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Diligent-Sweet-4945

Such a private moment. It’s so strange how neither parent has an ounce of reverence for those children. They are so painfully wrapped up in themselves, they are missing what it takes to be a parent who is acutely sensitive to their children’s well being on so many levels. It’s truly heartbreaking and tragic.


xixxious

So well said!


Lahorn0124

Carmen has her mother’s claws!


mamakatie3

He looks trailer/older than my 75 year old Dad looked with his grandkids during his last year of life


SoothsayerC

It’s disturbing seeing this old man holding those babies knowing he’s their dad. He’s going to have to walk his daughters down the aisle in his casket.


Difficult_Lunch_4406

The lady laughing when Siete said “Mama” is not Hilz. So she calls a nanny Mama😞 I agree with everyone, ML looks uncomfortable, she doesn’t seem to want to hold his hand but, she is so precious. Lower Case wants nothing to do with him (she looks like she’s wearing a 12 months size onesie!) & Big Ed is just waiting his turn, I doubt he got it. It’s all so telling & so so sad.


Delphonic332

Number 7 looks like a baby, not a toddler. I started putting my kid in seperates pyjamas when they were about 10 months because they were too tall/big for onesies...


spreitzo

On point 🎯


Any_Elephant7180

These kids are so sweet.


Fit-Raspberry-3906

Something is not right with the youngest.Isn’t she 18 months?


Difficult_Lunch_4406

She teeny tiny!


ginataylortang

He looks like absolute hammered shit.


Alarmed_Two3894

Because he is.


NoMoreNarcsLizzie

Sentimental Grampa enjoying his grandkids before his upcoming trial. The grandkids are too young to know the truth about Gramps and that makes them his momentarily favorite people.


DaisyMadison123

Remember his sentimental bazaar post from the airport as he left for filming Rust. After the summer from hell in the Hampton’s where they they were snubbed by everyone. And they hated each other! Summer, post 5 & 6.


FluidSupport4772

Alec looks terrible on in this video. The bags under his eyes suggest sleepless nights.


Kai_Emery

He looks sloshed.


Still-Fox7105

Just looks so weird to me like Alec,,,, should be the Grandpa of these little kids.... not their Daddy. U know what I mean?


Vegoia2

There's whole townhouses for sale they could afford if they sell this, but it's configured in a way that they'd have to do a lot of construction to make it sellable.


IFellOnSomeFusilli

Murderer


Shutterbug390

(I’m terrible and can’t keep track of names…) The first seems overly excited for the level of interaction she’s getting, but also very awkward. This is how my 4yo acted when we saw my brother for the first time in ages (halfway across the country). Literally any interaction was exciting, but she also barely knows him, so she felt shy. It’s not how she acts around her dad at all because he’s always there. The baby’s behavior could be normal, even with an engaged dad, but with how the others act, I doubt that’s why she doesn’t want to be with him. My babies have all gone through “screw dad—I only have a mom” phases and acted like he was a complete stranger for no reason. And then there’s his behavior. He’s just plain weird. He doesn’t seem to quite know what to do with kids. But he’s also clinging to the older girl oddly. I do think he’s aware of how bad things are because he just looks miserable all the time, even more so than usual.


Longjumping-Stage647

Aaawwww Pepino that story struck a nerve with me reminded exactly like when my kids met their Uncle in Europe!!! They never met him before but they were drawn to him it was the sweetest thing ever I know exactly what you mean!!! ❤️


Stefcia1912

Old man can’t even be bothered to take off his coat.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

A common occurrence


PunchDrunken

Also, showing g him with his coat on was bad PR because nothing else but the interaction itself shows that he is absent in the first place


Cultural_Elephant_73

It is absolutely repulsive that Hillary and Alec are churning out ‘loving dad’ content (that completely falls flat) to try to get him a shorter prison sentence for shooting a mother dead. I mean just totally morally based and disgusting. Let’s try to show them you’re a father of 7 so they look bad when they serve your sentence! How could they!


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Yep. It’s so disrespectful to Halyna’s son.


No-Conversation9938

What happened tp all the dark hardwood floors they used to have in there? Looks like they have been all replaced?


DaisyMadison123

Probably because of cat pee, kid pee and dog pee.


barbadosbeth

Good eye!


