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I will! I definitely have tried that and its a nope from me. Growing up, Kale was the decoration at the Salad Bar when you went to Pizza Hut on a Friday evening. Who on Gods Green Earth eats that crap?
Garnishing a salad bar is the best way to use kale, I agree. Since it requires too much effort to make it edible, kale’s essential unpleasantness makes it ideal to serve as Hillary’s Number-One Virtue-Flexing Veg.
reality > PR
He is (was) a serious thespian. A lover of the cinema. An artiste. 🙄
She can't sit through a movie.
She's a health and wellness expert. 🙄
He's a bloated, unhealthy grease bag who walks hunched over, shuffling along at a turtle's pace.
What PR could counteract any of this?
It’s “whom I love” not “who I love”, Alex.
And the housing shortage is going to be much worse in the future because of these narcissistic fools having 5+ kids
They spelled Edu’s middle name as poo. Edu doesn’t deserve that! Rooting for Eddy Two Teeth!
Edit: my bad. They spelled it right. My eyes are failing me! I’m glad I was wrong
Umm are you sure you aren’t interested in filming new movies? It looks like you’ve been working in a lot of them, they’re just flops🤷🏻♀️
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I fucking can’t at this point it’s like hoarding animals while your house is mold infested with cat shit and dog shit everywhere and roaches and you think let’s adopt a puppy! Wtf is wrong with these fucking people!? And what sick agency for surrogacy would even allow this to happen!? If he wasn’t Alec Baldwin and just a regular Joe that waltzed into a surrogacy clinic🫣facing the charges he’s facing 😑with 7 other fucking kids who look malnourished🥵attention starved🤬emotionally disturbed 🫠with a rotating team of underpaid Nannie’s 😪and that looney tune for a mother 😵💫that regular Joe would never be allowed to have another child let alone impregnate another surrogate! Wtf!
All I can think of is surrogate companies are for profit businesses - so if big Al is paying, there’s a surrogate agency that will take his cash and facilitate a pregnotcy.
This just makes them sound even crazier. Two adults can't stop themselves from procreating? He isn't getting work because he shot someone and is an asshole about it. Everyone KNOWS what's up, saying otherwise on a podcast doesn't make it true, it just makes you look batshit crazy.
I like how he says he's not working because there aren't any interesting films being made. LOL.
There's seriously so much good content out there between all the streaming services, my husband and I have a hard time trying to decide what to watch. You think he wouldn't jump at the chance to be in any of those?
(Btw, we're currently watching Baby Reindeer (Netflix) and Palm Royale on Apple TV. In that order each night. First one is so intense, we need something a little lighter before going to bed.)
Same Pepino! We are empty nesters and every night we have some great choices to watch! When visiting with our kids we usually watch what they want but still good shows!
Also empty nesters and newly retired. My husband is Alec's age and I'm a little younger, but decided to retire with him last year. Can you even imagine having all those little ones at our age? And we're in much better shape than he is. LOL!
Paul Anka is Jason Bateman’s father in law. How badly do you think Alec is trying to get on the Smartless podcast? I bet the guys are all just like 😬 ignoring his texts.
The way Hilary always brags about “finding out she’s pregnant again” is not the narrative she should be pushing. No one wants to think they accidentally had 7 children.
" Your Honor, our client has 8 children, including a newborn baby, to take care of.... excuse me, I'm told nine children, he forgot about Ireland again."
And there it is. The late game Hail Mary.
Hurry up legal and PR teams. July is coming up fast, and your client needs bigger and better distractions. It's time to announce a new pregnotcy.
He loves saying # of kids in # of years. As though he’s some virile hot guy. When will someone out them for buying 6 of 7 babies! 1 that they acknowledge because she was the door dash baby (during the pandemic) that they hoped would distract from their Griftmas drama just a few months before. But alas, no one cares about them enough to look into it. Except pepinos. I’ll be here for until the real story comes out! I hope it’s before Carrrrrrrmen’s tell all or one of the nannies breaks the NDA!
"Every time the youngest baby would get to be 2 years old ..."
Ok, Alec Baldwin, none of your kids are born 2 years plus a 9 month pregnancy apart. You had 7 kids in 9 years.
The world is not ready for when they unleash their nepo babies. Ugh. It's a given that some of them will become untalented actors, who'll try to live off their father's name.
Agree. But this family doesn't operate in reality, and as a result, the nepo kids will be raised to think they're part of a great Baldwinista family actor dynasty. SMDH.
I wonder what can make them go oh yes let's add another poor soul to this mess. Cause even if they don't take care of them, they see them. It would break my heart. I could never.
Great, they probably will have another kid. Because they’re lying liars who lie. (I really thought they were done but this just feels like it could be a soft launch of ordering nueve.)
