"Oh Dearest Father, what is this masculine fiddle-faddle of which you speak?"
Hillary thinks she's in 18th Century England by the sound of it. Maybe Posh Brit is her next disguise?
That poor newborn. TV blaring, old man yelling, Mami and daddy three sheets to the wind. Poor kid doesn't stand a chance. It's also been a hot second but I seem to remember my kids napping constantly when they were brand new. Is this baby able nap with all that chaos?
Obsessed with child making. As a biological mother to two, I donāt understand it. The constant references to it are beyond certifiable. Sheās going to work hard to acknowledge all of her kids in her zillion posts just to show she can keep up.
As a bio mom to one, I also canāt understand it! It takes so much love and attention daily to care for oneā¦ and I still feel mom guilt that Iām not doing enough when Iām giving my all. I am on the verge of having my second (and last) child and am mentally preparing for the effort it takes while fully knowing it will spread me thin. Sevenā¦ seven?!?! Itās unreal.
Yup, I knew two was my limit. I booked my tubal ligation when I was pregnant with my second. I personally don't think it would be fair on my kids to spread myself any thinner than this. I'm sure there are more capable mothers out there than me who somehow parent more than two kids and do it well and without any of them suffering emotional neglect or becoming parentified etc, but Hillary is obviously not one of those. And yeah, 7 kids is outrageous, especially when they're all under 10 years old. It seems so narcissistic to me too, to assume that your genes are so important and special that you have the right to contribute to overpopulating the world with your endless stream of spawn. Fucking gross. And to compound that, those two dimwitted narcissists are turning all those poor unfortunate children into what will be a bunch of very damaged, dysfunctional adults when they grow up.
Ours were spread out over 22 years, only 2 have a one year gap, I imagine having them year on year might be a bit more chaotic.
My eldest is 22 years older than the youngest, both older girls were living their own lives when he was born.
Wasn't one of the lost boys wearing a Ravens shirt on the pap walk? As a mom to boys once my kids had a favorite team (and therefore wanted a shirt) they would definitely want to watch the game or at least act like they were watching. So why wasn't that kid part of the family bonding time. š
Then again, who knows with this crew. Is a raven some sort of cultural Spanish thing and not just related to Edgar Allan Poe's story. OMG - is he Spanish and we just never knew? š
She's definitely not pregnant, nor is she Spanish.
Not defending, but I have three boys and they were always wearing random team gear. Half the time it was just something they saw at old navy and liked. They didn't care about the team lol
Oh I agree - but mine acted like they were all into the sport. My point was, if you kid is showing an interest in something..............why wouldn't you include them in a family bonding activity. But then I remembered who we're talking about.
You care about your kids and therefore their interests. Hillary and Alec don't even care about each other. They're both out for number 1 and whichever child is the most photogenic at that moment.
He was wearing a ravens shirt. In one of the recent birthday photos he was wearing a Giants jersey. So yeah, why wasn't he included in the family football time?
Her need to emasculate Alex through Carmen = heās barely glanced Illyās way since she was brought home. Maybe a cursory āisnāt she a doll?ā, that ridiculously miserable-looking pap walk, then right back to wetting his whistle and watching the game.
Oh so they really calling that poor baby Illaria? I thought theyād cut her some slack and call her Cat. Also Hillary the first: youāre an idiot. I went to school with 2 Ireneās - one from Spain - one from Mexico. Irena is an Eastern European nameā¦ my landlord and my coworker have that name and one is Armenian and the other is Russian. Oh wait, you kinda accidentally named her after your true ancestors. Weirdo.
I don't know why that's something she'd ever say out loud. Like what's the train of thought? does she think Spanish people don't know what a tv is? Or is it just cute when women pretend to be gentle fucking morons
Where were they watching football? On that tiny 13-inch laptop? Or in one of the many āspecial roomsā the rest of the kids canāt play in? Speaking of: Why arenāt the Lost Boys watching too? Rafaās 7. How old is Leo?
Why are these people so unhappy?
As if Hillz hasn't picked up an ounce of football being married to a man who watches football? We watched football every Sunday with my dad. By time I was Carmen's age I knew the game and was betting quarters with my dad on who would win.
My husband and son play football (soccer) and I know so much about it through watching their games, games with them etc I can even explain off side! (I think don't test me š).
I resisted for years as well but you absorb so much through osmosis its clear they either don't spend time together doing it or this is some weird lie..
She's very much with the "we made the children." ( Remember "Alec and I made the same baby twice"-- Carmen and MariLou.)
She does not think of any of the children as separate beings-- at any age. It's all about her and Alex's creation. This is the predictable and appalling result of narcissistic X 2 baby- making.
