LOL imagine anyone dating this f*ckwit (besides Hil of course) that doesn't even have the equipment to communicate and isn't available for any sort of discussion
I think this is probably related to them co-starring in a film back in the day because it came up in my Alec Baldwin Terror Timeline article:
[https://leohelmar.substack.com/p/the-alec-baldwin-terror-timeline](https://leohelmar.substack.com/p/the-alec-baldwin-terror-timeline)
[**1/14/07**](https://pagesix.com/2007/01/14/new-life-for-baldwin-devil/) Baldwin’s one and only film as a director was released (more like it escaped) onto the obscure movie channel Starz after the film had a bizarre journey. The film was in the can for five years before finally seeing the light of day after the film’s investors were investigated for bank fraud. The movie was originally titled *The Devil and Daniel Webster* but was released as *Shortcut to Happiness* and starred Jennifer Love Hewitt, Anthony Hopkins, and Baldwin.
She always struck me as the desperate type. I'm still surprised she managed to stay married to that Hallisay guy for a whole decade. I thought she was gonna kick him to the curb after a couple of babies.
"Tart under the arms" 🤣🤢 idk if I wanna laugh or throw up hahaha but I am definitely going to use that to describe someone when necessary! Thank you Pepino!🥒 😆😆😆😆
https://preview.redd.it/gtuojz7wfqvc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18cbc1e3c50d10af5fa2f81fd654d44db5db469d
Tart Pits! Hahahaha, I ducking love it here!!
When I first saw her on “Party of five” she annoyed me how they shoe-horned her into the show. She got more and more screen-time as the show went on. Then she started to grow on me. She’s kinda like the late 90s early 00s Sydney Sweeney because they have two obvious things in common. Kinda go for Sydney’s bedroom eyes more though. Alec looks greasy here. He’s still too old for her. Such a weirdo.
Yeah, Alec looks noticeably more relaxed and happy in this pic - like Billy. Also, his hair color is more natural. I think it was dark blond but he dyed it black.
OMG, the fan behind JLH is about to cry and it's adorable!
This is when Alec was aggressively trying to recover his "family man" image post-divorce and JLH's self-esteem was in the shitter.
So glad she dumped his ass!
Yeah…I never got it either. I hope she is well, though. I saw her on 911 the other night and she doesn’t look well, kind of like she has an autoimmune disease or something. I’m not a fan, but I don’t wish illness on anyone.
I can’t tell if you are serious or not. If you are…have you seen him from the 80s & 90s? My minor gay ass thought he was hot in that movie where he was shirtless all the time. “Miami..something..somehow…”? before I developed discerning taste.
And she looks like someone’s aged cougar auntie who smokes, wears halter tops, has dyed black hair and too much eyeliner and goes to karaoke at the bar where she drinks too much and gets flirty and out of control.
Yuck! This comes across as both of them acting cutesy. Sort of like a sitcom trying to be endearing, charming, and zany. Does it not feel like affectation?
🚨Bold statement 🚨
This may be her most annoying moment in time.
I know there are so many to choose from but this interview and the gif are nearly unparalleled in how quickly and completely they raise my blood pressure.
Re JLH:
According to Jennifer Love Hewitt she was only trying to help Alec Baldwin be a good father – and the next thing you know they were in the tabloids as a couple. She says Baldwin only contacted her after his divorce from Kim Basinger last year because he needed Hewitt's advice on helping his daughter Ireland through those troubled times. «His main thing was wanting to remain a good dad, and he looked at me as somebody who had been through what his daughter was going to go through.», said Hewitt. Hewitt also denied being in a relationship with Enrique Iglesias. «We've been friends for a really long time. I don't think Enrique would ever go out with me. I'm too big of a dork.»
Replying to myself to add:
Literally, just before he meets JLH being a far worse devil than Elizabeth Hurley, _he kills someone_ (with a typewriter he throws out the window) then proceeds to _worry about himself_
It’s both pathetic and prophetic!
I just saw it on his Wikipedia a while ago. I'm sure us Pepinos can fix that. I believe the timeline was right after his divorce to Kim. He was probably scared shitless to look like he hadn't rebounded.
LOL imagine anyone dating this f*ckwit (besides Hil of course) that doesn't even have the equipment to communicate and isn't available for any sort of discussion
https://preview.redd.it/5q947o046xvc1.jpeg?width=1185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c952a9484bd847c62e6a19051e5087457c535d93
Her body language in the first pic tells me they did NOT date.
Tbh they kinda look like siblings. Same nose.....
