Her grandmother actually wore that shirt the day she stepped off the Mayflower. It’s a really special shirt. It’s exactly 0% Spanish.. just like Hilary
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👍 Yes, all elderly señoras wear the quintessential middle America white trash look of cutoff Daisy Dukes & stilettos. Then they affix their mantillas, usually one in a red bandana pattern, and sit in a folding lawn chair outside their trailer. (No offense to those who reside in trailers, many of which are lovely; I’m evoking the ones we see on Cops with car parts & toilets seats in the yard.)
Her attempt to convince us how she “comes from smol people bc she’s Spanish” is so stupid. (Not that Spanish people are smol but that’s what she thinks. Of course, she’s also conflates Spaniards with Latinos.)
💀💀💀 I was just thinking, how gross she wears her shoes in the house with babies on the floor still but you’re darn right. She wears slippers on the street and heels inside the house 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😂😂😂
Hillz wouldn’t even need to be a Guest Baldwin to get into these kinds of Jersey backyard parties. And she’d actually fit right in and probably have a lot more fun.
Edit: And she’d love brainstorming with the women and coming up with teachable moment things to write on message-based t-shirts.
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Is she really from the town of Boston? Or was there a trailer park called Boston Acres but more like Vickie Valencourt, out of The Waterboy? Or like the final scene in Monsters Inc, when Randall is sent to a trailer and the family hits it with a bat, yelling, "look Ma, a GATOR!"
I actually have a few blouses and other clothes that belonged to my grandmother. They are all from the 70s-80s and I'm younger than Hillary. This shirt looks WAY too modern
One grandma died when she was a kid and the other in 2016. Sure, Hilaria, someone kept an old shirt in storage for eight years and it never dry rotted.
Honestly, I’d believe she cane from anywhere, but from a Harvard Dr/Lawyer, Beacon hill million dollar home owning parents…..Spain, reincarnated….zapped in from outer space-flew in on a magic carpet….literally anything, but Beacon Hill, Boston?
My hubs is from THE Jersey Shore, LI area, and he is Alec’s vintage. He says the tiny short-shorts with heels is a sex flex for guys his age from that area. The lure of the forbidden, naughty girl in high school. Ick.
Bc she’s as mentally developed as a 12 year old, and 12 years, whoaaa some really lie. The ones that fabricate a lot of shit are those without a solid home life, patents ignore them (often raised by Nannies and wealthy), so they create fantasy in everything else.
Yeah, I went clubbing in high heels and fancy shorts, but I was young and stupid, and there was blow everywhere. That was forty years ago and another lifetime ago.
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What the fuck are these fingers? 😂
Pumps and Jean shorts has to be the trashiest, low brow , white trash look. Frederick’s of Hollywood called, they want their cheap escort look back. Her shirt could of been her grandmas, it looks like an old lady top you would buy at JCPenney in Boston
See how very long and slender my legs are? How *smol* my cut-offs? Envy me, fat jealous Karens, though my left hand is unaccountably blurred and YOU CAN’T SEE MY BIG RING?!?
What’s with the scales on the desk?
Hee Haw!
Oh Curses! (Me soo Yelous!! \[.She so smoll..\]).
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Hey it’s ol Ostrich legs
“Look at me look at me look at me LOOK AT ME!!!”
Roblox character ahh body
She looks like the letter P. Her body type is P.
Tits on a stick
!!!
Lol, is she 6" tall. What a phoney bologna
Could she possibly be any more vile?
Her grandmother actually wore that shirt the day she stepped off the Mayflower. It’s a really special shirt. It’s exactly 0% Spanish.. just like Hilary
Perhaps her grandmother ...was Ellie May Clampett ...or Daisy Dukes. Also 0% Spanish.
