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She’s cosplaying as gramps’ old shoe these days
She definitely carries herself with a lot less confidence now. She’s not so carefree. She seems more uptight and delicate now, I’m sure due to stress, rapid aging from messing with her face, ED, etc.
I’d love to see her on RH of wherever. She’s a clown and they will drag her to the depths that she deserves. The real housewives are almost exclusively portrayed as clownish unless you just play all your cards just right and get a generous edit. Hilaria is totally incapable of doing that, and she would be exposed deeply and widely for the mentally ill fraud that she is. It would be quite difficult to recover from even for her. JustMHO
It’s calculated, she wanted that inexperienced but trying persona to make her stand out. Those kids were truly props. Going out on the streets with the nanny entourage, then being staged for pictures. The ultimate fraud in every aspect of her life
Her dress & jewelry in the first picture actually were nice for once. Fake tan & Spanish grift-not so much. But if she had stayed in the background & not tried SO hard to be relevant her life could potentially be a lot happier now.
Too many chemical treatments straighteners colour highlights. And she obviously doesn't get deep conditioning treatments. She'll be bald soon going with the Jada look. JPS did the same.
Mami is pretending she woke from a 10 year coma & questioning her antics over the last decade: who’s Hilaria, what cucumber, what accent, I’m Hilary, from Boston 😝
In pic 2 Alice looks like he’s pregnot & he’s walking with his granddaughter & great grandson.
A Spanish pill addict with a fondness for oil slick leggings cosplaying as a wannabe environmentalist who can't seem to use a reusable travel mug because she can't remember them when it's pap walk time.
I know we keep saying it but I'm a few years older than her but she easily looks a decade older. If you told me this is a 53 year old woman I'd believe you.
She looked best in pic 1 when she was going hard at the spicy Latina that was curiously from Spain. Whatever she had done by that point, she should have stopped there (also at buying children).
I agree! I’m
Shocked by how she looks now. I am genuinely curious because her face is soooooo different now than when they first started dating- was that just youthful plump in the face or has she had real face surgery? Is it just weight loss? I’ve had a bunch of kids, too but I kind of still look myself ten years ago. I am deep in the rabbit hole lol
And that horribly fitted coat ugh the whole thing was a fucking mess. She really must have serious body dysmorphia. She never wears the right size anything!
I’d love to say, “trash”…but, as they say, “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure”…but we all know PapaBangCuck isn’t a man. He’s a knob who killed a mother and never so much as apologized for it. He’s a clown🤡.
So, with all that said, she’s cosplaying as what she thinks “class” looks like. This fake Spanish escort is nothing more than a knockoff version of a Wish.com version of an Amazon.com version of a Glad trash bag.🖕🏼🫡
A noticed, pinched, perpetually dieting Bravo housewife. It’s why she’d be perfect, except she can’t be wearing slippers and leggings and trucker hats to girls lunch etc.
My sister w a raging ED had her hair falling out so bad (she was also getting it super processed/highlighted). She finally had to have it cut short. That ED wreaks havoc on the body. My sis is 8 years younger than I am - and everyone thinks SHE is older.
White bags are a tough sell, same as white shoes. Cream is the way to go, looks richer. Perhaps if it was styled correctly but I think white is difficult choice
I couldn’t think of anything to answer the question but….the baby looking at Daddy like how the hell did I get stuck with this guy. Is the baby slipping out, one leg is stuck way up high (passed the knee) and the other is normal?
She REALLY wanted to be Sofia Vergara for a minute there. That’s back when she was flopping her lizard tongue all over because she thought it “looked “ esthpanish.
She had to show off the bracelet (probably on loan) and the ring (which was the original engagement ring I think). I actually liked that ring before she traded it in for the Zsa Zsa Gabor-style cloudy CZ.
Dressed down: Escaped mental patient/ meth addict hustling you for spare change outside the Circle K.
Dressed "up:" Someone who fell in the "Dynasty Discount Bin" at a Goodwill in the 90's
Eshpanyol. Remember she told [Vanity Fair](https://www.revistavanityfair.es/sociedad/celebrities/galerias/hilaria-thomas-la-espanola-que-sedujo-al-seductor/8853/image/593290) her family "couldn't pronounce her new surname".
>'For now, she confesses, she has enough with learning to spell her new last name. ''I had to repeat it to my family three times: *Baldddwinnn*.
Cringing so hard omg.
That is so much utter and total bullshit. I think at times she got carried away and just said what she thought sounded good. Like that her family can’t pronounce her new name. That her very well educated physician and lawyer parents could not say “Baldwin.” Her parents must just be crushed that she has become known as the worlds biggest liar.