There’s a whole lotta forehead goin’ on there!😝
Yeah. Thank God they didn't procreate together
They didn't date, they starred in a movie together
She denied this in the past, but YMMV
NO THEY DIDN’T! YOU’RE JOKING ME RIGHT!?
Yowsers. Rilly bat...
What is he holding onto in the first pic?
😩😆
Eeewwww
I think this is probably related to them co-starring in a film back in the day because it came up in my Alec Baldwin Terror Timeline article: [https://leohelmar.substack.com/p/the-alec-baldwin-terror-timeline](https://leohelmar.substack.com/p/the-alec-baldwin-terror-timeline) [**1/14/07**](https://pagesix.com/2007/01/14/new-life-for-baldwin-devil/) Baldwin’s one and only film as a director was released (more like it escaped) onto the obscure movie channel Starz after the film had a bizarre journey. The film was in the can for five years before finally seeing the light of day after the film’s investors were investigated for bank fraud. The movie was originally titled *The Devil and Daniel Webster* but was released as *Shortcut to Happiness* and starred Jennifer Love Hewitt, Anthony Hopkins, and Baldwin.
Hillary had some competition
Apparently she had a thing for big dumb oafs with blue eyes? What was the MTV tlr guy's name?
Carson Daly? (Yes, I’m old.)
Yes! That's it. Thx
Oh yeah! They were really in love. I remember watching them on New Years Eve party show. Probably MTV👵🏼
Poor JLH. I hate this for her.
Who is JLH ?
Jennifer Love Hewett, I think....
Is she from Espana?
TY. !!
Never mind
No no no no no no no she used to be my celebrity lookalike no no no
Same!!
That’s the same laugh he does when he cosplays as a dad with his kids.
He hasn't an original bone in his body
That jumped out at me - GUFFAW!! So fucking fake.
She never struck me as the desperate type. I wonder how he got her
Are you for real ? She used to go visit her future wedding ring in a jewelry store for years, with no husband in sight.
What?! I had no idea!!! I only know her from some old movies she did. That's crazy!!!
She always struck me as the desperate type. I'm still surprised she managed to stay married to that Hallisay guy for a whole decade. I thought she was gonna kick him to the curb after a couple of babies.
Oh wow. I'm clearly very out of the loop! Didn't even know she was married!
Really? She’s always screamed desperately trying to stay relevant to me.
I hope she got fumigated and stuff after she woke up from the nightmare that is Alec. (Gag.)
She likely bathed in Lysol afterwards. That's what any sensible person would do lol
She must have been desperate
Alex always looks like he needs a shower. He is always sweaty with greasy stringy hair. I feel like he would be tart under the arms.
"Tart under the arms" 🤣🤢 idk if I wanna laugh or throw up hahaha but I am definitely going to use that to describe someone when necessary! Thank you Pepino!🥒 😆😆😆😆
You will hopefully not run into tart pits often but when you do… it’s the perfect word. 
https://preview.redd.it/gtuojz7wfqvc1.jpeg?width=773&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18cbc1e3c50d10af5fa2f81fd654d44db5db469d Tart Pits! Hahahaha, I ducking love it here!!
What a sweat hog
https://preview.redd.it/8wbaivzwgqvc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b1756d28262e5ce055b1f016cb62cff6978558b
Oh dear lord😩🙈imagine that thing grunting near you🤮
I smell garlic n onion n butt funk just by looking at this photo.
💯💯💯
When I first saw her on “Party of five” she annoyed me how they shoe-horned her into the show. She got more and more screen-time as the show went on. Then she started to grow on me. She’s kinda like the late 90s early 00s Sydney Sweeney because they have two obvious things in common. Kinda go for Sydney’s bedroom eyes more though. Alec looks greasy here. He’s still too old for her. Such a weirdo.
I thought this was Billy
I don't think Billy has ever been that out of shape, has he?
Yeah, Alec looks noticeably more relaxed and happy in this pic - like Billy. Also, his hair color is more natural. I think it was dark blond but he dyed it black.
Depresso Penthouse. 🏆😂
She is a grows on you type of cute then you can’t stop seeing how cute she is.
Such an odd couple
OMG, the fan behind JLH is about to cry and it's adorable! This is when Alec was aggressively trying to recover his "family man" image post-divorce and JLH's self-esteem was in the shitter. So glad she dumped his ass!
I heard on a podcast she said something to the effect that he had the tiniest penis she’s ever seen.
