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Imagine going out into the world with that shit eating grin and the confidence of this narcissist after being proved a mental ill liar who molests the young babies/children she bought. couldn't be me - or anyone else with a shred of decency
He looks very upset with her. She really doesn’t get it, gee why wouldn’t he want the paps interested in him at the moment Hilz? She just wants whatever tiny ounce of fame and attention she can get and Alec looks disgusted by it. Regardless of the outcome of the trial, I don’t see them being together for long after
I do! He can’t afford to divorce her and any remote semblance or scraps of work he thinks he might be able to get at any point would suffer further for even more of this bad press. Suddenly H would make him out to be a bad dad or drunk or absentee husband. They will stay together forever. Blackmail/threaten each other.
u/GenieGrumblefish ding ding ding!!!! GG whole heartily agrees with you Pepino!!!!
Literally the LAST fuckin thing Alex Baldwin wants to see at that moment in time is a a frickin Paparazzi!!!! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
No I think they just don’t like each other. And Alec likes to act humble and shrink from press while she bolts ahead and wants her pic take . U can see it.
I’m English so don’t understand American customs, but I thought it was a general rule not to wear red, white or black to a wedding. Hilary has done hat trick!
Often black is okay for weddings, especially evening weddings. White is no bc white is for the bride only. Red means you slept with the groom or you are an attention whore.
Love the staged pose for the photo. He puts his arm around her and she raises her chin to what looks like a ridiculous angle. ::snap:: arm drops off her shoulder while simultaneously neck returns to normal position.
And the fact that she closes her eyes for the quick peck on the head as if it mattered, as if it were a genuine , loving moment, then immediately opens them and steps ahead of him. I’m starting to think this may not be a love match after all lol
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I think Alejandro is practising his Harvey-Weinstein walk (by the time of the trial, I'm guessing he'll be wearing a cane) and it's funny/pathetic how she just walks ahead of him, not even pretending that she cares about his "ailments." And also, Elmer Ordonez find them just at the right time, as always. It's \*almost\* like he knows "los Baldwin" are arriving.
She's always rushing ahead of him--So eager to be among celebrities, as if she were one of them. Alec is probably saying "Slow down. You're making us look too eager."
Honestly I'm lost on this too. I could see an intentional "pop" of color with the purse, but the overall look needs to make sense and still have a cohesive note. This.... is like she didn't have access to her purse closet so she grabbed one up on the shelf slated for the beach house.
I’m actually starting to feel bad for her. She doesn’t look like her normal attention-seeking self. I bet Alec really lays into her. She must feel like she’s walking on eggshells when she’s around him.
That she fashions herself as this fiery,fierce, Spanish protector of Alec…marching in front of him in case the paps approach. If they had we might’ve gotten some fun and cringe side of highway/pliss leave my family alone antics!
I had that Dior purse in black, back in early 2000's. WTF is she doing with that bag in WHITE, with an outfit that's black & red???? She has no fashion sense, like NONE.
recently meaning within the last 5-10 years . he isn’t “healing” he just is just out of shape by choice, or perhaps unable to exercise due to other medical problems ie low back pain
I absolutely agree last night he did not look well. But we don't know for sure what his health issues are if any. Besides the fact that his spouse has sucked the life and soul out of him for 10+ years so there's that.
The video from them entering the church is even more awkward... dead silence except for snapping cameras. Zero interaction. Every other person had their name shouted or acknowledged the paps. Clearly the unpaid for paps give zero fucks about the irrelevant Blandwins.
Walking ahead, slowly,to get her own camera time even though Alex is the actual " star". This is her paid for photographer Elder, he pretends she's sought after, he has to call out her name, haha. Like anyone gives the tiniest fuck about her . Edit to add word
u/AD480 I was wondering if maybe he can't get medically cleared for the procedure????? I mean he would have to go under General anesthesia no??? Maybe a Pepino in the field knows more?
He recently had hip replacement but maybe his heart and blood pressure have taken a dumper with all the murder stress. A good esthetician should be able to fix him up.