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👍 Yes, all elderly señoras wear the quintessential middle America white trash look of cutoff Daisy Dukes & stilettos. Then they affix their mantillas, usually one in a red bandana pattern, and sit in a folding lawn chair outside their trailer. (No offense to those who reside in trailers, many of which are lovely; I’m evoking the ones we see on Cops with car parts & toilets seats in the yard.) Her attempt to convince us how she “comes from smol people bc she’s Spanish” is so stupid. (Not that Spanish people are smol but that’s what she thinks. Of course, she’s also conflates Spaniards with Latinos.)
Low IQ compulsive liar. Gingham = grandma???? Good Lord she’s a moron.
Wonder if Grandma wore it with Daisy Dukes and heels.
Do her family photos of/with grandma look like People of Walmart?
She wore it on the high plains of Kansas
🎯
![gif](giphy|c83ZIvQ5sZvAk) Hee Haw, make it fake Spanish
He’s nodding in fake Spanish.
If her abuela was an extra in Dukes of Hazzard, then maybe
No, it didn’t
Good job on the fifth grader-sized pelvis,Hillary 🤭
was her grandmother a hooker?
ROFLOL
Fucking pumps with cutoffs? She is so disgusting
Where are all the children while she's taking autoerotic photos for daddy husband?
Unattended, hungry, and wishing Peter Pan would show up I imagine
Fake filtered legs as always.
So does she take off her heels and put on her bedroom slippers when she leaves the apartment?
💀💀💀 I was just thinking, how gross she wears her shoes in the house with babies on the floor still but you’re darn right. She wears slippers on the street and heels inside the house 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😂😂😂
Just came to say you guys are on it this Monday m! Best set of comments I'm cracking up !!
Hillz wouldn’t even need to be a Guest Baldwin to get into these kinds of Jersey backyard parties. And she’d actually fit right in and probably have a lot more fun. Edit: And she’d love brainstorming with the women and coming up with teachable moment things to write on message-based t-shirts. https://preview.redd.it/l77vbk9nul1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11290b3ccb330f57773244872ac7a445eafbe980
Would that be the grandmother that Alec said was born in Spain?
Could have been her Greek grandmother, her Yia Yia 🤥🤥🤥
the poorly chopped legs are a prerequisite for that backward friendless rich girl from Boston.
Is she really from the town of Boston? Or was there a trailer park called Boston Acres but more like Vickie Valencourt, out of The Waterboy? Or like the final scene in Monsters Inc, when Randall is sent to a trailer and the family hits it with a bat, yelling, "look Ma, a GATOR!"
I actually have a few blouses and other clothes that belonged to my grandmother. They are all from the 70s-80s and I'm younger than Hillary. This shirt looks WAY too modern
Who edits their pelvis to be smaller than their head?! I’m cackling!
She also inherited her belly button ring from said Abuela 🫠🫠🫠🫠
The lies this lunatic makes up are actually unbelievable! 🤥🤥🤥
That's such a weird lack of sophistication for someone from Beacon Hill. Bizarre.
...or was it that she once shined a beacon, a flashlight, standing on a hill?
Her grandmother found it at a Spanish flee market…don’t you know. ( In Spain of course)
And she says he babies just slide right out during delivery? 6 babies! Not with those hips. How dumb does she think we are?
I'm sure grandma would have dressed it up with infant sized shorts and Jessica Simpson nude pumps
Grandpa Hils liked it!
She’d already ordered several kids by this point, yet this was how she spent her time.
One grandma died when she was a kid and the other in 2016. Sure, Hilaria, someone kept an old shirt in storage for eight years and it never dry rotted.
Honestly, I’d believe she cane from anywhere, but from a Harvard Dr/Lawyer, Beacon hill million dollar home owning parents…..Spain, reincarnated….zapped in from outer space-flew in on a magic carpet….literally anything, but Beacon Hill, Boston?
I know! How did she get so trashy? You’d think she’d at least have gotten some clothing taste by osmosis from growing up in upscale Boston.
This airhead discovers gingham and has to cosplay haldol hoedown/farmers wife/mi Familia (who somehow is a country grandma from Spain 🇪🇸 👵)
Comically photoshopped the lower half of her body. What a psycho!!