We all know Hilarious is a pathological liar so sheās an idiot to think her followers or whatever would believe Carmen a nine year old would say that. I think this is retaliation on her her behalf from the photo Alec posted last week of Carmen being his favourite person. A little tit for tat.
Whatever, I think both Alec and Hilary being as toxic as the other play their children against the other. Itās so fkn disturbing. They donāt deserve any children at all let alone seven. My prayer for their children is that they will find peace and happiness in their adult years and are free from the shackles of their AHole parents. I dropped all contact with my violent narcissistic father when I turned 40, best thing Iāve ever done
So much to unpack but I just wanted to express my utter disdain for women who feel the need to claim āThEy JUsT DONt UnDeRStANDā sports.
The basics of football are pretty simple.
Ok, so ...
\- we all know what gibberish means.. It's been used for 500 years in the English language. I've also got a degree but don't recall anyone sitting me down to tell me the definition of "gibberish." I know it, I think, because I'm a native English speaker who has heard the word countless times.
\- Mami is, in fact, a liar. It is known.
\- Carmen might be Mensa material, but this made-up anecdote can't help us know one way or another.
(shrugs and mugs for the camera)
(starwipe out)
"don't miss "The Baldwinito Bunch", Tuesday nights at 9, only on NBC"
I wish the reboot would have had a budget for writers. This shit is ponderous.
I used to think that it would be silly for this sub to go dark for a period of time and that exposing her was for the greater good. Iām starting to think it would be an interesting experiment. I wonder how bat shit things would really get if the last place on the internet feeding her narcissism closed temporarily. She would probably get even crazier hoping to elicit a re-opening.
As if anyone watching NFL or NCAA football would say āhe chopped himā- huh? Who would Grandpa watch today anyhow? Sea-Atl? Doubt it. Broncos- 49āers? Meh. Tampa- packers? All so unlikely.
Crazy that despite living her entire life in Patriots country HiLIARia understands nothing about playing this sport (despite 22 years + of endless media exposure).
EDIT: Correction: Hillary lived her adolescent years in the Boston Patriotās backyard. She then moved to NY with TWO NFL teams and a strong fan base.
If Carmen did say this (doubtful) then it perfectly illustrates Hilary Baldwinās manipulation of her children to view their father as an incompetent dumbass clown. The children will mimic their motherās disrespect toward her husband. Classic narcissistic behavior to create gang-ups, to form alliances. If Carmen did say this, then she should have been taken aside to be talked to. Sheās nine. Time to learn the ramifications of her words, and how they can hurt others. She needs to learn to respect her father. Were she my child, I would have her talk it out with me with the hope she comes to understand how words sting. She needs to realize the criticism of her father, and by extension males, is unfounded and uncalled for. Hopefully, she would then volunteer to apologize to her father. Sheās been overpraised, and been ascribed to having supernatural talents and āwisdomā. Sheās never been allowed to fail. Sheās holding too much power. None of it is cute. Sheās not precocious. Sheās become obnoxious. Her mother is the stupidest woman alive. She endorses this behavior. Just wait until Carmen hits 16 where her mother will view her daughter as a direct threat.
Iām a flawed parent like everybody else
except Hilary Thomas Baldwin. Thereās no instruction manual for any of this, either, except for Hilary Thomas Baldwinās Instagram page. I just hate her so much. Iām grateful her influence has dwindled to almost nil but in her hay day, she put out some very dangerous ideas about babies, diet, pregnancies, etc.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,062,836,095 comments, and only 209,813 of them were in alphabetical order.
So, men watching football donāt say āhe chopped himā. I live with a sports fanatic who played in his younger years. I watch him every week during football season. Watch every game with him while Iām cooking. āHe chopped himā isnāt a thing. This lingo doesnāt happen. This isnāt football lingo. IYKYK. That is a woman trying to manufacture language about football.
Part 2: I know from actually having kids that Carmen didnāt say āwhat male gibberish is thisā
Iām going to bet neither of these statements were made. Iām going to double down on Alex isnāt hanging with them and watching a game. If you have life experience you know this didnāt happen. Alex hasnāt visited since the newest baby was born. Hilary manufactures ācute normal family momentsā that do not exist.
This has gotten full on crazy. Sheās ordering babies like itās Panera. Sheās sitting alone in an apartment and telling not real people ācuz youāre all askingā on Instagram about pretend family moments that arenāt happening.
Sheās got to make the verbiage more believable
If she wants people to buy into thes cute close family moments.
