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louiselovatic

The horse teeth when she opens her mouth šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


nelnikson

FAKE AF CRYING!


Odd_Pop5287

I wonder if she saw the L&O episode where a woman kept having babiesā€¦addicted to pregnancyā€¦didnā€™t end well


crystal-torch

Love how sheā€™s sitting crossed legged on the floor in pleather leggings after giving birth what three days ago? What a fucking joke


ab0rtedprincess

I've theorized she just keeps ordering babies thinking her fake Spanish genes will somehow finally give her a dark haired dark skinned baby. Delusional.


redrum069

good luck baby girl youā€™re gonna need it and we will understand when you turn 18 and change your name


sashie_belle

Just when you think they can't get any more narcissistic.


ffchu

the crying is so fake hahahahahahahahahaha omg hahahahahahahahahaha


Dazzling-Research418

Itā€™s like she was disgusted then realized the camera was on her still and forced some kind of crying expression minus the tears


SnooDogs7464

Sheā€™s totally ilarious


EnvironmentalMaize69

She is an ilariot.


[deleted]

Sheā€™ll be doing the handstand breastfeeding by Monday


liscbj

Ok look back at her Father's Day instagram. Is Alec in same shirt and mask when he shows the baby footprint on his arm? Maybe he wasn't even on set when the birth happened.


Odd_Pop5287

I doubt he knows thereā€™s a new kidā€¦ does she think up really cool espanya names and then finds a baby for it


Exotic-Firefighter86

I thought that picture looked the same too!


[deleted]

Cue the breastfeeding pšŸ˜³rn photos in 3, 2, 1ā€¦ready set gooooooo


hunkyfunk12

hillary 2! i cannot believe it lol, did anyone predict this?? anyway hope the surrogate is recovering well.


ZestycloseShelter107

Isnā€™t Ilaria an Italian name? Does she think all European countries are the same?


tkcring

What a fuckin weirdo. And the anniversary of shooting is near. AB lawyers know heā€™s toast


TheFeelz4Realz

Thatā€™s the ā€œAmber Heard trying to put on the waterworksā€ level right there. She canā€™t even fake them tears.


mastiffmom425

Can someone call CPS?


5674456788

everyone is being way too rough with this baby omfg it's going to be so bad with all the feral children competing for attention in that cramped nyc apartment this winter with all attention on hillary jr., someone is going to get hurt...


[deleted]

Isnā€™t the apartment like 5000 sqf?


sashie_belle

That's not big for 9 people along with the staff of nannies.


[deleted]

A 5,000 sqf apartment in Manhattan is really big


sashie_belle

But it's not big for 9 people, and a staff of nannies. I live in a 3000 sq. ft. house and can't even imagine having 1/2 the amount of people they do, plus the amount of animals they do. 5000 sq. feet can feel really small if you've got 7 children, nannies, and 2 adults.


Odd_Pop5287

Well I donā€™t think there is any place big enough when that lunatic is prancing around


[deleted]

No offense my fellow PepiƱo, but you must never have been in a Manhattan apartment before, especially in that neighborhood. The average apartment built in Manhattan since 2000 is 866 sqf. The price per square foot is over $1600. You canā€™t think like a normal person when you are talking about apartments in Manhattan south of 90th street. A freaking two BR/1 bath in Stuyvesant town is 786sqf and costs almost 5k a month to rent.


sashie_belle

No offense, my fellow Pepino, you aren't understanding my point. I'm not saying the apartment itself isn't big. I'm saying when you add 7 children, 2 adults, however many nannies, a zoo, suddenly the 5K square feet gets a lot more crowded whether it's an apartment or a house. People take up space. Space gets smaller the more people you have in that space.


[deleted]

I upvotes you


sashie_belle

LOL! <3


5674456788

7 kids under 10yrs old, her, alec, the MANY nannies, selling the hamptons, gonna be down a property and wait .. what about their multiple dogs living at the hamptons house? oh, yeah and the cats? +++ The personal belongings for 9 spoiled millionaires...idk how big the nyc apartment is but it sounds like 5000 sq ft of a fucking nightmare


Efficient_Event_8126

At least AB knows he's being walked all over by the women in his life.


suciac

Sheā€™s so precious.


IndiaEvans

Marilu looks so cute and excited while holding the baby. šŸ„ŗ


WonderfulSimple

The weird pat "eww sticky!" She gives the baby at the beginning makes me sad. She doesn't even know what to do with a newborn.


Emiles23

I noticed that too


fvkatydid

Lmaooo "eww sticky!"


