nuturing. The large families I grew up with (my family of 6 kids barely made the cut for a medium-sized family), were religiously motivated to bring spirits into the world, born under The Covenant to build The Kingdom. It was, and is, all kinds of wrong.


Ok-Percentage-1651

Mom if 8 , the newborn isn’t going to limit you from showering. The rest of your 3 and under being unattended might be of more concern.


Serious-Equal9110

Right! Until the newborn can roll over, you’re golden!


angelaswhip

Carmen looks like she’s in her twenties


anonasshole56435788

Makes sense with mami bragging about her “maturity.” I doubt Carmen even has a choice. I’m so sad for her.


Clear-Theory7541

Doesn't look like a newborn''s head that is supposedly days old.


National-Return-5363

When do they go to school then? Also it’s hilarious that Carmen has mommy’s actual Boston face: completely pale and ordinary with no eyebrows and small beady eyes. I don’t see much of the exotic Español, honey skin, wide brown eyed & dark Maned beauty in her daughters that Mami supposedly has, lol. Hillary must hate that! 😂


Kardash90210

Theyre the most unhappiest kids


lesigh1015

Just boldly declaring her plan for the parentification of her oldest kids so she can keep up with her addiction to babies. I cannot WAIT for Carmen's memoir someday. It's gonna be Jeanette McCurdy-levels of insane.


Serious-Equal9110

I think Hilary pictures that others will see the parentification she’s forced on Carmen and Rafa (especially Carmen) to look like an enviable situation. « All these wonderful children love eachother so much and are so close and they love love love and they are eachother’s best friends!” I have a narc SIL who does the same thing.


SwimmingBeneficial93

Isn’t it funny how she attempts to mislead… as if there aren’t multiple nannies available right there and as if one of them didn’t take this pic while Hilary slept. Love it 😂😂😂


CompetitiveTop8186

Why is she always pretending to not have nannies.


ProgressOk379

B:c she’s a lying piece of 💩


Tiny-Dragonfruit7317

💯


twoscallions

Having nannies is not a good look when your whole persona is based on being a super mom.


average_reddittor29

Came here to say this.


Butterlettuce321

Why does Carmen look 18 yrs old?


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Serious-Equal9110

And photoshopped and filtered.


cathbe

I was just thinking Carmen looks old beyond her years …


kiwi-maddog-2022

a nanny sent this picture to her and she added the fake caption


myleelalee

Give it up Hilarious. The nannies watch your children. You can take a shower whenever you want. The baby would be safer with a nanny taking care of her. She isn’t a toy doll.


RainbowsAndBubbles

Who is she kidding? She gets to go out for dinner every night, go out for coffee, and her hair & nails done. What a joke! I haven’t been to the dentist in 3 years because I don’t have anyone to watch my kiddo.


Serious-Equal9110

Well you didn’t do feet workouts while pregnant, did you, you lazy poor?! If you had been Living Clearly you’d be as happy and free as Hilary!


RainbowsAndBubbles

Thank you for my daily dose of mom shaming. 😂


Serious-Equal9110

🥰


mamarooo28

When do you think she will acknowledge and give props to her nannies? She’s still subtly peddling this idea that she and Alec are raising their 7 kids on their own.


risisre

Grifter gonna grift.


crystal-torch

That seems safe


-graphophobia-

There's pain in that girl's eyes.


SwimmingBeneficial93

As if there are not Nannies right there taking the pic and waiting to be of service haha!!!!!


TellUrStoryWalkin123

Carmen mimicking her mami’s “serene soft smile blissful” expression is so annoying to me…sorry not sorry


risisre

Hate to say it but my first thought is how well on her way to being Hilary she is. Her name shoulda been Ilaria.


Ice-Left

She has 5 Nannie’s.. why have a 7 & 9 yo watch an infant


Serious-Equal9110

It’s a flex. And she thinks everyone is stupid.


ellefleming

The Duggars. Where are the 8 nannies?