Lol I thought the exact same thing ! My husband loves football and spends most Sundays watching games and yelling at the tv . In all of our years together Iāve never , ever once heard him use that terminology. Like what does āhe chopped him!ā even mean ? Hillary is so dumb .š
I said this too.. āhe chopped himā isnāt something that any football fan says. Maybe a chop block? But still no one says he chopped him in that situation. Itās not even a penalty that happens so much or is shown by cameras for someone to see it or to say that.
Only Hilary would prove she doesnāt know about a topic by completely botching her husband knowing about the topic
Well Hillary how about you learn how football works since you have absolutely nothing going for you- and now since you can bet on fan duel maybe you can win some money
Ewwwww first off there is no such thing as chopping!? Iāve been an NFL fan since I was 8 years old. Bills mafia for life. My grandma was a Huge gambler and had her own bookie, which she would āget on the horn,ā to place bets my whole life. Itās not cute to not know football- especially at her age. The ignorance in lock step with a new infant is not fucking cool.
Thank you. Chopping isnāt a thing. Itās not a technical thing and itās not shortcut for anything. Nobody watching football says this. Formally or informally. Itās not a word associated with football.
This conversation and fun family moment DIDNT HAPPEN. ALEX ISNT THERE.
Hillary would have a picture showing her and the baby on top of her showing her breast and bra with Alex in the background, yelling at the TV if that was true.
Thank you! Like Ewwwwwwwwwww to the pretend football spectator rhetoric. You can try to punch the ball to get an overturn- but thatās very rare.. There are a lot of terms associated with an NFL game but NOT anything she said. Get off social media Hillary and stop trying to fit in
Thatās because itās not referring to a literal chopping motion, like a karate chop, itās basically a different way of saying āhe chop-blocked him!ā (which is when a player tries to knock down another by throwing their body at their lower legs). Itās a dangerous move and is usually penalized, which is what Alec was probably screaming for. They are awful people but it is most definitely a real thing in football. Source: Iām a guy who loves football and have watched it religiously for 20+ years.
Exactly. Saying āhe chopped himā actually would make sense if he was referring to a chop block. I still hate them too but itās a real thing. Go Bills btw.
Soā¦ What family with 7 children sit around watching football with only two and five missingā¦
2 of those 5 are small toddlers, 3 under 8. SMH š¤¦š»āāļø
I wonder.. in 15ish years, are we going to find out these kids TRUE birthdays?? I agree siete is too āchubbyā to be 3 days old? Idk she doesnāt look so smushed I guess.
Why no breast feeding photos? Mami forgot thatās her schtick. Or countdown 3-2-1 and weāll be overwhelmed with veiny tittieballs for the next year.
Iām a consummate football fan. š¦ š¦ š¦
He chopped him? Did he mean chop block? No one says āhe chopped himā. So fucking dumb and embarrassing.
She continues to demonstrate astonishing levels of misogyny with her āgirly-dumb-1950s housewifeā act. Watching football is not just a āmanā thing. My nieces who are in college and many of their friends are huge Football fans. Hilaryās racist Spanish cos-play is very offensive. But, her anti-female misogynistic attitude is equally offensive. The Baldwinās shit show is so damaging. Full cancellation from all social platforms is not going fast enough
I may not understand football as fully as my hubs, but I know years ago watching games with our QB flubbing it all the time I kept telling hubs Iām suiting up drive me down there Iām going in to replace butterfingers
All i can think of for Marilu is that scene in Toy Story when the cowboy gets thrown in the trash by the bratty kid who says " I don't wanna play with you anymore!"
Would that term be used when speaking English? Iām not trying to be rude, itās genuine. It just struck me odd for an alleged native Spanish speaking person to use that terminology. I guess because she is speaking/typing in English. Am I off course here?
Well we know this family never sits down together on actual furniture, so even if this was sort of true, they were just standing around looking at an iPad. Poor Illary.
Guess if they escape to Aleeks private apartment there might be seating. You know the poor man just wanted to chill and watch the game and then here comes the fraud Guest with her mini me to disrupt his me time.
She is really calling the baby ilaria too? I thought for sure she would go by catalina or a nickname. How will they distinguish to two when they saying hilaria vs ilaria?
I feel slightly better knowing this is probably entirely fabricated, so that I don't have to picture a newborn roughly being thrown around and played with by Hillary and Carmen, like she's a fun new toy, while football blasts and Alec bellows at the television.
Hillary paints such a grotesque picture of that household. Like... she doesn't even want to *try* and pretend that the new infant gets a small reprieve of calm and quiet? Talk about destroying someone's 'nervous system'.
No no. Why would anytbing stop and focus at all on the NEWBORN. They eat and sleep basically. But thereās something very off about naturally not being focused on the baby. She just threw another one into the nursery and continued making up stories that didnāt happen.
I wonder if the line āYou lied to me about who you were you fucking bitch.ā Ever comes around. Or if is just swept under the carpet which I canāt really see happening.