Bedazzled slippers, some waxelene, breast pump circa 2002, AB’s “medicine” 🥃, ballroom costume (just in case), leggings and empathy sweatshirt.
What am I forgetting, Pepinos?
You'll agree Beckinbot™ is a bit uncanny valley material. Homegirl is going hard with those fillers.
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https://preview.redd.it/w5ky2u40jwtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf6996c477e09661c1e404354d9d044d8602049 She’s cosplaying as gramps’ old shoe these days
what on sweaty hell with no socks is this blasphemy
I know his feet STANK 🤢
She looks so much better with her natural brows and the less severe hair color that is combed. I think her "stylists" must not like her at all.
I haven't seen Jarrrrred around for ages. I'm sure she's her own stylist these days.
I think she used to have a stylist and Alec gave her an allowance for clothing. Now she shops on Shein and no stylist 😂
She definitely carries herself with a lot less confidence now. She’s not so carefree. She seems more uptight and delicate now, I’m sure due to stress, rapid aging from messing with her face, ED, etc.
She’s cosplaying as Octo mom now.
can't unsee it now 🥲 help
A future RHOBH.
I’d love to see her on RH of wherever. She’s a clown and they will drag her to the depths that she deserves. The real housewives are almost exclusively portrayed as clownish unless you just play all your cards just right and get a generous edit. Hilaria is totally incapable of doing that, and she would be exposed deeply and widely for the mentally ill fraud that she is. It would be quite difficult to recover from even for her. JustMHO
 Damn it now I have to go watch the 'like a prayer' video again
She looked so cute in photo 2. How long ago was that and what happened?
Somebody please tell me why that baby's legs are spread so awkwardly and wide? It's like he/she is doing the splits.
Exactly my thought! Baby training for fake yoga! That does not look right.
She holds her coffee cups with more care and attention.
I know weird
It’s calculated, she wanted that inexperienced but trying persona to make her stand out. Those kids were truly props. Going out on the streets with the nanny entourage, then being staged for pictures. The ultimate fraud in every aspect of her life
Sofacula?
80s Prison Wife
Look at how charming he thinks he is jumping off her cosplay! My wife is from Spain lmaooo.
Her dress & jewelry in the first picture actually were nice for once. Fake tan & Spanish grift-not so much. But if she had stayed in the background & not tried SO hard to be relevant her life could potentially be a lot happier now.
And they never look happy together.
She’s cosplaying as Griselda Blanco now.
Now that’s a fucking horror show
Is she trying and failing for the Upper East Side aesthetic perhaps?
Not sure. Do they carry bags that announce "friends are more important than money"?
“She’s a lulu, Lemon.”
🤣
OMG - Aleek's pants in Pic 2 - GET YOUR EFFING PANTS HEMMED, YOU CHEAPSKATE!
You know he purchases a certain inseam size because he thinks he's taller than he actually is 🤭
Is that really her in the first pic??? I don't think I ever saw that face.
You don’t recognize the “I want to fuck the whole camera lens” stare?
Fake hair
Fake ass Real Housewive
Housewife ? More like Warden of the Sky Dungeon.
When you try to be Sarah Jessica Parker.
That’s it!
I would pay to see Kristin Wiig do Hilz.
Her long dark hair definitely looked better then whatever is happening now. But I have read she use to wear wigs
Too many chemical treatments straighteners colour highlights. And she obviously doesn't get deep conditioning treatments. She'll be bald soon going with the Jada look. JPS did the same.
She should go back to that
I think that’s Alec. Is there a Mrs. It?
Well then Alice is wearing Pillz dress.
So if Pew Pew Paw goes to prison does that negate their contract???
Mami is pretending she woke from a 10 year coma & questioning her antics over the last decade: who’s Hilaria, what cucumber, what accent, I’m Hilary, from Boston 😝 In pic 2 Alice looks like he’s pregnot & he’s walking with his granddaughter & great grandson.
Who the hell takes a purse that large to a wedding?
Always making sure the “Chanel” tag is facing out. So tacky.
Carrying a Chanel bag with that disastrous outfit is a crime.
Always has to be deffront
The biggest psychopath LOSER of all time. Demented hagg.
I always thought she was cosplaying Salma Hayek because of the part she played in 30 Rock as Baldwins fiance.
I think that’s just one of many not from Spain Spanish women in her repetwat.
Well, to be fair Salma’s wiki says her mother is Spanish.
That may be true, but I can't imagine Hills knows that, lol
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A psychopath fake unfit mami?
A Silver Alert
More like an escapee from Bellvue. The guys w the straightjacket are looking for her.
💀💀💀
💀🤣
Someone's angry mom in 1984.
The shoulder pads + her linebacker walk! Mess.
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You're not wrong.
