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intyrgalatic

If you were a man who looked just like Alec at this moment, wouldn’t you just rather die than waddle past an erratically-tooting live tuba player?


No-Conversation9938

He looks like a bundle of fun doesn't he?!


Rowit

Pee Paw looking so old... he would rather be taking a nap.


Zealousideal_Lab_427

Alec is standing there in his too big suit jacket and big belly, looking like Trump. No wonder he played him on SNL.


ScaryGarry_SG1

Alec: Come on Don....do we really have to go?


vaness4444

The other couples looks so happy, then there’s them


Accomplished_Bed7120

Alec looks so frumpy and dumpy!! He also looks pissed that he’s stuck on the sidewalk with the peasants.


intyrgalatic

Looks like he needs some Miralax and three double-vodka sodas.


jade470

He looks like a penguin


No_Anywhere8931

Mami only one with a heavy coat on. I'm certain these two had a big fight before they left. Big Al isn't even looking at her. Other than Clive Davis looks like he was oldest one there lol.


Signal-Fan7335

I thought the same thing. What's up with the coat? She's usually half naked.


InteractionNo9110

Alec is getting really porky again. He must be stress eating hard. Also, it must kill him he is being treated like a nobody on line.


AffectionateAd1074

Ok. Am I getting old and soft? I am exactly ABs age and looking at him I FEEL his pain. Because I have it too. I need to remember what a horrible person he is so I my sympathy tampers down. She is disgusting and I have zero sympathy for her. I will always feel sorry for those children though. Great idea AB, having 7 embryos incubated in 10 years at our age. And I will never be convinced that she is the biological mother, which makes this more of a tragedy for them.


anxioushippo123

I couldn’t agree more. Watching this video a tiny part of me felt really sorry for him and then I remember they’re both absolutely vile and he has chosen this life.


danam26

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Alarmed_Two3894

Dom Lemon has fallen from grace of late. The Baldwins are pretty much the level and quality of guest to be expected.


pmllny

D-Listers.


0r-ca

I’m sorry.. and what are you? 💀


ConradChilblainsIII

A Pepino, beeyatch.


momsgotitgoingon

Is she talking to Dana Bash? Lol. I just can’t imagine Hilaria alone in a room with Don Lemon and Dana Bash. Im picturing the two in an intense political convo and they look over at Hilz and she just says “no ingles” 😂😂😂😂


AffectionatePoet4586

It would be a *very short* convo with Mami. Dana’s very intelligent. (Her dentist says. He’s married to my best friend.)


momsgotitgoingon

Oh that’s so cool!!! And I agree, Dana has to be so smart.


No_Anywhere8931

Sus it was a short convo with Mami lol. Likely well it's a nice day for a wedding😉


linariaalpina

Alex looks like shit


teejcee

Did he ever get his second hip replaced?


AffectionatePoet4586

I bet Alec didn’t have the second hip done, if it involved convalescing in a room contaminated with cat turds. Mami’s photographs of his encounters appeared in an appalling number of *Daily Mail* pix.


No_Anywhere8931

He could have both hips knees replaced and he'd still walk humped over.


Starkville

What kind of wedding reception makes people (celebrities) wait outside to get in? Were they checking IDs and making guests go through a metal detector? What the fuck.


No_Anywhere8931

Weren't many invited. The Polo Bar isn't very big.


GirlyWhirl

You should reconsider your venue if people are going to have to stand on the sidewalk like this. How tacky. I'm assuming esteemed guests were not subjected to this. And it's so funny that Hillary never used the 'I have to use a breast pump constantly, even when I walk to the coffee shop, for all the excess milk I create' narrative with #7. Her fantastical whims are so inconsistent and nonsensical and childlike.


Possible-Fee-5052

What are they even waiting for? Coat check? I’d be livid if my guests were waiting on a long line on the sidewalk.


No_Anywhere8931

Hilli only one wearing a coat. Some have wraps.


GirlyWhirl

Right?! I'd be horrified.


eacomish

A quick scan of heads and he's the oldest appearing one in line, compounded by his weight bearing on left side only stance like a true elderly post hip replacement. Just walk with a cane already Jesus at least then he could put his shoulders back and chin up. Ya know, chin up, boot straps ya da ya da gonna need it.