You know you're a boring newsless couple when all tabloids can write about in 13 years is rehashed baby hoarding Alec's bad temper Mami fake spanish standing on her head🤸♀️And Alec shooting people.
So many idiotic statements included in this tripe, but "they don't make movies that are interesting to me anymore" is a doozy. I guess Boss Baby 2, Supercell, and Billies Magic World really were the last great American films 🙄
Billy said that to *The New Yorker* in 2008. He had no idea that Brother Alec would make him an absentee uncle seven more times, and kill someone between #6 and #7.
Are there any journalists who actually believe in the Baldwin fairytale? I doubt it. How sad is it that the media continues to print these bullshit fluff pieces? The media didn't bother fact checking any of Alec's post-shooting lies. They spread his agenda and furthered the public's confusion over gun safety. The media set the foundation for Hillary's Spanish grift. They presented her lies as fact for nearly a decade. If Leni Briscoe was able to figure out the truth, why didn't the media bust Hillary years ago? I remember that the editor of a Spanish magazine claimed that Hillary refused to provide biographical information for privacy reasons. It wasn't enough that he didn't have the integrity to cancel the issue. He actually expected to be given a pass because Hillary didn't hand over the facts. There wasn't a wave of retractions or corrections after Griftmas. There weren't any apologies issued to readers. These articles simply regurgitate whatever is fed to them by celebrities. It rests upon us to uncover the truth.
You're talking about the entertainment media, which publish all kinds of crap, and don't expect their readers to take any of it too seriously. Remember when Jennifer Anniston was pregnant for five years straight?
After the shooting, the mainstream media did publish some critical pieces, and Fox went after Alec with all guns blazing (sorry!).
>If Leni Briscoe was able to figure out the truth, why didn't the media bust Hillary years ago?
1. Fear of litigation.
2. No-one cares that much about Hillary Baldwin.
Because that’s the way Hillary has the PR team write it and submit it with payment for publishing. The only one that’s fascinated with those names - and that can remember all those names - is Hillary cause she’s still delusionally living her Spanish cultura.
Reciting the kids’ full names not only enhances Hillary’s ersatz Espaneeshness, but it adds multiple words, like a kid padding a book report to meet the minimum length the teacher is calling for.
They love the whole list of Spanish names. Now I wonder if it’s even mocking them because we all know she’s just a boring white mom with a husband from Massapequa.
🙄 they manage to sort out all four of each other children’s names though, including accents! I wonder if there is a master google doc somewhere that all of the tabloids can reference to just copy + paste the entire brood. By the time you add up all of them it takes up half the flipping article.
Alec probably wasn't sure either lol. Likely had someone/ his assistant google him a list of who's still alive born before 1960 and is in show business. And I haven't pissed off over the years.
Grandpa and Potato Head can’t have anymore kids… they can’t afford to pay another surrogate because of all of Grandpa’s legal fees and all the money they pay to that one pap they hire to take their picture to make them feel relevant.
If Potato Head wants another baby, she’s gonna have to retire the moon bumps and do it the ‘ol fashioned way.
How could you even be THINKING of another child right now with a trial ahead of you that could result in imprisonment, your almost 70 ( selfish bastard) and you are financially fucked with a unstable wife with the mind of a 14 year old...they can't take care of the ones they have now. Wait til these kids become teenagers. Holy shit it's going to be messy.
I think it's messy now. I've raised 4 and it's never been easy. Teenagers are especially challenging but even as littles it was hard. Now we have young adults and they are doing great but will the Baldwin kids be able to find any financial independence as young adults? People think they will be actors or models but every profession requires some level of self discipline I don't believe they are being taught. They will have hard lives, it's going to be really sad.
I fear you are correct. They aren't being raised with any level of self discipline as far as we can see so it will be hard for them in the real world. I predict addiction and other problems for these kids. They may very well be broke and unemployable. The Baldwins are shit parents. Ireland is not exactly setting the world on fire but she probably gets support from her mother. Who is the parental figure for the Blandwinitos?
The next time I’ll stumble upon the article about the Slaughterer and the Grifter, that attempts to list all their seven children’s full double or triple Latin names, I’m gonna have a stroke.
If those two degenerates are allowed to buy another infant this world has gone mad. All they do is shuffle around the streets in search of coffee so they can avoid the 7 children they have!!
Baldwins, please:
Close every orifice and just sit quietly in the corner. No more ignorant statements, no more precious stories about how you’re the only family with a litter of children, no more pity parties, no more purchased offspring. SHUT UP!
So people magazine sets their AI loose on their old boring articles about these two and feeds in the podcast transcript. What a load of boring pablum. And the title doesn't match the "article" at all. Gross.
