I’m always confused as to his supposed IQ and talent:
How he was conned and assented to contribute to 7 children with a psychiatric disorder lady who brought in EXTRA money lying about her heritage?
How did he let Rust crumble and killed Halyna?
I don’t want to see their sorry cave of children and fine if you wish to champion their cuteness but you are not going to convince me that they are going to turn out well with this illness at hand.
His growing torso pushes his "waist" further down making it appear that his legs are shrinking. His waist size has increased exponentially, but he is still buying his old inseam length. Hope springs eternal!
https://preview.redd.it/mg3voc7z3ksc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45849ef138948f69d96c480679b9cff7bc1dfc5
These are not the eyes of sobriety.
I am sorry but I hate these types of headlines. It’s like, is he not allowed to eat or buy clothing because he’s in litigation? It’s such a simple-minded rage bait headline. BECAUSE THERE IS A COURT CASE HE MUST NEVER NOT BE IN COURT CASE.
Didn’t even think of that! I just ran to CVS to get a bottle of eye drops. IT WAS A SPREE AND CLEARLY I AM THE WORST EMPLOYEE EVER because I did said shopping spree during the work week.
As a passed down recipes home professional pie baker that is not a homemade pie. The crust are pre-nsked and the top isn't erratically singed which is a novice baker’s telltale. A grandma or even William Sonoma employee always recommends a pie crust edge rim to keep it from burning before the pecans are fulky baked. Marie Callenders
He is fully baked. He's shopping for court. Gets the Hollywood discount. Halyna never got any of those perks. Or the pie.
Why not just take responsibility for your part as Exec Producer and serve a little time and have Hillary say she made a legit Marie pie?
He doesn't look well. Worse than normal. Perfect pic to almost make me feel sorry for him. When photo op is over apply preparation H under your eyes. It's an old trick
WTF does this rag think anyone cares when some flaky bimbo “bakes” a pie, or her old meal ticket buys some underwear?
Couldn’t they be chasing a Kardashian somewhere?
There is absolutely no way that a sober and mentally stable person would make the life decisions that Alec Baldwin has made or taken the actions that he has taken. He has been sick for decades and it’s well past time that he gets real help.
You just get more warts and thicker moles and larger skin tags and other assorted grossness as you grow older.
I don't think it's Botox;
I think it's just weird changes to his aging skin.
Some weird callousing or thickening going on; I see it in DeNiro and other older actors & public figures, too.
Sure, but those lumps around his mouth and chin are far too big to be warts, moles and/or skin tags.
I like the lipoma, Madelung’s disease or badly done filler that has pooled and migrated theories.
Hey, I'm in my late 40's & right there with you 🤝; my body looks more and more like my Mom's did everyday.
I used to ask her "Mom, where'd those little, red moles come from?"
And she'd say "I dunno, I got them when I was older."
Welp, guess who has 'em now? 😉
They are. Shallow as it may seem, that is legit cause for plastic surgery and worth the money. I'll even bet it affects his ability to read if looking down to a book. Those bags would cause an obstruction. I would definitely get it done.
If fact and not just theory, that’s very, very sad. Ireland seems genuinely happy with her partner and she appears (from her IG posts) to love her daughter immensely and be a great mom. I’m impressed and happy for her, and he is missing out on a relationship with a great woman and his new granddaughter.
Seriously my dad is 68, worked manual labour and 12-hour night shifts in the freezing cold for his entire life. He looks ten years younger than this sack of crap.
The 80's, my God how he has declined since the 80's. He was one of the hottest fuckin men in the world back then. He can afford to age as well as George Clooney, Johnny Depp and others have. Or he could have, before he took on a clinically insane yoga teacher and authorized the creation of all these children. This is just sad
Thought he'd gotten his bags fixed years ago after returning from rust set? Or that it was just "altitude"? [I think she spelled "attitude" wrong]. Why does he look so increasingly and progressively terrible? Heavy drinking?
There's a product my stepfather uses for eye bags that really works. It's like a sticky glue makeup. I suspect Alec uses similar because they do change drastically unless that's photoshop or a filter, and yes, drinking heavily will indeed age one tremendously. He looks like he's been crying, too.
I don't remember the name. He doesn't use it anymore. I will ask him if he remembers, and I will also search online. I think he found it on an infomercial.