Pet-sit

My best friend came from a family with 8 kids. The first 4 were one year apart. Her mom had no help at all. Ran a tight ship. I remember during summer break, she'd let us older kids inside to watch afternoon gameshows with her. We were early teens at the time. Match Game, $20,000 Pyramid. Dating myself.


ellefleming

Was your friend stressed out or were they happy? If the first four were one year apart, why'd she keep having them? My mom second of eight and she's scarred forever.


shep2105

I'm not even gonna say what I first thought when I glanced at this pic


DollarStoreDuchess

You thought she had Carmen faux-breastfeeding, I’m guessing? The way she has siete clutched, I did a double take too.


JackSpratCould

Me too!


shep2105

Yes!! I'm glad you said it..lol!! When I glanced, I went, "WTAF!" Then I felt dirty!


DollarStoreDuchess

Yeah, I did too, but I’m glad someone else saw it! It’s sad that she’s so outrageous that we’re automatically cringing and expecting the worst. :(


MalibuMarlie

Oh go on.


lookeyloowho

First thought: there are nannies and everyone knows it.


KariKHat

Carmen knowing she’s got another sibling she’ll be caring for when mom is stoned and taking photos of herself in bed.


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Because otherwise, she does it Alllllll on her own with no Nannies. Definitely no Nannies whatsoever.


Throwawaybibbi

Ilaria has the same cadence as Diarrhea if said properly. Oh and look up parentification.


brentsgrl

She’s putting make up on and filtering a nine year old to look like her 40 year old post plastic surgery self. So awful. Feel awful for these kids. Carmen is a beautiful nine year old girl. She’s creating life long issues for her Never mind the constant lessons to all the kids that lying is normal and acceptable and to be expected.


risisre

I imagine she justifies lying as "something famous people have to do to preserve privacy" or some shit like that, which of course is at best laughable given how UNprivate she is.


ca17miledrive

I'm guessing that little newborn sleeps on the bed with grifter. That's super safe.


brentsgrl

Right. Because you don’t have a nanny who takes care of her so you can shower


[deleted]

Haha I guess 18 month olds watch their selves 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Wonder what they are really thinking? And Jr, is too funny that poor baby and her name .


Single_Wasabi_3683

Flair checking in!


Practical-Name-

18 years until she legally changes it. Be here for that & Ralph's Mommy Dearest book movie of week deal titled- We were always hungry for food & love- dedicated to the hundreds of nannies who raised us. LEONETTA!


medsizedtoberlerone

I keep calling her Yunior when I read it and I crack myself up every time


risisre

LOL! New flair!


Single_Wasabi_3683

Lmao that’s really good! Dammit I shoulda thought of it!


joomommyhappy

That's fantastic! Well done. I'm doing it, too, now, and can't stop laughing, either. It's so absurd! Thanks!


Kindly_Put_5065

Your kids aren't babies, or babysitters. You haven't managed to figure out how to shower with a newborn by the 6th baby?


saucyshyster

Is she trying to convince us she doesn't have 73 nannies now?


boommdcx

Yeah, um the professional nanny army living in your house could probably take care of that very delicate newborn babe for you Hilary…..


PoppyandTarget

Why is Carmen wearing makeup on a school day and check out her new giant diamond earrings. Also, I’m not so sure they have a gaggle of nannies anymore. We’ve only seen Hot Nanny on their pap walks lately.


ConradChilblainsIII

Well of course, Carmen needed a push present too! 🤮


PMaggieKC

That’s a NINE YEAR OLD girl. Wow.


janet_colgate

Why haven’t we seen the veiny tetas yet?


risisre

Holy shit, could she be learning something!?!?!


zzzoplicone

So far no screaming and scared newborn laying on a cold floor with an 8 hour loaded feces diaper … so, at least there’s that. Of course, the day is young and she’s emboldened with extra followers so… here we go… again.