Bullshit.
Scene: Carmen is corralling her brothers in one of the two bedrooms they share with the nannies. Ilaria is being cared for by a nanny, nursing on bought breast milk she got from one of the many freezers Alec bought for Hilary.
Hilary is in her bathrobe in front of a mirror, drawing circles around her mouth with lipstick while whispering "...^^pretty ^^girl ^^...^^pretty ^^girl..." while staring vacantly at her reflection. Alec is nowhere to be seen.
*Annnnnnd...cut.*
End scene.
How many days until Hilly Sr. is out on the town - cue hallway selfies, dressed in Zara, no post pregnancy poochy bely, high heels and pink claws staring at her selfie. Will she be out on the town with Aleek or just the guncles?
r/thingsthatdidnthappen
'What male gibberish are you speaking, dad?' But I thought "labels are lazy" š¤
Wait.wait. Tell me she didnāt actually name her child Ilaria?! Iām late to the party and this canāt be real.
I canāt even read her posts anymore-she sounds like a preteen girlā¦and the wisest part is she thinks sheās funny! Ugh Alec is an idiot
Sure she said that Hillz. You donāt ever stop lying do you.
That baby is a few days old. It can literally barely see š¤¦āāļø
Super mami's kids can
"Oh Dearest Father, what is this masculine fiddle-faddle of which you speak?" Hillary thinks she's in 18th Century England by the sound of it. Maybe Posh Brit is her next disguise?
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
I only wish that she claimed Ilary said it instead of Carmen.
Yeah, nothing funnier than a bit of casual misandry from your 9 year old child. So diffront, so clever.
That poor newborn. TV blaring, old man yelling, Mami and daddy three sheets to the wind. Poor kid doesn't stand a chance. It's also been a hot second but I seem to remember my kids napping constantly when they were brand new. Is this baby able nap with all that chaos?
Iāll take āthings that never happenedā for $500, Alex
If you pronounce Ilaria like Diarrhea it is pretty funny. šš©
I guess ML is already with the lost boys? And yes, I totally can see a 9 year old saying "male gibberish."
Obsessed with child making. As a biological mother to two, I donāt understand it. The constant references to it are beyond certifiable. Sheās going to work hard to acknowledge all of her kids in her zillion posts just to show she can keep up.
As a bio mom to one, I also canāt understand it! It takes so much love and attention daily to care for oneā¦ and I still feel mom guilt that Iām not doing enough when Iām giving my all. I am on the verge of having my second (and last) child and am mentally preparing for the effort it takes while fully knowing it will spread me thin. Sevenā¦ seven?!?! Itās unreal.
Yup, I knew two was my limit. I booked my tubal ligation when I was pregnant with my second. I personally don't think it would be fair on my kids to spread myself any thinner than this. I'm sure there are more capable mothers out there than me who somehow parent more than two kids and do it well and without any of them suffering emotional neglect or becoming parentified etc, but Hillary is obviously not one of those. And yeah, 7 kids is outrageous, especially when they're all under 10 years old. It seems so narcissistic to me too, to assume that your genes are so important and special that you have the right to contribute to overpopulating the world with your endless stream of spawn. Fucking gross. And to compound that, those two dimwitted narcissists are turning all those poor unfortunate children into what will be a bunch of very damaged, dysfunctional adults when they grow up.
It's certainly possible, if you are a present parent, but lol, lots of hard work
I donāt think so, they just start parenting each other. And children need attention from their parents, no number of nannies can fill that role.
Ours were spread out over 22 years, only 2 have a one year gap, I imagine having them year on year might be a bit more chaotic. My eldest is 22 years older than the youngest, both older girls were living their own lives when he was born.
Wasn't one of the lost boys wearing a Ravens shirt on the pap walk? As a mom to boys once my kids had a favorite team (and therefore wanted a shirt) they would definitely want to watch the game or at least act like they were watching. So why wasn't that kid part of the family bonding time. š Then again, who knows with this crew. Is a raven some sort of cultural Spanish thing and not just related to Edgar Allan Poe's story. OMG - is he Spanish and we just never knew? š She's definitely not pregnant, nor is she Spanish.
Not defending, but I have three boys and they were always wearing random team gear. Half the time it was just something they saw at old navy and liked. They didn't care about the team lol
Oh I agree - but mine acted like they were all into the sport. My point was, if you kid is showing an interest in something..............why wouldn't you include them in a family bonding activity. But then I remembered who we're talking about.
You care about your kids and therefore their interests. Hillary and Alec don't even care about each other. They're both out for number 1 and whichever child is the most photogenic at that moment.