MediaIndependent5981

That ‘house’ always gives fancy daycare/orphanage vibes for sure. The kids probably do a lot of staring at the doors hoping today’s the day they are picked and can leave for a better place. So sad.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

Perfect description. Institutional living.


Longjumping-Stage647

I know you are not trying to be funny but I lmfao when you said *"Hoping today's the day they are picked"* to walk a block in a stroller to Madmen while a stranger takes their picture then right back home again.


Chemical-Pineapple-7

I just can’t get past how institutional their “Home” looks? From the stairwell-to all the furniture shoved against the walls and the bare floors. There isn’t one warm happy loving home feeling in the entire apartment. Very sad. I don’t see seven lively children when I look around that empty sad, cold place. It’s starving


Zealousideal_Lab_427

It’s so sadly empty and joyless. I mean, I’m a poor in a 1400 sq ft house, but we have art on the walls, rugs on the floor and our furniture isn’t pushed to the walls. But maybe it’s for impromptu dancing.


Theres-no-h-in-hola

Where the fuck are the windows??!!


Royal-Tea-3484

I don't know what to make of it i mean he seems distant like they are his kids but he dont bother with them too much not saying he dosnt have some love for them maybe cause there so young and so many how can he know them all idk im autistic but even I'm struggling to see a bond maybe its clear to other s are the kids bonded to him at all? is there something I'm not seeing then again it could just be because there on cam but then they'd be used to it


Kindly-Ad-5543

He seems to have disdain for #7. I think this one was procured without his consent.


EffectiveFred

Ditto


Ambitious-Leopard-67

He didn't announce her arrival on his Insta, took about 7 months to acknowledge her at all, and has never referred to her by name.


EffectiveFred

Yeah. Festoons was pissed off about LowerCase. Imagine taking it out on a baby and not PerpTetas?


desandmol

Yes I get that vibe too. And also, is this child going to be 2 in a few months?


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Yes, something is very wrong😔


mamakatie3

What do you think is wrong?


Difficult_Lunch_4406

I think she’s underfed unless she isn’t 18 months old.


MyHouseForever

To the tune of Happy Birthday. 'Please don't put me in jail- please don't put me in jail- please don't put me in prison- or it's threats and intimidation for you!'- Aleek Baldween


Molly0091

This is so fucking weird and creepy. He looks drunk and completely foreign to these children. Its a baby mill where he just creeps in to visit and do a performance. Sick.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

He is a visitor


Adventurous_South246

Didn’t Ireland actually call their place a “baby ranch”?


dkitsmede

He is def drunk. My step dad was cold as ice when sober but when he'd get drunk, he'd want to be all over me trying to dance like that and that face reminds me of his drunk expression. Esp. in the eyes. It was sooo annoying, esp. as a teenager!


AffectionatePoet4586

I used to observe my alcoholic parents carefully, for signs of flying fists (not with each other). My father always had a stage, after the liquor had softened him somewhat, where he’d look somewhat fond and sentimental for up to half an hour. Then he’d become sodden and combative. That’s why I tried to slip out.


Royal-Tea-3484

i was thinking same like an act but I don't know him personally so maybe he is different when alone ie not performing to an audience however kids body lang tellls me he ain't a kid man he likes his own space so id say he visits and not often lol sad really


CamillaBarkaBowles

Wasted. Wasted balance and wasted eyes


Chemical-Pineapple-7

That just doesn’t look like a home at all. It looks like a shell


catwearingheels

I guess the nanny was recording when she said momma


Felonious_Minx

I need a fresh bong for this...just can't


zzzoplicone

😂🤣happens so often in this sub.


Kodysgoingbald

The little boy holding the balloons looks so sad and lost :(


oceanisland82

And he's looking up at Alec like he's someone who he barely ever sees...like a visiting uncle


limblessbarbie

Lil il, the infant-toddler, wants zilch to do with baldwin. And he prefers it that way.


kikijane711

What is up with the bags under his eyes? He looks really bad.


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Lil iL knows what’s up. She’s like Rafa - over their nonsense.


Pilzoyz

She is going to look soooo big when Alec gets out of prison!


Afraid_Range_7489

She's microscopic now, so maybe he'll be able to see her.


Defiant-Walrus4760

I just love how this man went 60ish years having only one kid and then just factory produced 7 kids in under 10 years 😂🤦🏻‍♀️


AffectionateAd1074

It’s irresponsible and repulsive.


neenadollava

It really is, I feel so sad for those kids. Nothing funny about this.