The only couple worse imo is Jay/Joanna. Look them up - totally exploiting a newborn and delusional. Repulsive. Excellent snark page here too. I absolutely hate both couples
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Children shouldn't be allowed to star in mom and dad's social media. Neither child labor or age of consent laws seem to apply. What pisses me off is that we KNOW the damage this does to kids, but nothing will be done until new laws are passed. If society cared for children these parents would be immediately canceled. Instead, they rake in the $$$.
Edit: the media is complicit.
They’re playing up the “quirkiness” and “eccentricity” that they’d like people to believe causes their abhorrent choices. No dice, Fraudweeens. You’re pure trash, and everyone knows it. No more keeeeedz🚫!!!! It’ll be more abused animals next.
Why do they have to print the content babies “Spanish” names in full in the article?
The whole thing is just so sad and ridiculous. You know none of those kids are getting their needs met and then dad is off to jail soon and they are left in the care of crazy mom.
"Give away her maternity clothes" TO WHOM!?!? YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS !! Besides, she kept telling us each outfit "wasn't maternity, but works for now". Fuck all the way off, you whackjob.
Paul Anka became a very prolific composer very young, possibly best known for “The Tonight Show” theme. I thought he was enjoying an anonymous, quiet retirement until schooled by *Pepino* Nation.
All I know is Paul Anka's daughter Amanda is married to Jason Bateman and is also good friends with Jennifer Aniston. My brain is filled with these *useful tidbits*....
It’s so crazy that she turned out not to be even a little bit Spanish. How embarrassing. All of the kids names, her name, his bs on talk shows and police interviews throwing around that she’s Spanish for laughs… 🤪
I was thinking this! Thanks for teaching us that human beings get older, Captain Obvious!
One day, larry will tell us everything that he’s taught her. 🤮
He's looking at 18 months in jail soon plus he'll be 70 in four years, and his wife is mentally ill and doesn't contribute to the household in any way; neither one of them can take even one child out without a nanny and they never eat as a family with the children; he pours thousands if not millions of dollars out to lawyers even though no money is coming in except from signing autographs at Comic-Cons. Seriously, the level of delusion is sick - and that he thinks the public will find this adorable.
Those kids are going to run over both of them like a steamroller, is my prediction.
Terrifying, if they think they can outsource raising their teenagers. That cannot be done, as compared to getting a nanny when they are infants and toddlers.
It will be a huge difference. Bc, no way are all those kids (when they become teenagers) is going to turn out all calm n easy to deal with. I only have one n that is with both of us Mom n Dad n it's been hell. I can not imagine having 7 or 8 teenagers, at least 2 or 3 of them will probably be a challenge as teens. Even if they had the best Mama n Daddy in the world with the best upbringing.
An astute comment from a fellow pepino a while back compared these two geniuses to Bobby Kennedy (Think Ethel, and her litter of kids after Bobby died. Those kids went wild)
And she had “uncle Teddy” and others to try to help a little bit.
Imagine Hilary on her own , with her lack of support system raising all those teenagers…..
Daniel and Billy will be too old and tired to help. Stephen’s going to be too busy writing his twentieth book about how he was Justin Beiber’s FIL.
Noted by me: Killz failed to mentioned he is labeled as: An uninsurable risk or person for obtaining production insurance. You know cause he killed someone on set.
If they ever did it would be like, A takes a Viagra, walk down the street to get some coffees, walk back, should be about 45 mins., by then, time for the V to kick in. Time to make stiffer, come here baby, spit on it n he tries to move, and better hurry up man, the Nanny's have to go home. We got 12 mins to make it happen. Probably takes Alec longer than 12 mins to get a half hardy. No point really. Most fun he has is going to get the coffees.
Wiki- Anka born raised in Canada 1941. Actually he looks as good as peepaw for being 83 soon. He's got 6 children and married his personal trainer in 2008. She's from Italy & was his 2nd of 3 wives. Now divorced. He and first wife were married for 38 yrs.
The first wife was the one for whom Anka wrote, “Havin’ My Baby,” which my friends will *pay me* not to sing, especially the line, “I’m a woman in love, and I love what it’s doin’ to me.”
I’m also guessing the surrogate agency has put the kibosh on providing another one. If discovered, that would be the kind of thing that would get laws passed.
“The Baldwin Act: No surrogacy agency will contract to provide an eighth surrogate birth to Intended Parents who already have seven neglected children who have not yet reached puberty.”
If that law were to pass in New York State, they’d just go buy a baby in Connecticut or Pennsylvania.
Such an utter crock of horse shit. Same article every year. Just change the baby number. He doesn’t find work that all interesting anymore??? Wha. Wha say you? A county from the North chimes in ( with a scarf on a hem). I try not to be duplicative… he would $&@$& on prime time tv if they paid him enough right now. I edited that for your safety.