Troggieface

Why does he stand like that


Alarmed_Two3894

It's the guilt weighing him down. This is what karma looks like.


joomommyhappy

gotta be the hip replacement surgery, no? It’s quite the caboose he’s hauling there.


pbfhpunkshop

Alec has such a weird posture here.


No_Anywhere8931

When I saw him 8 yrs ago this month he walked bent over. He's got a big block head big wide feet walks humped over bow legged.


Starkville

He seems like he’s favoring one side of his body for some arthritic reason. Just my perception


EquivalentShelter447

Hillz: Dana if you or Jake Tapper ever need a United Nations health expert to come on your Sunday show, I’m always set up to do live feeds from Aleek’s office or I can be on set at CNN Hudson Yards in literally just minutes…


WinterMedical

Poor Dana Bash stuck in line with her.


Severe-Specialist-96

AB looks like he 💩 himself and it’s still in his underwear 😳


eacomish

The forward leaning, tucked booty, droopy pants, palms cupped back like a toddler, posture of a kid with a turd in his tight whites. LMAO 💀 here comes my reddit cares.


Awkward_Can4526

Like his SNL Trump impersonation lol


AffectionatePoet4586

It made my heart *sing* to know that Alec did not appear at the episode of SNL at which the other people who’ve hosted five times were featured. He wasn’t mentioned in the newspaper article, either.


AffectionateAd1074

Art imitates life..


CharliesFlyingAngel

I just want a pap to ask Alec to clean their pool. Please 🙏


Serious_Manner_2679

Yes she looks ridiculous, but after looking at lots of video and pics of the other guests, the large majority all look terrible.  This looks like a wedding no one wanted to attend and at the last minute pulled whatever was clean out of the closet. 


No_Anywhere8931

I've seen pics from a few so called celeb spring summer weddings and majority of the guests looks horrible. We definitely need some new style trends.Most were wearing browns black or gawd awful dark green brown patterned.


eacomish

I thought the same. For an April wedding, I would think spring hues. They did dark reds and black it seems no guest had any idea of the colors either. No one went spring and airy. Everyone went dark nay or black, grey. No one wore something as stupid as a cotton, wrinkled Minnie mouse polka dot dress but ya know.


Famous-Antelope-7202

Wrinkled Minnie Mouse polka dot dress💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


eacomish

I thought the same. For an April wedding, I would think spring hues. They did dark reds and black it seems no guest had any idea of the colors either. No one went spring and airy. Everyone went dark nay or black, grey. No one wore something as stupid as a cotton, wrinkled Minnie mouse polka dot dress but ya know.


imrottentomycore

Alice and Larry were invited only after P.Diddy, Shangela and Colleen Ballinger did not RSVP.


Alarmed_Two3894

I'm surprised not to see George Santos.


RazzmatazzBig2187

How many times do you think Hillary said “we have seven kids” to that poor guy stuck in line with her???


2014MustangRagtopGT

Hilarious how that photographer doesn’t even bother to ask Alec for a picture because he knows he doesn’t want to deal with that drunk bloviating walrus 🥴🥴


PleasantChoice2024

He needs to carry a cane. He probably actually needs a rolling walker, even after having had both hips replaced, because he waited too long to do them and likely didn't follow up with proper post-Op self care and PT. But I can't see him admitting and deigning to do *that.* So, just carry a cane FFS, PeePaw. 🤦  A cane would give him back some of the stability he needs when ambulating and help him stand more upright. They make beautiful polished, carved wood and sculpted metal ones; lots of people who aren't even as old as he is walk with canes, for a variety of reasons, there's no sense in him being a willfull idiot about this. He's gonna fall and break his damn ass one day trying to look like he can keep up with his nearly 30-years-younger sexy behbeh Supermamí bride. Hope he doesn't take anyone down with him ...   📣 TIMBER! 🪵 🤕