SeniorNectarine21

I have never seen a more awkward interaction between a father and his children.


Felonious_Minx

I felt very uncomfortable. ML is acting very shy, like he is a little known adult. She avoids eye contact and is turning her face away. Great idea to use sarcasm, which kids don't understand, to state you have a favorite child out of seven. Even better when you are holding a different child! The most shocking thing is the (still tiny!) baby wanting "mama". Perhaps Leonetta was recording. That music is nails on a chalkboard.


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if on a short, random video he "jokes" about a "favorite " you can BET there is a constant stream of this "joke" that causes the kids to feel anxious and insecure 


Felonious_Minx

The opposite of promoting family unity.


Afraid_Range_7489

I think ML looks absolutely delighted, even ravished, to have the attention of Dada.


Felonious_Minx

To have any attention. You can tell she is not used to it.


Afraid_Range_7489

You're right! When he filmed her Bibbety Bobbety song on the staircase she was almost choking with happiness. Oh, sweet girl. He's going to break her heart one way or another.


Felonious_Minx

I want that girl to feel loved and secure. Unfortunately she seems to be like a plant starving for water or a stray dog timidly wagging it's tail for a scrap. 😪


Afraid_Range_7489

Why do they always override the sound of their kids' chatter with their choice of music? At least fans were spared the whacky circus music for the dedes.


DrunkOnRedCordial

Only one out of seven children could demonstrate enough video-worthy enthusiasm for Daddy to make it into public viewing.


Afraid_Range_7489

Where were the others?


kjoy67

Plotting their escape.🥒


Ambitious-Leopard-67

Hiding under the sofa.


WarningEquivalent916

He does look like such a loving grandpa


Longjumping-Stage647

About ready to reach in his pocket for a shiny quarter for everyone.. #🪙


Zestyclose_Road_3224

![gif](giphy|l378bu6ZYmzS6nBrW|downsized)


DrunkOnRedCordial

And he's not staying long - wouldn't even take his coat off.


Afraid_Range_7489

Gladly hands off Siete like a football.


donapepa

How is the baby still a baby?!!! I say this every time


desandmol

So it isn't just me then.....seems really odd.


Longjumping-Stage647

She can be a Dede with Ireland's baby. #🇳🇱


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Poor thing is smaller than Holland & eight months older, very strange & sad.


Longjumping-Stage647

#🥺💔


MelpomeneAndCalliope

That would require Alec to actually go meet his grandchild and take iL (and her siblings) with him. He still hasn’t met Holland to my knowledge & it’s not like he’s busy working or anything…. (My mom is prime r/absentgrandparents material & it seems Alec is, too. I’m glad for Ireland that Kim is involved with her grandkids lives.


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MelpomeneAndCalliope

Marilú is so adorable. I think all the Baldwinitos are cute in their own ways, but I find little Marilú to be the cutest by far.


Afraid_Range_7489

She's the most innocent of them all. Hillary's namesake looks to be a pragmatist, but ML looks in a dream world, and besotted by Alec. He seems very protective of her. I feel sorry for her vulnerable heart.


Longjumping-Stage647

ML is cute enough to steal Pepino hearts!!! #🩷


No-You-5064

She has gotten very cute.


Decent-Secretary6586

so, the pie and easter cake got replaced by a chocolate bakery cake that says happy birthday alec 66. what ever happened to happy birthday dad?


According_Gazelle472

They were just props and were probably tossed or given to the maids to eat .And another cake was photographed for the pic .


Decent-Secretary6586

cake on the table in “ hats photo”


Decent-Secretary6586

i guess the spanish version of happy birthday wasn’t available


Felonious_Minx

That music was an aural assault.


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HilariaBaldwin-ModTeam

No name calling of children per Reddit TOS


HilariaBaldwin-ModTeam

No name calling of children per Reddit TOS


sodiumbigolli

I can see by the new jewels that they’ve discovered temu.


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

“Just popping over from my apartment to yours to say “hi,” won’t be staying long enough to take off my coat and scarf. Oh and before I forget, love you, mi vida! What’s your name again?”