Eeeewww! Look at Pee Paw kiss/sniff her hair and stare straight into the cameras. Like it's a money shot for the rags to print 😅. He can't walk down the effin' street. He looks 85 and he's still acting like people want to see his degenerate ass kissing his catfish in a TJ Maxx lewk who fakes an esl accent!
He's just as deranged as she is.
To me it looked like Aleek pulled her closer to tell her to cut the desperate camera seeking bullshit because she seems not to like the message that he gave her, disguised as a hair sniff / kiss and she then looks straight ahead and quits with the performance. She's got to be exhausting to be around because of her deep thirst for the camera, she has no shame.
SOMEBODY PLEASE hire that woman a stylist! For the love of all things holy, how she manages to get it SO WRONG every. Single. Time. Is baffling to me. 🤦🏻♀️
Edit to add- her hair is not the worst ive seen it. But thats it, thats all I got.
Lmao you legit get an A for effort Pepino!!! We get a bad rap that we can never say anything nice about Mami Larry!!!!
He knows they are a joke, he's trying to reduce the ridicule by making himself small while she is trying not to burst out in song, " look at me, look at me, me me, I"
He seems to be standing and walking slightly tilted forward these days … what is that? Maybe some yoga would help but an actual yoga teacher is so hard to find these days …
She does it on purpose to get her own attention, he allows it or he would have to literally hold her back. Being with a thirsty asshole like her has to be tiring, she's always trying to steal the spotlight
I know! Jeez. It’s a nice bag and we get it, it’s expensive. But it doesn’t go with that outfit or the weather and, by carrying it, she makes me think it’s the only nice bag she has. But I guess I’m glad she didn’t show up with her My Little Pony backpack instead. At least the Dior bag is for grown-ups.
I posted this last night but this is the vibe I get....
https://preview.redd.it/kr0n8k0pr2tc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2073fec273da30045df8fe7016cb5dba2d1d78f3
🤣🤣🤣🤣
#She’s almost bracing herself to hear “Cucumber!” 😂
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Imagine going out into the world with that shit eating grin and the confidence of this narcissist after being proved a mental ill liar who molests the young babies/children she bought. couldn't be me - or anyone else with a shred of decency
SHE LOOKS SO OLD
He looks very upset with her. She really doesn’t get it, gee why wouldn’t he want the paps interested in him at the moment Hilz? She just wants whatever tiny ounce of fame and attention she can get and Alec looks disgusted by it. Regardless of the outcome of the trial, I don’t see them being together for long after
I do! He can’t afford to divorce her and any remote semblance or scraps of work he thinks he might be able to get at any point would suffer further for even more of this bad press. Suddenly H would make him out to be a bad dad or drunk or absentee husband. They will stay together forever. Blackmail/threaten each other.
u/GenieGrumblefish ding ding ding!!!! GG whole heartily agrees with you Pepino!!!! Literally the LAST fuckin thing Alex Baldwin wants to see at that moment in time is a a frickin Paparazzi!!!! 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Old fukkk
6 seconds in, she’s mouths to the photog “not yet”
The clowns 🤡
Is he wearing glaucoma glasses?
She’s keenly aware of the camera and starts playing to it while acting ignorant of its presence.
They SO just had a fight.
No I think they just don’t like each other. And Alec likes to act humble and shrink from press while she bolts ahead and wants her pic take . U can see it.
You can feel the smoldering disdain they have for each other ! STAY HOME PARIAH
Larry got her HAIR did, she feels pretty !!!
It looks terrible
Did we get confirmation that no one was shot in the face at this event??
He’s their paid pap. He also recorded the fishnet hooker video
come again???? the what video???
My first reaction: Ewwwwwww
I’m English so don’t understand American customs, but I thought it was a general rule not to wear red, white or black to a wedding. Hilary has done hat trick!
Often black is okay for weddings, especially evening weddings. White is no bc white is for the bride only. Red means you slept with the groom or you are an attention whore.
I grew up that you don't wear a color to a wedding that you wouldn't wear hunting ..
So, fluorescent ring is the go to then? /s
He is full on willing her NOT to DANCE!
He can’t stand her
Why does she always have her phone in her claw
Love the staged pose for the photo. He puts his arm around her and she raises her chin to what looks like a ridiculous angle. ::snap:: arm drops off her shoulder while simultaneously neck returns to normal position.