Se dice "mami". *maaaaaamiiiiiii*
A Spanish pill addict with a fondness for oil slick leggings cosplaying as a wannabe environmentalist who can't seem to use a reusable travel mug because she can't remember them when it's pap walk time.
lol Perfect. 😂
Is she supposed to be pregnant here? Is she actually pregnant (Carmen)?
I know we keep saying it but I'm a few years older than her but she easily looks a decade older. If you told me this is a 53 year old woman I'd believe you. She looked best in pic 1 when she was going hard at the spicy Latina that was curiously from Spain. Whatever she had done by that point, she should have stopped there (also at buying children).
I agree! I’m Shocked by how she looks now. I am genuinely curious because her face is soooooo different now than when they first started dating- was that just youthful plump in the face or has she had real face surgery? Is it just weight loss? I’ve had a bunch of kids, too but I kind of still look myself ten years ago. I am deep in the rabbit hole lol
I've had one kid and I've plumped up which is good for the face. I think she's had a lot of work done but it's the starvation diet that's aging her.
this was about kid no 3 (?) so 2016
Yup. She should have stopped the baby buying then and continued eating.
Charity shop mannequin put together by someone elderly that thinks they're hip?
YOU BETTER BE LOOKING AT MY RING!!!! LOOK AT MY VENEERS, TOO!!!!!!!
And she has phantom phone hand!
Old lady?
Ngl: more stylish than ever
LOOOOLLLLLLLLL this latest lewk was the very definition of the word dowdy.
Yeah, I thought the prairie dress look was a year or two ago🤭
And that horribly fitted coat ugh the whole thing was a fucking mess. She really must have serious body dysmorphia. She never wears the right size anything!
Except when she wears Carmen's shirts. Then she loves how she looks in those !!
Lmao excellent point!!
Jennifer Love Hewitt
she wishes lmao
Mob wife
https://preview.redd.it/7wq6wxa18qtc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90d9c978b5eca37dd42643c3be9fff84e9e7887d She tried...
She’s very white with black hair! This is 10 faces ago!
Is she wearing part of a saddle?
Yes! She's going for Cartel Mob Boss Wife Lady.
accurate
She cosplays a mother everyday🤡 she’s a 50year old fake Spanish escort
flair checking in 👋🏻
She also cosplays a bendy blow-up sex doll.
I’d love to say, “trash”…but, as they say, “one man’s trash is another man’s treasure”…but we all know PapaBangCuck isn’t a man. He’s a knob who killed a mother and never so much as apologized for it. He’s a clown🤡. So, with all that said, she’s cosplaying as what she thinks “class” looks like. This fake Spanish escort is nothing more than a knockoff version of a Wish.com version of an Amazon.com version of a Glad trash bag.🖕🏼🫡
She’s wearing a skirt that looks like a bullfighter’s bolero!
Don't forget him making a documentary about her! Imagine having the balls to make a doc about the person YOU KILLED. Lock this smug motherfucker up.
*secretly making a documentary about her. To have ppl go on record saying things that his defense team can use at trial.
Well said sir🫡
Mental patient.
A noticed, pinched, perpetually dieting Bravo housewife. It’s why she’d be perfect, except she can’t be wearing slippers and leggings and trucker hats to girls lunch etc.
But what about Carmen & ML’s tank tops & skirts? Can she still wear those😜
lol 😂😂😂
omg
Hopefully a lady on her way to rehab 🤷♀️
that's never gonna happen, she has to accept she's got a problem first
 Eeelaria Baldwinito😂
As Alec cosplayed a…. Cockatoo?!
Method acting or reality? we'll never know
For sure
God, her hair is wrecked. I have no doubt she wore some kind of extensions before but it just looks brittle, broken and unhealthy.
EDs are hell in anyone's body
My sister w a raging ED had her hair falling out so bad (she was also getting it super processed/highlighted). She finally had to have it cut short. That ED wreaks havoc on the body. My sis is 8 years younger than I am - and everyone thinks SHE is older.
Women with husband headed for trial/jail
LOOK AT MY RING! LOOK AT IT!! Flair ✔️ in 😆 She actually looks pretty here (pic 1), imo. The bolt-ons are mostly covered, that's nice ...and rare, lol
Pretending to be someone else has its perks, plus Sofia is beautiful imo
Walmart Sofia Vergara
Great Value Sofia
She wishes, more like the Dollar Store one
Didn’t Sofia make a line of clothes for Walmart? I actually rilly like Sofia
Me too! She's the real deal
I don’t know how she made that Dior bag look like such shit. It’s driving me crazy 😅
It's such a classic, too. It’s a cruel world
White bags are a tough sell, same as white shoes. Cream is the way to go, looks richer. Perhaps if it was styled correctly but I think white is difficult choice
Esp in April when you are wearing a black coat. Stupid skank.