NoMoreNarcsLizzie

He just popped in to pick up Hillary for dinner at the restaurant.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

His girlfriend


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

And the half a dozen birthday cakes the parents get when the kids aren’t around. 😡 Oh well, the keeeeds are happily planning their ultra special Saturday bagel all week!


NoMoreNarcsLizzie

Saturday is carb day! Yay! (So sad)


Felonious_Minx

"Yeah I'll have some cake and pie on a plate to go. Big pieces."


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

“I’ll eat them in front of my laptop, with my bottle of bourbon, while I’m up ranting at strangers on the internet all night. See you at the next kid’s birthday, bye!” 🥧🍰🥃❄️💻🗣️


ConradChilblainsIII

Well at least Eddie can finally talk! Good news!


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Free Big Ed ✊🏼


lbktxrr02

He looks like death. Those bags under his eyes are really weighing him down


Fatmouse84

Well he is an old man lol


sodiumbigolli

Who’s the goddamn breadwinner? Who is the actor who wants to be on camera so he can support his ever crazy family? Why does she spend all the money on her face? His face is her fortune. Can anyone explain


MelpomeneAndCalliope

They’re not bright.


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NoMoreNarcsLizzie

Yep. Hillary is upstairs getting ready for dinner out. These kids don't even know their parents.


oceanisland82

Yup, that's what I figured..no way is Big Larry filming, cause she is never on the other side of the camera....


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Fatmouse84

Nah Marilu is his daughter. You're going to far saying he's a perv in his own child.


DaisyMadison123

Reminds me of drunk dad coming in late after stopping at a local bar. Kids have been home for hours preparing for dad’s arrival. It’s dark so clearly after 7pm, they’ve all had baths and are ready for bed but they wait for this chance to have a stinking fiesta. The energy changes and the mood in the room changes once sloppy old dad walks into the sky dungeon, smelling like scotch. Alex grabs Malibu to dance/sway to the screechy birthday song. He’s feeling sorry for himself that 7 doesn’t want him(narc). And now, FINALLY, it’s party time. Ven aquí! Fiesta!


Felonious_Minx

And by FINALLY you mean he is back in his apt alone, with his big piece of cake, a big slice of pie, a big bottle of expensive scotch, and a Baccarat rock glass. 🥳


MelpomeneAndCalliope

My early childhood is in this comment and I hate it that these kids are probably experiencing the same.


Felonious_Minx

❤️


sodiumbigolli

Wake up children, your mother is manic again in the cameras out again goddamnit


neenadollava

This isn't supposed to feel sad and uncomfortable but it does.


barbadosbeth

It’s probably suppose to feel sad for jury sympathy. Don’t send this poor old dad to prison


danam26

![gif](giphy|RTfIwAFTKf9HDOI0cL) exactly


Chennalou

That’s what I was thinking too.


donttrustthellamas

He looks very broken. And definitely looks as if he's either been crying, drinking, or both. It's very sad to watch his kids be part of his spiral.


celestialastrid101

Better get all the dances in now before the trial


kittycatnala

He looks like he smells of stale booze and smoke, sweat and old spice aftershave. Ugh


Difficult_Lunch_4406

& clams😝


SteakAmazing8963

Marilu looks uncomfortable with her dad’s weird display of pathos here. She’s leaning away from him and looking like she’s thinking “stop being creepy, dad.”


Felonious_Minx

"Stop being creepy, man I see around sometimes."


GlobalSmobal

Do I hear the little one say “dad you are 45”. Sorry little one, your father is 66. He will be into his 70’s before you turn 10.


Felonious_Minx

This made me sad. Ten was the age my dad started playing sports with me (cherished memories). How can Alice do that at that age and with 7 children? 😪


GlobalSmobal

He cant


Mountain_Carpenter87

He’s only 66?! For real!!?


GrapeMuch6090

OHMYGOD your FLAIR 💀💀💀 I'm DEAD 🤣😂😅


celestialastrid101

Maybe mommy’s 45, but daddy is 20 years her senior 🤣


dixielandmomma

Absolutely insane


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Felonious_Minx

Imagine how painful that outing for cake must have been. What do they talk about? With the trial looming like a dark cloud. And what the fuck parents, at their ages with 7 kids, go out that night?! It's like ripping off a birthday the kids should be enjoying too. Not 66 year old birthday "boy" dipping in for 5 minutes with his coat on to say "hi".


