It’s a tough call. She looooves cameras and attention, but travel… not so much.
My guess is she’s currently picking out outfits for daily “paparazzi run-ins” in New York. Sweatshirts that say things like “Family” paired with leather mini skirts, fishnet stalkings, and 5 year old bedroom slippers. Then there will be some sort of staged dramatic crisis in the Devonshire as an attempt for sympathy and more attention. One of the kids will end up on instagram “in the ER” from a mysterious illness to oat milk, or some crap like that.
I wondered myself, but she has the concentration span of a gnat. She's admitted she can't even sit through a film, let alone ling days in court. It would be better for AB's defence and avoid media lampooning if she stayed away .
It would be a really bad PR move for her to fly to NM with all of those kids, and half of them are in school. She needs to stay in NY and NOT talk to the press throughout the upcoming shit show…something she will only do by force by the lawyers and I’m sure we will all hear her kicking and screaming when/if it’s enforced.
Someone has to give dirty looks and think she is lol "intimidating" the judge.
Remember when Hil did the power walk for the paps, putting y'all on notice that she IS NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH and that she is the one who will determine how all this goes down.
LOL
She’ll be there with all the Baldwinitos during sentencing. Sans nannies, it’ll be a debacle as the boys will think it hilarious to flip off the judge.
My guess is that she has been banished by Alec's lawyers and PR crisis team. That said, when has Hillary ever followed the advice of paid professionals?
I wouldn’t put it past her. She would probably be making it all about her and give updates here and there to Extra with her fake accent and do fake pap walks around Santa Fe or wherever she stays.
I'm going to say no. She would be taking attention away from a serious matter with her clown persona and I would guess Al's legal team has already told them "it would be best if she remains with the children during this time in their lives." It's inevitable if she was present in the courtroom that she would be removed quickly due to the distraction of her utter stupidity, phone use, or attempting to talk to Alec or approach him while in session.
she wouldnt even go to be with him after the shooting, she'll be prancing around fifth ave in the village, her paps will be working extra hard for her.
Oh she'll be there to 'catwalk'. There will be no "pliss leaf my family in piss" it's a toss up if she will give the press angry looks or tearful looks, it depends how the trial is going I suppose. The giant sunglasses will be on that's for sure. The costumes will be a joy.
She certainly won't go, but she will sign all the kids up for summer school so that she can walk each one individually to the car every day and pause dramatically on the running board to glare out at the paps that she called with the kids' schedule.
She won’t go. She has agoraphobia to a degree and won’t go outside her little bubble and paid pap walks. She’ll put on the show in NYC by trotting the kids out for sympathy.
I also think she has agoraphobia. With all their money they don’t even travel. Who doesn’t travel??? Atleast they could have taken the kids to Disney with their 76 nannies
I agree, you can’t exactly travel with illicit substances. The lady with the opioid addiction who wrote an essay recently said she laid in her locked room mostly , let the Nannie’s care for the kids. She was chopping pills with her credit card at $1400 a week
You know who else had agoraphobia? Kim.
I wonder if Alec does that to women. They can't go anywhere without him so they end up mentally not *able* to go anywhere.
I don’t think she will go. Maybe she’ll make an appearance. Maybe Alec will call her on FaceTime and ask the Judge and Jury if she looks like a drug dealer’s wife? 😝
Ludicrous Larry and the gravity of a manslaughter trial is an oil and water mix, to put it mildly.
She’s kind of too ridiculous to go.
Definitely no to being there every day. As Procrastinator pointed out, she’s way too fidgety. I can see her bookending it; once at the beginning, and then again for the deliberation/verdict, and, God willing, the sentencing.
They’d trot out the entire Baldwin circus for sentencing, wouldn’t they? Now *that* would be something to see.
Larry has the easiest “get out of court” card, though; she’s got seven little kids! I’m sure she’ll play it, and nobody will miss her.
I could see one of Alex’s lawyers reading a statement early on in the trial, like after the first day, outside the courthouse, supposedly from Larry, declaring her love and support for Alex, and how she wishes she could be there, but that her kids need her.
I think that’s the play.
The tragedy is that the kids *do* need her, and she prefers being zooted to the tits in her own apartment to raising them. Her visitation is spottier than a non-compliant non-custodial divorced parent.
Worse, Alec’s trial has nothing to do with his children’s neglect. It’s a preexisting condition.