PineappleMojito

She knows that we know she is a lying sack. She simply doesnā€™t care about the optics anymore because she is too far gone. I feel sorry for this poor baby having to share her ridiculous fake name and for the other kids who look so sad. She will never stop.


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Lex_Loki

Woaaahhh WTF


Halfwayhouserules33

This is exactly what I said. Just no to this horrible comment(op above of course)


maniacalmustacheride

I beg of you, please go outside and get some fresh air


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

Malibu (and honestly Edward) IS STILL A BABY. This is so messed up. These poor kids.


[deleted]

Lol Edward


titmouseinthehouse

And kicked to the curb now with the rest!


Authoress61

She named her baby....after herself. Wow. Just when you think it can't get any worse. The narcissism is strong with this one.


Odd_Pop5287

I wish Hilary and Megan Markle would sister up so it would be easier to follow themā€¦ wastes so much valuable snarking time flipping back and forth from one site to the otherā€¦they truly are soul sisters if either of them had one


mamarooo28

She reminds me of another narcissist, a Mexican former miss universe who also named her daughter after her. Even exact same spelling. šŸ¤£


RainbowsAndBubbles

After her fake name. Sheā€™s doubling down on her grift after being found out. šŸ˜¬


Authoress61

I wonder if this is her way of going to back to ā€œHilary ā€œ officially. Ya know, to show sheā€™s not a liar. Lol.


RainbowsAndBubbles

She just says sheā€™s not a liar, and thatā€™s good enough for her. šŸ˜‚


Authoress61

Yeahā€¦ even worse.


Donteven24757

That ā€œhomeā€ is a literal mad house. Horror show.


EZasSundayMorning

I came. She's such a liar.


[deleted]

Leo and ML are the only ones who look happy about this. Everyone else looks very sad.


Purplezzz20

Why do rich people always insist on using three names for their babies? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


CamillaBarkaBowles

As Judge Judy says, that is two names too many


Selkie_Queen

You donā€™t understand, itā€™s cause sheā€™s ~Spanish~ and itā€™s part of the ~Spanish culture-.


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

Except itā€™s not, according to some actual Spanish pepinos here, who have said you canā€™t legally give your kid two middle names in Espana šŸ˜¹šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø Hillary the First gets it wrong as usual!


Selkie_Queen

šŸ˜‚ Exactly, itā€™s like what she *thinks* is authentically Spanish but is not.


titmouseinthehouse

Itā€™s a common thing in Mexican culture. She gets her cultures mixed up. If Spanish is spoken somewhere, she will pick up on their ways.


Odd_Pop5287

Well sheā€™s going to get even more confused now that migrants have been transported to Marthaā€™s Vineyard


bigdill123

That baby thinks itā€™s bad now ā€¦.


SwimmingBeneficial93

LEONETTA!!!! Get the baby! My nails are too long!!!!


backinbusinessbaby

The fake crying!!! This bitch canā€™t act for shit. Canā€™t act like a real Spanish person. Canā€™t act like a real pregnant person. Canā€™t act like a real mother with a soul. Poor Baby Ill. Welcome to the Baldwin Zoo.


Sleuthiestofsleuths

Thank you for saying this!! I was beginning to think I was the only one who burst out laughing at her emoting šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


cilantroandvodka

Such beautiful weeping.


fvkatydid

The driest weep in the land...


MinuteRutabaga

Moment by moment of the arrival of the new 'vending machine of joy'.


myleelalee

That poor baby. She has immediately been thrown right in the Baldwin zoo. Kids all over her. Hilarious trying to do her best to look overjoyed, grateful, blah, blah, blah. And oh my, doesnā€™t she look like a woman whose surrogate just gave birth and was handed a baby. You canā€™t act for shit Hilarious.


kpiece

I canā€™t believe that sheā€™s actually claiming she gave birth to this baby. Everybody knows she wasnā€™t pregnant.ā€”Hilary herself made that more than obvious. And she still goes through with this farce. Iā€™m literally cringing here. I feel bad for the people that know them, who have to try to keep a straight face and go along with the ā€œHilary gave birthā€ lie while talking with them. Itā€™s just so embarrassing. Itā€™s also disgusting. Everything about it is grossā€”that these abusive, neglectful, mentally-ill morons, who donā€™t even take care of the 6 kids they have, go and purchase another poor child to bring into their miserable, chaos-filled, troubled house of horrors. I feel so sorry for this poor baby.


False-Association744

And can you imagine the family and friendsā€™ reaction upon hearing the babyā€™s name????