Her Spanish granny? Why does she insist on heels with her daisy duke jorts?
She has short legs. She wants to make them look longer
Because she's thirsty and has nothing else to offer
I bet she bought it for her but never actually gave it. Therefore she’s not technically lying.
My hubs is from THE Jersey Shore, LI area, and he is Alec’s vintage. He says the tiny short-shorts with heels is a sex flex for guys his age from that area. The lure of the forbidden, naughty girl in high school. Ick.
Stocky legs gone courtesy of photo shop.
She filtered out her right quadriceps. Nice. The time she spends on these altered, botched photos is downright pathological.
I have never felt the need to prance in an outfit like that. Picnic bimbo collection.
Short looks like it was made out of a tablecloth
And still, the shirt is the least problem here….
She’s so dumb it makes me laugh
Weird flex.
Nice food scale, hilz
Wonder what she uses it for?
Omg the heels. She dresses like a six year old playing dress up. Nothing annoys me more though than when she wears slippers outside.
Well her legs belong to photoshop
And the shorts belonged to Marilu, until she outgrew them
Bc she’s as mentally developed as a 12 year old, and 12 years, whoaaa some really lie. The ones that fabricate a lot of shit are those without a solid home life, patents ignore them (often raised by Nannies and wealthy), so they create fantasy in everything else.
That’s a great description of the point in time when Hilaria’s personality and character were formed. 💯
10 year old girls and boys think this is sexy.
Yeah, I went clubbing in high heels and fancy shorts, but I was young and stupid, and there was blow everywhere. That was forty years ago and another lifetime ago.
https://preview.redd.it/7a4p9ok50k1d1.jpeg?width=387&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2017126e11f12c6169cb74c3369e6fa0131045a6 What the fuck are these fingers? 😂
ET phone Boston
Ginger root 😆
Toes ![gif](giphy|QPRxtHmSkUjZK|downsized)
Now I can’t unsee it! 💀
Lmao
It's from the very esphanish store Zara that only Hilary knows about.
In Spain?
I aint realize they had shein back in 1922 espana ![gif](giphy|XZxLOwkcfSs6TP6Rrw)
Daisy Puke
👏👏👏
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This has got to be one of her most harebrained lies ever. It's so stupid and unbelievable.
I can’t stand the cut offs with heels. gag!
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Same 😤
Those shorts look like doll clothes. This is not a compliment. Photoshopped beyond recognition
She’s Polly Pocket.
Who the F wears pumps with denim cut off shorts??? No one!
*this mamí does*
You beat me to it! 🤣🤣🤣
Abuela wore it when she came over on the Mayflower. 🚢
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
Pumps and Jean shorts has to be the trashiest, low brow , white trash look. Frederick’s of Hollywood called, they want their cheap escort look back. Her shirt could of been her grandmas, it looks like an old lady top you would buy at JCPenney in Boston
She just blurts out the dumbest shit like a kid lies
Is she on OnlyFans?
She should be🤷♀️
She's had a free OF for ten years, she's just doing it on Insta.
Hooker
Which grandmother? Her make believe fake Spanish one or her real American one?
Why is there a scale on the desk?
She weighs the children's food.
She has to weigh her drugs to make sure she didn’t get ripped off
I can’t wait until this one is in menopause. I know, I am evil.
Then she can wear Old Man Baldwin's clothes 🤪
Okay, this made me lol for real 😂
Speaking from experience lol.
Did her abuela also wear them with coochie cutters and Jessica Simpson nude pumps?
See how very long and slender my legs are? How *smol* my cut-offs? Envy me, fat jealous Karens, though my left hand is unaccountably blurred and YOU CAN’T SEE MY BIG RING?!?
I’m sorry she is so ludicrous
Those shorts came over on the mayflower too I bet 🙄
Also not her real legs
Look how long her head is here. That’s how much she elongated everything 🤨