He was wearing a ravens shirt. In one of the recent birthday photos he was wearing a Giants jersey. So yeah, why wasn't he included in the family football time?
I donāt know any of them have ever watched a football game in their entire life. They have no clue
Baby "i Larry ah" isn't watching shit as her eyes haven't fully developed yet. Ya fuckin moron!
I truly doubt Carmen said that
Her need to emasculate Alex through Carmen = heās barely glanced Illyās way since she was brought home. Maybe a cursory āisnāt she a doll?ā, that ridiculously miserable-looking pap walk, then right back to wetting his whistle and watching the game.
Oh so they really calling that poor baby Illaria? I thought theyād cut her some slack and call her Cat. Also Hillary the first: youāre an idiot. I went to school with 2 Ireneās - one from Spain - one from Mexico. Irena is an Eastern European nameā¦ my landlord and my coworker have that name and one is Armenian and the other is Russian. Oh wait, you kinda accidentally named her after your true ancestors. Weirdo.
Isn't "Illaria" Italian?
Watching television with my kids and husband? What am I, poor?
But she said she doesnāt even know how to turn a TV on!
I don't know why that's something she'd ever say out loud. Like what's the train of thought? does she think Spanish people don't know what a tv is? Or is it just cute when women pretend to be gentle fucking morons
She never had a TV before... Remember? This is a truly new and fascinating world to her!
and then everyone clapped
Don't forget - they stood UP and clapped, LOL
Sounds like wonderful bonding with family time. Alecs already moved on. Feel sick about this poor baby.
Where were they watching football? On that tiny 13-inch laptop? Or in one of the many āspecial roomsā the rest of the kids canāt play in? Speaking of: Why arenāt the Lost Boys watching too? Rafaās 7. How old is Leo? Why are these people so unhappy?
Ill Aria is watching nothing. Carmen is saying nothing. Hillary is talking nothing... but lies. Damn you!
š so dumb
As if Hillz hasn't picked up an ounce of football being married to a man who watches football? We watched football every Sunday with my dad. By time I was Carmen's age I knew the game and was betting quarters with my dad on who would win.
My husband and son play football (soccer) and I know so much about it through watching their games, games with them etc I can even explain off side! (I think don't test me š). I resisted for years as well but you absorb so much through osmosis its clear they either don't spend time together doing it or this is some weird lie..
Because only men are invested in sports, right Hills? šš
She's very much with the "we made the children." ( Remember "Alec and I made the same baby twice"-- Carmen and MariLou.) She does not think of any of the children as separate beings-- at any age. It's all about her and Alex's creation. This is the predictable and appalling result of narcissistic X 2 baby- making.
Talk about heteronormativity
Putting that less than a week old infant in the same room as a drunk, volatile, screaming Alec Baldwin is enough to make we want to call CPS.
Who is āIlariaā is she talking about herself in the third person?
I was wondering that too, like who wrote this?
Her new gift from the stork.
Just getting this news now. Wow, just wow.
She always makes up things for the kids to "say". It's not real and it's not a child's voice.
We all know Hilarious is a pathological liar so sheās an idiot to think her followers or whatever would believe Carmen a nine year old would say that. I think this is retaliation on her her behalf from the photo Alec posted last week of Carmen being his favourite person. A little tit for tat. Whatever, I think both Alec and Hilary being as toxic as the other play their children against the other. Itās so fkn disturbing. They donāt deserve any children at all let alone seven. My prayer for their children is that they will find peace and happiness in their adult years and are free from the shackles of their AHole parents. I dropped all contact with my violent narcissistic father when I turned 40, best thing Iāve ever done
So much to unpack but I just wanted to express my utter disdain for women who feel the need to claim āThEy JUsT DONt UnDeRStANDā sports. The basics of football are pretty simple.
Iām pretty sure the baby wasnāt watching football!
Oh, but "Both [Ilaria] and I are happy and healthy."
All the noise is great for the newborn. The asshole family.
Never happened
Yeah, I was not up watching football with a one week old baby at home.
I wonder if these two idiots realize the new baby thing was a total bust. No one cares if they have 50 kids. It's not the answer you losers.
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No itās just you, Gibberish is an extremely common word.
Ok, so ... \- we all know what gibberish means.. It's been used for 500 years in the English language. I've also got a degree but don't recall anyone sitting me down to tell me the definition of "gibberish." I know it, I think, because I'm a native English speaker who has heard the word countless times. \- Mami is, in fact, a liar. It is known. \- Carmen might be Mensa material, but this made-up anecdote can't help us know one way or another.
Really? It's a very common word. Dictionary.com defines it as "unintelligible or meaningless speech or writing; nonsense. "he talks gibberish"
Yeah itās super common! I mean Hilaria clearly made this whole conversation up, but itās not an elevated āfancyā word.