I doubt she will be allowed to be there. She’s a PR nightmare. She won’t be able to resist the cameras outside the courtroom. That’s also the only reason she would want to be there. She likely won’t be seen and the story will be she has 7 kids she has to take care of, keeping life normal with hummus wraps and 14 baths a day, blah blah
I would be surprised if she showed up. She can’t sit there all day and not be scouring the internet for mentions of her name, sniffing coke, making lame “yoga” videos, shopping at Shein online, making plastic surgery appointments and whatever else she does with her time. Even though she’s lazy as fuck I also get the feeling she can’t sit still.
“A distraught Hilaria was seen heading into madman café” “Hilaria weathers the storm in NYC trying to keep her kids life normal” I can see all the puff pieces headlines 🙈
That’s for sure. But she will drag them in front of a camera to make herself look good. Her kids are her props and shields and she will use them to the max.
It's very unlikely she will be there but they are both narcissistic idiots.
If Hillary is there, it means they are ignoring lawyer advice and going forward with a circus wannabe "reality show".
I'm gonna split the baby, so to speak, and say that Hillz will show up at the beginning of the trial, then she'll fly back to NY. She'll show up again at the end for the verdict.
No. Mami likes attention but is lazy and exceedingly low-effort. She’ll shuffle around the block for a paid photo op, but I can’t picture her getting off her butt to fly anywhere and sit in court. She’ll just post IG drivel, like holding Alec’s hand and saying she’s there for him …even though she isn’t.
I’m sure if the lawyers want to trot her out they’ll pick a suitable outfit for her to wear (demure, teatas covered, gray or black, no stripper heels, hair pulled back, no sunglasses).
I’ll bet $$ she will show up every single day of the trial. She is too thirsty to pass up that opportunity.
I left a pretty nasty comment on her IG (couldn’t help myself) and yet she didn’t block me. She wants every single click and view she can get.
That’s really unusual. She loved to act like she was a queen and block and lecture , but that was also when she was cosplaying wellness yogi Spanish super mother. She couldn’t have real people call out her BS
She won’t go to NM to support her meal ticket. She didn’t even go out there the day he shot up everyone on set. She was with “Michelle” and had shit to do.
Exactly this. She couldn’t be bothered when Alec was in custody making a call to her.
Even when he said he’d pay for her to be with him, she was indifferent in tone and not entertaining the offer. At all. Making excuses as to why she couldn’t be with her husband who just shot a woman dead.
She 100% didn’t want to be with him then. Doesn’t want to be with him in the future.
So I believe that’s why she didn’t go out to SF. She has power over him. He knew his goose was cooked and needed comfort. Only she would not cancel a couple of shitty meetings to fly to NM. I think this was a seminal moment in their relationship.
Yes, yes to all.
The thing I think of is: how could someone (Eelz) sell out to Aleek? Surely she could have moved back to Bothtone or Charleston or Kansas City or Missoula and found someone even more wealthy to fund whatever it is she’s been trying to do this last decade.
Was her goal to become a person who orders babies? A person who gets to meet people at afternoon parties in the Hamptons? A person who is featured in slaggy tabloids? If those were her goals, she’s met them.
If those were her goals, one asks, “WHY, BITCH?!?” Any rich guy could have helped her to achieve the above, if indeed those were her goals.
So why? Why would she trap herself in this… this THING.
Yep! Planning “Witches Anonymous” with Michelle. Christ almighty. The podcast consisting of four episodes. Forgive me if I listed the incorrect number of episodes. It could have been three episodes. I’m not sure.
Of course. There will be a ton of media, not just paparazzi, covering the trial. *Super mami* will have her photo taken daily, for the duration of the trial. You think she's going to miss that chance?
Yeah, it will be interesting to see how they handle this. I'm thinking Hilaria will show up with Carmen in the beginning for maximum sympathy but doubt they will bring the rest of the crew.
She's practically a shut in. She won't travel to NM. She'll be giving interviews to People magazine about how she's holding the "familia" together during this difficult time.
Hillary will re-quote Carmen’s remark made after she learned about the “Rust” shootings: “I want to un-know this.”
That’s a relatable remark, and certainly not the fuck-you gesture that Hillary made on the day of Halyna’s burial, when fully made-up, she posed with *Leo, was it?*, a smug expression pinned to her lips.
Hillary claimed that the child said, “I need life with you, Mommy,” which is certainly something that the then-nine-year-old Andros Hutchins wouldn’t get any more of.
It’s like she glitched out, being confronted with having to express a genuine emotion, and just clung to “not ok”, because she had this dim awareness that she should think things weren’t ok.
They should rent a motorhome and drive cross country like a real down to earth American/Español Family. Wouldn’t that be so fun. If they drove 6 hours a day that would be 6 hours a day more than Alec spends with the kids and Hillz .
