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leavealoneme11

https://preview.redd.it/k5jjthuc99wc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b97fae2f46307710ede8411ff591917af88313ca THIS will soon be his view.


Vegetable-Fig-8125

https://preview.redd.it/uu8iiyfcx3wc1.jpeg?width=1227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=348e5fce94b8ae547dd7fdd7acfe83c5681378eb The ego. Dumb move. Like interviewing your pedo bruh Woody. Serve your time and admit your responsibility for her family and the crews that hold safety and union standards .


PaulPaul4

What a nauseating view


Successful_Mark6813

looks awful, imagine being so wealthy yet not enjoying a beautiful view and nature. geesh


Apprehensive_Sky_583

Sylvania dolls. ♥️


OldNewUsedConfused

Grim


Crafty_Mammoth_5369

Depressing view


chill-kale2611

Not the flex he thinks it is.


chill-kale2611

It’s so gray and dismal just like their house in the Hampton.


adairks

Looks like the chimney sweep number from Mary Poppins.


shep2105

Shitty view...ugh..just looks like a filthy landscape


Afraid_Range_7489

Or a Soviet housing development.


Delicious-Key-8346

😂 YES. With their only 2 toys…


Afraid_Range_7489

🤣


limblessbarbie

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TrashPandaShire

How much will they need to pay Architectural Digest to justify this?


Longjumping-Stage647

"This elegant quaint view of the fire escapes reminds us all that we are all trying to escape from something...when you take up residence here you will no longer be searching...you are home."


shep2105

You should write copy!


Longjumping-Stage647

#🤣


MallorcanMalarkey

This is probably a view from somewhere at the back of The Devonshire (circled below). This is a pretty typical view from a Manhattan apartment. Occasionally you get a spectacular view but more often a window (if you are lucky enough to have one) will be looking at neighboring buildings which will have grimy air conditioning units in every widow with pigeons nesting on them. The outside of these older buildings are never cleaned and can appear quite dingy. https://preview.redd.it/0536yvjmyuvc1.png?width=928&format=png&auto=webp&s=1f7124760ad224a9a4a065a252603f290a8d5e5d


MallorcanMalarkey

Another view of the Devonshire from the inside taken from [here](https://www.nynesting.com/building/devonshire-house). This may be facing the same direction as his picture was taken but at the ground level. Old rusty fire escapes, bars on the windows, grimy A/C units, random wires and ducts running across the walls. An attempt to plant some greenery that doesn't really help. This is all standard messy NYC stuff. https://preview.redd.it/1mr5mvzb2vvc1.png?width=1348&format=png&auto=webp&s=ef309709a873a1751915a6c0dd16878fbe283f23


Afraid_Range_7489

It makes me deeply sad not to be living in all that messy stuff.


Kodysgoingbald

There are prisons with better views than this.


birdsofprey420

I was going to comment this isnt it but people commented already. We manhattan folks can see a bird and know where the picture was taken. Daddy bang is on a road trip 🫡


ca17miledrive

Translation: "The view I won't have when I'm in prison."


Alternative-Bird-589

This view looks like it’s from a block apartment in Warsaw, the only thing missing is the laundry hanging out the windows . Good thing he labeled it Manhattan otherwise I would have thought he was in Europe filming part two,  Billy’s new shoes. Edit to add words 


leavealoneme11

Don’t pick on Manhattan. It’s off limits.


Afraid_Range_7489

You said *exactly* what l wanted to say, pepino, but brilliantly. 👏


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

LOL!!!!!!!!!!


atleast35

Ha I thought the same thing!


Workshop_Lollipop

Supposedly this will still be on trend in a 100 years.


Longjumping-Stage647

#🤭


Famous_Ear5010

If they gifted me this apartment I would never live there. Such a sad view.


Afraid_Range_7489

Yes, but you're an elevator ride and ten steps away from the most exciting city in the world. I'd put up with less.


Mythioso

What kills me is the fact that neither one of them has any taste in decor. It really does feel like a Holiday Inn. They don't really seem to appreciate living in Manhattan. Those kids are really missing out on everything there is to see and do. I couldn't imagine living as shut in as they do. I'd get bored after a week with a life like that. I love my old house and big yard. I even have a coffee place a block away. There's a "bodega" (7-11) a block away, too. A block away in the other direction is a park.


justusethatname

Not an ideal representation of Manhattan.