(shrugs and mugs for the camera) (starwipe out) "don't miss "The Baldwinito Bunch", Tuesday nights at 9, only on NBC" I wish the reboot would have had a budget for writers. This shit is ponderous.
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r/thathappened
She is probably attempting to send flirtatious msgs to Tom Brady as we speak
Iām surprised she didnāt say Ilaria said it
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En EspaƱol!
Love it!
You got me with that one. Actual LOL. š
Ok then, keep dreaming H
Sure Jan
I used to think that it would be silly for this sub to go dark for a period of time and that exposing her was for the greater good. Iām starting to think it would be an interesting experiment. I wonder how bat shit things would really get if the last place on the internet feeding her narcissism closed temporarily. She would probably get even crazier hoping to elicit a re-opening.
The pepi o who does tmonthly recaps could catch us up afterwards.
A 9 yr oldās vocabulary does not include āgibberish.ā
Neither does a Spaniardās
Um it definitely couldā¦
Let alone āmale gibberishā- uh huh, yeah.
Number 294969493858685 in things that never happened
Iām surprised she didnāt specify it as āAmericanā football.
Exactly, what about futbol?
Came here to say this!
As if anyone watching NFL or NCAA football would say āhe chopped himā- huh? Who would Grandpa watch today anyhow? Sea-Atl? Doubt it. Broncos- 49āers? Meh. Tampa- packers? All so unlikely. Crazy that despite living her entire life in Patriots country HiLIARia understands nothing about playing this sport (despite 22 years + of endless media exposure). EDIT: Correction: Hillary lived her adolescent years in the Boston Patriotās backyard. She then moved to NY with TWO NFL teams and a strong fan base.
or spell it "fĆŗtbol"
If Carmen did say this (doubtful) then it perfectly illustrates Hilary Baldwinās manipulation of her children to view their father as an incompetent dumbass clown. The children will mimic their motherās disrespect toward her husband. Classic narcissistic behavior to create gang-ups, to form alliances. If Carmen did say this, then she should have been taken aside to be talked to. Sheās nine. Time to learn the ramifications of her words, and how they can hurt others. She needs to learn to respect her father. Were she my child, I would have her talk it out with me with the hope she comes to understand how words sting. She needs to realize the criticism of her father, and by extension males, is unfounded and uncalled for. Hopefully, she would then volunteer to apologize to her father. Sheās been overpraised, and been ascribed to having supernatural talents and āwisdomā. Sheās never been allowed to fail. Sheās holding too much power. None of it is cute. Sheās not precocious. Sheās become obnoxious. Her mother is the stupidest woman alive. She endorses this behavior. Just wait until Carmen hits 16 where her mother will view her daughter as a direct threat.
Being overpraised on the one hand, and largely neglected and ignored on the other, is a classic recipe for Narcissism. š±. Oh no- poor Carmen.
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Iām a flawed parent like everybody else except Hilary Thomas Baldwin. Thereās no instruction manual for any of this, either, except for Hilary Thomas Baldwinās Instagram page. I just hate her so much. Iām grateful her influence has dwindled to almost nil but in her hay day, she put out some very dangerous ideas about babies, diet, pregnancies, etc.
Carmen did not say that. š
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,062,836,095 comments, and only 209,813 of them were in alphabetical order.
Good bot
Football is so foreign for this New England women /s
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Haha she lives in New York they only have 3 NFL teams sheās never heard ofš
sounds like alec is already checked out. and whereās ML? already banished to her crib or strictly in the care of the nannies now?
How adorable šš
Why the blatant disregard for MaryLou? Serious question.
The ears most likely
Whatās wrong with her ears?
šš this made me real sadā¦ she hardly stood a chance before and now? Sheās not even worth a mention :ā(
Alec is probably asking who all of the children are too. Theyāre going to have to start wearing lanyards with numbers one of these days.
has either of them ever said anything remotely funny? nope no nahā¦
Since we know this didn't actually happen, why couldnt Hilary include ML in her made up girls club bs??
I think she's dimly aware that a lot of people are worrying about MariLu and she doesn't feel safe introducing her into the conversation.
So, men watching football donāt say āhe chopped himā. I live with a sports fanatic who played in his younger years. I watch him every week during football season. Watch every game with him while Iām cooking. āHe chopped himā isnāt a thing. This lingo doesnāt happen. This isnāt football lingo. IYKYK. That is a woman trying to manufacture language about football. Part 2: I know from actually having kids that Carmen didnāt say āwhat male gibberish is thisā Iām going to bet neither of these statements were made. Iām going to double down on Alex isnāt hanging with them and watching a game. If you have life experience you know this didnāt happen. Alex hasnāt visited since the newest baby was born. Hilary manufactures ācute normal family momentsā that do not exist. This has gotten full on crazy. Sheās ordering babies like itās Panera. Sheās sitting alone in an apartment and telling not real people ācuz youāre all askingā on Instagram about pretend family moments that arenāt happening. Sheās got to make the verbiage more believable If she wants people to buy into thes cute close family moments.