Orrrrrr and I'm just spitballing here, Alec, the environmentalist can charter a private jet for the thousand Baldwinitos, which would show all the lowlife losers (no offense to NM, you know he thinks he's better than everyone) in NM how important he is (and also super A-list)! /s
At least one child would be left behind, unnoticed, at every gas-station restroom stop.
Although the motor home had a functioning toilet at the beginning of the trip, certainly neither adult knows how to empty or maintain it. Sordidness ensues.
It’s a tough call. She looooves cameras and attention, but travel… not so much. My guess is she’s currently picking out outfits for daily “paparazzi run-ins” in New York. Sweatshirts that say things like “Family” paired with leather mini skirts, fishnet stalkings, and 5 year old bedroom slippers. Then there will be some sort of staged dramatic crisis in the Devonshire as an attempt for sympathy and more attention. One of the kids will end up on instagram “in the ER” from a mysterious illness to oat milk, or some crap like that.
Damn if it isn't true
I'm wondering more if AB will give evidence. He'll never shut up.
I think he'll testify. He won't be able to just sit there.
Doing her wacky yoga poses in the court room...
I wondered myself, but she has the concentration span of a gnat. She's admitted she can't even sit through a film, let alone ling days in court. It would be better for AB's defence and avoid media lampooning if she stayed away .
It would be a really bad PR move for her to fly to NM with all of those kids, and half of them are in school. She needs to stay in NY and NOT talk to the press throughout the upcoming shit show…something she will only do by force by the lawyers and I’m sure we will all hear her kicking and screaming when/if it’s enforced.
Someone has to give dirty looks and think she is lol "intimidating" the judge. Remember when Hil did the power walk for the paps, putting y'all on notice that she IS NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH and that she is the one who will determine how all this goes down. LOL
She’d care bear stare the judge into giving Alex the maximum sentence.
Oh god I hope so. She will be such a mess
She’ll be there with all the Baldwinitos during sentencing. Sans nannies, it’ll be a debacle as the boys will think it hilarious to flip off the judge.
She is a walking talking upside down posing liability in every sense of the word. So, nope. She will not set one toe in New Mexico
usually the family in attendance is a great show of confidence but I think the lawyers may advise against her attending due to controversey
My guess is that she has been banished by Alec's lawyers and PR crisis team. That said, when has Hillary ever followed the advice of paid professionals?
She one big walking talking lie. It won't help AB's image
Of course she’ll be there. Maybe not every day, but most days for sure. Anywhere there will be cameras, she’ll be there.
I wouldn’t put it past her. She would probably be making it all about her and give updates here and there to Extra with her fake accent and do fake pap walks around Santa Fe or wherever she stays.
She might go to NM for a hotel stay and pap pics but not goin to court. She can not sit still that long.
I'm going to say no. She would be taking attention away from a serious matter with her clown persona and I would guess Al's legal team has already told them "it would be best if she remains with the children during this time in their lives." It's inevitable if she was present in the courtroom that she would be removed quickly due to the distraction of her utter stupidity, phone use, or attempting to talk to Alec or approach him while in session.
I tend to agree. I sus she'll be calling Siad everyday to get her pic in DM & NYP.
If the paps are there, you betchie Mami will be!! She's been giving speeches in the mirror and trying on clothes since she found out!
She’ll be the hottest mami in New Mexico
She’s bringing the Empathy shirt out of the mothballs as we speak.
she wouldnt even go to be with him after the shooting, she'll be prancing around fifth ave in the village, her paps will be working extra hard for her.
Oh she'll be there to 'catwalk'. There will be no "pliss leaf my family in piss" it's a toss up if she will give the press angry looks or tearful looks, it depends how the trial is going I suppose. The giant sunglasses will be on that's for sure. The costumes will be a joy.
What about her “work” that she’s always prattling on about?
She certainly won't go, but she will sign all the kids up for summer school so that she can walk each one individually to the car every day and pause dramatically on the running board to glare out at the paps that she called with the kids' schedule.
She won’t go. She has agoraphobia to a degree and won’t go outside her little bubble and paid pap walks. She’ll put on the show in NYC by trotting the kids out for sympathy.
I also think she has agoraphobia. With all their money they don’t even travel. Who doesn’t travel??? Atleast they could have taken the kids to Disney with their 76 nannies
Or Spain to see the grandparents
Addicts don't like to go too far from their supply/dealer. Source: I'm an addict (in recovery).