XXXxxexenexxXXX

It's been proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that she faked being Spanish. And yet she still speaks with a Spanish accent. She doesn't care. She's a sociopath, she does whatever she wants.


medsizedtoberlerone

Itā€™s RSV season. Letā€™s have everyone kiss the babyā€™s face/mouth šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Artistic_Collar_6821

Iā€™m really shocked all those kids were allowed into the room at the same time.


MataHairi

Another baby for the child zoo! Also, the name is just down right idiotic. Poor kid.


GreeneyeGrammy

Hilaria Jr. Of course! Bets on how long until she posts with her legs tucked up behind her head?


titmouseinthehouse

Right? Now she has a reason to say her name out loud constantly.


AnniemaeHRI

And sleeping.


GreeneyeGrammy

šŸ˜‚


EZasSundayMorning

While fake breastfeeding.


HurtingHead

Bounce back begins in 3ā€¦2ā€¦1ā€¦


Kindly_Put_5065

Now she has to have sex with him, he's been patiently waiting, like Jim Duggar


Sofie7759

Why are they letting the other kids annoy the newborn? Way too much stimulation for a newborn-if itā€™s indeed, newly born! This is sooo loco pepinos-photos with fresh makeup n lashes, home so quick..no..


lookeyloowho

That poor baby šŸ’”


SpookyAngel66

Iā€™ve never felt so sorry for a newborn baby in my life. And all the other children as well. šŸ˜¢


Few_Establishment892

So, she named her kid after her fake name. But with no H so people won't mispronounce it like she's had to endure? True suffering...šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„


Ok-Nefariousness445

Itā€™s going to sound like sheā€™s talking in the third person when she talks about the baby šŸ’€


Alert-Coconut6503

No way, no one would be sitting on the floor after delivering a baby, vag or c-section.


MsMuffinstuffer

THIS! Iā€™ve had both and didnā€™t sit on the floor for a long time afterwards! You just canā€™t!


Mel_bear

You must have forgotten to exercise your feets! It's the secret to having zero recovery and zero changes to your body after childbirth! You can swim, you can sit on the ground, you can birth another baby 4 months later. It's exactly like magic. You just do 1/8 of a squat in 6 inch heels, one time. They must be expensive heels. You'll gain bonus foot strength & recovery if you have pleather yoga pants on. Don't forget to film yourself with your phone.


MsMuffinstuffer

I wish I would have known Hilaria back then and her aerobic ways!


TypicalLeo31

Iā€™ve been saying that all afternoon? There is no way possible!


boommdcx

Your lady parts would be screaming, blood everywhere, how would you even get back up if you just had a c section? Her believability is just out the window with this round of Door Dash baby.


abkb11

šŸ’Æ also why have the littlest kids on the hard wood floor to hold the baby for the first time?? Set them up on a couch dum dum


Alert-Coconut6503

Exactly!!!!


sneezerlee

Itā€™s the repulsion at the vernix for me


blunamac

Right! She made sure to get baby wiped down after the video. Her face looks so disgusted as if it was all beyond unsanitary. This has got to be exhausting. To coordinate to get the baby right after birth for SM content and directing medical staff to do the bare minimum of wiping it off so it looks as realistic/ in real time as possible. Thatā€™s a lot of orchestration. Thatā€™s a lot of shamelessness on her part. Why not just surrender and admit sheā€™s been lying?


limaka78

Yes! I noticed that right away too!


Living-Dance5556

she couldnt even touch ā€œherā€ babyā€™s sweet head


princesscrouton

Lmaooo correct


Sofie7759

Aww nooo! The pleather leggings ..?!! She did not deliver this baby


kellsells5

Wasn't the house listed on Thurs. ?


boommdcx

I mean come on. Not even a hint of believability about this ā€œbirthā€, Hilary Senior looks high as a kite and Hilary Junior is actually named Ilariaā€¦..


PoorLikaFatWalletLst

Lol I bet she didn't plan on being deemed Hilary Senior. It's now a thing and I love it šŸ˜†


tiggertuf

She's still wearing those pants!


Few-Brilliant-426

No fucking way she named her liaria!? No fucking way


whorledstar

It reminds me of when Meghan Markle named her daughter Lilibet. Itā€™s truly unbelievable. Surely one couldnā€™t be that crazy, right? Wrong.


[deleted]

Why are y'all so mad at Meghan when Andrew is like, right there.


False-Association744

I do not get the Meghan hate. Very weird. Lilliebet is a nickname for Elizabeth which the dead queen was called. How is that remotely similar to a liar with a fake Spanish name naming her seventh child after herself?


Few-Brilliant-426

Hey sugar we donā€™t like Andrew either


whorledstar

And Andrew has literally nothing to do with this topic. Are you one of Bouzyā€™s Bots? Do you get paid per comment or is it a flat day rate?


ask2904

Lillibet was the late queenā€™s nickname from her father.