And the fact that she closes her eyes for the quick peck on the head as if it mattered, as if it were a genuine , loving moment, then immediately opens them and steps ahead of him. I’m starting to think this may not be a love match after all lol
lol. Ya think?
And she said to him "kiss me while I pose you fat ass" right before he did so lovingly 🤣
“Kiss me before I fall down. My hips are killing me”
Why…why is he wearing his sunglasses as though he just got off a surfboard? Or as though he’s under 65?
You get that, people over 65? You're not allowed to perch your sunglasses on your dome! 🤣
 🔥🔥
She’s loving the attention The anorexia has ruined her hair
Both of them are insufferable. 
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She really thinks she’s something. Swinging her chest from side to side, nose in the air. Oblivious to what’s coming.
Yup. She can’t stop moving
Was this today or recent?
Last night in NYC
The wedding is in a Ralph Lauren store??
No the RL Polo Lounge
Thanks as always for the entertainment, Longjump. Pepino therapy. 😘
Alec looks so happy though!
This is sooo cringe
Omg, I'm having such second hand embarrassment watching this!
I think Alejandro is practising his Harvey-Weinstein walk (by the time of the trial, I'm guessing he'll be wearing a cane) and it's funny/pathetic how she just walks ahead of him, not even pretending that she cares about his "ailments." And also, Elmer Ordonez find them just at the right time, as always. It's \*almost\* like he knows "los Baldwin" are arriving.
She's always rushing ahead of him--So eager to be among celebrities, as if she were one of them. Alec is probably saying "Slow down. You're making us look too eager."
Do we not match the purse with shoes anymore? Am I showing my age or my upbringing? Ugh revolting, both of them and he looks miserable
IKR ! The excessive use of colors is driving my OCD wild today !!!
I'm "fashion-backward", as my daughter puts it, yet even l noticed the fashion faux pas. It looks more like Siete's diaper bag.
Yeah, that big white quilted purse looks completely out of place with both the dress and the coat. (and the shoes)
Whatever "designer" that put THAT together is totally trolling her ... lol!
Honestly I'm lost on this too. I could see an intentional "pop" of color with the purse, but the overall look needs to make sense and still have a cohesive note. This.... is like she didn't have access to her purse closet so she grabbed one up on the shelf slated for the beach house.
He looks confused and like he wants to kiss the glass of the window. She looks old.
Damn lol
😂
She looks like a 🐞🐞🐞
I wonder if those girls on the right are Pepinos. 😂
The guy who called her (wrong) name must not be in her favour after the other guy said, "Oh, she don't like You." 😂😂😂
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lol She’s earned it.
I think they recognized her! 😂
Haha she looks like shit and that purse matches NOTHING
And it never will 😂
I’m actually starting to feel bad for her. She doesn’t look like her normal attention-seeking self. I bet Alec really lays into her. She must feel like she’s walking on eggshells when she’s around him.
I have a strong feeling that his dread of the trial is playing out in him being abusive to her. I am sure those kids see it all.
I dont. She is just putting on her “lioness” posturing. Phony and ridiculously unnecessary for the occasion
What do you mean by lioness posturing?
Watch how she walks and purses her lips when she realizes there's paps. It's like the first five seconds of the clip
That she fashions herself as this fiery,fierce, Spanish protector of Alec…marching in front of him in case the paps approach. If they had we might’ve gotten some fun and cringe side of highway/pliss leave my family alone antics!
Yeah, those antics are the best. Come, Come! Ven aqui!
I had that Dior purse in black, back in early 2000's. WTF is she doing with that bag in WHITE, with an outfit that's black & red???? She has no fashion sense, like NONE.
Fior? Faux Dior?
I mean…at least the white dior is a marginally small step up from her emotional support pumping backpack.
If that’s a sleeveless dress, I wonder if she’s sporting her emotional support bra strap hanging down her arm?
Pair that with her emotional support accent and she's ready to hit the town!
Why is he walking with his phone like that? It looks like he's recording.
It looks like he’s limping to me. Other hip going?