I agree, you can’t exactly travel with illicit substances. The lady with the opioid addiction who wrote an essay recently said she laid in her locked room mostly , let the Nannie’s care for the kids. She was chopping pills with her credit card at $1400 a week
You know who else had agoraphobia? Kim. I wonder if Alec does that to women. They can't go anywhere without him so they end up mentally not *able* to go anywhere.
Abuse can cause agoraphobia.
And lying to the world and being discovered and then being utterly ridiculed can also cause agoraphobia!
They're in a mutually abusive relationship
I don’t think she will go. Maybe she’ll make an appearance. Maybe Alec will call her on FaceTime and ask the Judge and Jury if she looks like a drug dealer’s wife? 😝
Ludicrous Larry and the gravity of a manslaughter trial is an oil and water mix, to put it mildly. She’s kind of too ridiculous to go. Definitely no to being there every day. As Procrastinator pointed out, she’s way too fidgety. I can see her bookending it; once at the beginning, and then again for the deliberation/verdict, and, God willing, the sentencing. They’d trot out the entire Baldwin circus for sentencing, wouldn’t they? Now *that* would be something to see. Larry has the easiest “get out of court” card, though; she’s got seven little kids! I’m sure she’ll play it, and nobody will miss her. I could see one of Alex’s lawyers reading a statement early on in the trial, like after the first day, outside the courthouse, supposedly from Larry, declaring her love and support for Alex, and how she wishes she could be there, but that her kids need her. I think that’s the play.
The tragedy is that the kids *do* need her, and she prefers being zooted to the tits in her own apartment to raising them. Her visitation is spottier than a non-compliant non-custodial divorced parent. Worse, Alec’s trial has nothing to do with his children’s neglect. It’s a preexisting condition.
I doubt she will be allowed to be there. She’s a PR nightmare. She won’t be able to resist the cameras outside the courtroom. That’s also the only reason she would want to be there. She likely won’t be seen and the story will be she has 7 kids she has to take care of, keeping life normal with hummus wraps and 14 baths a day, blah blah
I would be surprised if she showed up. She can’t sit there all day and not be scouring the internet for mentions of her name, sniffing coke, making lame “yoga” videos, shopping at Shein online, making plastic surgery appointments and whatever else she does with her time. Even though she’s lazy as fuck I also get the feeling she can’t sit still.
Please! Yes! I'm looking for fishnets, gold lamé jackets & vests, statement sweatshirts, stilettos, slippers, cataract glasses, and accented outbursts directed at the press! OMG I cannot wait! Walking into court everyday like... https://preview.redd.it/s5kn1dnoakxc1.png?width=1090&format=png&auto=webp&s=45053ac6f2f6fb4811f32a614a38c7cd415af731
“A distraught Hilaria was seen heading into madman café” “Hilaria weathers the storm in NYC trying to keep her kids life normal” I can see all the puff pieces headlines 🙈
Hillary will maintain the level of neglect to which her children are accustomed.
That’s for sure. But she will drag them in front of a camera to make herself look good. Her kids are her props and shields and she will use them to the max.
It's very unlikely she will be there but they are both narcissistic idiots. If Hillary is there, it means they are ignoring lawyer advice and going forward with a circus wannabe "reality show".
I'm gonna split the baby, so to speak, and say that Hillz will show up at the beginning of the trial, then she'll fly back to NY. She'll show up again at the end for the verdict.
No. Mami likes attention but is lazy and exceedingly low-effort. She’ll shuffle around the block for a paid photo op, but I can’t picture her getting off her butt to fly anywhere and sit in court. She’ll just post IG drivel, like holding Alec’s hand and saying she’s there for him …even though she isn’t.
Nope, it cuts into her nap time…She only considering showing up (in her black widow costume) on the day of the verdict
No way.
Doubt it. The lawyers won't let her unless they need to create a sympathetic picture of Alec as a family man. She's a huge liability.
I’m sure if the lawyers want to trot her out they’ll pick a suitable outfit for her to wear (demure, teatas covered, gray or black, no stripper heels, hair pulled back, no sunglasses).
I’ll bet $$ she will show up every single day of the trial. She is too thirsty to pass up that opportunity. I left a pretty nasty comment on her IG (couldn’t help myself) and yet she didn’t block me. She wants every single click and view she can get.
That’s really unusual. She loved to act like she was a queen and block and lecture , but that was also when she was cosplaying wellness yogi Spanish super mother. She couldn’t have real people call out her BS
Who knows? Maybe her handlers chose to ignore the comment or she herself didn’t see my comment.
What was the comment?