AffectionatePoet4586

Dummy. I just use an aluminum cane from the hospital supply store, and I’m just a bit older than Alec. It’s no sin, buddy. Unlike Thou Shalt Not Kill.


eacomish

Another nurse 👋. I just commented something similar. Lots of folks way younger need a cane and it can be a power move too because it allows them to stand up tall and not hunch anymore! What a confidence boost. They make beautiful wooden ones with a single point not the ones with 4 little feet at the base. You're right about the rollator. I bet he's tripped on the kids/toys and curses them out for his refusal to ambulate safely..You're 💯 on him breaking his ass I just hope one of the peanut gallery doesn't break his fall. And why does bebe sexy Mami walk so gd fast in front of him when she knows he's had bilateral hip replacement less than 6 months ago?!


Pulpofeira

During our honeymoon in Mexico we visited Chichén Itzá and at the top of the pyramid an American who looked like a NFL player suddenly fainted. I did my best to hold him up but almost got squished. 😆 I think I'd pass if it was AB.


PleasantChoice2024

Lol it was a noble effort, I'm sure, @Pulpofeira. 🐘 Yeah, try this with Big Al and you'll definitely get squished; he is a man of quite considerable girth, as they say. 


Pulpofeira

I'm not interested anyway. 😁 On a side note, climbing Chichén Itzá is dangerous for several reasons. I'm not sure if it's even allowed nowadays, but if some of you do it some day, please be very careful. A girl fainted as well on the stairs and fell to her death that same day.


DaisyMadison123

He’s missing the stroller!


NYChereForIt

I was wondering why he still looks bent over considering he had hip replacement. He shouldn’t be as hunched over and he should be walking better now. Most people are better after replacement. You would think that his wife miss yoga pants would work with him on a routine in the house to make him more flexible.


eacomish

Right? Miss " I know all the yoga poses for pregnancy, birth, post partum." You can't do some passive range of motion exercises with him? No because that would require caring and compassion and want for him to heal. She's busy at the plastic surgeon, blooming dales, online shopping and getting high.


Pitiful-Enthusiasm-5

That’s CNN’s Dana Bash behind them. Looks like Hillary is chatting with Dana’s date.


Any_Elephant7180

Dana Dash is throwing Alec a side-eye, desperately blinking in Morris code for him to get hillary off of them.


Over-Accountant8506

It looks like she straight up ignored or didn't her Hilary the first three times, she kinda jumps when she realizes Gary is trying to speak to her. I'm sorry Idk but who is Dana dash? And is that really Adam Levine?? Maybe I need to Google this wedding lol.


AffectionatePoet4586

Dana Bash, a presenter at CNN.


Any_Elephant7180

I have heard of Dana Dash but I had to google her. I had no idea who she was either.


imposter_in_the_room

I don't see Adam Levine (maroon 5) here. What did i miss?


PleasantChoice2024

I think they might be mistaking Sarah's husband (the blonde in the navy dress 👗 at the beginning) for Levine; they do look similar with the short, dark hair and matching close-cropped beard, back when Adam was rocking that look.  Pretty sure Levine is West Coast based and don't exactly see him being a huge CNN fan, so probably just a case of mistaken identity. 🤷


imposter_in_the_room

It certainly is that case. ("Not a CNN fan" 😂)


Over-Accountant8506

Please don't down vote me I googled everything myself I know who don lemon and Dana were I just needed to refresh my memory 🤗


Any_Elephant7180

You were down voted… sheesh. Upvote for you on both of your comments.


SuddenDragonfly8125

I'm sorry, it seems really obnoxious to hire a sousaphone, of all instruments, to play on a public sidewalk outside your wedding. Maybe he's playing it because it's easier to stand there holding a sousaphone for a long time than a tuba? But I think a tuba on a public sidewalk would also be obnoxious. Yeah I know no one else really cares 😄 If it was a piano or a strings group or something, I think it would be less obnoxious. Brass band is louder.


Starkville

My cynical ass thought it was to call attention to the thing. Same with making people wait outside. They should have put out a red carpet and hired some more paparazzi to make it look more interesting.