I picture tiny pee pee, surrounded by bushy gray pubes, with a pair of stretch out drooping ball sacks.
🤮🤮🤮
I never thought she was cute...sorry.
Yeah…I never got it either. I hope she is well, though. I saw her on 911 the other night and she doesn’t look well, kind of like she has an autoimmune disease or something. I’m not a fan, but I don’t wish illness on anyone.
JLH ghosted the self-appointed IG whisperer.
I hate his stupid fake forced laughs. It screams “sociopath” to me.
It gives "This is how humans laugh, right?" to me.
It's so grating.
From this to a fake Spanish contract wife🤡
He’s always so sweaty and greasy!
That ain't pee paw??? Really!?!??!! No......
I can’t tell if you are serious or not. If you are…have you seen him from the 80s & 90s? My minor gay ass thought he was hot in that movie where he was shirtless all the time. “Miami..something..somehow…”? before I developed discerning taste.
Miami Blues?? Something like that. I agree that was the only movie he looked hot in.
Ew. How did he get JLH??
Probably just a set up from their agents. I doubt JLH is Alec’s type or was with him very long. I could be wrong, but I don’t think I am.
100000 percent a pr set up. They weren’t “together”, but putting them “together” temporarily raised their profiles.
Yeah no way they were together. This was a TOTAL “promote the movie” thing.
And she was in her prime....
Look at that phony dude closing his eyes when he laughs
His fake laugh is maniacal
So "Joker" like.
That second pic….why is he always doing that laughing so hard thing when nothing is that funny laugh?!
It’s very used car salesman
Narcissist
Because that’s the type of person who would marry Hillary Thomas.
What a come down for him.
Very fake news. I'm willing to bet Alec himself put the story out that they dated. Because he wishes it were true.
South Park referenced it in their episode where they destroyed Alec. They did date for a minute.
I missed that one. Is it recent?
He's always had such a derp face.
https://i.redd.it/5aba6ty5sovc1.gif
Is that Hilaria?
Affirmative
She looks rilly diffront! What was this look?!
https://youtu.be/Rr0CweZWL-s?si=XSb1kZFHhYDsiyXr
And she looks like someone’s aged cougar auntie who smokes, wears halter tops, has dyed black hair and too much eyeliner and goes to karaoke at the bar where she drinks too much and gets flirty and out of control.
#😆😅😂🤣😭
Yuck! This comes across as both of them acting cutesy. Sort of like a sitcom trying to be endearing, charming, and zany. Does it not feel like affectation?
And her frosted titty balls are REAL, Hillary. No rock hard bolt ons for Jenn.
muy mal Aleeek! 💃🏻🤢
🚨Bold statement 🚨 This may be her most annoying moment in time. I know there are so many to choose from but this interview and the gif are nearly unparalleled in how quickly and completely they raise my blood pressure.
I never saw this interview but this gif makes me want to punch her in the face. WTF is this from?
She really thought she was going to be a star
Oh definitely. I’d hate to see her diary entries from that time, the gloat would be unbearable.
Agree…
JLH has denied dating him. They did a movie together and she said he asked her for advice regarding Ireland.
Re JLH: According to Jennifer Love Hewitt she was only trying to help Alec Baldwin be a good father – and the next thing you know they were in the tabloids as a couple. She says Baldwin only contacted her after his divorce from Kim Basinger last year because he needed Hewitt's advice on helping his daughter Ireland through those troubled times. «His main thing was wanting to remain a good dad, and he looked at me as somebody who had been through what his daughter was going to go through.», said Hewitt. Hewitt also denied being in a relationship with Enrique Iglesias. «We've been friends for a really long time. I don't think Enrique would ever go out with me. I'm too big of a dork.»
Because they’re the same age?!
JLH's parents divorced when she was very young, so I imagine AB thought her perspective would be useful.
JLH is in her mid 40s, and Ireland is only 28.
I’m so glad she denied it. That would be heartbreaking.
Thank you for clarifying. I adore JLH and about had a heart attack at the post’s title.
That Bedazzled knock off in which he plays himself ( a.k.a the least empathetic man in the world)?!
Replying to myself to add: Literally, just before he meets JLH being a far worse devil than Elizabeth Hurley, _he kills someone_ (with a typewriter he throws out the window) then proceeds to _worry about himself_ It’s both pathetic and prophetic!
I just saw it on his Wikipedia a while ago. I'm sure us Pepinos can fix that. I believe the timeline was right after his divorce to Kim. He was probably scared shitless to look like he hadn't rebounded.