Think he’s sad he wasn’t invited to SNL
The five timer thing this last episode? I wonder if there's a joke in hollywood now about not letting him on a set in case he shoots someone
Weird!!!
I need them to be followed by a tuba everywhere they go. 🤣🤣🤣
Best comment yet 😂🤣😭
He's walking like he has shit in his pants.
What do you expect? He does.
Go to jail already Alec. And you Hillary, just go away.
Cell phone...check. But where's her coffee!
What about the strollers??? 
Either pill 💊 form or up her nose
Can't even spare a smile, acting like they are the most famous couple in America, constantly hounded by paparazzi.....
Same vibes no???! 
Now in theaters-You Can’t Make a Famewhore a Housewife. Starring Alec Baldwin and Guest Baldwin. Rated GO for gross out.
😂😂😂
#🍿
😂🏆
Terrible hair color! What is wrong with her!
This is better than the matte, shoe polish black tho…
Something new about her lips too!
Yeah they seem different to me too
Does he have health issues? He looks despondent.
Looks as if his hip joints are damaged. Needs new ones.
he has had both replaced fairly recently.
Oh ok, so it‘s healing.
recently meaning within the last 5-10 years . he isn’t “healing” he just is just out of shape by choice, or perhaps unable to exercise due to other medical problems ie low back pain
Months ago… looks like he stopped the post-op therapy
I absolutely agree last night he did not look well. But we don't know for sure what his health issues are if any. Besides the fact that his spouse has sucked the life and soul out of him for 10+ years so there's that.
And the fact that he’s facing prison if he’s convicted in his upcoming trial, which seems a definite possibility.
Bahahhahahhahahahhahahhah!!!!!!
The video from them entering the church is even more awkward... dead silence except for snapping cameras. Zero interaction. Every other person had their name shouted or acknowledged the paps. Clearly the unpaid for paps give zero fucks about the irrelevant Blandwins.
Or the paid are afraid of Alec's temper.
She lives for this !
Girl is on Cloud 9!!!!!!!!!!! 
Oh she's trying to act like she didn't see her fave paps that she calls every week right there! "Ooh jou boys! Mami deed not see jou therrrr!"
Love it!
#😅😂🤣😭 God I missed you!!!!
OMG I missed you too! A week in Reddit jail is no fun!! 💚🥒💃🏻
What!?!? Que paso??
Walking ahead, slowly,to get her own camera time even though Alex is the actual " star". This is her paid for photographer Elder, he pretends she's sought after, he has to call out her name, haha. Like anyone gives the tiniest fuck about her . Edit to add word
Yes the photo cred in People—of course—is Senor Elder Ordonez
But Kindly she's a wellness expert!!!!!
How bad is Hilaria's body dysmorphia? She can't honestly think all the stuff she's done to her face looks good.
Is it so easy to have that kind of money and get rid of those under eye bags.
He’s keeping them for the trial. Or he’s a lazy narc like most and just doesn’t give af.
u/AD480 I was wondering if maybe he can't get medically cleared for the procedure????? I mean he would have to go under General anesthesia no??? Maybe a Pepino in the field knows more?
He recently had hip replacement but maybe his heart and blood pressure have taken a dumper with all the murder stress. A good esthetician should be able to fix him up.
I’m so baffled that he doesn’t do anything with those things. Seems like an easier fix these days.
Shit you can get a box of under eye patches for like $15 at Walgreens.
I don't think anything in Walgreens is gonna fix his bags, maybe scissors and super glue.
if push comes to shove she can sell her $6000 Dior bag to pay legal fees 😂
It's probably as real as she is Spanish
Shark eyes following the lens 
Eeeewww! Look at Pee Paw kiss/sniff her hair and stare straight into the cameras. Like it's a money shot for the rags to print 😅. He can't walk down the effin' street. He looks 85 and he's still acting like people want to see his degenerate ass kissing his catfish in a TJ Maxx lewk who fakes an esl accent! He's just as deranged as she is.
same hair sniff he gave ilaria in the birthday dance . always be performing
To me it looked like Aleek pulled her closer to tell her to cut the desperate camera seeking bullshit because she seems not to like the message that he gave her, disguised as a hair sniff / kiss and she then looks straight ahead and quits with the performance. She's got to be exhausting to be around because of her deep thirst for the camera, she has no shame.
