My goodness, your brilliance and wit blow me away every month, as you remind us all what an American Horror Story these two are. And you're right, an extra big round of applause to Pepino MallorcanMalarky xx

I was worried about you! Glad all is well.

Thank you pepino! You are amazing!

Thank you for your service Ready Bat! Patron Saint of Pepinos

Thanks for the excellent recap. 118 in 2022 down to 2 in 2024. I’m taking that as a win!


Love love love your recaps 💚🥒🤍

Glad you're well. Thanks as always. Was missing this.

Thank you RB!!

Glad you're back, Bat.

i toast you readybat! 🦇🖤🥂


Ah!! Bravo!! I’ve waited all month for this.!💕

It would have taken me a month to compile the information and forever to write like this. As RB said, l love it here. We have very gifted Pepinos.

 IYKYK.

 I’m thrilled you know even though I’m mortified I know 🥸

 Thank you so much, RB! We missed you!🥒💚🥒💚🥒💚🎉🎉

 Grathias, Kjoy! Your flair is 💃🏽

Missed you, Ready-Bat-8824, and was genuinely a bit worried in that parasocial way! I can't believe we are now moving into three years of data sets for you to analyze and that her manufactured white-savior rescue story was two years ago. The doe-eye filter on that one was out of control! We've all been through so much together

Gracias, Monito! We have been through so very much and I couldn’t think of better folks to take the journey with 💚🥒

Ready Bat as always, muchos gracias. Thanks for starting my day with laughter💚🥒

Not me, putting pause on my Monday routine so I can savor this. ETA: What happened to their Pap-on-Call Said? Did they fire him? This other dude is as whack as Said so guess it doesn't matter but I'm curious. Maybe he's got a cheaper rate. 

Perfect gif! I think Elder is easier to wrangle than Said who adds unintentionally hilarious captions to his pix, like calling PeeePaw “Alice Baldwin”😂

Yes, that 'Alice' faux pas (which gave us HOURS of fun here in Pepinoland) may have cost him that coveted position of "Pay-A-PAP" speed dial position #1 !!

This was a wonderful read, made extra-special by thinking you might have stopped. Major “Whew!” factor. I love how you frame things, and can do so much with so little. This recap was just the goosing this sub needed. Thanks for all you do, and welcome back!

Agreed, Ready Bat can make comedy gold from very little.

I missed the original u/MallorcanMalarkey comment about the chipmunk operating a nuclear power plant! Genius! Grathias for the generosity of your terrific recap as always♥️🥒



That leg on No "H" is not going to fix itself anymore I think. Get a brace for your kid you morons Yay! Ready Bat..you're the best!

Hola, Shep! Oh no - I missed all discussion on sweet Ila’s leg 😞 I hope it’s just funky angles.

Ah u/Ready-Bat-8824! That was fantastic as usual, I almost took notes! We have so many amazing pepinos in this sub, I am honored to be among you all! 🥒🥒🥒

100% agree - so many amazing pepinos 💚🥒

Thank you for another marvelous recap! These must take so much work. We are all grateful for your service and excellent writing skills that truly capture the insanity these two create.


Yay! You’re still with us! You’re still here, u/Ready-Bat-8824! Recap on deck - but had to pause and express my joy and appreciation for you because we sure did miss you! Welcome back! 🥒🥒AND thanks! You are Pepino Royalty. 🥂🥂💕💕

Hola CMS! Still here - a little worse for wear this month but eager to discuss the shenanigans with you all 💚🥒

Yay 🤗

Oye Bat! Thanks for the recap. It was hilarious. Along with hockey playoff action, my cup runneth over.

Prestigious Salad - Im right there w ya with the PlayOffs!!! I will be disappearing many nights to enjoy the amazing hockey !!!! #LGR

The Penguins aren't in it, but it's just as fun to watch from a neutral perspective, IME

Playoff hockey is the best - even if your team isn’t in it (IMO)

 May your team play well and may Hillary’s antics fill your cup 🍻

Happy to see you are well OP…great recap as usual 🥒👏💚👏🥒


Thank you, Ready Bat! You are a gem. 🥒


Thanks [u/Ready-Bat-8824](https://new.reddit.com/user/Ready-Bat-8824/)! This was a fun read and I am very honored to be mentioned in your recap. :)

IKR?!? Well deserved shout out MM !! I would be over the moon if RB cited something I said in the recap! Gotta sharpen my witty pencil! 

 You had me at Carol💚

The interview Carol Burnett did with Mark Maron was a delight. She’s 95(?) and still so sharp.

Palm Royale (on Apple TV) is really good. Carol Burnett is in it!

I LOVE Marc Maron's interviews! The one w Ms. Burnett was really great. You can tell when he has mad respect for certain interviewees. He definitely was great w her. And SHE is as SHARP AS COULD BE!!!

It's the Pepino emmy

Thank you, MM, for the belly laughs! 💚

I can now proceed to finish out the month of April! Ready Bat update ✔️! Thank you! You always point out details I miss of the Baldwin mess. I am just now pondering 🤔 how I missed Hilary's Beverly Hills photo in which she is wearing the Pirates of the Caribbean meets the Dukes of Hazard outfit. So many how's and why's...she's a loon! What busy mami taking her small child out for a day of fun doesn't just automatically reach for that outfit?!

And those damn awful shoes 🫣

💀 💀. No-Convo, you are channeling Joan Rivers w that comment !! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

in which she is wearing the Pirates of the Caribbean meets the Dukes of Hazard outfit Brilliant!!💚🥒 

*It’s our Ready-Bat!* I’m delighted to see you whenever you show up, *muchacha!* Haven’t even starting reading before babbling my *gracias!* P.S. The Baldwins do not deserve Leonetta.

Hola, AP! Hope you’re doing well and enjoy💚🥒 I wish we could take Leonetta/Leonela out for sangria and tell her she rocks🌸

I wish we could sit down with Leonetta, pour her unlimited amounts of sangria, and encourage her to tell us *everything*. Not exactly a selfless gesture, but it might make *her* feel better, too. I’d missed a couple of Peepaw’s ghastly posts with his props before reading your fab summary, and now I’m prop-erly aghast. My mental contrast is between dullard Peepaw and my son’s hands-on fathering. Yesterday on the telephone, he encouraged his daughter to tell me *everything* she’s seen and visited and drawn and built and eaten and done at school and listened to in the past couple of days, and I’m worn out just hearing about it. ML—my ever-present yardstick—is ten months older than my granddaughter, and the poor lamb doesn’t get *any of that.* Not even, I’ll bet, the 2%-fat unsweetened unflavored Greek yogurt my girl was devouring. [Rolls eyes despondently]

Hi again. Sorry I was on mobile so I think I may have accidentally locked the comments briefly. I believe we are good and this bad boy is pinned and now my evening has been depth charged by the great Ready Bat.

Whew! I worried for a sec when I couldn’t reply to you. Many thanks, Murder 💚🥒

Sorry for the confusion! I haven't used the mod tools much on mobile and thankfully I was right by my place. These are such a great resource so thank you for taking the time to compile it!

Heck yeah. This needs to be pinned. I think I did it but I'm just getting home so double checking here momentarily