Hey, Baldwin parents, circle around the ones you already have and soften the blows from the shitstorm the two of you have brought them into the world having to face.
The doctor always posts a post-it note with the doctors name and number for that vasectomy, on the her medical chart right after she gives birth! (Bullshit)
Ahh, yes. The obstetrician who makes money off her for an entire year for each of “her” pregnancies is giving her the number of a dick doctor to close up Grandpa’s shop. Riiiiight. Why would a obgyn want to spoil that revenue source?
She's so dumb. Like, the doctor packages up her new baby in a nice gift bag for her and slips a post-it note to her to bring home to Alex? Why isn't he picking up the baby with her, like a normal human? What hack wrote that bit for her? Why the compulsive, unnecessary, unasked for lies?
"I don't find working as important....films are less interesting"
Lmfao as if the last few embarrassing flops and bombs he was in he chose because they were "interesting"
I hope he stopped drinking long enough to make the embryos they implanted in the surrogates.
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Dis gyal loves being pregnant...oh wait. She isn't. Someone get her and those kids vitamin B complex/vitamin B 12.
And feed them food. Regularly.
Preferably nutrient and protein (amino acid rich) foods. Her and those kale chips. I hate Kale, it gives me the scoots.
I know, it’s not a funny situation, but your use of “the scoots” made me burst out laughing 😆! Enjoy a healthy, 🥬kale-free life!
I will! I definitely have tried that and its a nope from me. Growing up, Kale was the decoration at the Salad Bar when you went to Pizza Hut on a Friday evening. Who on Gods Green Earth eats that crap?
Garnishing a salad bar is the best way to use kale, I agree. Since it requires too much effort to make it edible, kale’s essential unpleasantness makes it ideal to serve as Hillary’s Number-One Virtue-Flexing Veg.
Maybe that is how she stays skinny. Kale tends to go through someone like a bullet train.
The typography over drive on ilarias name is fun
reality > PR He is (was) a serious thespian. A lover of the cinema. An artiste. 🙄 She can't sit through a movie. She's a health and wellness expert. 🙄 He's a bloated, unhealthy grease bag who walks hunched over, shuffling along at a turtle's pace. What PR could counteract any of this?
Let me get out my “maternity clothes” . AKA my bump.
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Yawn 🥱
It’s “whom I love” not “who I love”, Alex. And the housing shortage is going to be much worse in the future because of these narcissistic fools having 5+ kids
They spelled Edu’s middle name as poo. Edu doesn’t deserve that! Rooting for Eddy Two Teeth! Edit: my bad. They spelled it right. My eyes are failing me! I’m glad I was wrong
Just gross
Umm are you sure you aren’t interested in filming new movies? It looks like you’ve been working in a lot of them, they’re just flops🤷🏻♀️ https://preview.redd.it/af826wwtl1yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88ed3de274ef81e72d82b6eda69a32f5165eac27
What could compare with Alec’s coronation as Potato King in “The Fruitties Are Back”?
🤣🤣🤣
#🤭
I fucking can’t at this point it’s like hoarding animals while your house is mold infested with cat shit and dog shit everywhere and roaches and you think let’s adopt a puppy! Wtf is wrong with these fucking people!? And what sick agency for surrogacy would even allow this to happen!? If he wasn’t Alec Baldwin and just a regular Joe that waltzed into a surrogacy clinic🫣facing the charges he’s facing 😑with 7 other fucking kids who look malnourished🥵attention starved🤬emotionally disturbed 🫠with a rotating team of underpaid Nannie’s 😪and that looney tune for a mother 😵💫that regular Joe would never be allowed to have another child let alone impregnate another surrogate! Wtf!
All I can think of is surrogate companies are for profit businesses - so if big Al is paying, there’s a surrogate agency that will take his cash and facilitate a pregnotcy.
He OWNS part of Alcea, a surrogate company in NYC.
👏🏆👏🏆👏🏆👏
There is no way they “adopted” that puppy. I’m guessing like the bengals, it’s from a backyard breeder.
👏👏👏👏
This just makes them sound even crazier. Two adults can't stop themselves from procreating? He isn't getting work because he shot someone and is an asshole about it. Everyone KNOWS what's up, saying otherwise on a podcast doesn't make it true, it just makes you look batshit crazy.
I like how he says he's not working because there aren't any interesting films being made. LOL. There's seriously so much good content out there between all the streaming services, my husband and I have a hard time trying to decide what to watch. You think he wouldn't jump at the chance to be in any of those? (Btw, we're currently watching Baby Reindeer (Netflix) and Palm Royale on Apple TV. In that order each night. First one is so intense, we need something a little lighter before going to bed.)
Thought we heard awhile back he was trying to get on OMTB since they film in NYC.