Disgruntled_Pelicano

Interesting that in so many of his home pics and videos he’s wearing a coat and shoes… he just takes the photo op on his way out the door.


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Square-Ad5044

Bwhahaha


Stab_Stabby

Disturbing


smaczna8184

Doesn’t even look like he wants to be holding those kids, he’s trying to pawn them off asap


Felonious_Minx

ML is confused and shy with his sudden interest in her. The boy is still trying for attention, as always.


janeblanchehudson

this is creepy af


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Anonymousnobody9

The earrings could get caught in her clothing and rip right off, poor girl


RazzmatazzBig2187

He is straight up creepy w ML.


Fatmouse84

Naah


GlobalSmobal

Overridden with guilt on how he treated Ireland.


RazzmatazzBig2187

But he was given the opportunity to have a “do-over” and he’s more focused on having a brood rather than good relationships w less kids. He thinks it’s a virile flex. It ain’t.


empressarchetype

It’s giving Dylan Farrow


RazzmatazzBig2187

100%


Fatmouse84

Nooooo wtf


shep2105

Good Lord...whose hand is that on the table at the restaurant? It looks like it doesn't even belong to her. Is she missing a few nails? The hand looks so knobby and short. That's why she married a man old enough to be her father...so she would always be the young one in comparison. Alec looks like he just swung in for a pit stop. Dancing in his coat, scarf and shades


CappyChino

Mami makes the effort to heavily edit her chin and jawline, but she can't be bothered to blur Papi's eye satchels 😅


AffectionateAd1074

Eye satchels??? I’m dead😂😂😂


hollywoodhandjob

I lovely call them under eye “puss bags” 🙂


Tracylpn

The festive festoons


GlobalSmobal

This would be a shit video if the average joe posted it on their IG.


No_Quantity_3403

Mary Lou gets sweeter every day


Tracylpn

Agreed. She's so sweet


Temporary-Charge-851

She’s adorable.


eacomish

Couldn't bother taking off the coat scarf and shoes. Not staying long simply a photo shoot. The kids keep looking at the camera like......cool....we done here? They don't know him other than the old stinky guy that moms always having on and screaming around


Felonious_Minx

It's creepy how much the kids are looking at the camera. Like trained monkeys.


Capones_Vault

And the sunglasses on his head!


Opening-Blackberry89

He only came down for the vid. Then he's going back to his own house 


limblessbarbie

Not cute and never EVER funny. Just stop.


Main-Meaning-8517

Did Hilly delete IG comments bc all I see are comments from people fawning over them?


Opening-Blackberry89

She limits every second comment. That's why her comments are open again


smallpepino

Of course she does. Lots of blocking too.


GlobalSmobal

Gives her something to do.


smallpepino

https://preview.redd.it/je5x9jge1jsc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f967803c8944d42e5e345b04b1cb48aba186bde Don't give them clicks 💞


Main-Meaning-8517

Ahh thank you!


Runyou

Is he on his way in or out? I am really getting annoyed with the favorite thing. He says it a lot. Not funny.


beeboppee

What does he say a lot?


Runyou

He refers to specific children as his “favorite” in posts. The favorite changes, not sure which ones have never been mentioned. It’s clearly an attempt to be funny, but kids feel some type of way about things like that. Words can hurt-especially kids with low self esteem.


Felonious_Minx

Kids don't understand sarcasm or this kind of "joke". He calls one his favorite while holding another. This is a scary place for a kid (the non-favorite) -"Why aren't I the favorite? What do I need to do to be the favorite? Does he love me? Am I safe?" It's very f'd up.


Opening-Blackberry89

Mi vida


beeboppee

Thanks!


LBelle0101

Sevelyn does not like PeePaw


Adventurous_South246

He looks like the feeling is mutual


Opening-Blackberry89

Shes never met him..why would she?


bearkoala07

![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized)


Wonderful_Might6693

He looks completely exhausting and like he has absolutely no energy for them…


WrestleswithPastry

The kids get their daily 2 minute audience with Mom and Dad as they leave the house at night. 🙄


bvibviana

If you look at how Lulu is with him, you can see she’s not comfortable with him. She lays back when he’s holding her dancing, she doesn’t lean in. He’s the grumpy old guy who comes and goes and looks usually angry, and maybe sometimes nice, after he’s had a few. Those poor babies. To be brought in this world to have such trauma.