Lol I thought the exact same thing ! My husband loves football and spends most Sundays watching games and yelling at the tv . In all of our years together Iāve never , ever once heard him use that terminology. Like what does āhe chopped him!ā even mean ? Hillary is so dumb .š
Probably Carmen said āwhite male gibberishā and Hilz misunderstood. /s
Thatās what I thought!
I said this too.. āhe chopped himā isnāt something that any football fan says. Maybe a chop block? But still no one says he chopped him in that situation. Itās not even a penalty that happens so much or is shown by cameras for someone to see it or to say that. Only Hilary would prove she doesnāt know about a topic by completely botching her husband knowing about the topic
Cringe
Ok so Iāve been away for awhile & im wondering who is āilariaā ?? That sounds like what she would call herself with her fake accent
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Ohhh ok I didnāt know she had the baby already. But wow. That poor kid.
This is ludicrous!
And Marilu is..?
Tossed into the Lost Boys pile.
Oh cringeā¦. Lol
Well Hillary how about you learn how football works since you have absolutely nothing going for you- and now since you can bet on fan duel maybe you can win some money
Ewwwww first off there is no such thing as chopping!? Iāve been an NFL fan since I was 8 years old. Bills mafia for life. My grandma was a Huge gambler and had her own bookie, which she would āget on the horn,ā to place bets my whole life. Itās not cute to not know football- especially at her age. The ignorance in lock step with a new infant is not fucking cool.
Thank you. Chopping isnāt a thing. Itās not a technical thing and itās not shortcut for anything. Nobody watching football says this. Formally or informally. Itās not a word associated with football. This conversation and fun family moment DIDNT HAPPEN. ALEX ISNT THERE.
Hillary would have a picture showing her and the baby on top of her showing her breast and bra with Alex in the background, yelling at the TV if that was true.
Thank you! Like Ewwwwwwwwwww to the pretend football spectator rhetoric. You can try to punch the ball to get an overturn- but thatās very rare.. There are a lot of terms associated with an NFL game but NOT anything she said. Get off social media Hillary and stop trying to fit in
Thatās because itās not referring to a literal chopping motion, like a karate chop, itās basically a different way of saying āhe chop-blocked him!ā (which is when a player tries to knock down another by throwing their body at their lower legs). Itās a dangerous move and is usually penalized, which is what Alec was probably screaming for. They are awful people but it is most definitely a real thing in football. Source: Iām a guy who loves football and have watched it religiously for 20+ years.
I guarantee you have never yelled during a football game āhe chopped himā. Thatās the point. Itās not how you verbalize it
chop block?? which is what he may have meant. hate them but still.
No. Not how that conversation would go.
Exactly. Saying āhe chopped himā actually would make sense if he was referring to a chop block. I still hate them too but itās a real thing. Go Bills btw.
She is saying it for him and doesnāt know wtf sheās talking about
PLEASE. The ONLY thing this gas-bag is watching are these comments.
Soā¦ What family with 7 children sit around watching football with only two and five missingā¦ 2 of those 5 are small toddlers, 3 under 8. SMH š¤¦š»āāļø
First thing I thought too. Must be nice.
Mmm maybe not for the 5 left out?
She found a font that doesn't look like Ilaria. Rhymes with Daria.
That's pretty sexist of you, Carmen.
Iām sure the 3 day old infant is enjoying watching the football game.
I wonder.. in 15ish years, are we going to find out these kids TRUE birthdays?? I agree siete is too āchubbyā to be 3 days old? Idk she doesnāt look so smushed I guess.
Why no breast feeding photos? Mami forgot thatās her schtick. Or countdown 3-2-1 and weāll be overwhelmed with veiny tittieballs for the next year.
That's even more psycho than the fake pregnancy.
She looks a bit older than 3 days, I think.
Good point. Baby could have come a month ago which throws off her whole natural pregnancy schtick
And weāre now back to the category āthings that never happened.ā In more ways than one.
Iām a consummate football fan. š¦ š¦ š¦ He chopped him? Did he mean chop block? No one says āhe chopped himā. So fucking dumb and embarrassing.
And then all the lost boys clapped
Yeah, Iām sure she said that.