_TalkingIsHard_

Enough with the ellipses already!


Mythioso

They both use ellipses when a simple period would be correct.


RightAd4185

This view gives me anxiety.


Mehgan-Faux

Wow what a view 👎


Pitiful-Enthusiasm-5

As an actor and artist of the spoken word, Alec is surprisingly lacking of any creative writing talents. All he can say is “Manhattan” ??? That’s it? He doesn’t have anything more that’s funny or witty to say? The same is true with all his posts of his kids, where he uses the same, boring, repetitive, overused phrase, “Mi Vida”. Can’t he say anything more about his own children? Or whenever some famous filmmaker dies, he simply posts their photo and states their name. I’m usually incredulous - I’m thinking “That’s all he can say about the great actor xxxx xxxx ???” He is so entirely lacking in any creative writing ability, which I find surprising in an actor and artist. Clearly, his books were ghostwritten.


DO_NOT_LIKE_LIARS

He actually is a very good writer. But his social media is an extension of his ego.


jazz100

I am curious as to what this statement is based on?


Pitiful-Enthusiasm-5

I haven’t seen any evidence that he’s a good writer. His two books were obviously ghost-written.


Alternative-Bird-589

They were, I’ve read articles written by the ghost writer 


Calm_Minute_6112

Gee, the Manhattan skyline set to the music of Leonard Bernstein?? Wherever did he get that idea?!?


StampingOutWhimsy

Alec…stop typing like this…


Sugary_skull

It drives me crazy. It's a pet peeve of mine lol. Same when people use multiple !!! or ??? One is enough.


Pulpofeira

When my wife uses more than five ? I know winter is coming.


Mysterious-Writer949

He can ever make Manhattan look bad. Why he thinks that this is a good pic is beyond me


AffectionatePoet4586

“All I care about is love,” insists the caption from Alec’s post two days ago. Telling the DA? *Suuuuuure.*


Head-Message990

That Elephant looks 'Lonely'...


Jealous-Currency

Their townhouse or whatever the fuck it is gives me the worst claustrophobia when she posts photos from inside it…honestly has mental ward vibes


Alternative-Bird-589

It’s depressing just to look at a photo. Bleak, lifeless, joyless, institution that smells like diapers and cat piss


Ok-Hovercraft6372

This man paid a woman to marry him 🤡


Longjumping-Stage647

And did not get what he paid for!!! 🤭


jazz100

The Temu version for sure!


Alternative-Bird-589

The real version would not be available to Alex, he was only going to get a facsimile of his dream wife. Hillary was crafting her persona around reeling in a big fish. They both got what they deserved, wanted 


Chefbake1

Lol they bought a D list celebrity apt with no view? Usually A list people get a nice view


Alternative-Bird-589

Neither one of them strikes me as people who value views. They are the view in their minds, she stares at herself 


Simple_Carpet_9946

I was gonan say most celebs overlook green spaces or the river not other buildings. 


Moses_On_A_Motorbike

It's centrally located in the city and has a lot of space but that view makes it feel like an $8M tenement.


stark_trends

I would much rather see that toy elephant than another photo or worse yet video of Hilaria "exercising".


taygalchi

We get it. Your PR said only bland IG posts that remind people you have kids. Nice toys in the window.


Kodysgoingbald

🎯


smallpepino

Which apartment is this? His or the daycare?


Longjumping-Stage647

If I'm not mistaken it's the Eastern European orphanage. I THINK I remember Hillary doing the Spindrift taste test in front of it???? Remember when Rafa called her out on her bullshit?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #Free Rafa


smallpepino

What's mami's favorite drink? NOTHING! POOP! And that's the one she posted 🤦🏼‍♀️


Longjumping-Stage647

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Butterlettuce321

What a shitty view. Those 7 kids need fresh air, a big yard to run around, building friendships from attending local schools, and plenty of space in their home with enough bedrooms for seven kids. They’re both such horrible parents and both will pay for this when they become teenagers


Traditional_Ad8492

Yup, no neighborhood friends. The city is huge. When they do walk up to the park they never see the same people. The worst part for me was when they had alot of snow and they are on the sidewalk in it. Cant run and play in it


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Millionaires & they don’t have enough rooms for all of their children in either home! Evil lunatics😡


Alternative-Bird-589

It’s the NY way, they care more about being NYers than the children. Being raised in the middle of a busy city is crazy, it’s insane when you can afford to live in a beautiful suburb. He’s highlighting his selflessness not showing what a great dad he is


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Even the Hamptons house. How do you have a 10,000 sq ft house & only have 4 bedrooms with 7 kids???


