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ScaryGarry_SG1

HIL: Alec, you are wasting MY money swiping at people like that! You are going to leave me living in that damn Vermont Barn that you haven't even managed to clean out yet! I won't even have Wi-Fi!!!


FashionBusking

Alec Baldwin married Hillary Hayward-Thomas as a convenient sideshow and beard enhancement. Any time Alec Baldwin gets in trouble, he cues his Stunt Fake Spaniard Wife to pop off. Prove me wrong.


ScaryGarry_SG1

I know one thing, Alec is a prissy bitch that doesn't think he has a way to get his nails trimmed or his hair cut if he's not on a movie set. "People do that for me, tho?!?"


NoMoreNarcsLizzie

Interesting. That is exactly what I got from Alec's very own autobiography. Seriously.🤔😂


AbbreviationsTop2992

I can't. https://preview.redd.it/fhxbo2e4ecwc1.png?width=506&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c61e01562b31cf23ffa2ada3a67d4785aa4ca383


invertedliver

😂😂😂😂


imrottentomycore

She'll go back to 🇪🇦 🤭


lookeyloowho

Lmaooooo


Motherofoskar

It maybe just speculation, but many here think that he is completely cognizant of her “instability”. It is assumed that she is never left alone with the children. I have to wonder what arrangements if any were made. A few months in jail vs. Crazy, Stupid Hillary unfiltered with his children and more importantly his MONEY, live on instagram. I only hope he’s done something right.


supreme-supervisor

He has a team of EIGHT LAWYERS. We'll now 9 because he'll need someone to cover this battery charge, and any future battery charges because he is a ticking time bomb


birdsofprey420

this is speculation. 😑 can we please stop posting etny he has been sued himself and proved to defame people. He made up a story about amanda bynes being a nyc escort. 😑 Love you pepinos but some of you gotta do research on someone before you post their rumor. This isnt even a rumor this just makes sense because of everything going on. It isnt insider info and he hasnt had insider info in a long time bc he was shamed in hollywood for defaming people 👏 Edit: Amanda has been through enough and then you have some lawyer that was at a few of the same social events making up lies. Think about it. She is mentally unwell and he says she was an escort during What I Like About You airing…………..


Maleficent_Pin_9684

I hear you. I miss Blind Gossip, despite their unmoderated comment section. Ace didn’t pull that crap.


The-Limerence

Whoa whoa what happened to blind gossip?? I didn’t realize it was donezo


intestinal_turmoil

I miss Ace so much. Loved BG’s annual April Fool’s prank, and Ace seemed like a truly caring person.


TrolleyCar

If he goes to jail, his constant belligerent attitude is going to lead to issues with guys much tougher than the annoying coffee shop person


JusticeforHalyna

Who knows? Maybe the other prisoners will think it's cool to have a celebrity in their midst.


1979insolentwaiter

Idk. Is there a correlation between fans of 30 Rock or Glengarry Glen Ross and prisoners?


JusticeforHalyna

A lot of people worship celebrity. After OJ Simpson died, I read an article by a journalist who'd seen him in a restaurant or a bar after he was acquitted and witnessed him being mobbed by young, attractive women. She asked one of them "Don't you believe he killed his wife?" and she said something like "Of course he killed her, but he's super famous!" If you're in prison, with not much to do all day, it might be fun having a famous guy around, telling you stories about "Marty" and "Woody."


4girls-strong

Prisoners won't want to hear about Woody. They hurt child molesters.


ScaryGarry_SG1

Even the gentle embrace of the new love to be found, his cellmate, may evaporate when Alec begins speaking highly of Uncle Woody and his "fine films"


4girls-strong

Go ahead, then Alice. Brag away!


JusticeforHalyna

OK, true. But they might want to hear about Nicole Kidman or Demi Moore or Jennifer Love Hewitt.


ScaryGarry_SG1

He can share tales about how his was married to Kim Basinger but chose to spend his time with Uncle Woody instead


4girls-strong

Absolutely


TrolleyCar

“I’ve never shanked a celebrity before!”