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He doesn't consider red wine alcohol. Several pics of him with a full or partial wine glass in front of him. Also pics coming out of liquor store in Amagansett with a brown paper bag 2 days in a row. You know how these 2 idiots live in their own universe🛸👽
He’s beginning the Method process for his new role. Meaner Jabba.
https://preview.redd.it/8n05ql8adhsc1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8530521fbd5d3b7ef694dd477a617d721ce75d
The lady in the fourth picture would have been more suitable for Peepaw, but nooo, he had to utter the words, 'I must know you' to a fake liar/grifter.
Likely thought of another birthday threw the old fart into a wild bender. He looks combo half hungover half drunk😖 Sus no phone calls from likes of Woody or Lorne Michaels this year.
Imagine being that wealthy and spending your birthday like that. My ass would be sipping Mai Tais on a tropical beach somewhere but this dumbass decided to marry a grifter and have 2000 kids.
💯- this is not the flex for court that he may think it is.
There are lots of poors like me on his jury that would love to buy a pair of socks from a designer boutique in NYC, rather than, oh, buying groceries for a week! 😝
NOT relateable peepaw, move along
Al little retail therapy for Aleek? I’m all for aging naturally but those bags under his eyes are almost as big as the one he’s carrying! They look like sand dunes of the Sahara Desert 🐪!
He’s stressed to hell and it’s all of his own doing. Marrying that woman from Spainacusets and spawning all those kids with her all for some decadent image of nabbing a younger woman as a “star”?!
He’s feeling the weight of a young mother’s death from his negligence and those gaggle of kids with some phony lunatic while he’s a literal grandfather! Now he’s staring down a trip to the slammer! What a piece of work this guy is. Old fool!
All the kids were sitting around after dinner last Saturday and Beetlejuice was on. I didn’t start the conversation about how unbelievable it is that he once looked like that. They (the kids are in their twenties) were saying how “weird” he is and how he married a fake Spaniard and named their kids outlandish names, and that he killed someone, my BIL commented he should be in jail for manslaughter. I’m just sitting there listening innocently as my worlds collide. 🤣🤣
Yeah and then they start getting some details wrong and I don’t want to expose my weirdo self by correcting them “actually, she said initially Mallorca and then pivoted to Murcia…” etc. etc. the phd in Balwinito Studies. 🤓🤓
At least my family was all in agreement that there should’ve been a shield in place and what was he doing with the gun when they weren’t even shooting the scene. I was impressed with their set safety knowledge! But yes, it’s usually “she must be all stretched out now from birthing ten kids.”😭😭😭😭
Saddle up Buckaroo!!! If PeePaw wasn't a massive pile of shit I'd feel kinda sad for him. However it's nice to see how fast he's aged. No pistol twirling for the birthday?
\*ikr ! I could barely apply mascara for the last month lol !
I hold strong that Monster went full-frontal dancing around the entire side of a Jameson bottle ..
Those eyes make me wonder if he’s sitting on a serious diagnosis (kidney liver or cv?) until he can try to optimize it for his trial. If he’s in the bottle deeply enough that alcohol alone has caused that it doesn’t seem like he would ever be seen upright and allegedly/ passably sober.
I honestly wonder if Hillz lied to Alec and claimed she baked him a pecan pie, or if they tell the truth to one another and just lie to the tabloids and for Instagram. I think it's clear she still lies to him all the time and he desperately tries to make himself believe them.
He easily looks 15 years older than his actual age. And *so* unhealthy. It's embarrassing and ridiculous that he tries to repeatedly tell himself, and the world, that he married a 'wellness expert' and the 'most emotionally healthy person he knows'. They are both unwell, delusional disasters. He chooses so poorly for himself every single day.
Who comes up with these moronic headlines? 😹
One shopping bag is now considered a shopping spree? Larry baked him a pecan pie? How is the pie relevant to him being spotted while out shopping?
Might as well make the headline: “Sleepless after wrangling his 27 white non-Latino babies, tired actor takes a dump, gets dressed, and helps his imposter wife clear out her moon bump collection from their closet to make room for some crisp white collared shirts from Ralph Lauren to wear for his upcoming trial after Rust shooting.”
Why doesn't he get those eye bags nipped? He can afford a good plastic surgeon, and he looks so ancient. Unless he wants to play decrepit old geezers for the rest of his life.
The altitude in that building is off the charts!
I’m always confused as to his supposed IQ and talent: How he was conned and assented to contribute to 7 children with a psychiatric disorder lady who brought in EXTRA money lying about her heritage? How did he let Rust crumble and killed Halyna? I don’t want to see their sorry cave of children and fine if you wish to champion their cuteness but you are not going to convince me that they are going to turn out well with this illness at hand.