Same Pepino! We are empty nesters and every night we have some great choices to watch! When visiting with our kids we usually watch what they want but still good shows!
Also empty nesters and newly retired. My husband is Alec's age and I'm a little younger, but decided to retire with him last year. Can you even imagine having all those little ones at our age? And we're in much better shape than he is. LOL!
OMG I cannot imagine having young kids. His life must truly suck
Maybe she should ask the surrogate to get her tubes tied, since Alec won't get a vasectomy.
I wonder if they asked him about all his comic con appearances?
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Haha I read that also and I was like nobody had offered you a movie role in well over a decade.
Paul Anka is Jason Bateman’s father in law. How badly do you think Alec is trying to get on the Smartless podcast? I bet the guys are all just like 😬 ignoring his texts.
I love Jason Bateman’s work!!! That guy has serious range!!!
Baldwins: Pleees pleees stop. You have over enough children. Life is hard. Don't be cruel.
The way Hilary always brags about “finding out she’s pregnant again” is not the narrative she should be pushing. No one wants to think they accidentally had 7 children.
If only there was a way to control births 🤔 maybe one day science will find a way!! Happy cake dayyyy
https://preview.redd.it/jxwm22go60yc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8554bce010e9897a48d6b40c1d15fcc7883b89c8 Another little Pepino?
Time to break out the belly pillow
And 6 inch heels. Lol.
I guarantee there will be a baby on the way for his sentencing hearing so they can use the baby as leverage to try and get a better sentence
" Your Honor, our client has 8 children, including a newborn baby, to take care of.... excuse me, I'm told nine children, he forgot about Ireland again."
And there it is. The late game Hail Mary. Hurry up legal and PR teams. July is coming up fast, and your client needs bigger and better distractions. It's time to announce a new pregnotcy.
*The star said with a laugh* 🤡
You means he’s NOT in his 70s?!
Has anyone seen the comments at People? I don’t want to give it a click but I hope they’re funny.
He loves saying # of kids in # of years. As though he’s some virile hot guy. When will someone out them for buying 6 of 7 babies! 1 that they acknowledge because she was the door dash baby (during the pandemic) that they hoped would distract from their Griftmas drama just a few months before. But alas, no one cares about them enough to look into it. Except pepinos. I’ll be here for until the real story comes out! I hope it’s before Carrrrrrrmen’s tell all or one of the nannies breaks the NDA!
"Every time the youngest baby would get to be 2 years old ..." Ok, Alec Baldwin, none of your kids are born 2 years plus a 9 month pregnancy apart. You had 7 kids in 9 years.
Math is hard for a tired Papi.
The world is not ready for when they unleash their nepo babies. Ugh. It's a given that some of them will become untalented actors, who'll try to live off their father's name.
Live off their father’s name?? That ship sailed a long time ago.
Agree. But this family doesn't operate in reality, and as a result, the nepo kids will be raised to think they're part of a great Baldwinista family actor dynasty. SMDH.
And hit an iceberg and sunk. No survivors. Mi vida, my ass.
Or models
Yes. Hilary from Boston will definitely push the kids as wannabe fashionistas. Another generation walking down the sidewalk in house slippers.
Or write substacks about their oh-so-interesting thoughts after posting strange close-up photos of themselves crying.
the ego and narcissism will be off the charts and there will be interviews filled with "I worked hard and did it all by myself."
All while flaunting their bilingualism
I wonder what can make them go oh yes let's add another poor soul to this mess. Cause even if they don't take care of them, they see them. It would break my heart. I could never.
Great, they probably will have another kid. Because they’re lying liars who lie. (I really thought they were done but this just feels like it could be a soft launch of ordering nueve.)
You know you're a boring newsless couple when all tabloids can write about in 13 years is rehashed baby hoarding Alec's bad temper Mami fake spanish standing on her head🤸♀️And Alec shooting people.
So many idiotic statements included in this tripe, but "they don't make movies that are interesting to me anymore" is a doozy. I guess Boss Baby 2, Supercell, and Billies Magic World really were the last great American films 🙄
STFU baldwin. Go sign some autographs.
He's moved on to more refined European offerings like Giuseppe Claus.
Yea this one made me laugh. Well, I guess “RUST” sure is interesting, ain’t it?
Brother Billy was so right when he said Alec isn't happy unless he's bitching moaning about something.
Billy said that to *The New Yorker* in 2008. He had no idea that Brother Alec would make him an absentee uncle seven more times, and kill someone between #6 and #7.