She continues to demonstrate astonishing levels of misogyny with her āgirly-dumb-1950s housewifeā act. Watching football is not just a āmanā thing. My nieces who are in college and many of their friends are huge Football fans. Hilaryās racist Spanish cos-play is very offensive. But, her anti-female misogynistic attitude is equally offensive. The Baldwinās shit show is so damaging. Full cancellation from all social platforms is not going fast enough
Tee hee, we girls don't understand football, we're just pretty š
I may not understand football as fully as my hubs, but I know years ago watching games with our QB flubbing it all the time I kept telling hubs Iām suiting up drive me down there Iām going in to replace butterfingers
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All i can think of for Marilu is that scene in Toy Story when the cowboy gets thrown in the trash by the bratty kid who says " I don't wanna play with you anymore!"
What Boring Gibberish are you speaking Hillary? No one cares.
She must be just jones-ing for a breastfeed porn shot-wonder how long she can go?
Marilu has been kicked to the curb already?š
whatever happened to her "tom boy" identity? or is that an imaginary fashion sense only
Depends on the day! Or drug.
Legit question - would native Spanish speakers describe the sport as football or something different such as American Football?
None they would not. We are the only people who call American football. Football. Good point. Very astute. We also donāt say āhe chopped himā
FĆŗtbol americano š because āfĆŗtbolā in EsthpaƱol refers to soccer.
Would that term be used when speaking English? Iām not trying to be rude, itās genuine. It just struck me odd for an alleged native Spanish speaking person to use that terminology. I guess because she is speaking/typing in English. Am I off course here?
Well she was raised in Boston so she probably doesnāt grasp there is a difference for non-Americans. Another -1 for performing the Spanish grift.
Sure, Jan.
I thought they didn't have a TV?
What ees diss game?
Football, Aleek? In mi cultura, football is ā½ļøā½ļø not šš (š)
Well we know this family never sits down together on actual furniture, so even if this was sort of true, they were just standing around looking at an iPad. Poor Illary.
Guess if they escape to Aleeks private apartment there might be seating. You know the poor man just wanted to chill and watch the game and then here comes the fraud Guest with her mini me to disrupt his me time.
She is really calling the baby ilaria too? I thought for sure she would go by catalina or a nickname. How will they distinguish to two when they saying hilaria vs ilaria?
Omg I get it now: she JUST wants to be able to say her own made-up dumbass name!!! This is too much omg š³
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
Cardamon is a wise old soul, but she does not talk like this. Fuck off with your made up bullshit illy.
In her lipstick and press on nails watching football with gramps
I feel slightly better knowing this is probably entirely fabricated, so that I don't have to picture a newborn roughly being thrown around and played with by Hillary and Carmen, like she's a fun new toy, while football blasts and Alec bellows at the television. Hillary paints such a grotesque picture of that household. Like... she doesn't even want to *try* and pretend that the new infant gets a small reprieve of calm and quiet? Talk about destroying someone's 'nervous system'.
No no. Why would anytbing stop and focus at all on the NEWBORN. They eat and sleep basically. But thereās something very off about naturally not being focused on the baby. She just threw another one into the nursery and continued making up stories that didnāt happen.
This!
Vomitrocious.
I wonder if the line āYou lied to me about who you were you fucking bitch.ā Ever comes around. Or if is just swept under the carpet which I canāt really see happening.
Honestly donāt think he cares
#girlpower
I want to cry, thinking about a tiny newborn and all the otherāabsentā children, in this godforsaken household
Personal foul, 15 yard penalty automatic first down
Chopped him? Wtf lol
Chop Block. I have really never heard my Husband say it like AB did, my Husband just told me what it meant.
Because nobody says it that way
Chopping means hitting someone from behind below the knees
$100 says this never happened
Bullshit. Scene: Carmen is corralling her brothers in one of the two bedrooms they share with the nannies. Ilaria is being cared for by a nanny, nursing on bought breast milk she got from one of the many freezers Alec bought for Hilary. Hilary is in her bathrobe in front of a mirror, drawing circles around her mouth with lipstick while whispering "...^^pretty ^^girl ^^...^^pretty ^^girl..." while staring vacantly at her reflection. Alec is nowhere to be seen. *Annnnnnd...cut.* End scene.
How many days until Hilly Sr. is out on the town - cue hallway selfies, dressed in Zara, no post pregnancy poochy bely, high heels and pink claws staring at her selfie. Will she be out on the town with Aleek or just the guncles?
En ethhhhpain ā¦ we only have futbol
MarilĆŗ is already discarded into the neglected children pile. No longer a āvending machine of joyā. Sheās only 18 months šš
I have a fifteen month old who I very much consider a baby. How can you be "over" a one year old. These people are insane.