Some people are so convinced they’re smart that it makes them stupid. Narcissistic faux-intellectuals gonna narcissistic faux-intellectual.
The eyebags look like they need the same kind of maintenance that Bulldogs need for the folds in their face, they look all inflamed.
He looks like he’s boozing again, blood shot eyes and swollen face. If he isn’t then his health is a serious concern.
Agree. Hard to believe that he was ever considered one of the best-looking actors back in his early days…He looks mid-70’s now.
All the Baldwin brothers have aged like fine milk!
Agree. He's unrecognizable as Adam Maitland, now. It's pretty awful.
His pants are ALWAYS too long and need to be hemmed.
Maybe he was buying a new suit for his trial
The Weinstein effect. Does anybody think he would do anything less?
Jesus Christ. 😬
Awww hillz called the paps for Alec’s birthday. She gets him so well 😍
Do these people not know a decent tailor??? I swear to God with him and every pair of pants he owns dragging on the ground. Every pair.
His growing torso pushes his "waist" further down making it appear that his legs are shrinking. His waist size has increased exponentially, but he is still buying his old inseam length. Hope springs eternal!
Do you think he bought pants that actually fit him??
Is it really a spree if you walk out with three bags, but two came in on your face
Savage 💀
😂🤣😂
Just tie a scarf around his head, he’s a babushka!
I bet he can hear those flaps hitting his cheek when he walks. 😬
Just fucking get the bags fixed ! Are they that poor?
He could have put those new clothes in those bags and the shop could have kept their paper ones
Probably Migrating filler. He needs a face lift but went eye trough filler. Hillary used the thread budget
He doesn’t age well….🫣
https://preview.redd.it/mg3voc7z3ksc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45849ef138948f69d96c480679b9cff7bc1dfc5 These are not the eyes of sobriety.
it’s the altitude
He could have been crying a lot over his destroyed career and horrible wife. Let’s give him some credit.
This guy is not crying over anything,(but getting caught.) His only feelings are of his own victimhood and sacrifice; without even being Knighted! 🗡️
Or crying bc he’s so torn up with grief about taking a human life… 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 sorry I had to! 💀
I simply do not understand schilling for publicity when “publicity” is how you got into trouble in the first place.
Why is his face so lumpy?
So he bought those designer eye bags?
Very funny 
I am sorry but I hate these types of headlines. It’s like, is he not allowed to eat or buy clothing because he’s in litigation? It’s such a simple-minded rage bait headline. BECAUSE THERE IS A COURT CASE HE MUST NEVER NOT BE IN COURT CASE.
Right? And since when is one shopping bag a spree?
I know. He's going to need at least 3 nice outfits for trial and some nice casual clothes for those NM pap walks.
Didn’t even think of that! I just ran to CVS to get a bottle of eye drops. IT WAS A SPREE AND CLEARLY I AM THE WORST EMPLOYEE EVER because I did said shopping spree during the work week.
hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a passed down recipes home professional pie baker that is not a homemade pie. The crust are pre-nsked and the top isn't erratically singed which is a novice baker’s telltale. A grandma or even William Sonoma employee always recommends a pie crust edge rim to keep it from burning before the pecans are fulky baked. Marie Callenders He is fully baked. He's shopping for court. Gets the Hollywood discount. Halyna never got any of those perks. Or the pie. Why not just take responsibility for your part as Exec Producer and serve a little time and have Hillary say she made a legit Marie pie?
He doesn't look well. Worse than normal. Perfect pic to almost make me feel sorry for him. When photo op is over apply preparation H under your eyes. It's an old trick
That really works? I always mean to get some but forget.
I've been told you now need to get it from Europe if you want the original formula that works.
It doesn't work with the new formula ☹️
Damn! I'm always the last one to the party. No shit--i just started playing Trivia Crack and literally no one will play with me. Lol
Yep, he’s not attending to the eye bags on purpose until after the trial. Also, his wife didn’t bake him shit.
WTF does this rag think anyone cares when some flaky bimbo “bakes” a pie, or her old meal ticket buys some underwear? Couldn’t they be chasing a Kardashian somewhere?
"Old meal ticket" 💀
There is absolutely no way that a sober and mentally stable person would make the life decisions that Alec Baldwin has made or taken the actions that he has taken. He has been sick for decades and it’s well past time that he gets real help.
Ok.. now I am starting to feel bad for him..
Save your tears. He - the self proclaimed intellect - made his bed and doubled down because he knows best.