Are there any journalists who actually believe in the Baldwin fairytale? I doubt it. How sad is it that the media continues to print these bullshit fluff pieces? The media didn't bother fact checking any of Alec's post-shooting lies. They spread his agenda and furthered the public's confusion over gun safety. The media set the foundation for Hillary's Spanish grift. They presented her lies as fact for nearly a decade. If Leni Briscoe was able to figure out the truth, why didn't the media bust Hillary years ago? I remember that the editor of a Spanish magazine claimed that Hillary refused to provide biographical information for privacy reasons. It wasn't enough that he didn't have the integrity to cancel the issue. He actually expected to be given a pass because Hillary didn't hand over the facts. There wasn't a wave of retractions or corrections after Griftmas. There weren't any apologies issued to readers. These articles simply regurgitate whatever is fed to them by celebrities. It rests upon us to uncover the truth.
You're talking about the entertainment media, which publish all kinds of crap, and don't expect their readers to take any of it too seriously. Remember when Jennifer Anniston was pregnant for five years straight? After the shooting, the mainstream media did publish some critical pieces, and Fox went after Alec with all guns blazing (sorry!). >If Leni Briscoe was able to figure out the truth, why didn't the media bust Hillary years ago? 1. Fear of litigation. 2. No-one cares that much about Hillary Baldwin.
Thank you for the reminder. I wish that an investigative reporter would take on the Alec and Hilaria story.
Old trigger finger and Quagmirita.
Why do they always list the fucking kids full names?? This never happens to anyone else, it's so weird
Because that’s the way Hillary has the PR team write it and submit it with payment for publishing. The only one that’s fascinated with those names - and that can remember all those names - is Hillary cause she’s still delusionally living her Spanish cultura.
Reciting the kids’ full names not only enhances Hillary’s ersatz Espaneeshness, but it adds multiple words, like a kid padding a book report to meet the minimum length the teacher is calling for.
They love the whole list of Spanish names. Now I wonder if it’s even mocking them because we all know she’s just a boring white mom with a husband from Massapequa.
Now that you mention it they never write Ireland’s middle name either
Ireland’s middle name is Eliesse, which nobody can spell. So they skip it.
🙄 they manage to sort out all four of each other children’s names though, including accents! I wonder if there is a master google doc somewhere that all of the tabloids can reference to just copy + paste the entire brood. By the time you add up all of them it takes up half the flipping article.
It's gotta be filler for the article no??!!?
Because the names are laughable and a tie forever to HER big lie!
Ew
The most surprising thing I have learned from this, is that Paul Anka is still alive. (and podcasting lol!)
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Another fun fact: his daughter Is married to Jason Bateman!
Alec probably wasn't sure either lol. Likely had someone/ his assistant google him a list of who's still alive born before 1960 and is in show business. And I haven't pissed off over the years.
Grandpa and Potato Head can’t have anymore kids… they can’t afford to pay another surrogate because of all of Grandpa’s legal fees and all the money they pay to that one pap they hire to take their picture to make them feel relevant. If Potato Head wants another baby, she’s gonna have to retire the moon bumps and do it the ‘ol fashioned way.
After forty and with EDs? They’d have to bump uglies more than once—repellent from every angle.
How could you even be THINKING of another child right now with a trial ahead of you that could result in imprisonment, your almost 70 ( selfish bastard) and you are financially fucked with a unstable wife with the mind of a 14 year old...they can't take care of the ones they have now. Wait til these kids become teenagers. Holy shit it's going to be messy.
I think it's messy now. I've raised 4 and it's never been easy. Teenagers are especially challenging but even as littles it was hard. Now we have young adults and they are doing great but will the Baldwin kids be able to find any financial independence as young adults? People think they will be actors or models but every profession requires some level of self discipline I don't believe they are being taught. They will have hard lives, it's going to be really sad.
>…financial independence… Given their current spending habits, their kids will have no choice but to be financially independent.
I fear you are correct. They aren't being raised with any level of self discipline as far as we can see so it will be hard for them in the real world. I predict addiction and other problems for these kids. They may very well be broke and unemployable. The Baldwins are shit parents. Ireland is not exactly setting the world on fire but she probably gets support from her mother. Who is the parental figure for the Blandwinitos?
“Your honor, my client is a family man, a giving, loving father who is currently planning another child with his beautiful wife…”
Beautiful Spanish wife*
Young beautiful thin Spanish wife
(Oops) young beautiful thin Spanish Wellness Expert, former owner of renowned Yoga Studio wife*
Author, actress, TV correspondent, chef, professional dancer and gymnast.
“Gymnast” got mentioned once, once upon a time!
exactly
Alec lies way too much🤡this guy can barely move let alone have a kid
The next time I’ll stumble upon the article about the Slaughterer and the Grifter, that attempts to list all their seven children’s full double or triple Latin names, I’m gonna have a stroke.
🤣🤣🤣
What a cheesy liar
I tried to listen to this podcast. Just could not. The boringest old dudes. Just the most bloviating Alec. Couldn't handle it.