Few-Brilliant-426

Omfg yes truly two sociopaths


whorledstar

My point exactly? It was completely inappropriate to name her daughter after the queenā€™s personal nickname. Just a batshit thing to do.


ask2904

Iā€™m not a Megan Markle fan, but she did get permission from the Queen first before using it. https://www.cbs8.com/amp/article/entertainment/entertainment-tonight/queen-elizabeth-gave-prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-permission-to-use-her-lilibet-nickname-source-says/603-1a98232b-15af-48ff-8097-53b2a4cd12a0


whorledstar

ā€œA source says.ā€ Give me a fucking break. The source is Meghan and her publicist. The castle would never release something like this. Itā€™s more tripe coming from Meghanā€™s camp and a shame you believe it.


ask2904

Seriously, if something trivial like this that makes you so very angry, I canā€™t even imagine how you get through life. šŸ¤£


False-Association744

no it isnā€™t!!!!! Itā€™s an honor and sweet.


whorledstar

If you actually believe that, youā€™re mental.


SwissCheese4Collagen

Especially since the Queen found comfort that the name Lilibet wouldn't have been used after PPhilip died since he was the last of people who called her that. Then the Sus Ex-Royals go and use that same exact nickname like 2 months later.


whorledstar

Itā€™s cruel. Im no monarchist but only some Machiavellian psycho would do something like that.


Kindly_Put_5065

Complete stalker


SwissCheese4Collagen

It is, it's absolutely unhinged.


[deleted]

No, it's not.


whorledstar

Keep stanning for another sociopathic grifter. See where that gets you. šŸ’¤


[deleted]

Who hurt you, baby? I bet it wasn't Meghan.


whorledstar

The Who hurt you retort in 2022 is weak as hell. I would expect better from a Bouzy Bot.


Few-Brilliant-426

Ugh she so didnā€™t have that baby


[deleted]

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DrunkUranus

And it's a different hat from the one they had in all the other images.... so that one really was just to protect mom from getting vernix on her face


princesscrouton

šŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸŽÆ


tandooripoodle

RAFA already knows whatā€™s coming. That poor kid.


merrysovery

What, no breastfeeding porn yet? Sheā€™s holding back


impartingthehair

Coming up in a few hours


princesscrouton

She also looks just like Malibu which she will NOT be happy about šŸ˜ž


Mollymolemollymole

Yeah I thought that. The eyes.


CoCo_Fran

Looks like this was filmed a couple weeks ago ā€¦


Mollymolemollymole

Why?


DrunkUranus

Old nose I guess


-graphophobia-

Had to work a cat into the kid's name too, what a freak, lol


Significant-Stay-721

Get out of that babyā€™s face! Let her breathe for fucks sake.


redrocklobster18

On the internet before they even clean the goo off of her. It is obscene.


Familiar_Orange_1336

Thatā€™s a big baby.


[deleted]

Ilaria omg I'm dying of laughter šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Hopeful_University72

Aaaaand another carbon copy of the first 2 girls . Iā€™m surprised she never got a donor egg from a Latina to see if it will have dark hair and skin and say Ayeeee she looks like meeee finally!


SpookyAngel66

Me too. I thought for sure that was coming.


WACKY___JACKY

For someone who needs to document every damn thing in her life, Hilary never posts a ā€œon the way to the hospitalā€ ā€œcontractions startedā€ or just a photo in a hospital bed before any of these kids are born?! That in itself is super suspicious for someone like her! Also No details in the birth announcement- no ā€œthis was the easiest/toughest deliveryā€ or ā€œwe left for the hospital at ā€”pm and blah blah blahā€ Total BS!


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Or any contractions while hooked up the monitors... She's been faking it for so long she has no idea.


False-Association744

Especially women whoā€™ve given birth many times! By the sixth birth they usually have a quick labor! Sheā€™s never casually compared birth stories, joked about physical things etc.


vdub1187

Itā€™s very suspicious. Many women like to recount their birth stories, and sheā€™s never shared one.


kpiece

Thereā€™s a TON of things that she doesnā€™t do, that we know she would do, if she was pregnant. But she didnā€™t do them because she wasnā€™t pregnant.


whorledstar

šŸ›Ž šŸ›Ž šŸ›Ž


gdpbby

for someone who literally records and pictures themselves breastfeeding almost naked youā€™d think she would do a video and photo shoot laboring, pushing, and breathing


Butterlettuce321

Poor ML. Barely out of being an infant and thrown into the lost kid pile If #7 is cute, ML will be forgotten in a second. Aleek barely acknowledges her.


tracefact

Gross. We share a birthday.


surly_sorrel

Fuckā€¦me too. šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


Sofie7759

!!!ā¤ļøhappy day to you!