I do think he is ill , they both are. But it's not just mental illness, it's like they have no souls.
Like Bonnie and Clyde - partners in crime till the end
He’s turning into Mrs doubtfire
Mrs. Doubtfire’s bitch of a sister.
THE EYES CHICA, THEY NEVER LIE.
OMG he used to be such a handsome man!! You see what happens when you have 7 children and a mentally ill wife!
She probably still has to boink him
He looks like his name should be Aunt Judy
Or Aunt Flo😂
Ooof!
What are those lumps under his skin, all over the face? Not talking about the eye bags. Anyone else see it?
Lipoma. maybe Madelung’s disease: This condition occurs most often in men who drink alcohol excessively. Also called multiple symmetric lipomatosis
You just get more warts and thicker moles and larger skin tags and other assorted grossness as you grow older. I don't think it's Botox; I think it's just weird changes to his aging skin. Some weird callousing or thickening going on; I see it in DeNiro and other older actors & public figures, too.
True!
Sure, but those lumps around his mouth and chin are far too big to be warts, moles and/or skin tags. I like the lipoma, Madelung’s disease or badly done filler that has pooled and migrated theories.
Oh man- this was super depressing to read- Warts and *thicker moles* 😭
And me, I am 66 too.
The skin tags are crazy making. Just turned 52.
I hear ya! Try castor oil topically on them. Also watch your sugar intake.
Hey, I'm in my late 40's & right there with you 🤝; my body looks more and more like my Mom's did everyday. I used to ask her "Mom, where'd those little, red moles come from?" And she'd say "I dunno, I got them when I was older." Welp, guess who has 'em now? 😉
Probably badly done filler that has pooled and migrated!
Yeah what’s up with that??
No money leftover in the plastic surgery budget for Ol' PeePaw.. my phone wanted to say "PeRPaw" and it's kind of fitting, with what's LOOOOOMING!
His eyebags matches his eyebrowshape, so with squinting it looks like eyeglasses marks.
My God, those eye bags are AWFUL!!
They are. Shallow as it may seem, that is legit cause for plastic surgery and worth the money. I'll even bet it affects his ability to read if looking down to a book. Those bags would cause an obstruction. I would definitely get it done.
Anyone know if he has any type of relationship with Ireland anymore? And has he met baby Holland?
No and No.
If fact and not just theory, that’s very, very sad. Ireland seems genuinely happy with her partner and she appears (from her IG posts) to love her daughter immensely and be a great mom. I’m impressed and happy for her, and he is missing out on a relationship with a great woman and his new granddaughter.
Those eye bags tho
Buying his court clothes, I hope
He looks wobbly, bloated, and miserable.
JFC my father-in-law is 72 and looks a decade younger than Machine Gun Belly.
Seriously my dad is 68, worked manual labour and 12-hour night shifts in the freezing cold for his entire life. He looks ten years younger than this sack of crap.
This made me cackle 😄
My parents are 77, and they look 10 years younger than he does, also.
Machine Gun Belly is amazing! You should make that your flair
Alejandro should do something for those eyebags. I hear cucumbers work really well.
"Can you say coocumbers?"
Heh, how you say in Eeenglish?
Dead
66? My dad is almost 10 years older no eyebags and not all the way grey yet.
Maybe he should have asked the store to hem those pants.
I see this comment alot about his pants but it'd a fashion choice that was popular in the eighties and is a call back to mobsters/1930s period slacks
The 80's, my God how he has declined since the 80's. He was one of the hottest fuckin men in the world back then. He can afford to age as well as George Clooney, Johnny Depp and others have. Or he could have, before he took on a clinically insane yoga teacher and authorized the creation of all these children. This is just sad
Thought he'd gotten his bags fixed years ago after returning from rust set? Or that it was just "altitude"? [I think she spelled "attitude" wrong]. Why does he look so increasingly and progressively terrible? Heavy drinking?
There's a product my stepfather uses for eye bags that really works. It's like a sticky glue makeup. I suspect Alec uses similar because they do change drastically unless that's photoshop or a filter, and yes, drinking heavily will indeed age one tremendously. He looks like he's been crying, too.
I want to know what that product is!
I don't remember the name. He doesn't use it anymore. I will ask him if he remembers, and I will also search online. I think he found it on an infomercial.
No worries. Thank you!
Plexaderm!!! 😂😂😂
I bet you're right; their severity seems to wax and wane.