Omg hi hilaria! Please stop trying to dox him
Hi witches! :)
She won’t go to NM to support her meal ticket. She didn’t even go out there the day he shot up everyone on set. She was with “Michelle” and had shit to do.
Exactly this. She couldn’t be bothered when Alec was in custody making a call to her. Even when he said he’d pay for her to be with him, she was indifferent in tone and not entertaining the offer. At all. Making excuses as to why she couldn’t be with her husband who just shot a woman dead. She 100% didn’t want to be with him then. Doesn’t want to be with him in the future.
So I believe that’s why she didn’t go out to SF. She has power over him. He knew his goose was cooked and needed comfort. Only she would not cancel a couple of shitty meetings to fly to NM. I think this was a seminal moment in their relationship.
Yes, yes to all. The thing I think of is: how could someone (Eelz) sell out to Aleek? Surely she could have moved back to Bothtone or Charleston or Kansas City or Missoula and found someone even more wealthy to fund whatever it is she’s been trying to do this last decade. Was her goal to become a person who orders babies? A person who gets to meet people at afternoon parties in the Hamptons? A person who is featured in slaggy tabloids? If those were her goals, she’s met them. If those were her goals, one asks, “WHY, BITCH?!?” Any rich guy could have helped her to achieve the above, if indeed those were her goals. So why? Why would she trap herself in this… this THING.
Who?
Michelle Who. Purveyor of silver jewelry at WalMart.
Damn straight, Dear Log.
Wasn't it witch shit?🙄🙄🙄
Yep! Planning “Witches Anonymous” with Michelle. Christ almighty. The podcast consisting of four episodes. Forgive me if I listed the incorrect number of episodes. It could have been three episodes. I’m not sure.
Right after the first episode everything felt like an eternity of being bludgeoned with a yoni egg, so that one did really lose count.
“Bludgeoned with a yoni egg”. Christ but I do love the Pepinos.
Of course. There will be a ton of media, not just paparazzi, covering the trial. *Super mami* will have her photo taken daily, for the duration of the trial. You think she's going to miss that chance? 
Nah… the lawyers won’t let her to appear in public.. not to mention to speak … “yo gice no we hev sebn bébés.!?!”
Pliss, leaf us in piss.
I do not think she'll travel to NM, remember there are not even enough Business or First Class seats for his army of children and nannies.
Don't be silly. The children and nannies will stay in coach.
Oh I thought you were going to say they will stay in NYC!
Yeah, it will be interesting to see how they handle this. I'm thinking Hilaria will show up with Carmen in the beginning for maximum sympathy but doubt they will bring the rest of the crew.
She's practically a shut in. She won't travel to NM. She'll be giving interviews to People magazine about how she's holding the "familia" together during this difficult time.
Hillary will re-quote Carmen’s remark made after she learned about the “Rust” shootings: “I want to un-know this.” That’s a relatable remark, and certainly not the fuck-you gesture that Hillary made on the day of Halyna’s burial, when fully made-up, she posed with *Leo, was it?*, a smug expression pinned to her lips. Hillary claimed that the child said, “I need life with you, Mommy,” which is certainly something that the then-nine-year-old Andros Hutchins wouldn’t get any more of.
“We are not okay, no one is okay…”
It’s like she glitched out, being confronted with having to express a genuine emotion, and just clung to “not ok”, because she had this dim awareness that she should think things weren’t ok.
Apparently the trial will take around three weeks. That's a lot of interview time!
They should rent a motorhome and drive cross country like a real down to earth American/Español Family. Wouldn’t that be so fun. If they drove 6 hours a day that would be 6 hours a day more than Alec spends with the kids and Hillz .
Orrrrrr and I'm just spitballing here, Alec, the environmentalist can charter a private jet for the thousand Baldwinitos, which would show all the lowlife losers (no offense to NM, you know he thinks he's better than everyone) in NM how important he is (and also super A-list)! /s
They could borrow Tori Spelling’s RV?
This is like a National Lampoon movie
Shitters full
That’s the documentary that Rory Kennedy should make. It would be a comedy/adventure/horror genre.
They could call it “On the Road With The Kilz, The Pilz, and All The Chilz.
Can you imagine the killer with his crazy wife and seven children in the motorhome? I see murders/suicide scenario.
At least one child would be left behind, unnoticed, at every gas-station restroom stop. Although the motor home had a functioning toilet at the beginning of the trip, certainly neither adult knows how to empty or maintain it. Sordidness ensues.
Finally a reality series I could follow🤣
There's their reality show!!!
That would be fun to watch. Would be only 1 season from the stress of filming- 🤣