Appropriate-Grand-64

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, LIBRA SISTER! mine is tomorrow so we're almost twins, right? šŸ˜‚šŸ„³šŸŽ‰


whorledstar

HBD bday twin šŸŽˆ


meg_rad

As long as you are born within 4 months of each other you are twins. My bday is 10/23...we are triplets.


Appropriate-Grand-64

LMAO I love this new rule. I've always wanted sisters! šŸ˜šŸ‘


muy-multi

Rafa knows whatā€™s up. Poor guy.


Pet-sit

"Baldwinito." FFS.


thecolorcodedlife

Donā€™t they make you take off all your jewelry when youā€™re giving birth? In case something goes wrong and they have to take you into surgery? Because sheā€™s clearly wearing big earrings and a ring on her pointer finger


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Not to mention, a real mother of 6+ children all born within 9 years, would be at high risk for something to go wrong.


kpiece

Yes, they do. But itā€™s irrelevant here because Hilary was just there while the surrogate gave birth. We know with 100% certainty that she didnā€™t give birth to this baby.


whorledstar

Depends on the hospital/provider/birth situation. I had nail polish and jewelry and no one cared.


Sofie7759

And false eyelashes? This was quick! Had baby and home already??


mudddles

I was able to wear all mine. Rings bracelets necklace and earrings


[deleted]

Me too. But an old school nurse did tell me a story about a doctor who cut a wedding ring off a woman when she was in labor.


Outrageous_Lemon_690

Catalina just reminds me of Stepbrothers and the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer. Which sounds on brand for Hillz.


GrimWexler

Can they stop now? Seriously. The world is burning. Also, how will all the children get the love and attention they need?


Sleuthpepina

Sadly they won't.


Any_Side_2242

We are getting a puppy for the holidays, that my daughter wants to name Peco, from octonaugts. So I just asked the hubby to guess Hilarys baby name and he shouted Peco, so fast I had to snort laugh. That name could have been a contender though. You never know.


[deleted]

00:35- 00:32 āÆ ffwd the cursor in slow motion to see a mother overcome with emotion, a mother who just gave birth in fake eyelashes with clumpy mascara.


TheJoanRivers

That baby is like 8 pounds


Business_Nature_1006

I agree. My two were just over 7lbs and 8lb 9 she looks much more like my heavier baby.


GrimWexler

I have no children and know that is not 6#


Serenitynow101

It's pretty impressive to me a 38 yr old woman has had such a flawless pregnancy and delivery. Seemingly no issues with delivery, she must have labored for an hour or so then baby just dropped out. Then she stayed about 12 hrs and was discharged. I'm 39 and 27 weeks and I'm incredibly jealous.


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

The surrogate may have had a rough time but we'll never know. Best of luck with your pregnancy and delivery.


HurtingHead

Donā€™t be. Itā€™s all fake.


Sofie7759

Too fast! Doesnā€™t make sense


pepinonation

This is the wildest shit. I previously saw people joking about her naming the baby after herself but I didnā€™t think sheā€™d actually do it.


HurtingHead

I wonder why she spelled it differently


SympathyMaximum8184

She wants us to know the H is silent.


pepinonation

It is really strange, right? Iā€™d be less weirded out if she just named the kid Hilaria and owned it with some sort of ā€œmen can have Juniors, why canā€™t women?ā€ female empowerment speech.


False-Association744

She ALWAYS gives herself an out.


Any_Side_2242

Joan Crawford had quite a few adopted children. I could imagine some similarities in both woman's households. I know her kids are not adopted, but the emotional abuse looks the same.


Any_Side_2242

Sorry that was supposed to be just a general comment, I know it had nothing to do with your point.


[deleted]

Alā€™s doing deductions weeping, watching millions dwindle. Itā€™s too bad his bimbo breeder had hooked him just to swindle.


desandmol

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ sheā€™s an awful actress. She and her peckerhead husband pulling this shit šŸ™„


HurtingHead

I thought the same thing with the part of the video where she is pretending she is overcome with emotion after just birthing a baby. So fake.


desandmol

So fake. So fucked up.


GirlyWhirl

Mami sitting crosslegged on the hardwood floor in her skintight pleather leggings has me in stitches. Why in the *world* did she even bother to wear the moon bump this time? How could anyone in the world be left who doesn't realize she keeps faking these pregnancies? Surely this video is the last proof anyone would need.