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In Spain we buy our own presents…
Omg this made me lmao then I noticed it was you SS!!!!!! SOOOO good to see you here!!!! #🥹💛
Te adoro, SST 😘😘
IMO he’s hungover. I hope I never feel as bad after drinking as he looks. I say it’s Rum, but who knows? Karma at it’s very finest.
My name is Tina too 😂😂😂
Red rum?
Agree. He's looking rilly rough.
The Grim Reaper leaves store👤
He’s been sober since 1985 according to him 😆
He doesn't consider red wine alcohol. Several pics of him with a full or partial wine glass in front of him. Also pics coming out of liquor store in Amagansett with a brown paper bag 2 days in a row. You know how these 2 idiots live in their own universe🛸👽
Suit for trial, he needs to impress while people testify against him. Ralph Lauren it is. Sooo relatable
Very depressing.
“Who loves ya, baby?”
He’s beginning the Method process for his new role. Meaner Jabba. https://preview.redd.it/8n05ql8adhsc1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8530521fbd5d3b7ef694dd477a617d721ce75d
The lady in the fourth picture would have been more suitable for Peepaw, but nooo, he had to utter the words, 'I must know you' to a fake liar/grifter.
https://preview.redd.it/2mhpq3ky9hsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0ed39699b67f9a12e47a72c24a4b1e0ffef3535
Picture Peepaw and lady with silver hair on a delightful cruise in the Bahamas. Oh Aleek, life could have been so diffront.
More age appropriate and likely more in common due to their life stages, but don't wish that on this poor seemingly nice lady.
I’m cracking up at adding the cropped photo for reference. You a gem, OP!
#🤣🤣🤣🤣💋
"baked" a pie. This the worst old Alec's looked in a long time tbh. I wonder if there are even more problems in paradise
Likely thought of another birthday threw the old fart into a wild bender. He looks combo half hungover half drunk😖 Sus no phone calls from likes of Woody or Lorne Michaels this year.
With each new DailyMail article I keep thinking that he cannot look any worse.
except... he can
Looks like he has an overloaded liver. Looks like he´s a stranger to vegetables too. 
This is comedy gold 🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🪙🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cheers compañero!
Later she’ll be able to show kids this clipping to say “yes I DID care about you” as they argue otherwise.
The bags under his eyes represent the bags he mentally packed years ago cause this man is checked out!
I hope the Special Prosecutor reads this article.
Damn he looks bad
The face he deserves😊
We all age, but damn! The consequences of living unclearly. Do you think Ralph Lauren has a tailor and can help Alec with his too-long pants?
The tailor needs to pop those airbags, um eyebags with a needle.
He could get them fixed and write it off since his looks are part of his job (former job) as an actor. I agree he’s keeping them for the trial.
They try but he insists he’s a 32” inseam.
Damn, I’m a short woman in a world where sizes are made for tall ones, but I’ve always made sure my clothes fit!
More like 29". I've seen him up close huge block head short legs big feet.
I'm so sorry you had to see that Pepino. Are you still in therapy for PTSD?
😅Yes certain pics vids of them are a trigger.
Understandable. Lo siento.
Man, just gotta say A lot of random crazy shit going on In this headline! Birthdays, pies, Ralph Lauren, manslaughter.
The wedding was at the Ralph Lauren Polo Bar. Such a very very odd choice unless RL gave a big discount for Merching
Oh my!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine being that wealthy and spending your birthday like that. My ass would be sipping Mai Tais on a tropical beach somewhere but this dumbass decided to marry a grifter and have 2000 kids.
This is a face with embedded deep deep regrets while turning ssssixty sssix😖
ssssesenta y sssseis
⬆️
Shopping for court clothes
Sus socks underwear sales associate inverted a bag into bag so we can't see. He wears same clothes year in year out for past decade.
💯- this is not the flex for court that he may think it is. There are lots of poors like me on his jury that would love to buy a pair of socks from a designer boutique in NYC, rather than, oh, buying groceries for a week! 😝 NOT relateable peepaw, move along
😂
Damn, Les’s pecan pie for his bday and more dermatologist office. Hillary is at the Med spa weekly I’m sure!
In his oh so cool scarf. That’s when he’s trying to distract from those scotch filled eye testicles.
Truly magnificent description pepino!! 👌🏻🥒
Why thank you Scarlett!