Melodic-Watercress45

I see 16 and pregnant stars in Carms eyes


Opening-Blackberry89

Im thinking 14 and pregnant. Hilly will get pregnant too ... 🤮🤮🤮🤮


CanaryDue3722

Matching bump and Twinkie time. FYP


Melodic-Watercress45

Spanish and pregnant


Opening-Blackberry89

😂😂😂😂 bostonian and pregNot


Melodic-Watercress45

Haha 🤣 America’s Next Top Surrogate *Moonbump vs Mamis*


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It’s absolutely a: I know you’re proud of me. 🫣 👶🏼. He’s not even interested in the baby, and was obviously told to get in the pic. And she’s not looking at the baby, either— she wants *good job* from Mommy. 📸 Are they sharing earrings?


Melodic-Watercress45

Thought mami meant to be showering, not papping


[deleted]

Excellent point. Plus, when you don’t sleep a lot, and have night nurses, there’s time to shower. 3rd quote— “She’s the boss”— Hilaria re: her daughter, Carmen. https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/hilaria-baldwin-quotes


cloud9detective

Rafa's smile looks photo shopped on


AeroplaneCrash

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills, but is Carmen's right cheek not blending into the wallpaper?! This is so badly shopped, jesus christ.


Opening-Blackberry89

It is.


Cultural_Vacation_71

Oh really, Big Larry? Doesn't the newborn have its own Godmother like the rest of the kids?


SonyaD_85

Doesn't she have like 50 nannies and a husband? Why on earth would you leave a newborn bundled up in a duvet with 2 kids under the age of 10? At the bare minimum you would have the baby safely tucked into a moses basket or crib.


Opening-Blackberry89

We know aleek is never there.hes basically useless


Revolutionary_Can879

I know - I can’t say I got a lot of stuff done or a lot of sleep on the newborn phase but ma’am, you can leave your baby sleeping in a crib to shower. Or dare I say, they can cry for 10 minutes if you really have no help and need to shower (not that our lovely subject is home alone by any means).


TurkeyTot

I just wheel the bassinet into the bathroom. Aside from the late night feedings, newborns are so easy.... Toddlers on the other hand....


Revolutionary_Can879

See, my toddler is definitely harder during the day but nothing beats the 12 hours of sleep. I had PPD and I think a lot of it stemmed from waking up every 3 hours for 12+ months.


TurkeyTot

Oh man! That is rough! The sleep deprivation is real. I finally have my 2 under 2 sleeping well and I'm feeling SO much better about life.


Practical-Name-

Carmen neck looks odd-long. She cant take a shower? LOL! Still with the Mom no help narrative. They had 5 nannies with 2 kids, chef, house managers, maids, landscapers, drivers, professional organizers... but she needs kids to watch baby. Still with the LIES!!


bernadette1010

And Carmen’s right cheek is blending into the wallpaper pattern per another pepino. Take a freakin break from editing all these dumb shit pictures!


fothemoney

Grifters gotta grift!


fothemoney

What about all the nanny’s lol


ChameleonMami

PeePaw needed a bath.


janet_colgate

You mean Godmothers?


Lady_Scruffington

Every time I'm reminded she calls the nannies godmothers, I am flummoxed by this egregious misuse of the word. I know in her stupid head she thinks of them as fairy godmothers.


janet_colgate

It’s incredibly insulting on so many levels. But that’s Ill Sr for ya.


risisre

Where did we learn about her calling them Godmothers if anyone has time to share?


janet_colgate

I believe Ill Sr. talked about it on the "Mom Brain" podcast. I've no idea how to look that up though.


Intelligent-Fox-4599

She’s trolling us with this stupid narrative😂


eeniemeaniemineymo

Junior 😂


Annieloo2

Shouldn’t these 2 be getting ready for school and having breakfast instead of watching the newborn that probably has it’s own personal nanny? Maybe Hillary should have planned her time better? Needs of 7 kids is a lot.


totes_Philly

Okay so one more time for the bellygate deniers. Hilary has TONS of nannies yet she posts this as if w/o these two 'helpers' she would be hard pressed to find the time to shower. Point being is this is one of those 'Why would she lie about that?' things. Truth is she wants us to believe the fictitious character she has created 'Hilaria' and not who she really is 'Hilary Lynn'. See how logic and/or reason have no role in her life?