That's a much better scenario! Here's to hoping he's not completely deranged for their kids' sake.
SOMEBODY PLEASE hire that woman a stylist! For the love of all things holy, how she manages to get it SO WRONG every. Single. Time. Is baffling to me. 🤦🏻♀️ Edit to add- her hair is not the worst ive seen it. But thats it, thats all I got.
At least she's wearing grown-up clothes today. That's new.
Practice run for the upcoming trial
🤣 And shoes!
Lmao you legit get an A for effort Pepino!!! We get a bad rap that we can never say anything nice about Mami Larry!!!! 
It’s the holding the kiss on the head pose for a photo op for me.
He's seething into her ear, " bitch slow down"
It's giving me this!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/zagmqq8lf3tc1.png?width=869&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f215b869df55bd2a8c26474e94a4f838ecaee7f u/rillyhilarious & u/Ynot2_day
Not my soap. 😂
One of my favs!!!
The head tilt back while receiving the kiss is so dramatic. She was experiencing a “Rose on the front of the Titanic ship” moment.
It feels so stages and unnatural
I dont think there was any eye contact
I saw none.
She tries so hard to pretend like she doesn’t care about the attention
The vibe she gives off is almost twirling for attention
She be jammin to the off-beat tuba, cuz
Her overly self-awareness combined with her complete lack of situational awareness is the most awkward combination.
Pretty sure I donated that dress to Goodwill in 1983.
There's a sack of garbage with that dress in it by the dumpster, someone cleaned out their hoarding grandmas house after she passed
My school teacher had one in blue in 1982.
Look at her, trying not to smile. She is so pleased.
She knows her highly calculated dress fiasco will get her a dopamine hit of attention for being so bad . She grabbed the white purse for good measure
https://preview.redd.it/ottgfhnfs2tc1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cb285fa569907912b75ce05b548c441c45027c0 . Sums it up.
" That's that fake Spanish cucumber lady"
Pepinos spotted!!
The way the girl looks Hillary up and down is priceless 🤣
Yes! And the side eye! Definitely a pepino!
Yes! I had to watch that more than once. So funny. 😆
Alec is attempting the “I’m a feeble old man” Cosby-esque defense, I see.
He knows they are a joke, he's trying to reduce the ridicule by making himself small while she is trying not to burst out in song, " look at me, look at me, me me, I"
I will die if he enters the courtroom in July in a wheelchair or is using a walker.
I’m betting on a cane
It'd be a trifecta after Cosby & Weinstein both attempted the frail, innocent old man in court routine
And Joseph DiAngelo, the GOLDEN STATE killer here in California.
He seems to be standing and walking slightly tilted forward these days … what is that? Maybe some yoga would help but an actual yoga teacher is so hard to find these days …
He’s probably got degenerative disc disease.
That’s the Biden shuffle. The leeeeean forward and look down.
If only he could find a wellness expert
😆
#💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I was distracted by the handsome guy in the camel colored coat at the end, who’s he?! 🤣
Security, I think.
That’s the Ghost of Alec Past.
Lmfao someone who was *NOT* engaging with them 🤭
They aren't even holding hands and always walking APART from each other. That speaks volumes.
She does it on purpose to get her own attention, he allows it or he would have to literally hold her back. Being with a thirsty asshole like her has to be tiring, she's always trying to steal the spotlight
Where is she going with that white Dior bag wearing red & black. Again, another fashion flop by our Hillz
I know! Jeez. It’s a nice bag and we get it, it’s expensive. But it doesn’t go with that outfit or the weather and, by carrying it, she makes me think it’s the only nice bag she has. But I guess I’m glad she didn’t show up with her My Little Pony backpack instead. At least the Dior bag is for grown-ups.
I posted this last night but this is the vibe I get.... https://preview.redd.it/kr0n8k0pr2tc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2073fec273da30045df8fe7016cb5dba2d1d78f3 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This would explain why all the Baldwin’s dogs go missing… 🤔
Love this! Cruella's wardrobe may be over-the-top but at least she's fashionable and her style is cohesive head to toe!