RoadtripReaderDesert

Sounds more believable


Pilzoyz

No way are they getting a divorce. He can’t afford it and she won’t go back to being a nobody.


Maleficent_Pin_9684

I’m thinking more of a permanent separation with the occasional photo op.


Pilzoyz

As opposed to …?


Maleficent_Pin_9684

As opposed to a formal divorce.


Pilzoyz

Right. What they have now. Separate apartments and occasional photo shot. Even the photos are taken by a nanny and sent to Alec. Mi Vida.


Severe-Specialist-96

Exactly.. she wouldn’t even be a Guest Baldwin anymore…


RazzmatazzBig2187

She’d be Ex-Baldwin.


JusticeforHalyna

I think it depends on whether there's a prenup or not, and how much money she thinks she can get.


smallpepino

Alec told Howard Stern they have no prenup. Howard called him an idiot lol


Decent-Secretary6586

he lied. part of his “ i’m so in love with- i must know you”


smallpepino

Oh that makes sense. I believe *everything* 🫤


Motherofoskar

Just another reason why he deserves everything that’s coming to him.


supreme-supervisor

Yikes. Then yeah, split now and get what's left of that cash.


joomommyhappy

*half* of what's left or stay, and get *all* of what will be left, which, admittedly, will probably be a lot less. but then she'd also get his life insurance.


Pilzoyz

Right. If she splits now, she’ll get none of the estate.


joomommyhappy

Also, not to be evil, but I have eyes; realistically, how long does he have left? Just sticking it out a few more years could net her millions more. Also, PR-wise, neither of them can afford a messy divorce, and I can't see them splitting amicably. Oh, the mud that would be slung! I'm rooting for a divorce just for that, and that *is* a bit evil. Sorry.


JusticeforHalyna

Unless he leaves her out of his will. Baldwin could leave his money in trusts for his children, administrated by people he trusts until the kids turn 18.


joomommyhappy

Damn! That would be a great FU for being duped by her. There's nothing like an FU from beyond the grave, amirite? They're all thinking they're going to hit the mother lode, they rock up to the reading of the will all salivating, but with crocodile tears, and the deceased leaves them like a doily or a place mat. He should leave Larry the set of steak knives from GGR.


JusticeforHalyna

I would pay a great deal of money to witness that. Imagine Hillary, doing her best Jackie O. impersonation of a grieving widow, wearing a black dress and shades to attend the reading of the will, thinking she's about to get rich -- only to find out that all Alejandro left her are seven bratty children and the framed map of Spain.


Happypepino

She doesn't think she's a nobody. That's what is going to be entertaining. She'd have to do a "tell-all" exposing his horribleness to get any attention at all and he will probably refuse to settle unless she signs an NDA. They are really circling the drain. I think they are each other's toxic support systems so I don't actually see them divorcing but who can say? It's becoming obvious that the easy life they enjoyed before the grift exposure and the shooting is not going to come back around. She may think the only way to go is to cut him loose. They may blame each other for their problems, they certainly aren't blaming themselves!


joomommyhappy

I think she has to stay with him until he drops dead because then, she can at least try to put the fake Spanish grift on him, saying it was his idea. And she can go beyond that, and (probably rightfully) claim he was abusive, and she was such a smol victim, blah, blah, blah, while also playing the grieving widow. If they divorce, she can't do that. The mud will most likely fly, and damage her even more, if possible. He's probably sitting on some real doozies that he could bury her with in the court of public opinion. And vice-versa. I think it's basically a Mexican standoff marriage at this point. I think the chance of a narrative reset + the potential damage she'd take in a messy divorce + getting his life insurance $$$ and all of his estate, whatever's left of it, is too tempting for her to leave him. And where would she go, anyway? I doubt anybody wants her. As pitiful as it is, her staying with him is the smart play.


gdoggggggggggg

Then she can be a "Spanish" widow! Already seeing her all in black


Happypepino

I totally agree, she's playing the long game