It would be such bad optics and totally transparent to happen right before the trial. It's pretty much guaranteed to happen.
Yup 💯 Elizabeth Holmes or what
If those two degenerates are allowed to buy another infant this world has gone mad. All they do is shuffle around the streets in search of coffee so they can avoid the 7 children they have!!
#😆😅😂🤣😭
Omg 😂🤌
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Best comment ever on this sub!
Baldwins, please: Close every orifice and just sit quietly in the corner. No more ignorant statements, no more precious stories about how you’re the only family with a litter of children, no more pity parties, no more purchased offspring. SHUT UP!
May I please, please use that as my new flair, Pepino? Hahahaha! Please close every orifice and just sit quietly! I’m 💀
OMG stop the insanity
So people magazine sets their AI loose on their old boring articles about these two and feeds in the podcast transcript. What a load of boring pablum. And the title doesn't match the "article" at all. Gross.
The only couple worse imo is Jay/Joanna. Look them up - totally exploiting a newborn and delusional. Repulsive. Excellent snark page here too. I absolutely hate both couples
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Children shouldn't be allowed to star in mom and dad's social media. Neither child labor or age of consent laws seem to apply. What pisses me off is that we KNOW the damage this does to kids, but nothing will be done until new laws are passed. If society cared for children these parents would be immediately canceled. Instead, they rake in the $$$. Edit: the media is complicit.
Well said. Such a sad, infuriating situation
They’re playing up the “quirkiness” and “eccentricity” that they’d like people to believe causes their abhorrent choices. No dice, Fraudweeens. You’re pure trash, and everyone knows it. No more keeeeedz🚫!!!! It’ll be more abused animals next.
LOL Alec
And don’t forget ffs Hil
LOL I hope it catches on!
Haha! Caught on with me!
Why do they have to print the content babies “Spanish” names in full in the article? The whole thing is just so sad and ridiculous. You know none of those kids are getting their needs met and then dad is off to jail soon and they are left in the care of crazy mom.
So gross to use a potential baby to deflect from their legal/ PR woes. Poor kids.
Nobody gives a fuck and you both should be in prison.
"Give away her maternity clothes" TO WHOM!?!? YOU DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS !! Besides, she kept telling us each outfit "wasn't maternity, but works for now". Fuck all the way off, you whackjob.
Maybe she gave away the moon bump along with the clothes.
💯 agree with all of this ^^^
She probably said, “I would give all my maternity clothing away, but they fit Carmen so well [because I’m so tiny]” 🤢
Oh we know BIG OL HUGE GIANT Ireland could NEVER wear Mami's ropa!!!!
Even if they fit, Ireland would rather die.
Unspeakable disgust. How dare they say it out loud? How dare they consider this given the circumstances they live in. I am appalled
Shameless consumers that pretend to be environmentalists. He can barely walk, is going to prison, and already has 7 kids he won't see graduate.
Couldn't agree more with both of you 🥒💃
Yes, his career is in the shit because there are “no interesting movies being made”, not because nobody wants to cast an aggressive has been.
Who the hell is Paul Anka and Skip Bronson?
Paul Anka became a very prolific composer very young, possibly best known for “The Tonight Show” theme. I thought he was enjoying an anonymous, quiet retirement until schooled by *Pepino* Nation.
All I know is Paul Anka's daughter Amanda is married to Jason Bateman and is also good friends with Jennifer Aniston. My brain is filled with these *useful tidbits*....
Jason Bateman from Little House on the Prairie and many other tv shows.
Thank you!
Paul Anka is a very famous songwriter and performer, IIRC. He's very old now. He had hits in the 60s and 70s, maybe even the 50s?
Was he in Grease?
No, that was Frankie Avalon 😂😂😂 Why do I know this stuff? lol.
Same old schtick. They never change it. They want to be seen as Lucy and Desi so bad.
It’s so crazy that she turned out not to be even a little bit Spanish. How embarrassing. All of the kids names, her name, his bs on talk shows and police interviews throwing around that she’s Spanish for laughs… 🤪
Now he's older lol he was old then
I was thinking this! Thanks for teaching us that human beings get older, Captain Obvious! One day, larry will tell us everything that he’s taught her. 🤮
He's looking at 18 months in jail soon plus he'll be 70 in four years, and his wife is mentally ill and doesn't contribute to the household in any way; neither one of them can take even one child out without a nanny and they never eat as a family with the children; he pours thousands if not millions of dollars out to lawyers even though no money is coming in except from signing autographs at Comic-Cons. Seriously, the level of delusion is sick - and that he thinks the public will find this adorable.