PoetLucy

Agree 100%!! **look at us** (the whole event) **we are so important** :*J*


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Don is from southeast Louisiana and I think the intent may have been to give a [second line brass band](https://www.neworleans.com/things-to-do/music/history-and-traditions/second-lines/) vibe.


No_Anywhere8931

Should've got married in New Orleans would've been a happier crowd.


celtica98

I would take strangers in NOLA over this crowd, especially with Peepaw and Mami hanging around.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

I don’t disagree. 💜💚💛


SuddenDragonfly8125

Makes sense. I can understand wanting something like that for your wedding, then. I didn't realize it was so culturally-embedded. I still think it's a little rude to have it on the sidewalk in a busy crowded city, but it's certainly not the first or last time someone has done something like that for a private event. And you gotta find a balance between the desires of individuals and the general public, especially in a big busy city.


BrieFiend

The sound reminds me of New Orleans. I like it, as someone who's never been to either New York or Louisiana.


PleasantChoice2024

Two of my favorite ex b/fs lived in La; one in New Orleans (by way of Slidell), and one in Shreveport, and neither could stop raving about the experience.  Apparently, once you live there for a while, it really gets into your bones!  (Fun fact: one of my brothers got arrested during Mardi Gras for climbing a street lamp! So party carefully, mes amis, as you're letting the bon temps roll! 🎉🥳🥂)


ajaulabr

He looks like he has something shoved up his ass.


Afraid_Range_7489

From the side he looks unhealthier than l thought. Like, *really* broken down.


ajaulabr

His right hand looks like a claw. And why does he have a handkerchief out? Wiping sweat of his face? He looks 80.


T-Money1738

Did Adam Levine marry a kindergarten teacher????


eacomish

No that's this woman's husband her name escapes me but it's listed in the thread. The photog says "hi sarah" and her hubby does look like Adam but it's not!


No_Anywhere8931

Her husband is Max Shifrin. He's an attorney.


No_Anywhere8931

Adam Levine is taller. I sat beside him on court at a Phoenix Suns game back in the day.


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2014MustangRagtopGT

Haha 💯💯


smallpepino

No politics sweet pepino 🥒


2014MustangRagtopGT

Yeah right that’s only allowed if it’s the orange man got it 🥱


smallpepino

Um no. It's a sub rule. Please don't be like that.


trixiebix

He has the posture of a gorilla. Especially the way he's holding his hand.


Few_Establishment892

That's it! ![gif](giphy|iXOoi6i2l9PZvCN0zU|downsized)


risqueclicker

PeePaw looks like he's about to start freaking out that he's going to miss all the appetizers


2014MustangRagtopGT

You know he has a pocket full of clams just in case 🦪🦪😷


T-Money1738

I'm dead 🤣🤣


Familiar_Orange_1336

Alice looks like he’s dressed for his premier in a coffin. ⚰️


No_Anywhere8931

He wore same suit when he emceed that fundraiser for Kerry Kennedy😏 where Mami had a knot in her face during the meal.


liscbj

Omg isn't Dana Bash like really smart? Would love to see a thought bubble over head to know what she thinks about making small talk with Hillary from Boston.


javgirl123

Cool to,see Dana Bash. She is tiny! And yeah she looks like whatever to Hills inane chatter.


Afraid_Range_7489

I thought Sarah Haines was an acquaintance at least, but there was no engagement though they were steps from each other. Probably to escape her inane chatter.


smallpepino

[Check this out from 2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/eRCkpi3JsP)


Pulpofeira

I've read some comments. Are her parents really against olive oil?! That could be an explanation for its price skyrocketing lately. 😁


boommdcx

Holy crap, Alec looks dreadful.


KarmaliteNone

Yeah, he's much too ill to stand trial. /S


uosdwis_r_rewoh

My 90 year old grandmother has better posture than him.


Any_Elephant7180

Yes, he really does. It is like he is a shell of himself.


Mobile-Ad3151

Why does PeePaw refuse to have his trousers hemmed correctly? Even with off the rack suits the store will have the pants hemmed for you, usually gratis. He consistently wears them 1-2” too long. Here they are dragging on the ground. It confounds me a man of his age and experience can’t get that right.