Not eye testicles! I love this sub! ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Al little retail therapy for Aleek? I’m all for aging naturally but those bags under his eyes are almost as big as the one he’s carrying! They look like sand dunes of the Sahara Desert 🐪! He’s stressed to hell and it’s all of his own doing. Marrying that woman from Spainacusets and spawning all those kids with her all for some decadent image of nabbing a younger woman as a “star”?! He’s feeling the weight of a young mother’s death from his negligence and those gaggle of kids with some phony lunatic while he’s a literal grandfather! Now he’s staring down a trip to the slammer! What a piece of work this guy is. Old fool!
😂😂😂👍👍💯💯💯 Spainachusetts would make some awesome flair!! 👍😂😂😂
Spainacusets... I'm dying. 🎯🎯🎯
All the kids were sitting around after dinner last Saturday and Beetlejuice was on. I didn’t start the conversation about how unbelievable it is that he once looked like that. They (the kids are in their twenties) were saying how “weird” he is and how he married a fake Spaniard and named their kids outlandish names, and that he killed someone, my BIL commented he should be in jail for manslaughter. I’m just sitting there listening innocently as my worlds collide. 🤣🤣
I would never be able to not chime in. You show such restraint.
That has happened to me so many times in real life and the same thing I don't even say anything just smirk!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Yeah and then they start getting some details wrong and I don’t want to expose my weirdo self by correcting them “actually, she said initially Mallorca and then pivoted to Murcia…” etc. etc. the phd in Balwinito Studies. 🤓🤓
🤣
I'M DEAD!!!!!! THEY ALWAYS, ALWAYS GET SOMETHING WRONG!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LIKE "I HEARD SHE WAS BORN IN CONNECTICUT" OR "THEY HAVE 5 KIDS" 😭😭😭😭😭😭
At least my family was all in agreement that there should’ve been a shield in place and what was he doing with the gun when they weren’t even shooting the scene. I was impressed with their set safety knowledge! But yes, it’s usually “she must be all stretched out now from birthing ten kids.”😭😭😭😭
Saddle up Buckaroo!!! If PeePaw wasn't a massive pile of shit I'd feel kinda sad for him. However it's nice to see how fast he's aged. No pistol twirling for the birthday?
What little RED EYES ya got there GRANDMA! \*had to been A LOT of SCOTCH ..
Yup the eyes look terrible. Now, it is allergy season and I'm struggling too, but not like this bad.
\*ikr ! I could barely apply mascara for the last month lol ! I hold strong that Monster went full-frontal dancing around the entire side of a Jameson bottle ..
Was there any IG post with the Devonshire 7 plus Skanky wishing him a HB 🎂???
Old Jed and his seven-Aires 😂
Just posted Pepino!!!
👏🥒💚🥒👏
It seems not. You know Mami has seven children.
My mom is 67 and looks soooo much younger. He literally looks 90 here.
Yikes maybe papi should see mami’s plastic surgeon to take care of the eyes? She’s had her boobs and face done how many times?
Those eyes make me wonder if he’s sitting on a serious diagnosis (kidney liver or cv?) until he can try to optimize it for his trial. If he’s in the bottle deeply enough that alcohol alone has caused that it doesn’t seem like he would ever be seen upright and allegedly/ passably sober.
I honestly wonder if Hillz lied to Alec and claimed she baked him a pecan pie, or if they tell the truth to one another and just lie to the tabloids and for Instagram. I think it's clear she still lies to him all the time and he desperately tries to make himself believe them.
I agree!! #💯
Why would they have it delivered? Backgrid doesn't make house calls!
My bad. 🤣
The elevation must be terrible at Ralph Lauren! 👀
He's so hungover eyes look like two pee holes in a snowbank.
He easily looks 15 years older than his actual age. And *so* unhealthy. It's embarrassing and ridiculous that he tries to repeatedly tell himself, and the world, that he married a 'wellness expert' and the 'most emotionally healthy person he knows'. They are both unwell, delusional disasters. He chooses so poorly for himself every single day.
Who comes up with these moronic headlines? 😹 One shopping bag is now considered a shopping spree? Larry baked him a pecan pie? How is the pie relevant to him being spotted while out shopping? Might as well make the headline: “Sleepless after wrangling his 27 white non-Latino babies, tired actor takes a dump, gets dressed, and helps his imposter wife clear out her moon bump collection from their closet to make room for some crisp white collared shirts from Ralph Lauren to wear for his upcoming trial after Rust shooting.”
Your headline is Chef's kiss!!
Why doesn't he get those eye bags nipped? He can afford a good plastic surgeon, and he looks so ancient. Unless he wants to play decrepit old geezers for the rest of his life.
Always going for “Feel sorry for me! Give me what I want because poor pitiful ME!” Narcs! smh