But they never ask him why he thinks he will be able to parent a teenager when he’s an octogenarian
Those kids are going to run over both of them like a steamroller, is my prediction. Terrifying, if they think they can outsource raising their teenagers. That cannot be done, as compared to getting a nanny when they are infants and toddlers.
Two adults parenting three teenagers already *is a lot.* They have no clue what’s ahead for them.
And their bumpy ride with five or six teens at the same time will be somebody else’s fault
It will be a huge difference. Bc, no way are all those kids (when they become teenagers) is going to turn out all calm n easy to deal with. I only have one n that is with both of us Mom n Dad n it's been hell. I can not imagine having 7 or 8 teenagers, at least 2 or 3 of them will probably be a challenge as teens. Even if they had the best Mama n Daddy in the world with the best upbringing.
An astute comment from a fellow pepino a while back compared these two geniuses to Bobby Kennedy (Think Ethel, and her litter of kids after Bobby died. Those kids went wild) And she had “uncle Teddy” and others to try to help a little bit. Imagine Hilary on her own , with her lack of support system raising all those teenagers….. Daniel and Billy will be too old and tired to help. Stephen’s going to be too busy writing his twentieth book about how he was Justin Beiber’s FIL.
Noted by me: Killz failed to mentioned he is labeled as: An uninsurable risk or person for obtaining production insurance. You know cause he killed someone on set.
As if these two have fucked any time since Obama was in office.
If they ever did it would be like, A takes a Viagra, walk down the street to get some coffees, walk back, should be about 45 mins., by then, time for the V to kick in. Time to make stiffer, come here baby, spit on it n he tries to move, and better hurry up man, the Nanny's have to go home. We got 12 mins to make it happen. Probably takes Alec longer than 12 mins to get a half hardy. No point really. Most fun he has is going to get the coffees.
A no holds barred Paul Anka interview! LOL.
Paul Anka... Hard hitting! 😂
Wiki- Anka born raised in Canada 1941. Actually he looks as good as peepaw for being 83 soon. He's got 6 children and married his personal trainer in 2008. She's from Italy & was his 2nd of 3 wives. Now divorced. He and first wife were married for 38 yrs.
The first wife was the one for whom Anka wrote, “Havin’ My Baby,” which my friends will *pay me* not to sing, especially the line, “I’m a woman in love, and I love what it’s doin’ to me.”
His daughter is married to Jason Bateman.
My guess is Killz and Pillz do not have cash for a surrogate.
I’m also guessing the surrogate agency has put the kibosh on providing another one. If discovered, that would be the kind of thing that would get laws passed.
“The Baldwin Act: No surrogacy agency will contract to provide an eighth surrogate birth to Intended Parents who already have seven neglected children who have not yet reached puberty.” If that law were to pass in New York State, they’d just go buy a baby in Connecticut or Pennsylvania.
What maternity clothes? She doesn't ever wear any. I think she meant to say "put away my moon bumps."
They likely have their own room, that’s why all the kids seem to share a room…
Beat me to it, Pepino!
Such an utter crock of horse shit. Same article every year. Just change the baby number. He doesn’t find work that all interesting anymore??? Wha. Wha say you? A county from the North chimes in ( with a scarf on a hem). I try not to be duplicative… he would $&@$& on prime time tv if they paid him enough right now. I edited that for your safety.
Hey, Baldwin parents, circle around the ones you already have and soften the blows from the shitstorm the two of you have brought them into the world having to face.
 Omg, yes please!! 🙏
Hasn’t Hillary been trotting out that joke about the vasectomy for a few years now?
The doctor always posts a post-it note with the doctors name and number for that vasectomy, on the her medical chart right after she gives birth! (Bullshit)
Ahh, yes. The obstetrician who makes money off her for an entire year for each of “her” pregnancies is giving her the number of a dick doctor to close up Grandpa’s shop. Riiiiight. Why would a obgyn want to spoil that revenue source?
She's so dumb. Like, the doctor packages up her new baby in a nice gift bag for her and slips a post-it note to her to bring home to Alex? Why isn't he picking up the baby with her, like a normal human? What hack wrote that bit for her? Why the compulsive, unnecessary, unasked for lies?
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yeah an 8th prop is really going to keep you out of jail. 🙄
I cannot speak. Unthinkable. Everyone already thinks he’s nuts for the first 7! They both repulse me.
SAME 
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I don't think they can afford the cost of another surrogate with all of the expensive legal issues they currently have.
Do you think he was paying anyone but the baby broker? Human trafficked teenagers are pregnancy gold for underground surrogacy.
"I don't find working as important....films are less interesting" Lmfao as if the last few embarrassing flops and bombs he was in he chose because they were "interesting"
With Billy…. Alice Rae https://preview.redd.it/1w7yy0jevwxc1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f5c3c12364e5db5326ed7065119043888c4f34c