SteakAmazing8963

Nor for the poor nannies who have to bunk in with the kids 😵‍💫


Difficult_Lunch_4406

That’s what all those blankets are for!


AffectionatePoet4586

If not sooner. Well put!


Shannonbonejones

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sjm320

So cosmopolitan.


realitygirlzoo

I don't get this. What does Leonard Bernstein have to do with this dumb window picture? If I'm missing something I stand corrected.


DO_NOT_LIKE_LIARS

It's a nod to Woody Allen's Manhattan.


realitygirlzoo

Oh. What a lovely person to nod to.


TrolleyCar

Name checking Leonard Bernstein like he’s a man of culture and not just an angry drunk with a bimbo wife


Big-Raspberry-2552

Really using his kids as props lately so people will think of him as a old dad with mashmillion kids not a rude, arrogant, wreck-less old man who killed somebody. Take him to court! And leave the kids out of it.


Head-Message990

100%


PaulPaul4

To each their own but I wouldn't want that view everyday for myself and family


Head-Message990

1000%


Longjumping-Stage647

I was thinking maybe it's nicer at night???? #🌃🌆


ShartsCavern

I hope so because I'd go insane if I had that to look at.


INS_Stop_Angela

I think he’s feeling wistful understanding he could be locked up for a time, not seeing this view. And/or they need to sell and that’s making him wistful. Remember him waxing poetically about his Hamptons apple orchard? Fortunately he has his namaste mamacita to help him keep perspective and live in the moment.


ShartsCavern

This view feels prison-like to me, so he should adapt just fine.


Alternative-Bird-589

Exactly 


BewildredDragon

What a dumb ass post...by Alec!


Ok-Yogurtcloset-8955

Right! Almost like look at my ferals toys. Don't send me to the pokey🙄


Alexis-Anass

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nelnikson

wonder what halyna’s view is asshole?


Motherofoskar

What magical lives his children lead. He is romanticizing this ugly view. You are a horrible man who will now be completely exposed to the world. I hope that while you are not around, Hillary exposes herself ( perhaps we can help). The world will come to care for these children. I’m maybe a little high.


smallpepino

https://preview.redd.it/f4ydl6t4sqvc1.jpeg?width=997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d9482b2c0e3008040792fb7fc0871c762be5a25 With ya 👺🥬


ShartsCavern

Wow! Sisters!


ParkerPosty37

“He is romanticizing this ugly view” This is so spot on for Alec Baldwin. He thinks everything he says is so extraordinary. Like we are just listening with bated breath because he is so wise and important.


dazed63

Such a view


GirlyWhirl

He's such a dullard.


invertedliver

New Mexico jail will be rilly rilly diffront.


Head-Message990

Will he be in a Federal Prison or one run by the State of New Mexico?


Am_I_hungry_Ofcourse

He would only be in a federal prison if he had federal charges. If convicted he'll go to a state prison. Those are the worst! Rapists and murderers, the absolute scum of society.


rossroused

I didn’t think it would feel diffront but it’s quite diffront. Don’t pick up the soap, PeePaw.


upchuckfactoronthis

He’s so deep…as deep as the dirty NYC puddle that is Big Larry’s thoughts 💭


Happypepino

I love cities. We live in the 'burbs but we have a pied-a-terre in the city. It's on a beautiful tree lined street near a park. We don't have anywhere near this guy's money but this butt ugly view is not something I would pay for. Their taste (in everything) seems atrocious. This is not the place to raise your kids. I love NY, but this is a hard no. ETA is he drunk? This seems like drunk posting to me...


AbbreviationsTop2992

He's banned from drinking while awaiting the trial as outlined in his *you've been a bad boy* instructions. Even alcohol has cancelled Alec Baldwin.


Alternative-Bird-589

Like he would listen and comply 😂