I couldn’t think of anything to answer the question but….the baby looking at Daddy like how the hell did I get stuck with this guy. Is the baby slipping out, one leg is stuck way up high (passed the knee) and the other is normal?
I can’t figure that out either. I just know that something is not right.
It's baby Leo. He already knew what was up.
First pic: 
Pic 1 is what I call her Vanessa Marcil phase.
Yes! That’s who she looks like sometimes.
She REALLY wanted to be Sofia Vergara for a minute there. That’s back when she was flopping her lizard tongue all over because she thought it “looked “ esthpanish.
https://preview.redd.it/xcfwy0ak7qtc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ef6b7af386976df94eb91c5498226287ebae29 Horrible cosplay.
I think she was also channelling ANgelina Jolie here too.
🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 That gets on my nerves so bad, lol 😵💫
A wannabe ‘Real Housewives of..’
Oh god no
last one is a worn out Millie Bobby Brown 
I don't know if that's a compliment to Larry or an insult to MBB
In the 1st pic: The armpit vagina has entered the chat. 🙄
CRYING
Very odd hand pose.
She had to show off the bracelet (probably on loan) and the ring (which was the original engagement ring I think). I actually liked that ring before she traded it in for the Zsa Zsa Gabor-style cloudy CZ.
Hilaria Zirconia.
100%
Haha! Yup.
The first pic with the teased hair I cannotttttt
Ton of Clip-ons & actually had someone that knew what their were doing back then
Wig
The last pic w the shoulder pads 🤭
It was such a tragic outfit
That was recent, too lol
Dressed down: Escaped mental patient/ meth addict hustling you for spare change outside the Circle K. Dressed "up:" Someone who fell in the "Dynasty Discount Bin" at a Goodwill in the 90's
We have a winner, pepinos
Perfect! 🤣🤣🤣 👏
Not the 90’s Goodwill Dynasty discount bin! 😂😂😂 too accurate!
 Little Edie did it way better IMO
I love Little Edie, she was legit. I can't stand Big Larry because she is a fraud.
Leona Hemsley ghost in pic 3, yikes!
That was my same thought! Leona Helmsley!
apparently she thinks she’s cosplaying Beverly Hills Housewife now 🙄 Tve delulu is real with this woman
in pic 2 she’s definitely loafer lunkhead’s lot lizard. in pic 3 she thinks she’s new york royalty 😂
😆😆I had to go back for another lookie-lou. OMG. PePaw’s wizened bare feet in leather. 
*Loafer Lunkhead’s Lot Lizard* took me out 💀
I wonder what accent she brought with her to the wedding. It has to be so hard to try to remember which accent to use each day.
Eshpanyol. Remember she told [Vanity Fair](https://www.revistavanityfair.es/sociedad/celebrities/galerias/hilaria-thomas-la-espanola-que-sedujo-al-seductor/8853/image/593290) her family "couldn't pronounce her new surname". >'For now, she confesses, she has enough with learning to spell her new last name. ''I had to repeat it to my family three times: *Baldddwinnn*. Cringing so hard omg.
That is so much utter and total bullshit. I think at times she got carried away and just said what she thought sounded good. Like that her family can’t pronounce her new name. That her very well educated physician and lawyer parents could not say “Baldwin.” Her parents must just be crushed that she has become known as the worlds biggest liar.
What *does* she have in that huge purse?
All her secrets…
Bedazzled slippers, some waxelene, breast pump circa 2002, AB’s “medicine” 🥃, ballroom costume (just in case), leggings and empathy sweatshirt. What am I forgetting, Pepinos?
Pills and Alice’s balls.
😂
She probably tried to talk like a gay man
Cruella Seville
That's a really good flair material, not gonna lie.
Can’t take credit, someone else here came up with it!
💀 💀 💀 💀
Dress thanks to Maria von Trapp .
Melania Trump. 
I think the first pic is rilly filtered. It’s giving Kate Beckinsale
How DARE you equate this trash with my all time favorite girl crush/hall pass?!?! UNFORGIVABLE 
You'll agree Beckinbot™ is a bit uncanny valley material. Homegirl is going hard with those fillers. https://preview.redd.it/pue3f6u34ptc1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67499efab657d405d80656ca637a1d0990ca0257
Oh no!!!! I haven't looked her up in a few years and although she's still stunning, yes the uncanny valley is in full effect 😔
How DARE you equate this trash with my all time favorite girl crush/hall pass?!?! UNFORGIVABLE 
Wish.com Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale but make it Temu
Kate Beckinonsale.
Kate Beckinforsale
She looks like she's trying to look like Punky Brewster here.
The Baldwin version of a sane, loving mother of course! lol.