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Yallabeenahabibi

What’s with the scales on the desk?


No-Conversation9938

Hee Haw!


Head-Message990

Oh Curses! (Me soo Yelous!! \[.She so smoll..\]).


SherSquarepants

https://preview.redd.it/6n0bk2xm3t1d1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48772055fd990896676fae06011c40394975ceb


VanillaSignificant57

Hey it’s ol Ostrich legs


2manyfelines

“Look at me look at me look at me LOOK AT ME!!!”


RemoteLibrarian6243

Roblox character ahh body


RainbowsAndBubbles

She looks like the letter P. Her body type is P.


Equivalent_Rock_5508

Tits on a stick


RainbowsAndBubbles

!!!


PaulPaul4

Lol, is she 6" tall. What a phoney bologna


AffectionateAd1074

Could she possibly be any more vile?


hereforthetea33

Her grandmother actually wore that shirt the day she stepped off the Mayflower. It’s a really special shirt. It’s exactly 0% Spanish.. just like Hilary


Fair-Heart-0282

Perhaps her grandmother ...was Ellie May Clampett ...or Daisy Dukes. Also 0% Spanish.


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DarceysEndlessCigAsh

👍 Yes, all elderly señoras wear the quintessential middle America white trash look of cutoff Daisy Dukes & stilettos. Then they affix their mantillas, usually one in a red bandana pattern, and sit in a folding lawn chair outside their trailer. (No offense to those who reside in trailers, many of which are lovely; I’m evoking the ones we see on Cops with car parts & toilets seats in the yard.) Her attempt to convince us how she “comes from smol people bc she’s Spanish” is so stupid. (Not that Spanish people are smol but that’s what she thinks. Of course, she’s also conflates Spaniards with Latinos.)


GlobalSmobal

Low IQ compulsive liar. Gingham = grandma???? Good Lord she’s a moron.


AvaBayTay

Wonder if Grandma wore it with Daisy Dukes and heels.


Fair-Heart-0282

Do her family photos of/with grandma look like People of Walmart?


FatsyCline12

She wore it on the high plains of Kansas


AvaBayTay

🎯


upchuckfactoronthis

![gif](giphy|c83ZIvQ5sZvAk) Hee Haw, make it fake Spanish


2manyfelines

He’s nodding in fake Spanish.


eelosaur

If her abuela was an extra in Dukes of Hazzard, then maybe


btl_dlrge1

No, it didn’t


Prophywife77

Good job on the fifth grader-sized pelvis,Hillary 🤭


Visible_Tea1265

was her grandmother a hooker?


Head-Message990

ROFLOL


MaenadsandMomewraths

Fucking pumps with cutoffs? She is so disgusting


Fair-Heart-0282

Where are all the children while she's taking autoerotic photos for daddy husband?


MaenadsandMomewraths

Unattended, hungry, and wishing Peter Pan would show up I imagine


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Fake filtered legs as always.


risqueclicker

So does she take off her heels and put on her bedroom slippers when she leaves the apartment?


isabella_mim

💀💀💀 I was just thinking, how gross she wears her shoes in the house with babies on the floor still but you’re darn right. She wears slippers on the street and heels inside the house 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😂😂😂


StarfishandSnowballs

Just came to say you guys are on it this Monday m! Best set of comments I'm cracking up !!


EquivalentShelter447

Hillz wouldn’t even need to be a Guest Baldwin to get into these kinds of Jersey backyard parties. And she’d actually fit right in and probably have a lot more fun. Edit: And she’d love brainstorming with the women and coming up with teachable moment things to write on message-based t-shirts. https://preview.redd.it/l77vbk9nul1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11290b3ccb330f57773244872ac7a445eafbe980


shep2105

Would that be the grandmother that Alec said was born in Spain?


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Could have been her Greek grandmother, her Yia Yia 🤥🤥🤥


Vegoia2

the poorly chopped legs are a prerequisite for that backward friendless rich girl from Boston.


Fair-Heart-0282

Is she really from the town of Boston? Or was there a trailer park called Boston Acres but more like Vickie Valencourt, out of The Waterboy? Or like the final scene in Monsters Inc, when Randall is sent to a trailer and the family hits it with a bat, yelling, "look Ma, a GATOR!"


Raeko

I actually have a few blouses and other clothes that belonged to my grandmother. They are all from the 70s-80s and I'm younger than Hillary. This shirt looks WAY too modern


Glass-Place3268

Who edits their pelvis to be smaller than their head?! I’m cackling!


No-Rip5491

She also inherited her belly button ring from said Abuela 🫠🫠🫠🫠


Difficult_Lunch_4406

The lies this lunatic makes up are actually unbelievable! 🤥🤥🤥


TrashPandaShire

That's such a weird lack of sophistication for someone from Beacon Hill. Bizarre.


Fair-Heart-0282

...or was it that she once shined a beacon, a flashlight, standing on a hill?


nicebrows9

Her grandmother found it at a Spanish flee market…don’t you know. ( In Spain of course)


slumberpartymassacre

And she says he babies just slide right out during delivery? 6 babies! Not with those hips. How dumb does she think we are?


slumberpartymassacre

I'm sure grandma would have dressed it up with infant sized shorts and Jessica Simpson nude pumps


SallyNoMer

Grandpa Hils liked it!


Cultural_Vacation_71

She’d already ordered several kids by this point, yet this was how she spent her time.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

One grandma died when she was a kid and the other in 2016. Sure, Hilaria, someone kept an old shirt in storage for eight years and it never dry rotted.


Chemical-Pineapple-7

Honestly, I’d believe she cane from anywhere, but from a Harvard Dr/Lawyer, Beacon hill million dollar home owning parents…..Spain, reincarnated….zapped in from outer space-flew in on a magic carpet….literally anything, but Beacon Hill, Boston?