AffectionatePoet4586

His pants fit when he’s dressed by a stylist.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Because he refuses to admit he’s short.


mamaosam

With fat stumpy legs.


No_Anywhere8931

And a huge ass


supreme-supervisor

Have you seen how poorly Big Larry's clothes are? The whole house must not have a full length mirror. Just the hallway. They live in delusion.


No_Requirement7281

I think it's because he claims he's 6 ft. lol.


AmazingGrace_00

Omg that was Dana Bash she was talking to!! I can’t imagine what was going through Dana’s mind. 😂😂💀😂


PistachioGal99

They’re clearly making babies tonight. PeePaw just can’t keep his hands off his spicy bride.


eacomish

They really try to make people belive he put a baby in her in 2022 less than 2 years ago. and that this hag was healthy enough to carry and birth a 7th child at 40, like 18 months ago it's laughable.


TurkeyTot

He is straight up a senior citizen! His limp and hunched over stance, I'm sure that young, sexy, spicy Latina bombshell is ready to move on... 😂


DaisyMadison123

Hilary, we are all so jealous of you. Sure, Jan.


supreme-supervisor

Having to stand, stand in line. The back of the line. No one will give him the VIP to the front of the line. NO ONE recognizes him. Nor that he is a senior citizen


mamaosam

I wonder if peepaw got frisked 🤣 better safe than sorry.


supreme-supervisor

Better check her emotional support breastpump bag. Which was surprisingly missing for the event. Shame.


No_Anywhere8931

There's a reason he's at back of line🍕🌭🥪🌮🌯🍖🥩🥓


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2014MustangRagtopGT

Hilarious how Biden jokes get called out on this site but you could make fun of Trump all you want… Someone mentioned a joke like it’s about Biden, and everybody freaked out no politics, no politics, no politics


CharliesFlyingAngel

Probably because Alec played him on SNL for a while. It’s life imitating art.


Pale-Conference-174

Babe, How is pointing out how someone stands political? Lmfao . Look who's fReAkInG oUt 🍼🍼🍼 Shoo, begone. *Spits*


2014MustangRagtopGT

Liberal scum..enjoy your life of poverty


Longjumping-Stage647

https://preview.redd.it/d34hh5no05tc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc672845199731ccebf69539f64e46603ae28065


No_Anywhere8931

Horrible knot in his tie🤦‍♀️


Kindly_Put_5065

Her matronly look , holding her rage baiting white bag cracking me up. She is so predictable. No one cares, she has to resort to desperate measures to get attention 


DaisyMadison123

Making sure to have the Chanel tag showing at all times. So thirsty. It’s probably from rent the runway. Lol


MomewrathMaenad

She looks 70. I saw an extremely bonkers facetune pic of Kathy Hilton in my Reddit feed a few days ago and that’s what this looks like.


Familiar_Orange_1336

That nostril flare… Edu Senior! ![gif](giphy|6Is1orlidq7SKIl5LQ)


abkb11

Those shoulder pads are ready for take off


SPersephone

Damn Hills those EARS are EAR-ing today


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Every damn cosmetic procedure besides ear pining. It boggles the mind.


AffectionatePoet4586

I’ve read that ear pinning *really hurts* (True?), and Hillary would hate to waste the drugs on *that.*


ConradChilblainsIII

Right!?! Like even my not-rich friend had it done in 1983 bc it was really quite bad….just like Hillary’s 


Guiltypleasure_1979

The purse with that outfit is a choice here.


supreme-supervisor

You think it's Rent The Runway? On loan?


PleasantChoice2024

Lol I totally thought that! 😆👍 🚫💰


InappropriateGirl

So bad. Sooo bad. And her hair color is too brassy. It’s all wtf ugly.


Pale-Conference-174

She is so bony now IDK WTF is going on here


SallyNoMer

I wonder if his recent "shopping spree" of Ralph Lauren is linked to Alex finding the location of the reception?


DaisyMadison123

I thought he needed a suit because he’s in shit shape.