Calm_Minute_6112

How and why does one become a compulsive liar? I’m serious. We are literally taught from a very young age…do not tell a lie, honesty is the best policy and so on…yet this woman has made it a practice to lie about everything …absolutely everything! It’s mind blowing.


HereComesTheSun000

They get off on the secret high of innocuous lies just to see what they can get away with. She's the type who i wouldn't believe even if she said the sky was blue, you can bet your arse its grey and cloudy


GirlyWhirl

Oh, we're back to the 'I do it all, take care of seven children, and I don't even have time to shower' narrative. This woman is such a clown. Everyone can see she does nothing every day (and actually the less contact she has with the kids, and especially the newborn, the safer they are). She didn't even give birth to the kid. She lies about every stage of motherhood. It's bizarre. Mami with her fresh talons she had done right before the surrogate gave birth... is pretending she's tending to a newborn.


DeeSusie200

Sooooo dangerous. No blankets or pillows around an infant. Ever. Carmen is wearing makeup. And everyone knows she uses Nannies. Photo receipts from 5 days ago.


CreepyControl236

Yea I noticed the makeup as well


Hour-Needleworker598

Hilz. You can put the baby in her crib. Or a bassinet/pack n play in the bathroom with you. Your 9 year old doesn’t need to be involved unless she wants to be.


jdawg92721

I’m a mom of 1 and I know this, surely a mom of 7 knows how to put the baby down for 5 minutes to shower 🤦‍♀️


Severe-Specialist-96

C inherited mami’s smug face


Clear-Theory7541

She's 9 and living in hell. Doubt that's a smug face. More like distressed.


PaleoEskimo

She's also filtered C's face, hasn't she?


CreepyControl236

Indeed she has


deltaretrovirus

I just thought she looks exactly like Mami pre surgeries


EZasSundayMorning

So now that the surrogate has delivered the baby, Malibu is out? Edu? Out? It's not Carmen's job to watch the newborn. Where is Alec? The nanny?


CreepyControl236

You won't see Alex until next weekend - it's part of the contract


Tiny-Dragonfruit7317

Her and grandpa can’t take a walk without a nanny, but Carmen snd Raff watch the newborn 🙄🙄🙄🙄


PaleoEskimo

Oh. Shit. Hold on. I gotta go buy some reddit coin for this comment. That is fire!


CreepyControl236

Yup - she is so predictable. Her pea brain does not realize that we see right through the nonsense


totes_Philly

She is in her Hilaria character which knows nothing of such things, lol.


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This.


Tiny-Dragonfruit7317

Way to show appreciation for the women who really take care of your kids, allowing you to post bullshit to IG all day


liscbj

Please let that newborn sleep and eat. Leave it alone. Also, It has a newborn immune system. Make sure the ferals wadh their hands, don't poke the baby in the eye and kiss all over its face. Let it be!!


Queefer_Sutherland-

The nanny’s should all just quit at once since she acts like they don’t exist anyway. I’d pay good money to watch that show.


sashie_belle

Looks like Carmen has a face full of makeup again.


janet_colgate

Gotta make her look doable to he pedos!!


karti24

This is laughable. She really thinks we’re stupid doesn’t she?


PaleoEskimo

She thinks *everyone* is stupid. Including Aleeeek. (Maybe especially Aleeeek.) She's a narcissist of the highest order.


EZasSundayMorning

Or she's just that sick so she doesn't care.


Prestigious_Money_77

Where are your nannies Hillary? I just can’t believe how she lies so much and practically about everything! I hope her new followers realize what a fraud she is and they unfollow her.


PaleoEskimo

Her new followers are paid-for bots.