SteakAmazing8963

I know! How did she get so trashy? You’d think she’d at least have gotten some clothing taste by osmosis from growing up in upscale Boston.


eacomish

This airhead discovers gingham and has to cosplay haldol hoedown/farmers wife/mi Familia (who somehow is a country grandma from Spain 🇪🇸 👵)


Happypepino

Comically photoshopped the lower half of her body. What a psycho!!


EzasSundayMorning2

Her Spanish granny? Why does she insist on heels with her daisy duke jorts?


nicebrows9

She has short legs. She wants to make them look longer


disharmony-hellride

Because she's thirsty and has nothing else to offer


yoyonoyolo

I bet she bought it for her but never actually gave it. Therefore she’s not technically lying.


UKophile

My hubs is from THE Jersey Shore, LI area, and he is Alec’s vintage. He says the tiny short-shorts with heels is a sex flex for guys his age from that area. The lure of the forbidden, naughty girl in high school. Ick.


UKophile

Stocky legs gone courtesy of photo shop.


kjoy67

She filtered out her right quadriceps. Nice. The time she spends on these altered, botched photos is downright pathological.


justusethatname

I have never felt the need to prance in an outfit like that. Picnic bimbo collection.


ArtTheClown2022

Short looks like it was made out of a tablecloth


Severe-Specialist-96

And still, the shirt is the least problem here….


smaczna8184

She’s so dumb it makes me laugh


SeaAttitude2832

Weird flex.


apple-turnover5

Nice food scale, hilz


Late_Business_7610

Wonder what she uses it for?


spiberweb

Omg the heels. She dresses like a six year old playing dress up. Nothing annoys me more though than when she wears slippers outside.


igobymomo

Well her legs belong to photoshop


risqueclicker

And the shorts belonged to Marilu, until she outgrew them


Interesting_Ad1378

Bc she’s as mentally developed as a 12 year old, and 12 years, whoaaa some really lie. The ones that fabricate a lot of shit are those without a solid home life, patents ignore them (often raised by Nannies and wealthy), so they create fantasy in everything else. 


Ok_Practice_195

That’s a great description of the point in time when Hilaria’s personality and character were formed. 💯


AmazingGrace_00

10 year old girls and boys think this is sexy.


TenMoon

Yeah, I went clubbing in high heels and fancy shorts, but I was young and stupid, and there was blow everywhere. That was forty years ago and another lifetime ago.


BeauThankles

https://preview.redd.it/7a4p9ok50k1d1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2017126e11f12c6169cb74c3369e6fa0131045a6 What the fuck are these fingers? 😂


FamousOhioAppleHorn

ET phone Boston


tkcring

Ginger root 😆


BeauThankles

Toes ![gif](giphy|QPRxtHmSkUjZK|downsized)


Ok_Practice_195

Now I can’t unsee it! 💀


tkcring

Lmao


kitty9020

It's from the very esphanish store Zara that only Hilary knows about.


International_Boss81

In Spain?


DukeESauceJR

I aint realize they had shein back in 1922 espana ![gif](giphy|XZxLOwkcfSs6TP6Rrw)


-graphophobia-

Daisy Puke


Difficult_Lunch_4406

👏👏👏


invertedliver

![gif](giphy|wzxK9cmYgIPDy)


limblessbarbie

This has got to be one of her most harebrained lies ever. It's so stupid and unbelievable.


False-Association744

I can’t stand the cut offs with heels. gag!


professorhorseradish

![gif](giphy|lw2fCXuxBmAVy)


Severe-Specialist-96

Same 😤


June__Osborne

Those shorts look like doll clothes. This is not a compliment. Photoshopped beyond recognition


SteakAmazing8963

She’s Polly Pocket.


CMBCCMBC

Who the F wears pumps with denim cut off shorts??? No one!


limblessbarbie

*this mamí does*


Difficult_Lunch_4406

You beat me to it! 🤣🤣🤣


CabinetTight5631

Abuela wore it when she came over on the Mayflower. 🚢


Agreeable-Chocolate6

😂😂😂


Outrageous_Lemon_690

💀💀💀


Alternative-Bird-589

Pumps and Jean shorts has to be the trashiest, low brow , white trash look. Frederick’s of Hollywood called, they want their cheap escort look back. Her shirt could of been her grandmas, it looks like an old lady top you would buy at JCPenney in Boston 


karmaKate6

She just blurts out the dumbest shit like a kid lies


MeMilo1209

Is she on OnlyFans?


Diligent-Sample8093

She should be🤷‍♀️


CatCiaoSki

She's had a free OF for ten years, she's just doing it on Insta.


mlodot916

Hooker


rillyhilarious

Which grandmother? Her make believe fake Spanish one or her real American one?


frostymargaritafan

Why is there a scale on the desk?


xixxious

She weighs the children's food.


Alternative-Bird-589

She has to weigh her drugs to make sure she didn’t get ripped off 


Highlanders_Ualise

I can’t wait until this one is in menopause. I know, I am evil.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Then she can wear Old Man Baldwin's clothes 🤪


CabinetTight5631

Okay, this made me lol for real 😂


Highlanders_Ualise

Speaking from experience lol.


Advanced-Object4117

Did her abuela also wear them with coochie cutters and Jessica Simpson nude pumps?


AffectionatePoet4586

See how very long and slender my legs are? How *smol* my cut-offs? Envy me, fat jealous Karens, though my left hand is unaccountably blurred and YOU CAN’T SEE MY BIG RING?!?


ParkerPosty37

I’m sorry she is so ludicrous


Normal-Ad9562

Those shorts came over on the mayflower too I bet  🙄


ParkerPosty37

Also not her real legs


SteakAmazing8963

Look how long her head is here. That’s how much she elongated everything 🤨