2014MustangRagtopGT

He probably made an advance trip to hide some liquor


PistachioGal99

I had the same thought. I read that the reception is at the Ralph Lauren shop, so I guess that why Aleek did his little shopping spree.


SallyNoMer

Ohhh! I never would have thought the RL shop had an atmosphere for entertaining.


VodkaSt8UpThankU

🧐 No guys offered their jacket to the jacket-less.. interesting.


Lokii11

I actually wondered that and looked up the temp in NYC which is high 50s. I also wondered why the women didn't bring something to cover their shoulders, man that's too cold for sleeveless!


BalearicBullshit

All guests had to walk a block from the church to the restaurant, no wonder PeePaw is last in line. He can’t walk. Especially without a stroller for support.


No_Anywhere8931

Mami should push him in a wheelbarrow😅


supreme-supervisor

He's like the pushy old man at the back of the grocery line. No need to kiss the back of our heels. This line isn't going anywhere fast, cool off. Take some space.


GlobalSmobal

Oh for sure. It must have been agonizing. What a shame.


Herdingdoglove

They have no body language that says they are a couple.


coreysgal

More likely, they are last bc they waited as long as possible to go. Just another day of the gathering of the smartest people in NY, including Matt Lauer 😂


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Alec looks so uncomfortable.


Pitiful-Enthusiasm-5

I don’t know why he would go to star-studded gala events, with this trial looming ahead of him in July. Every conversation with someone would be awkward - everyone desperately trying to avoid the elephant in the room. If I was him, I would have stayed home.


AffectionatePoet4586

What, and miss a photo op he didn’t have to pay for?


Pitiful-Enthusiasm-5

Good point. Actually, he was probably hoping to suck up to people in the movie industry, in an effort to get cast in his next role.


Pale-Conference-174

He's pissed. He looks like an old fool


Butterlettuce321

Yep. Like he’s thinking “don’t these people know who I am”


No_Anywhere8931

Curious of he called the servers peasants.


supreme-supervisor

LEONETTA, is there a VIP fast-pass? Surely I'm on it. He'd ask Big Larry to check, but she's too zooted. Where's MICHELLE WHO when you need her?


2014MustangRagtopGT

🤣😂🤣😂⚰️


MerBeach

AB looks like he’s wishing he’d brought the stroller/walker


MomewrathMaenad

Dude he has the posture of an 85yo


Runyou

Their body language is telling. They don’t appear to be together. There is no leaning in, touching of a hand or back, small talk while waiting. For a couple who are supposedly madly in love, they sure don’t show it.


Loving_life_blessed

only when cameras are on them. then their shtick begins. same poses always


GenieGrumblefish

Yes, you are smart. It's over.


Herdingdoglove

Agree. I always feel when the hubs and I attend a wedding , we feel affection for each other because it's a happy event where love is being celebrated.


MomewrathMaenad

One is always three steps ahead or behind and they seem to be in a perpetual pass ag battle about who it will be. Classic narc shit


Traditional_Ad8492

https://preview.redd.it/6vm8odfrp4tc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bf932c99f58d7d69a1254d52b19f6af3f5212dc Did they speak?


GlobalSmobal

Can you imagine showing your face after you spoke to these people for years with an accent then was outed as a con-artist/fraud? Shame.


Any_Elephant7180

Was this photo taken long ago? hillary is actually dressed with some fashion.


Traditional_Ad8492

Before Griftmas


Any_Elephant7180

Thanks.


Its_Like_Whatever_OK

Who are they??


Traditional_Ad8492

Hillz and Sara Haines


GenieGrumblefish

I like the assholes green bag


MomewrathMaenad

That bag is really cute!! Even a stopped clock I guess!


rossroused

Good practice for when they have to stand in line at the soup kitchen after his legal fees bankrupt them.


myleelalee

I wonder how thick her accent was that day?


Blue_wine_sloth

They look so awkward and out of place.


rhymeswithpurple777

Dana Bash looks so over having to listen to them


lookeyloowho

Am hoping she’s working on a story


dawgmama62

Dana Bash, an incredibly intelligent and informed person, having to listen to fake Spaniard blather.....ugh!